Dressed in a superhero shell to save the world [Comprehensive British and American]

"I feel like I'm in love," Dick murmured during recess, slumped in his chair and looking at the ceiling.

"What?" said the deskmate sitting next to him, "You changed your girlfriend again?"

"I'm not I don't, I'm talking about a man."

"..." The deskmate slowly sat up straight.Then he slowly moved his butt far away.

"It's family love, buddy. You said that two people who meet for the first time and don't speak more than ten sentences, under what circumstances will they contact again?"

"I'm still wondering what you mean by 'family love'... Did you meet a like-minded brother when you went back to your hometown?"

Dick flicked down the pen, he didn't have the nerve to say that he thought he had met a father: "Well, it's about the same."

"That's not easy. Is he older than you or younger than you, oh, is he a senior at work? Then use the name of asking for advice to blow more rainbow farts, and make a few familiar faces. This way you chase your girlfriend I'm not very familiar with it."

Dick hesitated for a while: "But I think he has a general impression of me. When we talk, I'm usually the one who talks... I don't know if it's my illusion, but he was in a bad mood then. I mean, although at the time We are working on a not-so-easy job, and it is normal to feel heavy, but he seems to be the type who is fully prepared and sure to win, and it is impossible for a little trouble to affect his mood. Well-to be honest, I think it is because of me. "

"And he ended up leaving me at the port without even calling for a taxi."

"What?" The tablemate couldn't believe it for a moment, "Is there someone who hates you when they first meet? Who is this?"

"I don't know." The young man said as he gradually became depressed, "I just remembered, I haven't asked his name, I don't know what he looks like, and I don't have any contact information. I can't find anyone. .”

The hand holding the pen at the same table trembled slightly: "I don't even know the name and appearance, so be cautious in online dating, my friend, you don't know whether it's a man or a woman, a human or a dog on the other side of the network cable."

"..." is a bat.And go fucking online dating.

The masked vigilante who concealed his identity sighed and buried his face in his arms.

**

"I still think you should at least send that kid to the station." Alfred brought up this topic for the third time today, when Moses was wrapping himself up and staring at the computer screen in the Batcave, the old butler's words came into his left ear. Out of the right ear, "He must feel that you don't like him now."

"Of course I didn't." Moses turned back and said in shock, "Why would he think so? Poison Ivy is full of venom. I can't let her stay in the same small closed environment as Nightwing."

Alfred glanced at the intertwined old scars on his body calmly: "So you're fine?"

"Batman's uniform is anti-corrosion." Moses didn't care, and his thoughts were briefly brought back to the time when Ivy sent Poison Ivy back to the police station last night.

The woman with strange lines on her body woke up halfway, and was startled when she found herself slumped in the back seat of the Batmobile: "You are so rough on ladies."

"Stop cooperating with clowns." The driver threatened her, "Otherwise it won't be as simple as breaking a few bones next time."

Ivy stared at him for a while without blinking.

"You're a nuisance," she said charmingly, "but for the sake of being more interesting than the others, you can say what you want as long as you don't do anything to my plants."

Moses didn't bother to talk to her. Although Poison Ivy was indeed pretty, she was not as friendly to humans as she was to plants.

But Ivy still persevered in talking to him, and I don't know why this guy lacked tension when his hands were handcuffed and half dead, as if he knew Batman would not kill her: "I heard about you, yesterday You showed up at night and Halle was pissed because her pudding never cared that much about other people."

"She will see me again." Moses said coldly, "As long as you don't stop sinning, I will keep watching you."

"It's horrible," said Poison Ivy, "but it's actually pretty good."

Then there was silence all the way until the gate of the police station.

After seeing Commissioner Gordon, who was covered in scars and looked like he was struggling in the sewer all night, Moses took Poison Ivy by the collar and threw her into the police car: "I'll leave it to you."

"I said you can't be a gentleman, bat?" Poison Ivy lay on the back seat and looked up at him. "By the way, for revenge, I decided to tell you that clowns hate you."

Gordon chimed in: "He hates all normal people."

Poison Ivy says: "The clown thinks 'one bad day can turn everyone into him' and the city will sink with him forever in the mire. Now that you're here, it's disgusting to say that, but people feel that the city There's light coming in at night, isn't it?"

Gordon on the side was startled.

"Plants grow where there is light, and clowns don't like plants." Ivy smiled, "I'm waiting for the day when you fight until you lose both."

She was taken away.

The chief watched the police car go away, turned around and said to Batman, "I've never seen her talk so much at once."

Moses shook his head: "She's right, this is just the beginning."

"...Are you really planning to carry this city on your back?" Gordon finally couldn't help asking, not as a policeman, but as an ordinary person living in this city, "I have worked here for more than a dozen years. In [-], watching her go from gangsters to lunatics, to the end where everyone felt that only nuclear bombs could solve the problem. Although it may shock you to say this, you are only one person."

"I know her better than you think." Batman's voice remained steady, "Trust me, this is not the worst situation."

"Isn't this...?" Gordon repeated mutteringly, he wanted to ask who are you?A crazy person or a thin line of wise men?If that wasn't the worst, what hopeless situation have you ever encountered than living in this quagmire?

In fact, he wants to ask more, the righteous man in this world walks alone, loses his partner, or flies to the flame, or is swallowed by the abyss.Since some people are not blindly confident but have expected it, how can they still have the determination to stand up and walk with hell?

But when he turned around, he found that the big Batman had disappeared.

"..."

Forced to swallow a lot of questions from the throat, this feeling is really angry and funny, and the director's old and bent back can't help but straighten.

**

At the end of the memory, Moses didn't think too much about it. He felt that Director Gordon should be a rare good man, but Gotham, which is full of internal and external troubles, is fighting alone and life is a bit difficult.His daughter Barbara is young and beautiful, but the old father is on the verge of balding under the pressure of work. He looks like three generations when he walks out.

Alfred looked at his expression, and said abruptly: "Although I have always been very grateful for your trust in me, but as the saying goes, understanding is the basis of trust. I don't know anything about your past, and this The castle-like relationship is really scary. Would you like to take the time to explain the ins and outs to me?"

He didn't miss the fleeting embarrassment on the face of the recovered young man.

Moses really didn't know what to say.

He evaded the question of explaining his origin for a long time, because Arkham's troubles have been dragged on until now and he has not been able to solve it.But difficulties have to be faced, and Batman is not one to run away from - fart.

All he wanted now was to pretend he was dumb.

What to say, although he is Bruce Wayne and Batman now, he is actually in a state of amnesia.The only thing Moses knows more than ordinary people is the parallel universe. He knows that in most cases, there should be Bruce Wayne in the world, and Bruce should know some people and develop a relationship with them as friends or relatives or enemies.

Is he going to tell the butler that although we don't know each other in this fucking world, Batman next door and Alfred have been working together for decades?Regardless of whether there is any evidence, the system also refuses to reveal too much to ordinary people.

System: "That will lead to confusion and madness."

In the end, Moses could only adjust his words as much as possible and said selectively: "I come from a very far away place similar to Gotham, and I appear here for some necessary reasons. Don't get too deep into it, Aff, please I believe our goal is to make this city better."

That's not my goal.Alfred thought.Moreover, what is the necessary reason for a talented young man with a bright future to sacrifice his best age to die with a group of criminals?What's more, seeing the scars on Mr. Wayne's body and his abnormal skill, this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened.

Ha, a city similar to Gotham, that's pretty similar.

He felt the resentment and powerlessness of some elders who failed to fulfill their duty of protection, but he still couldn't bear to criticize this young man who obviously didn't want to talk more, so he thoughtfully changed the subject and said: "About the incident that has spread to New York this time." What did you find about the escape of the crocodile man?"