Gentlemen, I like chaos

Chapter 1 Five Snow Branches Want a Peaceful Life

Kanto, Kanagawa Prefecture, Fujisawa City

A dead body was abandoned and thrown near the ruins of the teaching building. It had an ominous aura faintly entwined around it, and the resentment gathered around it was about to form a curse.

The ghost in mid-air changed its posture in the air, and said slowly: "Is this about to change?"

【That's right, if you don't go there, this body will really be useless when the curse spirit is formed. 】

"Hey..." Youhun's face wrinkled, showing some disgust: "But it's so broken, the intestines are leaking out."

【...You just make up for it, this is the last body that fits, if it doesn’t work, you have to choose someone from among the old, weak, sick and disabled. 】

"..."

The ghost reluctantly floated over, stretched out her hand and touched the forehead of the corpse. With her touch, light and soft white light flowed into the body that was undergoing mutation, and the alienation was quickly contained, and then , a tattered wraith floated up.

"Ah, it turned out to be a lovely girl."

Ghost narrowed his eyes in surprise, stretched out his hand to caress Wraith's forehead: "Little girl, be good, you are all dead, so don't be too attached to the unhappiness of life."

"Who are you……"

"Are you asking me?" Youhun looked at the distorted little girl in front of him with a smile, and the force on her forehead became more and more gentle: "I am the one who sent you to the next life, you are already dead. "

"I know……"

"It turns out that there is still sanity."

Ghost looked happier: "Then do you remember how you died?"

As soon as the words fell, the resentment from the corpse soared into the sky, covering everyone present in an instant.

An exasperated cursing sound came from the sea of ​​consciousness: [You said what did you provoke her for? Isn't asking this kind of question just to find trouble? 】

Ghost curled his lips, did not speak, and looked at the wraith in front of him.

"Hey, I'm asking you a question in a very friendly way."

"The attitude of answering questions is too bad, it needs to be corrected."

As she said that, she moved her hand down and grabbed Wraith's neck: "Didn't you learn to answer other people's questions well?"

Wraith screamed sharply, and the corpse on the ground stood up staggeringly. Ghost's expression remained unchanged, and he increased his output. Under the overwhelming persecution, Wraith finally stopped attacking. The corners of her eyes Tears of blood overflowed: "I am... I was killed by a special curse spirit..."

"I don't want...to become a curse spirit too, I...don't want...I don't want to..."

"It won't be anymore."

The ghost interrupted it with the words: "Your soul is free, and there is no need to worry about it from now on."

"free……"

"Yes, freedom."

Wraith Ling muttered to himself, and after a while, he showed a relieved expression.

"thank you for telling me……"

The next moment, the resentful spirit turned into light smoke.

……

…………

"Oh, thank you for what I did."

Ghost sighed.

"I'm here to take your home."

[Very well, she passed away! 】

Hearing this, the phantom, who was still an intellectual just now, rolled his eyes neatly, dragged his body, and stuffed himself into the dilapidated corpse without any energy.The warm white soft light dimly enveloped the small ruins of the teaching area, and then a wonderful thing happened, the deadly sores on the corpse slowly began to repair automatically, and the leaked organs returned to them where it should have been.

The restored girl got up from the ground, patted the dust on her body, and looked at the stains and blood stains all over her body unbearably.

"I urgently need a new one now, ah, ah, it is annoying."

[Calm down... wait, don't take off your clothes!There might be people nearby! 】

The girl raised her eyebrows:

"You already have your body, it's time to pass on the information to me."

……

"Wujo Xuezhi, female, 16 years old, the second daughter of the branch of the Gojo family of the Japanese conjuration circle, because of mediocre talent...wait, is this series of achievements considered mediocre talent? She was packaged and given away by her father and her sister. Gojo Satoru, the young master of the master's house, is serving as a maid..."

"Fortunately, Gojo Satoru discovered Gojo Yukie's desire to continue her studies, so she decided to introduce her to the principal of the Tokyo Metropolitan Conjuration College. As this year's freshman, by the way, this year's high school The first grade teacher is none other than Gojo Satoru."

"Is this the original setting?"

Youhun, no, Wutiao Xuezhi's face showed an eagerness to try: "Hey, what is the mission this time, you don't want me to seduce this Wutiao young master?"

[You have a good idea, how many people want to seduce him but can't even get a straight look. 】

From the other end of the sea of ​​consciousness came the familiar voice of complaining, and Wu Tiaoxuezhi squinted his eyes, continuing to look through the memories in his brain that did not belong to him.

【You wait for me to look for this task. 】

"Hey, hey, then I can change clothes and have a meal first."

Standing up unsteadily from the ground, Wu Tiaoxuezhi tied the damaged coat in a knot and tied it around his waist. While adapting to his body, he swayed and walked outside the teaching area: "I have been eating and waiting to die for so many years, and suddenly I got The physical body is still not used to it..."

As she spoke, she stopped suddenly.

"Hey, did you forget to tell me something before?"

【what? 】

[...Oops, it's a super-level curse spirit! 】

"You're so stupid!" Wu Tiaoxuezhi lowered his voice and gritted his teeth: "I was led astray by you too. I actually forgot that Wu Tiaoxuezhi died in the hands of a super-level curse spirit. This is naturally the territory of a super-level curse spirit!"

【Now what? 】

"What else can I do?"

Looking at the super magic spirit standing tall and dangerous like a small mountain in front of her, the girl showed a resolute expression on her face: "Of course, the mud is for Luda!"

Turn around and run away.

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"Huh...huh..."

Facts have proved that relying on the body of a third-level magician, it is basically impossible to run past the super-level magic spirit.

"I can't run anymore, think of a way, give me a cheat or something..."

[Aren't you an S-class fugitive/criminal, why can't you even escape this? 】

"Your criminal is running a race with ghosts, no, I scolded myself too." The girl stopped, bent down and panted heavily: "Please, I'm a weak woman, and the muscular violent madman who is a fighting expert If it's different, give me a golden finger."

【...If you weren't talking about the super S-rank villain "makeup artist" who blew up the underground prison with nearly a thousand people in Kansai to ashes, I might still believe you. 】

"Don't be shrewd, the super magic spirit is here!"

As soon as the words fell, a rough giant claw as hard as iron armor lifted the five snow branches from the ground.

"I surrender, I surrender!"

Wu Tiaoxuezhi raised both hands high, and said angrily: "Brother Mantra, please do me a favor, I can get out of this shell automatically, don't do it, it hurts too much, I'm afraid of pain."

The super-level curse spirit possessed relative rationality. It lowered its head and stared at Wu Tiaoxuezhi with wide eyes, and a confused expression appeared on its face for a moment: "You are not the same person as before, who are you?"

"I am Gen Urobuchi, the warrior of love... No, I am an ordinary high school girl."

"..."

'Is the cheat loaded? 'Wu Tiao Xue Zhi whispered in his heart.

[Immediately, immediately... Alright!I didn't have time to download the advanced program, so I just set up a summoning system for you, the kind that can rescue soldiers from the original world. There should be some people you know who can fight well, right? 】

'Everyone who can be beaten is dead, shall I summon a bunch of corpses?Corpse talking? '

[That's just right, it's more convenient to summon the dead, and you don't have to worry about the follow-up problems, you can go ahead with confidence, as long as your face is not black, you will definitely be able to draw the SR! 】

'Hey, it's a series. '

Having said that, Wu Tiaoxuezhi still took a deep breath in his heart, and said three times silently "Fighting expert yyds! Please let me summon you!" Then, enduring the pain, he reached out/put his hand into his chest and broke a rib out.

"Hiss...hiss, it hurts so much, what kind of method from the underworld." Tears fell down, Wu Tiaoxuezhi raised his head, and smiled ferociously at the super-level curse spirit with a puzzled expression.

'I'm super afraid of pain, bastard! '

The blood was poured on the ribs, and sprawling flower buds bloomed. The five snow branches turned over and kicked the fingers of the curse spirit, and jumped out of the curse spirit's palm.

The bewitching bone marrow flower grew rapidly, spread and expanded, and finally produced a black fruit. The fruit was still expanding, and a disturbing bloody smell rushed to the nose, and the five snow branches suddenly had a bad feeling.

'Hey, do you really only look at faces when you summon someone? '

[This is generally the case, but if there is a very compatible partner, priority summoning will definitely be carried out. 】

"Hehe." Wu Tiaoxuezhi sneered: "A very compatible partner..."

"Are you making an international joke!"

The plump black fruit burst suddenly, and a snow-white figure rushed out, intertwined with scarlet blood energy all over the sky, and went straight to the curse spirit - the five snow branches next to it.

That pale and beautiful face, snow-white shoulder-length hair, and a childlike innocent and morbid smile.

"あか (red), あか, あか, あか..."

The young man with a snow-white background was talking to himself nervously, the corners of his mouth became wider and wider, and finally, when his eyes focused on the girl, they converged into an incomparably bright smile.

"Aka... ouch!"

"Aside from Aka, can you speak something human!" Wu Tiaoxuezhi reached out and knocked on the head of the person who came, and his brain skipped a beat.

"It hurts..." the young man hugged his head aggrievedly.

【By the way, I forgot to tell you that the summoned people from the other side have no memory, and reappeared in the world in the form of a curse spirit. You must not make a mistake. 】

"Can you have more hindsight?" Wu Tiaoxuezhi took a deep breath.

"……never mind."

"If you can't even kill the super magic spirit, you might as well blow it up into fireworks."

"—Kill him for me, murderer."

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The author has something to say:

Advance collection of "After 5t5 Wears My Badminton", sand sculpture persecution, interested Kangkang!

Recently, I have suffered from a syndrome of "I look like Wujo Satoru in everything"-it started two days ago when my badminton suddenly flew into the sky by itself.

After that, my paper boxes, light bulbs, cauliflower and enoki mushrooms bought from hot pot all turned into Gojo Satoru. In the end, even my dog ​​got tricked. He learned to wear sunglasses, play video games, Talking like a cat, fascinated the wild cats in the next street, and squatted in front of my house all day long.

I can still accept these.

But one day later, I suddenly discovered that my dog ​​left a message to an unknown foreign account on my computer while I was not at home:

[I am Gojo Satoru. Actually, I have traveled through time. I have hundreds of millions of property in Tokyo. Now I urgently need 10 RMB to buy back my handicraft. You can transfer the money to this account: xxxxxxxx. After the event is completed, I will Show you a living person who has changed greatly, so that you can learn a lot. 】

...Wait, why did the money really come?

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cp: Sand sculpture cute flower planter girl × the strongest magician who accidentally broke the dimensional wall.

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