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Qiao Wen: ...

Ah this.

He touched his chin, and asked a question that was obviously not expected by Bai Lan:

"Is he so sure that that person will be my opponent?"

Mini Brandy: ? ? ?

Look what it says!

He couldn't put it into words: "You really know who I'm talking about, don't you?"

Qiao Wen blinked, "Just... the only fellow of Youni's family?"

The reason for using such a cryptic statement is not because she is afraid that saying the other party's name will attract the other party's attention, it's just that Mini Bailan's performance in this matter is too cautious, and Qiao Wen can't dance on the nerves of this hapless bastard. .

——He has been caught twice by himself in the parallel world to make inflammation. This experience is bad enough. Under such circumstances, people can't, at least they shouldn't...

Bai Lan's staring eyes slowly changed back to their original shape under Qiao Wen's calmness throughout the whole process, which did not seem to be fake.

He sighed deeply.

"I knew it." The miniature figure, who was a little smaller than the puppet-shaped Bawei on Qiao Wen's shoulder, sat in Fran's palm again, with an inexplicably gloomy expression, "There will be no good results if you make troubles." , one 'I' is like this, how can the second one be an exception."

If the iron plate can hit the first piece, there will naturally be a second piece.

Why doesn't he understand this in the parallel world?

The unlucky Bai Lan only felt a headache.

"He was probably grabbing me from the parallel world and trying to make it into a flame block, because of various coincidences—the reason why he tried his best to suppress my consciousness, and because I was once The experience of making a flaming block, so this time it is not defenseless, nor is it completely defenseless. I am trying my best to transfer my consciousness to this body that has been separated from the body that has become a flaming block. On the 'small piece', using this small piece of inflammation as a carrier, in the process of maintaining the self for the time being, it is inevitable that there will be a little collision with him at the level of consciousness."

"In short, the result of these coincidences is that he peeped into a corner of my memory and learned of the existence of 'that person'."

And as long as you have seen with your own eyes the power that is almost enough to destroy the world when the person is fully fired, it is not difficult to understand why Bai Lan in this world is so confident, confident that he will not be defeated by Qiao Wen.

"If you weren't standing in front of me right now, if I hadn't heard what you said just now, I'm afraid I would also think that you might not be that person's opponent."

While talking, Bai Lan looked up at Qiao Wen: "As expected of a famous 'traveler', even Merlin praised you when he mentioned you."

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen:? ? ?

Give him a moment.

Merlin mentioned him as "full of praise"?

Didn't that guy say that he was under pressure and insisted on not revealing any information about Qiao Wen?

What's the matter with this praise?

Mini Bailan: "Ah... you mean Merlin? Don't worry, he did not disclose any specific information about you, he just said how powerful you are, and how impressive the great existence standing behind you is" It takes a lot of courage to even look up', so even if you are actually very easy to get along with, if possible, it's best not to try to get involved with you... like this."

……I see.

In other words, Merlin's so-called "full praise" is actually trying to block Qiao Wen's coveting from countless high-ranking beings from the heavens and myriad worlds in disguise, and warn them that there is indeed someone they can't provoke behind Qiao Wen. Great existence, those who want to play Qiao Wen's idea and get the secret of being "unique" from him, it is best to weigh how much you have, and think about how much you can do before you dig out this secret. Can't resist the blow of the great existence behind Qiao Wen...

——That’s what it means, right?

"He has a conscience."

Qiao Wen snorted, but there was a hint of a smile in his eyes.

"Speaking of it," now that Merlin has been mentioned, Qiao Wen didn't want to hide his curiosity anymore.He looked at the unlucky Bai Lan, "You, I mean the ability of 'Bai Lan', can you only communicate with yourself in the parallel world? Then how do you know Merlin and other existences like Merlin?"

According to common sense, Bai Lan's "cross-border chat room" should only be used by Bai Lan to communicate with each other. Even if it is Merlin, it is unlikely to sneak into their intranet, right?

So how on earth did they meet?

Mini Bailan probably felt that there was nothing to hide, so she replied honestly: "Parallel worlds, Xiao Qiao, you still don't understand? Some 'I' live in the world, not only Pengo Lie and Mirufi Aore, or should I say the existence of the Death Qi Flame."

What kind of abilities, psychic powers, spells, Academy City, magic and heroic spirits, monsters and gods...

"Otherwise, why do you think I was complained about by others for being unprofessional?"

A helpless smile appeared on the hapless Bai Lan's face.

"Isn't it true that in the world I'm in, even if I share my knowledge of many parallel worlds, with my strength, I can't rule the whole world?"

Qiao Wen: ... oh, huh→_→

what the hell.

He also thought that this unlucky bastard Bai Lan was indeed an outlier in Bai Lanli. His personality looked pretty good, he was honest, he didn't make trouble, and he didn't want to rule the world. In the end, he would be tricked by "himself" because of this. It was true. Very not Bailan, I didn’t expect this guy to be not Bailan, because I was forced by reality to make myself not so Bailan... (It’s as if "Bailan" has become an adjective...)

Bai Lan naturally saw the change in Qiao Wen's expression.

He puffed up his cheeks:

"Little Qiao, you seem to be thinking about something very rude...Isn't it my illusion?"

Qiao Wen smiled without saying a word.

The unlucky Prynne continued to be angry.

"I admit that my idea of ​​giving up world domination is indeed influenced by the environment, but it's more that I am not as interested in this matter as my 'self' in other worlds."

Otherwise, no matter how bleak the hope, he will try his best to give it a try—for details, see Bai Lan in this world. After discovering that his own plan in a parallel world failed, he still "desperately" planned to realize it again own ambition?

So it's really not that easy for Bailan to give up her "ideal" due to realistic factors.

"Because I don't have the obsession to rule the world, when sharing knowledge and information with myself in the parallel world, I also pay great attention not to leak other information about the world I live in."

But the unlucky Bai Lan is right to think so, and Bai Lan who can't help but have other situations similar to him doesn't think so.

Most of Bai Lan is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and dreams of ruling the world.

In the final analysis, "It's not all about the second-degree illness."

Even though it was such a small one, when it sighed, it looked mature and helpless.

Qiao Wen looked at Bai Lan like this, and then at Bawei sitting on his shoulder, and almost laughed out loud.

Bawei pinched Qiao Wen's cheek in warning, but Bai Lan on the opposite side didn't notice anything unusual, and was still spitting out wholeheartedly:

"I met an existence like Merlin in my own world and shared this information with others. More and more 'I' who had similar experiences joined in and continued to supplement the information. In the end, of course, all You, Little Qiao, who has a very special reputation among existences like Merlin, are also involved."

When the unlucky Bai Lan said this, her tone became a little subtle——

"In the beginning, your existence was just a rumor like an urban legend. Everyone was not sure whether you would come to our world... After all, there are too many parallel worlds, even in countless parallel worlds. In the world, there are also countless Merlins, and countless existences similar to Merlins."

"Not to mention there are so many 'I', how could it be such a coincidence that you will come to the world where 'us' is?"

That is to say, at the beginning, Bai Lan didn't see Qiao Wen as a threat, and she didn't intend to take the initiative to be an enemy of Qiao Wen, or use Qiao Wen's existence to do something?

Then why...

Without Qiao Wen's questioning, the unlucky Bai Lan has already told everything that happened afterwards: "Until one day, one of the 'I' sent back a message saying that there was something wrong with his memory."

That Bailan has a weird hobby of treating himself as some kind of AI, and will "upload" his memory to Bailan's group chat every day as a backup, so as to ensure that his memory and cognition will not be tampered with ("His The persecution paranoia is really serious!"——Tucao from the unlucky Prynne himself).

As a result, one day suddenly, that Bai Lan found that the world was a little different from what he remembered before.

He originally lived in a world with so-called "weird" existences, and he heard that those weird people had some kind of Her Royal Highness Princess. Bai Lan was very interested at first, and was looking for relevant information, but when he woke up, he suddenly found that the Far East In a certain city in the past, a group of guys who claimed to be people with supernatural abilities appeared inexplicably.

"He thought it was strange, so he sent someone over to investigate, and ended up having a bad relationship with the other party..."

Regardless of what happened later, in short, Bai Lan in that world stumbled a lot on the group of people with supernatural powers who suddenly appeared, let alone ruled the world. In the end, he was almost pulled out by the other party. Become a veritable polished commander...

And that Bai Lan accidentally heard Qiao Wen's name during the confrontation with the supernatural power users.

Reminiscent of the rumors, as long as it is a world that Qiao Wen has been to, it seems that there will be some wonderful changes that are not well known, but no one can explain it...

Bai Lan has reason to believe that the reason why his cognition and memory deviated, and the reason why he ended up like that later, is definitely related to Qiao Wen who was inadvertently mentioned by the group of supernatural beings.

"With his lesson from the past, other Bai Lan will naturally pay more attention to you."

The prepared Bailan started to collect information about Qiao Wen.

"It's just to collect intelligence, but when we really take action, the 'we' in the parallel world will soon be dumbfounded."

The unlucky Bailan, as a member of the dumbfounded Bailan, was actually smiling happily.

"You guessed the reason, right? No matter which parallel world we are in, we can get too little information about you."

"It's not that those special beings who hold your information are unwilling to share this information with us, but..."

Rather, even those high-ranking beings have very limited understanding of Qiao Wen.

"Everyone agrees that there are only two pieces of information about you that can be verified."

The unlucky Bai Lan raised two little fingers not much bigger than the tip of a toothpick——

"First, your strength is very beautiful. No matter which world you go to, you will be able to retreat in the end."

"Second, there must be a great existence behind you who is always watching your movements, because those guys who can't help but want to have abnormal contact with you, one counts as one, they all go and never return, and never come back. People have heard their news."

The unlucky Bai Lan looked at Qiao Wen with very complicated eyes when she said this.

He sighed:

"For an existence like you, no 'I' would want to provoke it. After all, you and 'I' may not have the chance to meet each other, and there is no necessary conflict between them. They are completely irrelevant. Since So, why should 'I' ask for trouble?"

——Yes, after this round of information investigation, Bai Lan and the others actually had the intention of retreating.

Even if what happened to Bai Lan happened earlier, it was just one of countless coincidences. It was already an accident among thousands of parallel worlds that Qiao Wen could have indirect contact with one of Bai Lan. The probability of it happening again, in Bai Lan's opinion, is actually infinitely close to zero.

In this way, the benefit of leaving it alone is far greater than the trouble of taking the initiative to find Qiao Wen.

"Then what changed you... I mean Bai Lan's thoughts?"

Qiao Wen was really curious now.

The unlucky Bai Lan blinked her eyes when she heard the words.

"It's your story that started to circulate among those special beings again. This time, they seem to have obtained more detailed information about your so-called faction tendency."

Qiao Wen: "...Huh?"

WTF? ?

The unlucky Bai Lan said: "The camp tends to be! Just those who are good, evil, lawful, chaotic, and neutral..."

Qiao Wen: "Oh..."

understood.

The unlucky Prynne went on to say:

"Actually, it can be seen from your previous behavior that you are definitely in the good camp! It's just that it's not so easy to judge whether it is lawful good, neutral good or chaotic good. On the premise that you have been there, you happened to pass by a world where ghosts once existed. It was also a coincidence that you heard some news about you in that world. Later, at a gathering of the same kind, it was an anecdote After he said it, the others roughly judged that Xiao Qiao, you should be considered as being between neutral good and chaotic good through his narration, and you have your own opinions, but you are not so arbitrary..."

The unlucky Bailan Balabala was still expounding some people's views, but Qiao Wen's eyes were already staring and dull.

He thought to himself, before listening to it, he really didn't expect the analysis of this group of people to be so embarrassing...

[I was thinking that I don't have any camp inclinations either? 】

Qiao Wen was typing frantically in the live broadcast room.

[I admit that you are kind, but it is really unnecessary to divide the camps. Your Majesty said it before. 】

The barrage was all laughing silly at the moment.

Looking around, one by one is brushing:

"Absolutely kind Qiao Xiaoer!"

"No.1 among good people!"

Of course, there are also serious (?) discussions——

"Help me hahahahahahaha I'm about to vomit from laughing! Forget about Bailan, I really can't imagine a group of Merlins sitting together and discussing with a serious face, 'What camp do you think this Qiao Wen is in?' - really Funny and embarrassing hahahahaha!"

"Just... how should I put it, I feel a little bit sorry for those big bosses. I don't know what to talk about about Qiao Xiaoer at all - there is no way, there is too little information. It is hard to catch an unintentional Those who have caught some information, shake the things that fall out, and they can only analyze and analyze the problem of a camp..."

"I didn't say that, it's too funny."

"Then Bai Lan was cheated? Because if you look at Qiao Xiaoer's performance in the world of Ghost Slayer, no matter what camp he is in, anyway, a jealous evaluation will definitely not escape. Then think about it, what Bai Lan has to do is What's the matter? There is no way to rule the world without sacrificing others. If the legendary Qiao Xiaoer, who is so jealous and vengeful, really bumps into his plan, it would be strange if he didn't mess it up on the spot!"

"So Bai Lan got into a bar with Qiao Xiaoer later? Don't say it, although I feel that this reason sounds a bit out of my mind, but when I think of the Bai Lan with the big wings...well, it seems to be the same. It's not that outrageous..._(:з)∠)_"

"Personal attacks are not acceptable."

"In that case, what Merlin said before is actually the exact opposite, right? Bai Lan didn't try to use Qiao Xiaoer's existence to attract the attention of some people, so he spread rumors about Qiao Xiaoer in various parallel worlds. He was using these rumors to attract the attention of those guys who didn't know about Qiao Xiaoer. It doesn’t matter if Qiao Xiaoer’s footsteps are blocked even for a moment, then Bai Lan can take advantage of this opportunity to realize her ambition to rule the world one step before Qiao Xiaoer arrives...”

"Fuck! That's true! Bai Lan doesn't know Qiao Xiaoer's specific ability, maybe he is thinking, anyway, he will already have the whole world in his pocket by then, even if it is so unlucky, Qiao Xiaoer will Now that he is in the world where he is, and he, the 'master of the world', is personally controlling him, are you afraid that he can only deceive Qiao Xiaoer, who is just a foreign tourist? It really can't be a good job! You can always fool people away."

"...Wonderful! If you think about it this way, everything seems to make sense!"

……

Facts have proved that netizens are reliable when they are serious. According to the follow-up statement of the unlucky Bailan, Bailan in the parallel world really thinks that way.

"...I have seen a lot of parallel worlds," said the unlucky Bai Lan, "I heard a lot of guys like Merlin say that your strength may be stronger than them, but in their eyes Come, it should be too strong."

Since there is a limit to this kind of strength, Bai Lan and others have the confidence to touch this limit.

"After all, in the eyes of many 'me', if the two options of offending someone like you and realizing your own ambitions are placed at the two ends of the balance, the balance will definitely tilt towards the latter."

——There is nothing more important than realizing your own ambitions.

Countless Bai Lan in countless parallel worlds are proving this point with their own actions.

"It's a pity that the iron plate that 'I' kicked this time is far more than the hardness I felt when I kicked the iron plate of Vengley after a failed conspiracy in a parallel world."

As the unlucky Bai Lan spoke, there was an expression on his face that could be called gloating.

He said with a smile:

"So, please let me also be an insignificant member of this iron plate, little Joe?"

"I don't have any special conditions, as long as you help me get my body back and send me back to my original world. As for the others..."

whee.

Bai Lan laughed more and more happily.

"I just want to be a spectator looking for fun."

He said.