A counter-attack

Episode [-]: Picnic team building

"Dear viewers, hello everyone. I am today's recorder, Huai Tong. I am at the live broadcast of "Challenge Academy". The audience interacted and read the lines one by one: "Today's theme of the academy is picnic team building. I believe many friends have known it in advance. The program team invited many old friends very generously."

"So what's the situation at the scene? Huai Tong, a front-line reporter, will take you into the picnic group building of the college."

= Wuhu!Hello Tongtong! !

= I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming

=Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no emotion reading machine

After Huai Tong finished reading the script prepared by the program group, he walked forward, and the camera was also switched to the rear, just in time to frame the two golden retrievers fighting on the grass.

The big golden retriever grabbed the little golden retriever by the collar and said viciously, "What did you say?!"

The little golden retriever jiojio hangs in the air, does not struggle, and has the same vicious expression as the big golden retriever, mercilessly complaining: "I say you have a glass heart! Arrogant! Often because Tongtong ignores you, you hide in the quilt and cry in the middle of the night! Childish ghost! "

Big Golden Retriever: "?! Who is the childish ghost?"

"Who was the one who came home crying and complained to me when I got zero points in the first exam because of oversleeping? You mentally handicapped!"

Little Golden Retriever: "You're still wetting the bed at the age of six!"

The big golden retriever blushed: "You fart!"

"I do not have!"

The two golden retrievers looked at each other angrily, and then began to wrestle.

You are all childish.

Huai Tong silently moved away from the camera and reminded: "Fighting is not good, children should not imitate."

= Hahahahaha these two are only three years old, right?

= Ha ha ha golden retriever fan is here, six-year-old bedwetting xswl

Next to the golden retriever who is fighting is Mudong who is having a barbecue, there is Abyss who is helping, the president, and Xiaowu who is lying comfortably on the grass and basking in the sun.Huai Tong pointed the camera at the grill.

Abyss is roasting ham, bickering with the president while roasting, seeing Huai Tong, the two stop at the same time and say hello.

"Hi Tongtong~"

"Tongtong is so handsome today~"

Mu Dong handed Huai Tong the roasted corn, "Eat."

He looked around, "Why are you recording it? Pei Yanshan is too lazy."

His volume did not drop, and these words clearly reached the ears of Pei Yanshan, who was fighting the landlord with the staff at the side.Pei Yanshan retorted: "I'm not! If you let Huai Tong come, the ratings will be higher!"

= Huai·Wealth Code·Tong

Huai Tong explained: "Because he gave the money."

Mu Dong didn't listen, he took the selfie stick for Huai Tong, pushed Huai Tong down and sat down, "Sit down,"

Huai Tong, who didn't have time to say a word the whole time, stretched out his hand to stop him: "Hey, I'm actually..."

Without giving him a chance to explain, Mudong ran over and handed the selfie stick to Pei Yanshan.

Huai Tong silently withdrew his hand, lowered his head and gnawed on the corn.

Well, in fact, he only shot for 5 minutes.

= Hahahahaha It seems that the live broadcast has only started for less than 10 minutes, right?

= Be confident, remove the seem

Thus, the recorder became Pei Yanshan.Huai Tong sat at a place where the grill could not blow smoke and ate barbecue leisurely.

Pei Yanshan looked at his eyes, murmured resentfully, and said, "I don't know which one of us is the director... Huai Tong! Get the money back!"

Holding up the unfinished corn cob, Huai Tong said solemnly: "It is impossible to refund the money. I will help you after eating this corn cob."

Abyss winked: "Oh, it's just such a small matter, what's wrong with the director helping me?"

The president responded: "That's not true."

The two of them sang and harmonized, and they were all talking for Huai Tong, which made Pei Yanshan's face wrinkle into a chrysanthemum.

Pei Yanshan:! @#￥%...&*

Huai Tong held back his laughter, and he stood up, "Okay, okay, let me come, after all, I have received the money."

Under the death gaze of the other three people, Pei Yanshan handed over the selfie stick unreasonably, and whispered, "That's it."

Huai Tong took it.Suddenly, the camera shakes violently, the angle of view changes constantly, and finally faces the sky.The scene at the scene became very chaotic, and there were several low-pitched reprimands with different voices——

Huai Tong whispered: "Lu Zhixue!! I'm live broadcasting, don't be so clingy now!"

Lu Zhixue said loudly, "I miss Tongtong!"

President: "Hey, hey! Bastard, isn't it a little too much for you to hug someone like this?!"

Abyss: "They got the certificate."

The implication is that you don't care about the affairs of the young couple.

Pa, there was a crisp sound of slapping the forehead, and the president lost his temper: "You know they got the certificate, don't you?"

Mudong helped to pull away the messy people, "You all join in the fun, go away!"

Pei Yanshan's voice was mixed in, out of place: "Oh my camera!!"

The barrage is full of question marks.

=? ?Is there anything I can't see! !

=rwkkrwkkkkkkk! !

The camera finally returned to normal, Huaitong pulled Lu Zhixue, showing a red face, "Lu Zhixue! Don't pounce like this next time!"

He almost fell!

After Lu Zhixue and Huai Tong received their certificates, Lu Zhixue often made guest appearances in "Challenge Academy", so most of the audience are familiar with him.The way he gets along with Huai Tong also changed from the beginning: "My God, how could there be such a clingy Gaolinghua?!" → "My God, today is not as clingy as yesterday!"

= Hahahahaha laughed so hard, the sticky dog ​​appeared

= I understand, so this is a tragic story of a dog pounced on the owner and the owner almost fell, and then a bunch of people tried to save it but failed (doge

Holding the video camera, Huai Tong hung it on Lu Zhixue's arm, coughing lightly in guilt, "A little accident happened just now."

Lu Zhixue wanted to kiss him viscously, but was separated by his hands.He whispered: "Don't move, everyone is watching..."

= That's it! !People all over the country are watching!

=Lu Zhixue, put on some clothes hahahahaha

"Huaitong, PK match! Come on!"

Hongmao's voice came from afar, and several guild members also booed over there:

"Come on, love is not as fun as a PK match!"

"Lu Zhixue, stop pestering your family, hurry up, we haven't PK for a long time."

Lu Zhixue didn't care, he hugged Huai Tong's hand and snorted coldly.

Huaitong squinted his eyes, and raised his lips in a secular manner: "I want to make an appointment with Mudong for pk, you don't have an appointment, do you?"

Red hair, guild member: "..."

They looked at each other and read two sentences in each other's eyes at the same time.

——He still loves money so much.

Obviously he is richer than all of us! !

The FBG mid laner floated past: "What kind of skateboard, come play games, Heishen! We haven't soloed in a long time."

The top laner looked at him contemptuously.

Liar, two hours ago you were still crying because of being hanged and beaten by the black god.

ADC jumped out: "Playing games is so interesting, consider playing professionally."

The mid laner went up and stood in front of the ADC: "Senior, please assign one to come first."

I came first, Ni Zukai!

Ning Xing and Xie Yu came over from a distance, "What are you doing!! I won't look at you for a while, you will start looking for trouble for me, right?!"

Lu Zhixue's face was cold, she looked at the group of people who had been trying to date Huai Tong, squeezed Huai Tong's hand, and warned: "Are you finished?"

=Come here, come, my favorite scene is here, the pseudo Shura field!I just love to see Yazi (doge

= Hahahaha I knew this day would come! !

= Lu Zhixue, you have many rivals in love

Huai Tong shook his head and refused, and sympathized with Lu Zhixue, he said helplessly: "Don't fight, have you been busy these two days?"

I was asking him every day if he would play PK matches.

They all turned their heads to look over, their gazes were unanimously resentful, and they said in unison: "Didn't that mean you ran away on the wedding day!!"

"We just want to have fun!!"

It's been planned for a long time, but people ran away on the wedding day.

Huai Tong: ...

Lu Zhixue smiled rarely, and held Huaitong's hand sweetly.He said unceremoniously, "It's because you have no ability to catch up."

Red-haired fried hair: "If you have the ability, don't take the car!!"

By the time they chased them out, Huai Tong and Lu Zhixue would have already gotten into the car and run away! !

Seeing that a quarrel was about to start, Mu Dong stepped on the fuse with one sentence.

"Stop playing, the barbecue is ready! Come here!" Mudong greeted loudly at the grill, and Huai Ge who came in a hurry was holding up his sleeves and raising his eyebrows to help.

Mudong's sound successfully stopped a quarrel and made everyone walk towards the grill.

"Food, cook, cook!"

"I'm starving to death!"

Pei Yanshan shouted: "Huaitong! You can turn off the live broadcast!"

I can finally get off work.

Huai Tong switched the camera to the front, and said goodbye to the audience in the live broadcast room with a smile, his face full of joy of getting off work.

Huai Tong and Lu Zhixue were in front of the camera, and a bunch of people crowded behind them.Fortunately, it is a wide-angle shot, and with the blessing of a selfie stick, everyone is framed.

Huai Tong was originally a machine that read lines mercilessly, and then he was amused by Lu Zhixue. He bent his eyebrows and smiled at the camera. The haze that had been in the warm sun-colored eyes disappeared completely, leaving only Under the warm, shallow flowing tenderness.

=Woooo Tongtong looks so happy

= The old mother is crying, is the live broadcast going to be turned off?

Huai Tong looked at the barrage and replied: "Well, this is the end of the little episode, I wish you all a happy life~"

Lu Zhixue kissed Huaitong's side face, slightly hooked her lips, and echoed in a low voice: "Happy life."

Mu Dong said that he didn't notice, covered Xiao Wu's eyes, hooked Huai Ge's shoulder with the other hand, and pulled back the person who was trying to lower his sense of existence, and said goodbye to the camera with a smile: "Have a good life, there is a chance next time goodbye."

The people behind condemned Huai Tong and Lu Zhixue's behavior as a young couple, made a couple of yells, and followed suit to say goodbye.

Ning Xing tied the other four members of FBG, forced them to look at the camera, and said in unison: "Have a happy life!! Be happy every day."

Some of the red hair and some guild members were still holding skateboards, some were squatting on the skateboards, and waved: "Goodbye! I wish you all the best!! Be full of hope every day in the future!"

The two golden retrievers were still fighting, pinching each other, and took the time to give the camera a profile, because they were pinching each other's face, their voices were vague: "Everyone, have a good life!"

Abyss and the president are in rare harmony. They mixed with Jiang Chen in the team of "Challenge Academy" staff, and said in unison with everyone:

"I wish everyone an early New Year in advance hahahaha."

"Thank you for the early years, I really have you!"

In the next second, everyone miraculously looked at the camera simultaneously, smiled and waved goodbye: "Have a good life, bye!"

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Possible follow-up documents: "Beauty and Vicious Dog (Infinite Stream)" or "Aquaman is just a passerby"

Here's a push of my pre-acquisition "Sea King, He's Just a Passerby"

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Yu Xi transmigrated into a book, transmigrated into a young master from a rich family whose name was unknown in the novel.

After passing through the book, Yu Xi lived a happy life of eating, eating and sleeping as a salted fish, but gradually, he found that he would become...

Mermaids, cats, elves, vampires and... O... Omega?

And the body will always be accompanied by unspeakable changes, and he must be close to a specific protagonist to relieve it.

Fortunately, he is just a passerby in this book, and he has no sense of existence in the book.People who know him one day forget him the next day.

Yu Xi smiled slightly: I have a bold idea

Relying on this setting, he is domineering and reckless in the book, pampering and willful to the point of horror.

On the first day, he curled up in the boy's arms and sobbed, begging him softly to touch his tail.

The next day, he sat on the lap of a certain boss wantonly, showing his sharp canine teeth, and pamperingly bit the boss' neck.

Day three…

Yu Xi: Hee hee, anyway, they will forget it the next day.

But one day, the plot was revised, he became the protagonist of the world, and everyone's lost memories came back.

In his vampire form, the boss who he regarded as a walking vampire bag was polite: Hello, I’m here to catch my little monster

After turning into a cat and picking him up, the actor who is a severe plush maniac: Where is the cat?are you my cat

In addition, there is the boss 1 who took him in when he fell into the dark elf form, the boss 2 who acted as a humanoid inhibitor when he became a soft omega, and the abnormal painter who kept him in captivity when he was in the mermaid form...

Qiqi came to the door.

Little Monster Yu Xi: ...QAQ

1v1 pampered subject × unknown attribute slice attack