Gentlemen, I like chaos

"Yo, Xuezhisang——here—"

Wu Tiaoxuezhi rubbed his eyes, took a look, and looked again, and finally had to admit that the man in strange clothes not far away, with his hair standing up high like a broom, and his face covered with a black eyepatch, seemed to be doing something shameful and shameful. The handsome young master of the Wutiao family in this shell memory.

... If you want her to say, how many layers of filters did the little girl put on him to beautify such a guy with a face full of indecency into a cold and cold god.

It made her excited all night.

She sighed, her bright eyes narrowed listlessly, returning to their usual dead fish eyes.

'...Speaking of which, the current teachers should still like good girls... that kind. '

She fell into deep thought: "But I don't know any good girls. A weak girl like Miss Wutiao is my Lei..."

'Then let's act happily^^'

Over there Wutiaowu was still scratching his head and posing, no, beckoning to her, Wutiaoxuezhi raised his hand and waved: "Teacher, I saw—"

Then ran over.

"Hello, Teacher Wutiao." Wutiao Xuezhi bowed at 90°.

Gojo Satoru patted her on the shoulder very familiarly: "Yo, it's not the same as in the photo."

Here I want to explain in advance that although the little girl Wujo was packaged by her father and sent to the master's house as a maid, and she was indeed recommended by Gojo Wu to the Tokyo Conjuration College, but the real intersection between her and Wujo Wu is only online, there is no Really met, those hazy memories are many years ago.

Wu Tiaoxuezhi was stunned for a moment, tangled for a while, and said honestly: "The picture has actually been refined."

"Really? Actually, I only took one look."

Gojo Satoru casually said haha, and led her out of the station: "There are four freshmen in your class, besides you, there are two boys and one girl, so don't be nervous. program, just mess around with it.”

"Too bad, would a decent teacher say something like that?"

"What did you say?"

"No, nothing."

Walking through the downtown area, leading the students to turn left and right through secluded alleys one after another, at some point, the scenery in front of them gradually changed.After a while, a quaint campus standing in a deep mountain jungle appeared in front of the two of them.

Not long after entering the campus, I ran into a pink-haired boy in a sports sweater, who looked very energetic, and was talking to a cold-faced handsome guy in black.

The footsteps of Wu Tiaoxuezhi paused.

"Yo, Kei is here, how is your body recovering?" Gojo Satoru extended his hand to say hello.

"It's much better." The cold-faced handsome guy replied honestly.

"Teacher Wutiao, is this our new classmate?"

The pink-haired boy next to him yelled loudly, drawing everyone's attention to Wu Tiao Xuezhi.

Under the eyes of everyone, Wu Tiaoxuezhi's body was a little stiff, and she couldn't help but cast a look of pleading for help to the teacher who was not doing her job properly.

"Haha, that's right. Xuezhi, this is the first-year class I mentioned to you before. The pink-haired one is Yuren-kun, and the other is Hui."

Gojo Satoru turned around and spoke with a smile. "Please introduce yourself to everyone."

"...Hi everyone, my name is Gojo Yukie, and I am from Fujisawa City, Kanagawa Prefecture. Please give me your advice in the future."

"Wu Tiao? Your last name is Wu Tiao too?"

Knotweed asked curiously: "Could it be that you are a relative of Teacher Wutiao?"

Hearing this sentence, Fu Heihui next to him couldn't help but look up.

"No, I'm not a relative of Mr. Wujo."

"Xuezhi is a member of Wutiao Branch, and I am not related to him."

Gojo Satoru clapped his hands with a grin, called back everyone's attention, and announced:

"Okay, Hui and Yuren clean up. I will take Xuezhi to see the principal first. After a while, everyone will gather here to pick up the last classmate."

***

Walking side by side with Wujo Satoru on the road leading to the principal's office, Wujo Xuezhi drooped his shoulders, looking a little dejected.

"Actually, you don't need to be so nervous, the principal is easy to talk to." Gojo Satoru kindly reminded her.

"No, Gojo-sensei, I'm not nervous..."

"But you have the same hands and feet."

"...Ah, ah?!"

Wu Tiaoxuezhi stopped in a hurry, only to realize that he had no hands and feet at all, and was just walking normally.

"Pfft." The unscrupulous teacher held his stomach and laughed loudly: "Xuezhi's reaction is really funny, hahahaha..."

"……teacher."

"Well, what happened?"

"Has anyone ever said that you have a very bad character?"

"Well, this is it."

Gojo Satoru put his hands in his pockets and said casually as he walked, "Of course I do. I'm pretty self-aware of my personality, but other than that, it's perfect... Well, what's your expression?"

Wu Tiaoxuezhi took back the classic jpg of the old man on the subway looking at his phone, and shook his head: "No, there is nothing."

"...I discovered something." Gojo Satoru leaned over: "It's the first time we've met, Xuezhi doesn't seem to be afraid of me at all, they were so nervous when they faced Youruto just now In the seam."

Wu Tiaoxuezhi's expression suddenly became very subtle.

"...Teacher really wants to know?"

"Huh?" Why did I have a bad feeling.

Wutiao Xuezhi took a deep breath: "Because your name is well-known in the magic world, I grew up listening to your bedtime stories since I was a child: Wutiao Wuxie eliminates super-level curse spirits, Wutiao Wu kills evil curse masters instantly, Wutiao Wu Stories like Leaping Over the Weird Madhouse, Gojo Satoru's 50-day battle against Egyptian vampires, Gojo Satoru's 24-day travel around the world, etc., are in my heart..."

"Mr. Wutiao is an existence similar to Harry Potter."

"..."

"So can you give me your to sign, I want to go back and frame it as a legacy for future generations."

"No."

"……Oh."

……

***

The process of meeting the principal was ignored. After receiving the handsome Miss Wild Rose at the station, the group was taken to Roppongi by Mr. Gojo, who claimed to invite everyone to build a team together, an abandoned building near the cemetery that was cursed.

"big liar!"

"Cheat people! You actually deceive foreigners!"

Wild Rose and Knotweed shouted angrily from the side, and the corners of Wu Tiao Xue Zhi's mouth twitched, revealing eyes that see through everything.

There is no such thing as building a luxury shopping group, you guys are still too naive.

After explaining the surrounding situation, Gojo Satoru waved his hand and said very casually: "Yarongwei, Yukie and Yuren, the three of you go and remove the curse in the building... Well, three people, it feels good waste."

He took out a machete-shaped spell tool and handed it to the bewildered Knotweed.

"You can't let Su Nuo out."

……

Outside the abandoned building.

Gojo Satoru played with the weeds that he picked by the side of the road, and sat down lazily: "What do you think of the three people who are in the same class as you?"

"...The knotweed is not very reassuring for the time being. I don't know the other two, so I think it's better for me to keep up..."

"As expected of Kei's answer."

The two sat side by side on the top and bottom of the stone bench, looking from a distance like two brooms, one black and one white.

"Guess how long it will take for them to come out?"

Fu Heihui fell silent.

"possible……"

"boom--"

what sound?

……

"It will really cause trouble for me." Gojo Satoru suddenly held his forehead and said a little funny.

"Did something happen...just now?"

"You asked just now?"

Gojo Satoru's expression was a bit helpless: "You really can't judge by appearances. Before Youruhito and the others made a lot of noise in order to subdue the curse, I didn't expect that Xuezhi downstairs was afraid of ghosts."

"what?"

"Then, she was so scared that she cursed the whole building."

……

…………

In the gloomy and dilapidated building, the thin girl curled up and moved herself closer to the corner.

The low-level magic spirit with a curious shape showed its presence in front of her with its teeth and claws. Her complexion became worse and worse, and she muttered in her mouth incomprehensible thoughts that others could not understand.

"...Although I have to deal with these things since I was a child, I still feel terrible no matter how I look at it. Why is my life so miserable? Not only do I have to be sent to be a maid, but I also have to deal with a group of guys who challenge people's hearts , I'd better die now, I'll die now, don't touch me, don't come here, don't come here..."

"I said it all, I said it all... I said it all, don't come near me!! I'm super afraid of curses!!!!"

She finally let out a roar like a breakdown, swung her fists and slammed heavily at the arrogant low-level curse spirit in front of her, blood splashed on her face, and the girl closed her eyes annoyed.

"It's over, it's over...the clothes are dirty again, why is it so troublesome, it's terrible, so troublesome, so troublesome..."

"Can't you die cleanly where I can't see you!!"

"boom--"

……

"...that's too barbaric, too bloody." Gojo Satoru shook his head in amazement: "Is it actually the type of output with fists? It really doesn't look like it, Xuezhi."

With a loud noise, the abandoned building that had not been repaired for many years made a crumbling sound. At this moment, there was another violent movement upstairs.

"Bang—crack—"

The five snow branches were stunned, and looked up at the shattered wall.

"I say……"

"Is this building..."

"Boom--"

"It's about to collapse..."

……

"I'm sorry everyone! It's all our fault, we shouldn't be too excited, and I'm really sorry for almost hurting everyone by mistake!"

Wutiao Xuezhi and Yuzhang Yuren knelt on the ground and sat down in a frenzy. Wild Qiangwei looked at the two uneasy bastards with her hands on her hips, her eyes were ferocious and distorted.

"I said you two guys are really troublesome!"

"sorry Sorry……"

Gojo Satoru watched the fire from the other side for a while, shook his head, called Yidizhi, and explained to him the accidental collapse of the building during the mission.

"Why did it collapse? Mr. Wujo, what trouble did you encounter?"

"No, no, it's just that the students are not sensible..."

The only person with common sense, Fu Heihui, looked at the rescued hostages beside him... and fell into deep thought.

This school...does normal people really exist?

……

***

It's night, twenty past eight.

After taking the students around Harajuku and eating Tippai Sushi, Gojo Satoru walked slowly behind the crowd, watching the teenagers in front chasing and laughing.

His body is very relaxed, and even his mood at this moment has become extraordinarily leisurely.At this moment, he suddenly noticed a strange place.

The dejected little girl in the group of four suddenly had red eyes at a certain moment just now, but when she looked over again, there was nothing abnormal.

Was she laughing just now?

Gojo Satoru opened his six eyes.At that moment, he saw a layer of blood mist.

Thick blood mist wrapped around the five snow branches, spread outward from the heart, followed like a shadow, secretly occupying the surrounding territories.

Is that... a curse?

Gojo Satoru frowned.