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Qiao Wen: ...

What if the doctor said that the injury was too serious and he was forbidden to leave the hospital?

Look at Osamu Dazai's vivaciousness... the doctor may have diagnosed loneliness→_→

"Oh, don't look at me with such passionate eyes."

Osamu Dazai smiled, and said in a shy tone on purpose, but he was not polite at all, and directly took Qiao Wen's cup of milk tea that had not been touched, and took a sip happily. Turning his back ninety degrees, he sat down directly between Qiao Wenwen and Edogawa Ranpo.

"A mere gunshot wound won't make me 'bed rest' until now."

Dazai Osamu said, and under Qiao Wen's disapproving gaze, he picked up a cupcake topped with rum-mixed icing, looked at it for a while, and finally didn't bite.

His tone is very lively:

"Don't look at me like this, I'm very used to getting hurt, okay?"

——So there is no need to worry at all!Now he is really in a state where he can resume his actions and there will be absolutely no problems!

Osamu Dazai gave a thumbs up confidently.

Qiao Wen: ...

……no.

Is getting used to getting hurt a good thing?Why do you say it so proudly!

At this moment, it was rare for Qiao Wen to experience what Kunikida Doppo, Dazai Osamu's partner, had been repeatedly experiencing over the years-the super depressed mood of having too much to say, but not expressing too much.

Don't say it, this feeling...it's quite novel →_→

He raised his hand to call the waiter, ordered another cup of fruit tea, and by the way broke a small piece of muffin and stuffed it into Ba Wei's hands. The topic about Bawei to be discussed: "Mr. Dazai will appear here...Let me guess, it is impossible for Mr. Ranpo to call you here, right?"

If this is the case, Edogawa Ranpo will explain this to Qiao Wen when he meets Qiao Wen today-whether explicitly or implicitly.

But he didn't say anything, which means that even the detective didn't know in advance that Osamu Dazai would appear here.

And Osamu Dazai couldn't have followed Edogawa Ranpo here - because a famous detective's famous car riding skill has zero attribute, Qiao Wen went to the Armed Detective Agency earlier this morning, and talked with the president Yukichi Fukuzawa The acquaintances greeted each other, and were very solemnly thanked in person for his "life-saving grace" to the president. At the same time, he also received a formal invitation from the president himself to attend the celebration that will be held in a few days After the large-scale celebration banquet of the detective agency where the president has fully recovered... After that, a certain famous detective was taken over from Yukichi Fukuzawa, and they came to this cafe all the way.

I didn't see Osamu Dazai at all during this period.

In Qiao Wen's view, even if Osamu Dazai had no conscience (Dazai: ???), he wouldn't be all around the detective agency, but he refused to show his face in front of the president and colleagues, so that everyone could feel at ease—— But Qiao Wen knew that when he learned about Dazaiji's injury, the country that usually used nicknames such as "bandage waste device", "Yokohama's first troublemaker" and "someone born under the broom star" Kida Doppo, how worried and shaken he showed (at that time, there was a wave of barrage, "Aw, oh, the unpopular CP also has spring!", "The head of the country's party is blue!", the atmosphere was so lively that it seemed to be in the New Year, which made Joe Wen almost thought that sand sculpture netizens per capita slaughtered the party →_→).

Later, I heard that Osamu Dazai's injury had stabilized, and he just needed to be hospitalized for follow-up observation and recuperation. Kunikida Doppo was still discussing with Atsushi Nakajima and the others until the detective agency urgently needed to deal with it. Let's go to the hospital to visit each other together, Osamu Dazai is not so heartless that he doesn't even want to meet such partners.

So there is only one truth -

"Mr. Dazai, you also knew that Dostoevsky would appear here, so you came here to block people?"

Qiao Wen came to a conclusion with great confidence.

Osamu Dazai's focus is not on this at all.

He stared at Qiao Wen sadly, and his tone was as aggrieved as he wanted:

"Why does Qiao Jun still call me Dazai-san until now? You obviously call me Ranpo-san's name! Even Chuya's slug is called by your name..."

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen only felt a chill rushing from the bottom of his heart - he couldn't imagine calling Dazai Osamu "Aji" no matter what...

--no!

Just thinking about it makes his stomach hurt...

Osamu Dazai obviously also saw the reason for his sudden blue face, so he was even more aggrieved:

"Stingy! Qiao Jun, cheap!"

Without waiting for Qiao Wen's reaction, he quickly put away his (pretentious) aggrieved puffy face, and put on a super gentle and good-tempered smiling face that seemed to be really thinking about the other party:

"If you really can't say it, you can call me 'Dazai-kun'! Obviously we are about the same age..."

Qiao Wen: ...

Okay, he got it →_→

Qiao Wen's face is tender.

This is a fact.

On the one hand, Asians have a natural racial talent bonus in terms of looking younger. On the other hand, although Qiao Wen has a high value, he is not the kind of childish type, but I don’t know why he has to look younger than his actual age. He is even more tender, otherwise, when he was in the world of ghosts, he would not be considered younger than himself by Yu Mao Tianyuan, who was just in his early 20s, and would be called "youth" by the pillars at every turn.

Osamu Dazai was the first person who ignored the illusion brought by his appearance and almost accurately guessed Qiao Wen's age.

He put the question to his mouth in such a nonsensical tone, which is also a kind of half-test and half-confirmation-although Qiao Wen is not clear about the use of confirming his age to Osamu Dazai...

He didn't bother to guess the mental activities of people like Osamu Dazai.

——He is afraid that if he thinks too much, his head will become bald ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Besides, this is really not information that needs to be kept secret...

Qiao Wen sighed:

"... Dazai-kun."

Osamu Dazai immediately showed a very satisfied smile:

"Yeah~ I want to be so refreshing! A cheerful man will not be hated anywhere, Qiao Jun."

"I don't know if a straightforward man will be hated by others." To Osamu Dazai's surprise, before Qiao Wen spoke, it was Ranpo Edogawa who spoke first.

The detective looked at him with a smile, and the words he said next were quite cold:

"A detective only knows that a grown man who sneaks out of the hospital and is called by the doctor to the 'Guardian' to complain is absolutely hated."

Osamu Dazai: ...

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen: "...Pfft."

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back."

Facing the eyes of Osamu Dazai and Edogawa looking at him in unison, Qiao Wen tried his best to straighten his face and put on a serious look.

Osamu Dazai: ...

The brunette youth puffed up his cheeks.

"...What a bad-hearted person." He made a pun, "Mr. Luanbu is too, and I don't even think about who I was rushing out of the hospital for..."

"Hmm... for Mr. Demon Man." Edogawa Ranpo seemed serious.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Osamu Dazai died of injustice.

Although it is true that he sneaked out of the hospital in disregard of the doctor's order to stop Dostoevsky, this is not the same thing as what he just said!

Mr. Ranpo is too bad, how could he secretly change the concept like this!

Then look at Qiao Wen who is sitting on the other side with an innocent face...

Osamu Dazai felt sad for a moment——

"Mr. Ranbu, why are you so partial?" He pretended to wipe away tears that didn't exist, "You obviously know me better, right? Why are you partial to Qiao Jun..."

"Because he treats guests today?" Edogawa Ranpo thought for a while, and replied in a guessing tone.

Osamu Dazai: ...

...No, let's forget about the reason that I almost didn't write the line "I didn't think about it when I thought of this excuse" on my face, really→_→

I haven't seen him for a few days. I don't know if it's Qiao Wen's illusion. The black-haired young man with more bandages on his body seems to be rolling limply on the table:

"It seems that before I knew it, the relationship between Mr. Ranpo and Qiao Jun became very close..."

Just as Qiao Wen thought he would continue to play dumb and cute, Osamu Dazai suddenly said:

"--very nice."

Qiao Wen:? ?

Not only Qiao Wen, but even Edogawa Ranpo didn't expect things to turn into such a development, and even put down the cake he was eating.

The two looked at Dazai Osamu who was lying on the table with almost the same hellish expressions. This scene was reflected in the latter's eyes, and he couldn't help but let out a very pleasant chuckle:

"Why are you looking at me like that? Do you think I'm the kind of bad guy who won't give sincere blessings to other people's friendship?"

Qiao Wenxin said not at all.

But you don't look like the type who applauds other people's friendship?

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks again.

"It's too much." He dragged his tone, "It's okay Qiao Jun, after all, this is the second time we meet, and it's normal not to know me, but Mr. Ranpo! Why do you think so? We Isn't it a partner who has worked together for several years!"

Edogawa Ranpo: "Yes."

Osamu Dazai's eyes widened in disbelief: "Then you still?"

Edogawa Ranpo: "You can't ask a detective to make a false evaluation against your own heart just because you are a companion? That would not be good for my mood."

The famous detective whose motto is "If it suits me, everything is fine" looked "be sensible, my friend", and did not give Osamu Dazai a chance to continue protesting, bringing the conversation into his own rhythm:

"Speaking of which, I thought you would bring people from the Supernatural Secret Service with you."

It can only be said that he is also a small partner in the script team. Although Edogawa Ranpo did not expect Dazai Osamu to go directly to the operating room due to a serious gunshot wound the day before, he would sneak out to play blocking games the day after.

But the moment he saw Osamu Dazai, he immediately understood someone's original plan.

Osamu Dazai sat up straight when he heard the words, but there was still that carefree and cheerful smile on the corner of his mouth:

"That's what I planned. But I changed my mind when I heard Kunikida-kun said that the president is fine now!"

He shook his finger, and at a certain moment, his expression became indescribably gloomy and indifferent: "After all, if you contact the Supernatural Secret Service Section, you can only find an old friend of mine, but to be honest, if it is not necessary, I still don't really want to see him, or even hear his voice."

This... is talking about Ango Sakaguchi, right?

Qiao Wen glanced at the barrage and found that the netizens thought so too——

"Dazai's old friend in the Supernatural Secret Service...the only one is Ango, right?"

"But his expression and tone when he said this... doesn't seem like he's talking about an old 'friend'→_→"

"There's nothing you can do about it... After all, that kind of thing happened in the past, it's normal for Dazai to react..."

"Ah... between Dazai and Ango... it's really a deadlock_(:з)∠)_"

"To be fair, the death of Odasaku can't be blamed on Ango, it's all caused by Morisha! Even MIMIC was attracted to Yokohama by himself. He is omnipotent. Ango’s mistake was that he thought he could hide the truth from Mori and become a successful spy in the port of Mafia by the Supernatural Special Service Division. He did not expect to be turned into an army, although in the end it was the whole body. Retire, maybe even got a promotion and salary increase because of this 'merit', but two good friends died and one turned against me... It's miserable to think about it."

"It's also miserable +1, so it's really easy not to make friends if you have different positions. It's too easy to capsize. One second you're sitting together drinking and the next second you're facing each other with guns. This is not impossible ╮(╯_╰) ╭”

"I don't think Dazai simply hates Ango. It gives people a very complicated feeling. He probably wants Ango to die soon, but he also thinks that Oda Zuku is gone. Ango is the only one left. A 'friend' from that dark age..."

"It's so cruel to think about it like this! And Dazai looks lively, cheerful and heartless now, and everyone in the detective agency is also very nice, but sometimes, 'companion' cannot be equated with 'friend' Yes. Maybe at the moment Oda Tsukuru died, Dazai was doomed not to have any more 'friends'..."

"Don't knife, don't knife, obviously Dazai is sitting next to Qiao Xiaoer and smiling brightly. The barrage still insists on stabbing me! The knife hurts my heart oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Real knife masters, let's all be individuals! QAQ"

……

The barrage fast-forwarded to "Distressed Dazai 555". On Qiao Wen's side, Osamu Dazai also put away his extremely indifferent expression for a moment, and returned to that lazy and unmotivated look:

"So let's 'let go' our Mr. Demon Man this time—and if I'm not wrong, Mr. Ranpo's next 'plan' will not be realized with the help of Mr. Demon Man?"

Edogawa Ranbu was chewing on the cake, wanted to respond and thought of what Qiao Wen said just now, so he closed his mouth and chewed hard, and when he swallowed the cake, he breathed a sigh of relief and said:

"I didn't say that if he was caught in Meursault, he wouldn't be able to help."

——The implication is naturally that Osamu Dazai suddenly changed his mind, so just say that he wanted to change his mind, and don't use him as an excuse.

Osamu Dazai didn't care about the sharp complaints from the famous detective.

He leaned over, put his hands together on the round table full of desserts, his fingers overlapped to form a tower shape, his eyes were hidden in the shadow of his forehead, and he spoke in a low voice, he didn't know who was in COS ( ...):

"So, can I join in?"

"What's your next plan?"

It was rare for Edogawa Ranpo to stop attacking the dim sum table.

He and Qiao Wen looked at each other, and without hesitation in front of Osamu Dazai, he handed over the initiative to Qiao Wen and asked:

"what is your opinion?"

Qiao Wen thought about it.

"Of course I welcome Dazai-kun."

He said.

"I just don't know why Dazai-kun wants to 'join' us?"

He turned his head and met Dazai Osamu's deep gaze.

Ba Wei, who had already disposed of the small piece of muffin, flew to Qiao Wen's shoulder on the fox fire.

One person and one fox stared at Dazai Osamu with the same gesture and expression——

"Could it be that Mr. Dazai already knows what kind of 'cooperation' I have reached with Mr. Ranpo?"

Osamu Dazai stared at him for a while, then suddenly smiled——

"Of course it is..."

……

……

On a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Yokohama Harbor.

The celebration banquet of the Armed Detective Agency is being held lively on the ship.

Because no one violated the president's orders this time and started a war with the port Mafia without authorization, so no one attended the banquet in fear of being fired by their own president at any time.

The members of the detective agency gathered together happily, eating, drinking, talking and laughing, surrounded by a black-haired young man who was obviously not one of them.

The young man has picturesque eyebrows and eyes, and the corners of his mouth are curved when he smiles, making it almost impossible to move his eyes away.

Sitting on his shoulders is a palm-sized adult, with a big fluffy tail that is almost as tall as his height, and a pair of small and cute furry ears on his head. It looks like some kind of inhuman existence It is a miniature creature, and many people in the detective agency treat this "demon fox" called Ba Wei by the young man with the same attitude as they treated the young man.

"……I still do not get it."

Not far away, Fitzgerald stood outside the crowd with a red wine glass in his hand, his brows raised.

"Is he really the kind that often appears in your Japanese culture, 'Onmyoji'?"

He said in an unbelievable tone.

"I thought it was just literary fantasy."

Dazai Osamu, who also held a wine glass in his hand, but (at the request of the president and partner-kun) contained grape juice in it carelessly shook the juice in the glass, and reminded without paying too much attention:

"Exorcist."

"what?"

"I mean, he's not an 'Onmyoji', but a 'Demon Eliminator'."

Osamu Dazai's eyes fell on the young man in the crowd who was having a happy conversation with Akiko Yosano.

"Didn't you never see 'weird' before you came to Yokohama? After coming to Yokohama, you finally believe that there is such a thing in the world, right?"

Fitzgerald said nothing.

Osamu Dazai smiled, took a sip of grape juice, and said:

"You don't have to believe our 'one-sided words', but you should always believe the facts you have seen with your own eyes, right? Whether it's the 'weird' named Bawei, or the current state of our president, neither of them can be faked. Can you figure it out?"

Fitzgerald had to admit that Osamu Dazai was right.

The reason why he accepted Dazai Osamu's invitation to participate in the celebration of the former enemy's Armed Detective Agency was that he embezzled a part of the small funds he had obtained to pay for the one-day rental fee of this luxurious cruise ship. It is because of the existence of this so-called exorcist who "may help him avenge" in Dazai Zhi's mouth.

Fitzgerald didn't hold much grudges against the detective agency.

Willing to gamble to lose.

After all, he himself is not as good as others. After losing, he still barks like a defeated dog, which is really ugly.

However, being able to get along with the Armed Detective Agency calmly does not mean that Fitzgerald has forgotten what Fyodor Dostoevsky's "Rats in the House of Death" did to him and the "combination"—— Whether it was using the remote control program to maliciously force "Moby Dick" to fall towards Yokohama at the last moment, or quickly appropriating the remaining assets of the "Group" after his failure, Fitzgerald was very uncomfortable.

In particular, Osamu Dazai provided him with Dostoevsky who may have used him as a pawn to test the major powers in Yokohama, and used the [book] information that may be false news to lure him and the group to Yokohama. After thinking.

Regardless of whether the existence of the [Book] is true or not, what annoys Fitzgerald the most is that he and the organization he founded were robbed by someone. This is not the end, and the other party even treats them as cannon fodder. It even squeezed out the maximum utilization value.

——As an out-and-out capitalist who used to live at the top of capital, Fitzgerald has always been the only one who uses others as cannon fodder and extracts value from others. Who would have thought that one day, he would become cannon fodder and value extraction in the eyes of others object.

If the sand sculpture netizens of Qiao Wen’s family knew his thoughts, I’m afraid that the bullet screen would have been filled with “the clown is myself” →_→

Fitzgerald withdrew his gaze, and looked at the young man with short black hair who was always invisible beside him:

"So? What do you want to use the 'God's Eye' this time?"

The Eye of God is what Fitzgerald obtained after helping his developer avoid an innocent prison disaster. It is said to include all surveillance in Yokohama, and the surveillance cameras can achieve automatic face recognition. A true "Eye in the Sky" system throughout the city.

The reason why Osamu Dazai was able to lock Dostoevsky's position before was to use this system.

After Fitzgerald experienced a failure, he became a little more self-aware than before. He knew that whether it was himself or his staff, their supernatural powers were of no "value" to Osamu Dazai. .

The only thing that can be seen by the other party is the God's Eye system in their hands.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai showed a meaningful smile when he heard the words.

Instead of answering Fitzgerald's question, he asked the latter:

"Mr. Fitzgerald, do you think that besides looking for a mouse that always hides itself tightly, what other situations can God's Eye play the greatest role in?"

"Well..." Fitzgerald pondered for a while, then shook his head as if giving up: "The Eye of God is indeed a very remarkable system."

Otherwise, he and his staff would not have spent time and energy mastering the system just because they were optimistic about it.

"But besides finding people and being used for security purposes, what else can it play the biggest role?" Fitzgerald said with a bit of sarcasm in his voice: "It will never be to help the police obtain surveillance images and obtain important information to solve serious cases. clue?"

It can be said that this matter is considered a routine operation in any country or region.

But Yokohama?

This is precisely a city where the God's Eye system cannot play its role.

——Let me ask, if the port Mafia dispatches armed forces, it will completely destroy a small organization that dares to violate the rules set by them, or invade the interests of Hong Kong and gangsters.

And the God's Eye system "coincidentally" recorded the whole process.

Can this surveillance be used as evidence against Mafia's "crimes" at the port?

Or which police station will accept this report with "clear evidence"?

The answer was well known to both Fitzgerald himself and Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai looked at the ironic smile on Fitzgerald's face, and slowly rolled his eyes.

"That's not necessarily the case." He said briskly. "Perhaps soon, you will know how important it will be in the future."

—Yes, soon.

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Dazai: Qiao Jun, you are biased!

Qiao Xiaowen: Feeling guilty and twisting my face] No, no...

Dazai: Mr. Ranpo, you are eccentric!

Detective: Well! 【Eccentric and justifiable

... Maybe this is the gap between ordinary people and famous detectives! [not

Let's take a break and play a chapter, and continue to make trouble in the next chapter XD

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