Retired savior rehired daily

For the time being, Qiao Wen didn't know that he was being targeted by two super troublesome characters.

At that time, he was hugging the two sleeping children, with the invisibility talisman on his body, flapping the wings formed by the Xiangzhi card on his back, and following the guidance of the tree card, he flew all the way to Tokyo, an island country in the world. .

Just as some netizens once teased in the barrage before, no matter which Two-dimensional world you are in, Tokyo, the magic capital, is the most likely place to become the "center of the world".

At the moment when we don't know the true identity of this world, going to Tokyo is undoubtedly the most sensible choice at this stage.

In a metropolis like Tokyo, where fish and dragons are mixed together, it is more convenient for Qiao Wen to find a way to buy fake identities—well, for three people.

"Are you really planning to raise a child?"

Ba Weixu stared.

"I thought you would find a more reliable orphanage..."

He looked at the two children who were leaning on Qiao Wen's chest, sleeping very peacefully, but he didn't say the rest after all.

Qiao Wen sighed.

"That's what I intended. But..."

These two children have a high probability of possessing some kind of "special talent" unique to this world.

Even if this is not the case, being able to see "monsters" that ordinary people can't see, it is doomed that they cannot grow up like ordinary people, in an ordinary environment, in an ordinary and carefree way.

"Even with the experience in the village, they probably already understand that they should hide their specialness in front of others, pretending to be the same as other people, and not seeing any monsters."

But after all, these are two children who have just turned four years old. After Qiao Wen offered to take them out of the village, he irresponsibly let go halfway, threw the two of them into a completely unfamiliar environment, and kept them lying. With illusions, growing up lonely, helpless, and insecure...

No matter how you think about it, this is inappropriate.

Qiao Wen smiled wryly and rubbed the demon fox on his shoulder:

"At least let us take care of these two children for a while before completing the commission of world consciousness?"

Bawei: .........

The demon fox sighed heavily.

"Good old man!" He stretched out his small palm and pinched Qiao Wen's face "hardly", "You are the one who is soft-hearted, you are the one who is kind-hearted, and you are the only one who doesn't want to see children suffer, right?"

In fact, Qiao Wen was not pinched at all.

But he was very cooperative and hummed twice when the fox pinched him, which gave Ba Wei enough face.

Bawei: .........

What bad acting.

Is the uncle blind?

Yaohu resentfully put down the little soft hand that was pinching someone's face (Ba Wei: Don't need to emphasize this point?!).

He didn't really object to Qiao Wen's tenderness.

only……

The state of this world is simply too abnormal.

World consciousness has not yet emerged.Without being able to get in touch with the consciousness of the world, and completely ignorant of what He wanted Qiao Wen to do, even if they collected enough information and learned part of the truth about this world, the result would be in vain.

After all, every time Qiao Wen goes to a different world, all his actions are based on the premise of "fulfilling the commission given by the world consciousness".

Losing this most important goal, it can be said that Qiao Wen's future is uncertain at the moment, plus two little girls who have just turned four years old...

Bawei frowned.

——He really couldn't stop worrying about Qiao Wen.

"Don't be so nervous, Bawei."

After a moment of silence, that worrying old man and little bastard approached him again with a playful smile, rubbing his cheeks with him habitually.

"There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. No matter how much we pretend to be dead, the world consciousness will come to us after all."

Qiao Wen's tone was still optimistic and cheerful that Bawei was familiar with.

only……

Yaohu looked suspiciously at the human youth beside him, but only saw a soft smile from the corner of the other's mouth.

However, for some reason, this slight smile that should have been the same as before made Bawei's tail stand on end for no reason.

He heard Qiao Wen continue in that calm and soft tone:

"After all, if He really intends to keep dragging me, so that I can neither complete the entrustment to leave this world nor know what to do..."

"Then I will follow His Majesty's suggestion next."

Bawei:? ? ?

When did His Majesty make such a suggestion to Qiao Wen?Why doesn't he know?

Yaohu was puzzled at first, and then thought about it carefully, and then found out from his memory that during this short rest period, His Majesty who took the time to go back to Mikage Shrine to give hot spring steamed buns as souvenirs stayed for dinner. A speech mixed with alcohol at the dinner table:

"Don't be afraid of the world consciousness that encounters troubles. He will be honest after making a fuss. Anyway, you don't need to clean up the mess left behind. If he doesn't want his awakening process to be postponed for hundreds or thousands of years, finally It’s good to be honest and not to cause trouble, and cooperate with your actions. So you understand? You don’t have to worry too much at all. When you encounter any difficult situations, just let go and make trouble! Remember what I taught you? Blindly giving in is not what my child should look like. If you meet someone who wants to make trouble, hit me back hard! No matter what, I'm still here."

Bawei: .........

His Majesty!What nonsense did you teach him, Your Majesty!

Thinking of the divine wine that Ruixi had consumed half of the wine storehouse;

Thinking of a certain His Majesty who was blushing on his cheeks and talking loudly uncharacteristically;

Thinking of Mikage, who was applauding drunkenly beside her, smiling and echoing her words, and Qiao Wen, who was nodding her head solemnly like being taught, but her eyes had been sluggish due to alcohol...

Bawei raised his hand and clapped his forehead to cover his forehead——

Hello.

Not really.

This fellow Qiao Wen...wouldn't really take that His Majesty's drunk joke seriously, would he?

And I don't know if it's Bawei's illusion. After Qiao Wen said these words, the surrounding air seems to have dropped several levels of temperature. I don't know if it is conveying some kind of warning to them, or a certain world consciousness is trembling. , thus creating the illusion of being a bit cold, and then passing this illusion unconsciously→_→

……

……

Qiao Wen didn't expect that before this, he had just stepped into the border of Tokyo, and before he really started to investigate any information, the truth of the world would bump into him in such a dazed manner.

Here's the thing.

Because it was flying at night and covered by an invisibility talisman, Qiao Wen didn't fly too high, but kept at an appropriate height—at least he with good eyesight could roughly see the situation on the ground.

However, because he was on the road, Qiao Wen was flying very fast. Before that, he didn't have the energy to appreciate the scenery below. It wasn't until he entered the Tokyo metropolitan area that he was able to slow down his speed properly. The following is a bit more human-like fireworks than the previous forest farmland, or to be precise, it is the night scene of the city with neon lights.

It doesn't matter.

From the shadow of the building, the playground of the school, the top floor of the hospital, the outer walls of the commercial building and the hotel - in short, almost all kinds of places that can be described by the words "large and small corners of the city" - What are the things that come out? !

Qiao Wen was almost surprised by this scene and fell from the air!

...It's so ugly that each has its own characteristics, you guys!

Using "monster" to describe you feels like an insult to the word... Hurry up and apologize to all the monsters in the world, bastard!

Qiao Wen couldn't hold back, and slapped the netizens on the other side of the dimension.

It was only at this time that Qiao Wen realized that the bullet screen seemed to explode again——

"Is this basically certain? Qiao Xiaoer is indeed returning to the world of curses, right? Those groups of people below, what else can they be if they are not curse spirits?"

"Actually, when I was facing the group of incompetent scumbags who abused children in that village, I wanted to say that these two children could not be Miko and Nanako in the curse, but they turned out to be..."

"If it's a curse, everything makes sense. Didn't Qiao Xiaoer say that this world makes people feel particularly uncomfortable? It seems that the air is full of malice. Think about the spell spirit and spell power." Come on, it's really not hard to understand why the environment of the whole world is so bad→_→"

"Speaking of which, Qiao Xiaoer didn't immediately realize that it was the curse back to the world, or he didn't seem to have realized it until now. It couldn't be because he was dressed too early and didn't catch up with the curse back animation. Let's start the broadcast..."

"It's very likely, my friend in front! I remember that Qiao Xiaoer started fishing for three days and posted on the Internet for two days. When we didn't do a good job in live broadcasting, what did we do to attract his attention and make him start the broadcast diligently? One of them is to crazily give him various new programs of Amway! From "Say Goodnight in the Magic ○ City" to "In short, it's very ○ love", from "Curse ○ Return to War" to "Golden God ○"..."

"From Baicao Garden to Sanwei Bookstore... I'm sorry to make a joke. I got what you want to say. Qiao Xiaoer did accept a lot of Amway at the time, but his situation was special, and he couldn't follow up in real time. We can only wait for the DVD to be released in Japan, and someone buys it and mails it to him..."

"I also remember this. At the time when the curse animation had over [-] million views, we still advised Qiao Xiaoer not to rush to read the comics, because jjxx is not a human being, and every episode in the comics will add a knife. We still feel distressed Qiao Xiaoer, reluctant to let him be stabbed together, advised him to wait until the Shibuya chapter is over before reading manga together, who would have thought..."

"Shocked, the clown is actually me???"

"...No, it's not to the level of a clown..."

"Anyway, it's us who delayed Qiao Xiaoer? Then he doesn't know anything, so it's too difficult to get along in this terrible world, right? Hurry up, where are the big guys in the science popularization group? Hurry up and give Qiao Xiaoer Two urgent make up lessons, let him know what's going on in this world first!"

……

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen slowly raised a question mark.

What the hell, how come this world has become a blind spot for my knowledge, and I have to accept supplementary lessons right now? ?

I think you are embarrassing me, Fat Tiger!

While thinking this way, Qiao Wen was confident:

"Then what are you waiting for? Where is the boss who makes up the lessons? Come quickly! The children are ignorant and stupid, and they urgently need popular science! I want a quick answer! I want an overview of the knowledge points! Please make it into a paste and feed it into my mouth!"

Bawei: .........

Barrage:…………

Barrage: "...I only know Qiao Xiao Erpi, but I never thought he could be so skinny..."

"I've never seen such a brazen person!"

"Is it appropriate for you to say this with an expression of 'what are you talking about, my lord, do I need popular science? I think you are embarrassing my savior, Qiao Xiaoer'?" Why don't you Come back with a doctor?!"

"Let's play monkey with us here, right? It's time to be so thoughtful! Don't you look at me... look at how careful I am not to swipe your screen for you~~~~~"

"...No, I was thinking that you are all quite normal when communicating with each other, why did you become sand sculptures in a blink of an eye? What? You have been sand sculptures from the very beginning? That's okay→_→"

……

The live broadcast room was bursting with joy and laughter, and the eagerness and worry that almost overflowed the screen before had also eased a lot.

Qiao Wen proudly rolled his eyes at Ba Weiji, only to be rewarded with a soft snort from the demon fox.

Netizens no longer had the sense of urgency they had before, and now they are not in a hurry to urge the big science group to work overtime all night, and they are all advising Qiao Wen to find a place to stay first—the two children are still asleep in his arms .

Although Qiao Wen returned from the world of the god of death, because he possessed spiritual power, and the power of the soul feeds back the body. His physical fitness is much stronger than before. After flying with two children for so long, his hands are not sore, but After all, it can't go on like this forever.

Both Joe and the little ones need rest, as well as cleaning and feeding.

Especially the two children, they still have wounds on their bodies that need to be treated as soon as possible.

"In short, we must first find a foothold, and then we will solve the identity issue."

Qiao Wen dispelled the effect of Xiangzhi Card in a certain area far away from the center of Tokyo, and then turned into an empty alley and took off the invisibility amulet on his body, and then hugged the fluffy blanket he used as if nothing had happened. The two little girls who were wrapped together with the scars on their bodies and the old clothes turned out from the alley.

With a Bluetooth headset pinned to his ear, he pretended to be on the phone with someone, but in reality he was muttering with netizens about the upcoming to-do list.

"It's okay to settle down for the time being."

Although it is far away from the city center, when Qiao Wen just landed, he noticed that there is a pretty good high-end hotel nearby. He can find a vacant room and use the power of the card to go in through the wall to "borrow" for a night, as long as he leaves Leaving enough house money before, the most I think is to be treated as an urban legend to frighten the staff a little, so it shouldn't cause any greater damage.

If it was just Qiao Wen himself, he would never do this - after all, it was only for one night, and it wouldn't affect him too much if he didn't find a place to live.

"Isn't there still Mei. Miko and Nanako..."

Qiao Wen called them by the names of the twin sisters she learned from the spoiler in the barrage.

"I want to treat the wounds on their bodies properly. If you want to use Hui Dao for treatment, it is best to have a relatively quiet and comfortable environment."

Now that the decision has been made, Qiao Wen has nothing to be hypocritical about.

He first went to a nearby shopping mall, bought some changes of clothes for the two little girls, and then "borrowed" into a vacant room in that high-end hotel as planned.

The two children did not wake up during the whole process.

This helped Qiao Wen a lot.

He got out of the bathroom and looked into the bedroom.

The two children who were put into the soft bed were still sleeping soundly facing each other.

But I don't know if it's because of leaving Qiao Wen's side. Before putting them in the quilt, the two children were just next to each other. Qiao Wen looked at them at this time and found that their hands were already tight. Holding each other, just like when he first saw them in the cage.

Qiao Wen smiled, and didn't disturb the two children who were sleeping soundly. Please ask Meng Zhipai to stay and take care of the two. If they wake up, notify him as soon as possible. The perspective shifted from the two sleeping children in the bedroom back to him.

"Stingy ghost! What did you do when you just took a shower! At that time, you didn't broadcast live for us to watch, but now you want us to see you again? Slightly slightly! No!"

"Yes, yes! Let me go back! I can watch Nanako and Mimiko's sleeping angels for a year!"

The bullet screen frantically protested.

Qiao Wen turned a blind eye to netizens' daily jokes about sand sculptures.

He opened the small self-heating hot pot on the table in the living room that he had disposed of just before entering the bathroom.

While starting to enjoy his late dinner, he ticked his fingers in the direction of the live broadcast camera:

"Come on. It's dinner time. Friends, tell your stories."

Barrage:…………

Barrage:………………

"Who is broadcasting live?"

"Shouldn't we be eating your live broadcast?!"

"Reverse operation, the most deadly→_→"

……

Although he made complaints about someone mercilessly, after Qiao Wen picked up the chopsticks and started to eat the small hot pot, many of the party gods who had been called out by sand sculpture netizens consciously stood up , and began to give him the information about Qiao Wen’s current world that has been urgently sorted out and prepared from the beginning, and gave him one by one through barrage science popularization—even in order to create a good science popularization environment for these big guys, other netizens all I consciously shut down.

Half an hour later.

Qiao Wen pushed away the empty self-heating hot pot box in front of him.

"Curse..."

He was thoughtful.

"No wonder those things look so ugly..."

What kind of beautiful flowers can grow out of the sinful soil? Sure enough, poisonous chicken soup is a lie.

Bawei: .........

Is that all you think?

Qiao Wen blinked: "Otherwise?"

"Hi!" He poked Bowie's soft fleshy cheek, "Times have changed, my lord. Ten years ago JUMP was 'Friendship! Hard work! Victory!' Ten years later it became 'Cruel! Darkness !Hell!', what's so strange about that."

Bawei: .........

Barrage:…………

Barrage:

"...I don't know why I think Qiao Xiaoer's words are justified...I'm sure something is broken_(:з)∠)_"

"No, it's not you who are broken, but those cartoonists who are not human! It's not our illusion at all. The recent cartoonists are really getting more and more lenient!"

"Qiaoqiu, learn from your seniors, teachers! Look at the time when Ning Ci died, when Ace died, when Yin died, it was a total network collapse! That kind of sadness can't be relieved for a long time But look at you again! When you kill the first person, we collapse, when you kill the second, our hearts constrict, when you kill the third, we have no strength to shed tears, and when you kill the fourth …At the Nth time, we even laughed and bet with our friends how many protagonists will be left at the end…This is outrageous, let me tell you!”

……

Netizens were excited.

Qiao Wen lit the fire, of course he didn't plan to be a firefighter himself.

He stood up calmly, letting the netizens cry and curse in the barrage, while he strolled over and pushed open the bedroom door, and happened to meet Nanako rubbing her eyes and sitting up, holding Masaya tightly with the other hand. Mi. Miko struggling to open her eyes.

Seeing Qiao Wen push the door and walk in, the eyes of the two children lit up.

Qiao Wen came over and sat down by the bed.

"Did you sleep well? Are you hungry?"

he asked the two little girls.

After getting the reply from the two of them that "I slept well and I'm a little hungry", he ran to the kitchen that came with the suite, heated up two cups of milk, and prepared food suitable for children. The two children sat on the bed and finished the dinner.

Nanako and Mi. Miko, who were full, snuggled up to Qiao Wen like two satisfied little animals, and soon became drowsy again.

Qiao Wen touched the heads of the two children until they fell asleep again, and then withdrew the palms that had been covered with a faint white light at some point.

The two little girls lying in the middle of the bed were no longer covered in bruises.

Qiao Wen unobtrusively used the power of Hui Dao to heal their wounds without causing the two children to feel any pain.

"As for taking a bath... wait until they wake up tomorrow morning."

After all, Qiao Wen was an adult man, so it was really not suitable for him to help two young girls take a bath.

He thought that if Nanako and Mimiko couldn't wash it well by themselves, he would ask the female-looking Clow card for help... Speaking of which, the card of water seems to be the right one?

Or the card of bubbles is also a good choice.

Especially with Bubble's own ability and her lively and cheerful personality, she should be able to take good care of the two children during the cleaning process, right?

Qiao Wen, who was trying to be a baby daddy for the first time, was thinking a little bit annoyed, lamenting that raising a child is not easy, Mikage had worked so hard before (Mikage & Bawei: ???), walked into another room next door In the bedroom, after saying goodnight to the netizens in the live broadcast room and turning off the live broadcast, I am also preparing for a good night's rest...

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Qiao Wen was awakened from sleep by Bawei pulling his hair.

He opened his eyes, and saw Bawei, who had also changed into pajamas, and because of his own mischief, a nightcap with cat ears on his head, staring seriously at the direction.

Qiao Wen woke up immediately.

"There are enemies...?"

He asked in a low voice.

Ba Wei frowned tightly, his expression was both guarded and puzzled. Qiao Wen was startled, holding the little demon fox in his palm, and was about to go to the room where the children were to check their condition. Suddenly, in his perception, there was something centered on the roof of the building, just like a giant bowl turned upside down, enclosing the surrounding space within hundreds of meters...

"Could it be..."

Qiao Wen and Bawei looked at each other.

This is what the legend says——

"……'account'?"

The author has something to say: Yes, according to the setting, Nanako and Mei.Meizi is only four years old at this time, and she is a veritable two human cubs

Think about it!Qiao Xiaowen hadn't even read the curse!In terms of time setting, this is actually very reasonable! 【convinced

Qiao Xiaowen: Finally, I am not happy to be a father, but to be a father! [Wait, this doesn't seem like much fun...?

Wujo Wu: I am not targeting anyone, I mean, everyone here should call me daddy!

Qiao Xiaowen: ...

Qiao Xiaowen:? ? ?

... The stalk of Xide Daddy can't be passed, right? !

World Awareness: ………【Shivering, but still insisting on self-closing

感谢在2021-02-0112:24:17~2021-02-0213:27:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 3 little snowballs;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: cute bookworm, 46722716, arwen1;

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