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The thick solid wood door trembled, and there was a loud muffled sound.

However, after the muffled sound, nothing happened.

The door was still firmly in the door frame, as if it was silently laughing at someone who had confidently declared "We are professionals!" just a second ago.

Qiao Wen: ...

Bawei: .........

Osamu Dazai: ...

Osamu Dazai:_(:з)∠)_

"... Oops! My feet!"

After a period of unspeakable silence, Osamu Dazai suddenly bowed and hugged his leg, exaggeratedly crying out in pain.

Qiao Wen: ...

Bawei: .........

Barrage:…………

Barrage:

"As expected of you, Dazai! As long as you're not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed, right?"

"What about 'we are professionals'??"

"Professional, I'm afraid it's not Kunikida Mama→_→Dazai, you are obviously the one who is responsible for slacking off every time Kunikida kicks the door! 【Sharp】"

"Help hahahaha how can it be so funny! I can save that door kick just now and make it into a gif to watch over and over again for a whole year!"

"Dazai, a man who grows in my smile.【bushi"

"Young man, I think you have misunderstood yourself. With your thin legs, what gave you the confidence to kick the thick and heavy solid wooden door of a hotel room with one jio?"

"Although, I laughed too, but is it okay for Qiao Xiaoer and Da Zai to continue standing outside the door so stupidly? With such a big commotion, Tuosi is not a dead person, I am afraid he has already noticed that the door was blocked by someone. ?”

"Rush in and capture Tuosi alive, Qiao Xiaoer! Don't miss this opportunity!"

……

Even without the barrage reminder, Qiao Wen knew that he couldn't continue to dawdle at this time.

He glanced at Osamu Dazai who was still holding his leg with a "painful" expression on his face, and when the other party squinted one eye and looked at him quietly, he sighed heavily with the same degree of exaggeration as the other party's plastic acting just now .

He held out a hand to the closed door.

With his fingertips lightly touching the center of the door, under the curious eyes of Osamu Dazai peeking at him, Qiao Wen said softly:

"One of the broken roads, rush!"

The spiritual pressure gathered at the fingertips, and finally formed a small shock wave of spiritual power. Under the impact, the thick solid wooden door was like a layer of soft foam. Broken into a piece of sawdust.

Qiao Wen withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, stepped forward with his long legs, and walked into the room first.

"...Tsk tusk." Osamu Dazai made an inexplicable tut sound, and he followed Qiao Wen into room 6001.

However, what appeared in front of the two of them was an empty room, just like Room 6019 that Qiao Wen stayed in before. A thin layer of dust had accumulated on the floor and furniture in the room. It seemed that no one had been there for a while. Lived in hotel room.

Osamu Dazai: "...Wow."

He even blew a low whistle at his leisure.

"What a cunning enemy~"

He sighed as if it had nothing to do with him.

However, neither Dazai Osamu nor Qiao Wen showed much surprise on their faces—although they did hear from the lady at the front desk that Dostoevsky brought two companions back to the hotel today .

But who stipulated that he would definitely return to Room 6001 where he originally lived?

The cunning rabbit has three holes The cunning rabbit has three holes, Dostoyevsky is far more than just a cunning rabbit, but a "devil" who is even more cunning than the cunning fox, which is synonymous with the animal world.

If his whereabouts were really that easy to detect, he wouldn't be eligible for this title.

"So~ what do we do now?"

Osamu Dazai made a "helpless" sound.

"Maybe that Mr. Demon has installed some early warning devices in this room? The act of breaking in the door just now should have been discovered, right? He should be transferred to other places immediately in the next step, but that is for us , is completely uncharted territory.”

After all, Qiao Wen was lucky enough to stay in the same hotel as Dostoevsky, so he guessed one of his possible destinations.

But such luck, there will be no second time.

Qiao Wen twitched the corner of his mouth.

Rays of golden light suddenly spread out from between his hands, appearing as golden chains glowing with faint light.

These chains go from the sky to the ground, pass through the walls, and the roots are clearly intertwined and hidden in the surrounding air. It seems that Qiao Wen has quietly released it to seal off the surrounding area when he stepped into the hotel. Including the hotel itself, the space within the vicinity of nearly a kilometer makes it impossible for Gogol, who has the ability of space manipulation system, to use his abilities and tear the space——

"【ingot】."

The golden chain formed by the ingot card to seal the space slides and extends up and down according to the owner's will. The moment he realizes that someone is trying to tear apart the space in a certain room in the hotel, several chains are eager to move at the same time. trembled.

Qiao Wen sensed the direction where the chains met.

A few seconds later, he suddenly opened his eyes——

"go!"

As he spoke, he turned around first, and walked quickly out of the room.

Osamu Dazai put his hands behind his back leisurely, but he was not slow at all to keep up.

"Every time I watch Qiao Jun display his abilities, it feels like I'm watching a movie with special effects."

He said with a grin.

Qiao Wen: ...

What nonsense are you talking about, a supernatural being.

The communication between the two was exchanged, and the speed of travel was not delayed at all.

A moment later, they had already appeared in front of another room.

Qiao Wen glanced at the house number hanging on the room——

Very good, 9001.

And now the number "9" in front is being artificially turned upside down, looking like another "6001".

Dazai Osamu who also came over and discovered this: ...

He was almost laughed out of anger - the devil is really a bad guy.

Without Qiao Wen's special ability to block space.

If only Dazai Ji himself came to block people at this moment.

After facing the empty room 6001, after some inferences, I followed the clues to find room 9001, but it turned out to be too late, the place is already empty, facing this ironic house number...

"Wow! Thinking about it, I feel like I'm going to have a cerebral hemorrhage!"

Osamu Dazai let out an exaggerated and loud exclamation.

——as if he was afraid that the people in the room would not hear him.

Qiao Wen: ...

Barrage:…………

—Listen, listen.

This tone, this diction.

Take the bamboo shoots!

but……

"The bamboo shoots are good, the bamboo shoots are wonderful, I will vote for Da Zai!"

"Since the object of the damage is the rice ball, I will act as a dazai. I don't want to beat him. I don't want to beat him 233333"

"It's full, and Tosi's blood pressure is full."

"Pig heart with shrimps! Dazai, you have no heart~~"

"Qiao Xiaoer, a strange man who obviously doesn't have the ability to nullify your supernatural powers_(:з)∠)_"

"Love Gogol for a second. To be honest, if it weren't for the coquettish operation of Qiao Xiaoer and the ingot card, Gogol's 'jacket' would really be at the level of cheating - think about Dun Dun being suppressed by him at that time It's so miserable, it's almost powerless to fight back. It's a pity that now..."

"Gogol: Is there something wrong? Are you okay? You have the ability to unblock the blockade!"

"Qiao Xiaoer: I don't understand! If you are capable, show me a magic trick? Hehe~"

"This 'hey' is very spiritual. It can be said that it is very Qiao Xiaoer wwww"

"Qiao Xiaoer is sometimes really skinny. He jumps back and forth on the edge of the villain's sanity without realizing it. You don't even know if he did it on purpose..."

"Do you even need to think about it? Surely it wasn't intentional! We, Qiao Xiaoer, are so kind-hearted...Isn't it?"

"That's right, Qiao Xiaoer, who is beautiful and kind-hearted!"

"The villain nemesis Qiao Xiaoer!"

"The savior of the world, Qiao Xiaoer!"

……

——Okay, the barrage has started a new round of persecution against him→_→

Qiao Wen calmly looked away from the barrage display area.

Now, he will no longer blush and feel uncomfortable because of all kinds of shameful Plays that the barrage ignores his opinions and initiates all kinds of shame.

Sand sculptures are like the wind, always with me.

Get used to it, get used to it.

Qiao Wen raised his eyebrows and looked at the thick and heavy door of Room 9001 and Room 6001 in front of him.

He's even in the mood to joke with Osamu Dazai:

"How is it, Dazai-kun? Do you want to do 'professional' again?"

Osamu Dazai also had no sense of tension about facing Dostoevsky and his companions face to face, puffed up his cheeks angrily as if being bullied, and acted very vigorously:

"Qiao Jun's heart is too bad! Is this adding salt to my wound?"

Qiao Wen chuckled, but didn't answer, but reached out and tentatively touched Osamu Dazai's chest.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

The black-haired young man was a little puzzled, but he didn't show the slightest resistance, but let Qiao Wen move.

With a little smile in Qiao Wen's eyes, he said softly:

"Mirror door."

Following his words, a white ray of light spread from Qiao Wen's palm in all directions, and quickly formed a cubic barrier that just wrapped Dazai Osamu in the center.

Osamu Dazai: "...Wow."

He raised his hand curiously, wanting to touch the transparent and mirror-like four walls of this square barrier, but Qiao Wen stopped him in time:

"If it breaks, I won't release it again."

Hearing the seriousness in Qiao Wen's tone, Osamu Dazai quietly withdrew his tentatively stretched out hand with a movement that is easily reminiscent of the emoji of cats retracting their paws.jpg.

His ability nullification will also work on Qiao Wen's ability, which they have tested before.

However, I don’t know if it’s because of the incompatibility of worldviews. Although Osamu Dazai’s [Disqualification in the World] can also affect Qiao Wen’s power, the effect is much weaker than the absolute nullification of supernatural abilities. It can weaken its effect, but cannot completely disable it.

"This is probably because the integration of the world is not complete, and the 'description' of your ability is still very simple."

That's what Qiao Wen guessed at the time.

Although he has only been to two different worlds, he does not have a deep understanding of the different rules between the worlds, but he knows the violations of this world better than anyone else. A person who really thinks about the world consciousness of each world.

Because of the lack of cooperation of the world consciousness, this unexplained "fusion" between worlds with extreme chance and compulsion did not proceed as smoothly as it seemed.

One of the most representative manifestations is that even though people with supernatural powers can see the weirdness, they are like ordinary people and cannot really touch the weirdness.

This is a huge violation.

Because, in a world where all worldviews are successfully integrated and truly integrated, a wonderful balance will always be reached between different power systems.

Like the Zongman world where Bawei lives, gods, hell, monsters, supernatural powers, science (?), killer tennis (???), high technology...

These completely different elements are perfectly and harmoniously blended together, thus forming a new world that is extremely inclusive, extremely harmonious, and extremely convincing.

But the world that Osamu Dazai lives in today is not like this.

Just because the two worldviews are mutually exclusive and cannot be truly integrated into one, Osamu Dazai's ability, which could have been described as "can invalidate any power", is still confined to the original worldview, and can only "invalidate different abilities". change".

If it weren't for Qiao Wen's strength, it could barely be regarded as some kind of "supernatural ability" to a certain extent. Maybe Dazai Osamu's [Disqualification in the World] would not even be able to weaken Qiao Wen's ability.

But this is not the main reason why Qiao Wen stopped Osamu Dazai from touching the barrier.

The enchantment he cast is called "Mirror Gate", which is a kind of ghost way. The effect is to form a high-level enchantment that can bounce back all external attacks. However, the weakness is also obvious, that is, from the inside of the enchantment. , which can be easily destroyed.

The purpose of Qiao Wen casting this enchantment on Osamu Dazai is to protect him in the possible battles that may occur next-after all, although a certain Zai is not really powerless, his fighting ability is comparable to that of a real master , I am really a rookie. Although he will never be harmed by supernatural powers, ordinary physical means can easily punish him. In addition, he has been shot before. In any case, he cannot be allowed to make the same mistake again. Only then did Qiao Wen reluctantly (?) put a protective barrier on Dazai.

Now that he has achieved this level, of course he will not watch Dazai Osamu reach out and pierce the super protective cover he put on him out of a moment of curiosity.

After briefly explaining the effect of the mirror door, Qiao Wen watched as Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and his eyes were rolling around in his eye sockets. It seemed that he wanted to use the mirror door's ability to rebound attacks to make some bad plans.

Qiao Wen had no objection to Osamu Dazai's use of Jingmen to trick Dostoevsky.

After confirming that Osamu Dazai was ready, Qiao Wen raised his hand and repeated the old trick:

"One of the broken roads, rush!"

Under the small shock wave condensed by spiritual pressure, the door was shattered into sawdust again.

And through the door that collapsed in an instant, Qiao Wen finally saw Dostoyevsky standing in the living room as soon as he entered the door, squinting towards this side, and Gogol standing beside him .

The moment the four eyes met, a trace of... Regret flashed across Dostoevsky's face? ?

Qiao Wen:? ? ?

He didn't quite understand the other party's reaction, but...it didn't matter.

"Meet you again, Mr. Demon Man."

Stepping into the room calmly, Qiao Wen took the initiative to say hello with a smile.

Dostoevsky, who was standing in the living room, had already regained his composure.

He looked at Qiao Wen who was the first to enter the door, and then at Osamu Dazai who was following behind him...

"It's just the two of you..."

I don't know if it was Qiao Wen's delusion, but he felt that Dostoevsky's tone seemed to contain a trace of regret that was not obvious...?

What is he regretting?

Something seems... not quite right?

Before Qiao Wen could think about it, Dostoevsky on the opposite side had already spoken again:

"Knowing that this time I'm going to face an opponent like me, and there are only two people who dare to come to the door... Should I say that you are brave, or are you brave and foolhardy?"

"Eh? In your opinion, Mister Demon, do you want our armed detective agency to go out collectively?"

Before Qiao Wen could respond, he heard Dazai Osamu's voice sounding from behind him, with a plastic acting skill that was at least ten times more exaggerated than just pretending to have a foot pain.

--Um.Just listening to it makes me angry.

Qiao Wen gave a pertinent (?) evaluation.

He took a step back consciously, and gave up the brightest position in the center of the stage to a bandage expert who had completely maxed out his provocative talent.

Osamu Dazai also did his part. The mirror door barrier around him had completely disappeared under Qiao Wen's gesture. At this moment, Osamu Dazai looked defenseless.

He took a step forward and unceremoniously occupied Qiao Wen's position just now.

"No, no, don't you really think so?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, but every word he said was aimed at the anger of others.

Dostoevsky's face darkened as expected.

"Dazai-kun." His tone was still a bit elegant and calm, "Don't forget what happened when you blocked me last time."

"Ah... you mean that you despicably arranged snipers in advance to shoot at me from a distance, but my uncle, who had been prepared for a long time, avoided the vital point in advance, so I was only hospitalized for a few days , met a lot of beautiful nurses, but failed to die?"

Osamu Dazai made an effort to recall the form.

Dostoevsky: ...

The Russian's eyes turned completely cold.

"Wow! What a terrifying look! My heart is about to freeze!!"

"—It's strange~"

Osamu Dazai was unafraid of Dostoevsky's cold face.

He even continued to step on each other's hot spots and dance happily:

"Mr. Fyodor, your self-cultivation seems to be much worse than before? When we met last time, you were obviously not so easy to express emotions? Is it because you have been under too much pressure recently? Speaking of which, you It seems that even the dark circles under the eyes have grown! Are you really so afraid?"

At the end, Osamu Dazai's tone suddenly became serious:

"About Qiao Jun's ability?"

The anger disappeared from Dostoevsky's face.

He stared at Osamu Dazai coldly, and after a while, he suddenly raised an extremely weird smile:

"You trust his ability?"

Dazai paused.

"What's so strange about this?" He asked nonchalantly, "Don't you 'trust' Qiao Jun's ability?"

As he spoke, Osamu Dazai glanced slowly over Gogol, who was standing beside Dostoyevsky, with white hair, golden eyes, outstanding appearance, and an extremely neurotic smile on his face:

"How does it feel to be blocked in space?"

Dostoyevsky's expression froze slightly, obviously Osamu Dazai brought up the pain point.

"...You guys really know Kolya's ability."

He said with a gloomy face.

"So, did Sigma betray us [Five Decays]?"

Although it is an interrogative sentence, Dostoevsky uses the tone of a declarative sentence.

Osamu Dazai was not surprised that he could think of this, and he still replied with a hearty smile:

"That's right, because compared to an inexplicable terrorist organization, of course partners who are righteous no matter what you think, have a better chance of winning, right?"

As he said that, he put his arms behind his head with his backhands, with a natural expression on his face:

"Throughout the ages, those who vainly tried to destroy the world have never had a good end. Anyone with a little sense should understand the simple truth that evil cannot prevail, right? Of course it is normal for Mr. Sigma to make such a choice."

Dostoevsky seemed to have heard some big joke.

"Dazai-kun, can you also call yourself a 'right'? You say a partner of justice...don't laugh so hard. Is it fun to deceive yourself? Or are you indulging in the idea that you are a good person and you can still be redeemed In the false illusion of self-hypnosis and self-satisfaction, does this make you happy?"

"Eh? Is that how Fyodor-kun sees me?" Osamu Dazai made a heartbroken look, but in fact, he was obviously not affected by the depth of Dostoevsky's words at all. Malicious influence, and even the interest to continue his plastic and rotten acting skills: "How can we say that we also had a brief partner in Shibusawa-kun's collection room, and we didn't know me to such an extent... It's so sad Yeah, I'm so sad."

While speaking, he wiped away tears that didn’t exist at all. Under Dostoyevsky’s increasingly cold gaze, Osamu Dazai’s smile quickly returned to his face:

"—Of course it's a lie!"

"If you want to provoke me, forget it, Fyodor-kun. Of course, if your purpose is to delay time..."

Dazai smiled slightly.

At the same time, behind him, "Qiao Wen" suddenly turned into a colorful spot of light.

In the tightly closed bedroom, a woman's panicked cry suddenly came out——

"My computer!! What are you doing! Stop it!!"

Then, there was the sound of struggling to grab something.

"—general (checkmate)."

Osamu Dazai chuckled, and said the word that represented the meaning of victory.

However, it was Dostoevsky who greeted him on the opposite side with a slightly distorted smile full of strangeness——

Osamu Dazai was startled for a moment, and heard a muffled groan coming from the room. At the same time, the door was blown away by a strong wind, revealing the picture in the room——

The thin woman with black hair and blond eyes was putting her hands on the chest of the young man who was blocking her. Seeing the door flying apart, she turned her head and showed a triumphant and wild smile to Osamu Dazai who was standing outside the door——

"Yo."

Where her hand was resting on Qiao Wen's chest, a familiar, strange and complicated circular pattern like a magic circle was shining ominously.

And in a hotel far away, in another corner of the city.

In room 6001.

Sitting face to face with Gogol in the living room, Dostoyevsky, who was playing a game of chess, put down the pieces in his hands—

"General."

he said softly.

The author has something to say: Tuo Si: You think I am on the third floor, but I am actually on the fifth floor!It can be said that I predict your prediction and I predict your prediction [point question]

Qiao Xiaowen: Ban nesting dolls!

Yesterday, everyone guessed that Dazai kicked the door and couldn’t open the door. I laughed so hard, I wrote it to satisfy you XD

Dazai: ... I don't want to lose face!

The next chapter will continue Matryoshka 【No

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