Gentlemen, I like chaos
Chapter 49
Gojo Satoshi... Is there something wrong with him?
Waking up the next morning, Wakako was lying on the bed with a dazed face, feeling that the world was very mysterious.
The strange direction in the dream made her start to wonder if her memory was disturbed, or if it was just a dream last night, with no logic at all.
But when she woke up, the faint swelling and pain of her lips made her realize that all this was actually true.
Is it true? ? !
That Wutiao, in the dream, kissed her?
It's over, from then on, Gojo Satoru's impression in her heart has completely become a strange flower - it's still the kind of love brain, no normal person can do it like tit for tat one second, and forcefully kiss my enemy the next second It's kind of a show operation.
As expected of a magician with no lower limit, there really is no lower limit.
A large barrage of galloping flashes flashed across her mind, with all kinds of fancy facial expressions, but in the end, she still suppressed the power to complain in her heart, got up and took a shower.
By the way, I also cleaned up the brain that was stuck due to too much memory.
Pushing open the door, she found a little Douding standing at her door, looking at her hesitantly with a look of hesitation.
"What's wrong, Hui?" He Gezi was taken aback for a moment.
"that……"
Xiao Douding reached out and grabbed her sleeve.
"I...I have something to tell you."
He Gezi was a little confused, and let Fu Heihui pull her sleeves and pull her to her bedroom, and then the little boy stopped, showing a worried expression.
"He Gezi, I, I have something to tell you." He raised his head, his face was full of tension, and there was a faint breakdown.
"Go ahead."
He Gezi rubbed his little face, and thought to himself: Could it be bedwetting?
"This morning, an egg popped out of nowhere in my bed."
Fu Heihui said in confusion.
"what?"
Wakako's expression went blank for a moment: "What egg? Did you lay it?"
……
……
"Pfft."
"Don't laugh!"
"Okay, okay...I don't laugh, puff..."
"Wakako! You said you wouldn't laugh at me!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me."
He Gezi suppressed a smile, hugged the little boy on the sofa on her lap: "When did Hui discover it?"
"When I woke up in the morning." Fu Heihui flattened his mouth: "I didn't do anything last night... no, I drank a glass of milk, brushed my teeth, didn't eat eggs, and didn't secretly play with chickens .”
[puff. ]
What kind of little angel is Fu Heihui? This is too cute!
She suppressed the aunt's smile at the corner of her mouth, forced to pretend to be reliable, and nodded calmly: "Well, that is to say, did the egg suddenly appear in your bed?"
"Yes." Fu Heihui was very tangled: "Is it because I forgot to say hello to Eunuch Sun yesterday morning, so Eunuch Sun was angry with me and threw the egg to me, asking me to take care of it."
"...Well, it makes sense, it makes sense."
He Gezi's expression was very strange: "Anyway, let me watch you lay... your eggs."
"Okay." Hui nodded obediently, and took the egg out of her arms and handed it to her. Seeing this action and Gezi almost laughed again.
"Well... the color is very clean and clear, and there are beautiful patterns on it, it looks very delicate, it doesn't look like a handicraft... it shouldn't be a prank, I can feel the pure spiritual power from inside, very pure, and the breath of Huihui It's very similar, so...could it be Hui's spiritual power manifesting..."
She thought about it for a while, then stretched out her hand and rubbed the little boy's head.
"Hui is freaking out, we won't go to school today, how about taking a day off?"
"Hey, can it be?" Hui raised his head expectantly: "The people in that family..."
"I'll stay with you at home too, and I'll make things clear about Dan with Hui, how about it?"
"Really?!"
Fu Heihui raised his head all of a sudden, his eyes sparkling.
"That's right, and your father, let him come and accompany you too."
With that said, Wakako took out her mobile phone from her pocket and called a certain subordinate who was fishing every day.
"Moshi, where are you?"
The noisy voices on the opposite side drowned out Wakako's voice, she raised the volume: "Can you hear me?"
"...Hmm, are you going to bet on the horses again? You've really been leisurely recently, and now the boss has given you an order to come and accompany your son right away."
"Ask me why?" He Gezi said while walking, walked to the balcony, closed the door, and finally couldn't help laughing: "Your son has laid an egg, you are going to be a grandfather."
Suddenly there was a piercing noise from the other end of the phone, accompanied by a loud hum, and the phone fell to the ground with a bang.
……
……
*
"I remember he was supposed to be a boy."
"Yes, he's a boy."
"Boys can't lay eggs." The man's voice was very firm.
"...Not only boys, but also girls can't lay eggs."
He Gezi glanced at Fu Heshier angrily: "Didn't you take the biology class in junior high school? You can't even tell the difference between viviparous animals and twins."
Hearing her ridicule, Fu Heisher recovered from his entanglement, his brows were tightened: "So why is Hui Kesheng?"
He spoke as if Fu Heihui conceived in Shiyue and gave birth to a grandson for him.
"You can have a baby if you want." Wakako glared at him angrily, but just as he was about to leave, the man grabbed his hand and slid it along the neck to the chest muscle.
"Really, how should I live?"
The corners of Wakako's mouth twitched.
The front foot is still worried that the son has given birth to an egg, and the back foot starts to seduce the boss again. As expected of you, Hui's good daddy.
She let her palms stick to the very tactile chest muscle for a while, then raised her eyes and looked at him with a half-smile: "So why don't you go and see your little grandson first?"
Fu Heisher's face showed the aggrieved expression of eating a fly.
"Do you still want to say this..."
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Dong dong dong..."
"Wakako, I crushed my egg..."
The voice of the little boy outside the door was a little crying: "It's cracked, I don't know if the chicks inside have hatched successfully."
Although he really wanted to correct the egg that was obviously not an egg and it was impossible to hatch a chick, Wakako still sighed, hooked Heishel's collar and walked out the door.
"Go, go see your grandson."
"If the boss wants, you can also..."
"Heh." Her footsteps paused slightly: "You have a good idea."
……
As Wakako said, Fu Heihui's egg did not hatch a chick, but a Q-version little Zhengtai in plush pajamas.
"Hi everyone! I'm Huihui-chan, Hui's guardian sweetheart, a handsome and cute little gentleman."
Wakako's expression became subtle again.
"Emmmm... I remembered that I still have a call to make, let me go to the next door and laugh... Finish that call."
The corner of her mouth twitched, and she pushed Fu Heisher's shoulder to push him to her son: "Hui first stay with your dad for a while, I'll be right back, and... Huihui sauce, good morning."
"Good morning, Ms. Wakako~" The guardian sweetheart in naive pajamas gave a very gentlemanly western salute.
"You talk first, you talk first."
He Gezi closed the door of the second bedroom with a distorted face. Her expression was serious and serious, and she finally burst out laughing when she walked back to her bedroom.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
"What the hell hahahahaha, Kei is too funny hahahahaha..."
After laughing for 3 minutes, when her stomach was about to hurt, Wakako finally returned to normal. She picked up her mobile phone and sent an email to Fuheshier in the next room:
【Wakako: How about it, is he a very cute little grandson? 】
【Fushiguro: ... :)】
Thinking of the other party's speechless face, she laughed again.At this moment, the phone rang suddenly, He Gezi glanced at it casually, and found a name on the screen that he hadn't contacted for several days.
Xia Youjie?Is it him calling?
He Gezi connected smoothly.
"Mosimoxi."
"How are you doing recently, Ms. Washio?"
The voice on the other end of the phone was gentle and clear, and He Gezi's eyelids couldn't help but twitch. Through the radio, this guy's voice really looked more and more like a white-haired murderer with a brain.
"Thanks to Mr. Xiayou, everything is fine. Where is Mr. Xiayou, what have you been up to lately?"
"me?"
There was a sudden pause on the other end of the phone: "I talked to Ms. Washio before I was busy. Speaking of which, has Miss Washio received any feedback from the power of faith recently?"
"The power of faith?" He Gezi was stunned for a moment: "It turns out that those powers were sent by you."
No wonder her strength suddenly rose a bit two days ago.
"It seems to have some effect."
Xia Youjie's tone was much lighter: "I integrated the Panxing Sect, and by the way accepted disciples for Miss Washio, I hope Miss Washio doesn't mind."
"Of course not." Wakako paused: "I should thank Mr. Xia You."
"It's just a small gift, and this is what I should do."
Xia Youjie's tone was very calm: "Speaking of which, is Miss Washio free these days? I would like to ask you to meet."
He Gezi's eyes narrowed subconsciously, and she thought for a while: "Of course, I am looking forward to meeting Mr. Xia You. When will we make an appointment?"
"How about six o'clock tomorrow night, see you at the old place, and have a meal together by the way?"
The old place refers to He Gezi's psychological clinic, where she and Xia Youjie often meet, He Gezi thought for a while, and agreed very readily.
"Okay, see you tomorrow then."
"See you tomorrow."
Xia Youjie said with a smile.
……
After hanging up the phone, He Gezi thought over and over again, thinking about Xia Youjie's real purpose for asking her to meet, but after much deliberation, he only thought of consolidating the alliance relationship.After confirming that the other party was innocent, she breathed a sigh of relief, put the phone back in her pocket, and walked out of the bedroom door.
There was no sound from the next door, and He Gezi was taken aback for a moment, thinking to himself, could it be that the father and son have started a cold war again?
Pushing open the door, he was startled by the scene inside the house.
"boom--"
Wait... She went to the wrong room, this is definitely not the original room.How could it be like this, she opened it again, and it will definitely return to normal this time...
"boom--"
Fu Heihui, what's wrong with you, Fu Heihui?How did you become so ooc? !
……
In the clean and tidy children's room, Fu Heihui, who was wearing a plush doll pajamas, had a bright smile. At this moment, he was kneeling on the bed enthusiastically, pinching the shoulders and back of his old father who looked loveless.
Seeing her coming in, the old father raised his head and looked at her inexplicably: "He Gezi...help him..."
"I know…………"
With a wooden face, Wakako nodded at him very tacitly.
"What are you talking about, Dad."
Hui puffed up her bun face: "I just want to rub your shoulders, don't you like it?"
He Gezi warned Fuheshier with his eyes: If you dare to say that you don't like me, I will throw you out.
"...Hehe, I like it very much."
"As long as you like it, Dad, let's continue.
"..."
……
【afterwards】
"What's wrong with him?"
"...The egg said, this is called image transformation, after the transformation, it will become like an egg."
"Same as that egg? Turn into an egg too?"
"Yes, they all became idiots."
"Don't call me an idiot!"
"Hi, hi =_=..."
……
……
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Friends who have watched Guardian Sweetheart, do you still remember a function called image transformation: D Yes, Hui was transformed by image_(:з」∠)_
Fu Heihui who hatched the egg.
Sure enough, you can give birth to (what)
Waking up the next morning, Wakako was lying on the bed with a dazed face, feeling that the world was very mysterious.
The strange direction in the dream made her start to wonder if her memory was disturbed, or if it was just a dream last night, with no logic at all.
But when she woke up, the faint swelling and pain of her lips made her realize that all this was actually true.
Is it true? ? !
That Wutiao, in the dream, kissed her?
It's over, from then on, Gojo Satoru's impression in her heart has completely become a strange flower - it's still the kind of love brain, no normal person can do it like tit for tat one second, and forcefully kiss my enemy the next second It's kind of a show operation.
As expected of a magician with no lower limit, there really is no lower limit.
A large barrage of galloping flashes flashed across her mind, with all kinds of fancy facial expressions, but in the end, she still suppressed the power to complain in her heart, got up and took a shower.
By the way, I also cleaned up the brain that was stuck due to too much memory.
Pushing open the door, she found a little Douding standing at her door, looking at her hesitantly with a look of hesitation.
"What's wrong, Hui?" He Gezi was taken aback for a moment.
"that……"
Xiao Douding reached out and grabbed her sleeve.
"I...I have something to tell you."
He Gezi was a little confused, and let Fu Heihui pull her sleeves and pull her to her bedroom, and then the little boy stopped, showing a worried expression.
"He Gezi, I, I have something to tell you." He raised his head, his face was full of tension, and there was a faint breakdown.
"Go ahead."
He Gezi rubbed his little face, and thought to himself: Could it be bedwetting?
"This morning, an egg popped out of nowhere in my bed."
Fu Heihui said in confusion.
"what?"
Wakako's expression went blank for a moment: "What egg? Did you lay it?"
……
……
"Pfft."
"Don't laugh!"
"Okay, okay...I don't laugh, puff..."
"Wakako! You said you wouldn't laugh at me!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me."
He Gezi suppressed a smile, hugged the little boy on the sofa on her lap: "When did Hui discover it?"
"When I woke up in the morning." Fu Heihui flattened his mouth: "I didn't do anything last night... no, I drank a glass of milk, brushed my teeth, didn't eat eggs, and didn't secretly play with chickens .”
[puff. ]
What kind of little angel is Fu Heihui? This is too cute!
She suppressed the aunt's smile at the corner of her mouth, forced to pretend to be reliable, and nodded calmly: "Well, that is to say, did the egg suddenly appear in your bed?"
"Yes." Fu Heihui was very tangled: "Is it because I forgot to say hello to Eunuch Sun yesterday morning, so Eunuch Sun was angry with me and threw the egg to me, asking me to take care of it."
"...Well, it makes sense, it makes sense."
He Gezi's expression was very strange: "Anyway, let me watch you lay... your eggs."
"Okay." Hui nodded obediently, and took the egg out of her arms and handed it to her. Seeing this action and Gezi almost laughed again.
"Well... the color is very clean and clear, and there are beautiful patterns on it, it looks very delicate, it doesn't look like a handicraft... it shouldn't be a prank, I can feel the pure spiritual power from inside, very pure, and the breath of Huihui It's very similar, so...could it be Hui's spiritual power manifesting..."
She thought about it for a while, then stretched out her hand and rubbed the little boy's head.
"Hui is freaking out, we won't go to school today, how about taking a day off?"
"Hey, can it be?" Hui raised his head expectantly: "The people in that family..."
"I'll stay with you at home too, and I'll make things clear about Dan with Hui, how about it?"
"Really?!"
Fu Heihui raised his head all of a sudden, his eyes sparkling.
"That's right, and your father, let him come and accompany you too."
With that said, Wakako took out her mobile phone from her pocket and called a certain subordinate who was fishing every day.
"Moshi, where are you?"
The noisy voices on the opposite side drowned out Wakako's voice, she raised the volume: "Can you hear me?"
"...Hmm, are you going to bet on the horses again? You've really been leisurely recently, and now the boss has given you an order to come and accompany your son right away."
"Ask me why?" He Gezi said while walking, walked to the balcony, closed the door, and finally couldn't help laughing: "Your son has laid an egg, you are going to be a grandfather."
Suddenly there was a piercing noise from the other end of the phone, accompanied by a loud hum, and the phone fell to the ground with a bang.
……
……
*
"I remember he was supposed to be a boy."
"Yes, he's a boy."
"Boys can't lay eggs." The man's voice was very firm.
"...Not only boys, but also girls can't lay eggs."
He Gezi glanced at Fu Heshier angrily: "Didn't you take the biology class in junior high school? You can't even tell the difference between viviparous animals and twins."
Hearing her ridicule, Fu Heisher recovered from his entanglement, his brows were tightened: "So why is Hui Kesheng?"
He spoke as if Fu Heihui conceived in Shiyue and gave birth to a grandson for him.
"You can have a baby if you want." Wakako glared at him angrily, but just as he was about to leave, the man grabbed his hand and slid it along the neck to the chest muscle.
"Really, how should I live?"
The corners of Wakako's mouth twitched.
The front foot is still worried that the son has given birth to an egg, and the back foot starts to seduce the boss again. As expected of you, Hui's good daddy.
She let her palms stick to the very tactile chest muscle for a while, then raised her eyes and looked at him with a half-smile: "So why don't you go and see your little grandson first?"
Fu Heisher's face showed the aggrieved expression of eating a fly.
"Do you still want to say this..."
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Dong dong dong..."
"Wakako, I crushed my egg..."
The voice of the little boy outside the door was a little crying: "It's cracked, I don't know if the chicks inside have hatched successfully."
Although he really wanted to correct the egg that was obviously not an egg and it was impossible to hatch a chick, Wakako still sighed, hooked Heishel's collar and walked out the door.
"Go, go see your grandson."
"If the boss wants, you can also..."
"Heh." Her footsteps paused slightly: "You have a good idea."
……
As Wakako said, Fu Heihui's egg did not hatch a chick, but a Q-version little Zhengtai in plush pajamas.
"Hi everyone! I'm Huihui-chan, Hui's guardian sweetheart, a handsome and cute little gentleman."
Wakako's expression became subtle again.
"Emmmm... I remembered that I still have a call to make, let me go to the next door and laugh... Finish that call."
The corner of her mouth twitched, and she pushed Fu Heisher's shoulder to push him to her son: "Hui first stay with your dad for a while, I'll be right back, and... Huihui sauce, good morning."
"Good morning, Ms. Wakako~" The guardian sweetheart in naive pajamas gave a very gentlemanly western salute.
"You talk first, you talk first."
He Gezi closed the door of the second bedroom with a distorted face. Her expression was serious and serious, and she finally burst out laughing when she walked back to her bedroom.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
"What the hell hahahahaha, Kei is too funny hahahahaha..."
After laughing for 3 minutes, when her stomach was about to hurt, Wakako finally returned to normal. She picked up her mobile phone and sent an email to Fuheshier in the next room:
【Wakako: How about it, is he a very cute little grandson? 】
【Fushiguro: ... :)】
Thinking of the other party's speechless face, she laughed again.At this moment, the phone rang suddenly, He Gezi glanced at it casually, and found a name on the screen that he hadn't contacted for several days.
Xia Youjie?Is it him calling?
He Gezi connected smoothly.
"Mosimoxi."
"How are you doing recently, Ms. Washio?"
The voice on the other end of the phone was gentle and clear, and He Gezi's eyelids couldn't help but twitch. Through the radio, this guy's voice really looked more and more like a white-haired murderer with a brain.
"Thanks to Mr. Xiayou, everything is fine. Where is Mr. Xiayou, what have you been up to lately?"
"me?"
There was a sudden pause on the other end of the phone: "I talked to Ms. Washio before I was busy. Speaking of which, has Miss Washio received any feedback from the power of faith recently?"
"The power of faith?" He Gezi was stunned for a moment: "It turns out that those powers were sent by you."
No wonder her strength suddenly rose a bit two days ago.
"It seems to have some effect."
Xia Youjie's tone was much lighter: "I integrated the Panxing Sect, and by the way accepted disciples for Miss Washio, I hope Miss Washio doesn't mind."
"Of course not." Wakako paused: "I should thank Mr. Xia You."
"It's just a small gift, and this is what I should do."
Xia Youjie's tone was very calm: "Speaking of which, is Miss Washio free these days? I would like to ask you to meet."
He Gezi's eyes narrowed subconsciously, and she thought for a while: "Of course, I am looking forward to meeting Mr. Xia You. When will we make an appointment?"
"How about six o'clock tomorrow night, see you at the old place, and have a meal together by the way?"
The old place refers to He Gezi's psychological clinic, where she and Xia Youjie often meet, He Gezi thought for a while, and agreed very readily.
"Okay, see you tomorrow then."
"See you tomorrow."
Xia Youjie said with a smile.
……
After hanging up the phone, He Gezi thought over and over again, thinking about Xia Youjie's real purpose for asking her to meet, but after much deliberation, he only thought of consolidating the alliance relationship.After confirming that the other party was innocent, she breathed a sigh of relief, put the phone back in her pocket, and walked out of the bedroom door.
There was no sound from the next door, and He Gezi was taken aback for a moment, thinking to himself, could it be that the father and son have started a cold war again?
Pushing open the door, he was startled by the scene inside the house.
"boom--"
Wait... She went to the wrong room, this is definitely not the original room.How could it be like this, she opened it again, and it will definitely return to normal this time...
"boom--"
Fu Heihui, what's wrong with you, Fu Heihui?How did you become so ooc? !
……
In the clean and tidy children's room, Fu Heihui, who was wearing a plush doll pajamas, had a bright smile. At this moment, he was kneeling on the bed enthusiastically, pinching the shoulders and back of his old father who looked loveless.
Seeing her coming in, the old father raised his head and looked at her inexplicably: "He Gezi...help him..."
"I know…………"
With a wooden face, Wakako nodded at him very tacitly.
"What are you talking about, Dad."
Hui puffed up her bun face: "I just want to rub your shoulders, don't you like it?"
He Gezi warned Fuheshier with his eyes: If you dare to say that you don't like me, I will throw you out.
"...Hehe, I like it very much."
"As long as you like it, Dad, let's continue.
"..."
……
【afterwards】
"What's wrong with him?"
"...The egg said, this is called image transformation, after the transformation, it will become like an egg."
"Same as that egg? Turn into an egg too?"
"Yes, they all became idiots."
"Don't call me an idiot!"
"Hi, hi =_=..."
……
……
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Friends who have watched Guardian Sweetheart, do you still remember a function called image transformation: D Yes, Hui was transformed by image_(:з」∠)_
Fu Heihui who hatched the egg.
Sure enough, you can give birth to (what)
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