Dressed in a superhero shell to save the world [Comprehensive British and American]

Tony Stark stands in front of the mirror.

In the dim light, the plane mirror faithfully reflected his bloodshot eyes, blue eye bags and haggard face.Manic depression has been the norm in recent months, and both his comrades and Pepper have gradually gotten used to it.People don't understand, but choose to accept, and that's what makes ordinary people extra lovable.

Only he himself can't stand it.

"I hate it when you look at me like this." After wearily throwing this sentence at the person in the mirror, he walked out of the bathroom.The artificial intelligence produced by combining mother box technology in the workshop—he hadn’t had time to name it, and he didn’t even think about whether to let it “live”—said to his maker:

"Sir, a source of danger has been detected within 500 meters. Category: biological. Hazard level: high. It is recommended to evacuate the scene immediately and report to the relevant department."

"Update your database, I am the relevant department."

He ignored the nagging artificial mental retardation, took off the goggles and walked to the French window, staring at the two fighting creatures on the ground in the distance, "Video, zoom in. What the hell is this..." He raised his finger Made a zoom-in gesture on the virtual screen, focusing on Spider-Man, "This guy came out in pajamas? Can't he find a better tailor?"

"Sir." The artificial intelligence said, "According to the restoration of the scene and the analysis of the results, Spider-Man is the one who is on the side of justice."

"It's obvious, the lizard on the right is so ugly that I don't even want to look at it." He crossed his arms and tapped his elbows with his fingers, "Then who is Spider-Man?"

The AI ​​played him videos from the hot topics in New York in recent days.

The super human with red and blue color schemes crosses cross-legged on the viaduct, and the spider web fired from the right hand hangs several robbers with guns together ('Criminal behavior is a test of IQ, robbing a bank may be more difficult than a test Going to college is a little more difficult, why don't you think about it?').

And Spider-Man giving directions to foreign tourists at the corner of the street ('Need me to install Google Maps for you? What? No, ok ok.').

Spider-Man uses spider silk to glue the broken crutches in the hands of the disabled ('It will degrade automatically after two hours, I still recommend you to buy a new one, and change the brand by the way.')

And so on.

iron Man:"……"

He stopped the behavior of artificial intelligence playing four or five videos at the same time. Although his brain can understand it, people can't, at least they shouldn't embarrass their ears: "Stop, I know."

"One more thing, sir." The artificial intelligence who has been watching the old and the young downstairs for a long time said, "The human who left the building just now is more than 80% similar to Spider-Man."

Its maker paused as he walked towards the workbench bored, turned around and glanced out of the window.

"Call out the video of the fire exit in the A45 area."

In the picture, the teenager who has changed his clothes is kneeling on the windowsill on one knee, pulling down the hood and at the same time jumping up deftly and powerfully.His middle finger and ring finger were bent inwards and pressed against the palm of his hand. White spider webs shot out like bullets and stuck to the corners of the building, and then he swung one hand over more than ten meters in the air, defying the laws of physics at [-] degrees. The vertical glass half-squats over another building.

After a few months, Iron Man's thoughts were finally briefly separated from upgrading his armor, researching artificial intelligence and endless anxiety.

"Although the situation is urgent, the vigilance needs to be improved." After critically evaluating, he said to the artificial intelligence, "Next time, throw the sentence 'recommended to evacuate the scene immediately and report to the relevant department' to him."

**

"Hi." Moses lay on the blue glass window reflected by the sky, just as he was used to standing on the ground. The sense of spatial dislocation was very interesting to him, "Are you lost? Want to go north? The geography class taught us to go up north and down south, but it certainly didn't ask you to climb to the top of the building."

The creature with a dark green body like a lizard, with scales attached to its body, and a face with human features that can be vaguely seen turned its head sideways, and its attention was drawn away from the things in the building.

Employees in the building noticed the confrontation outside the windows and began screaming and calling the police to evacuate the scene.To their credit, the weather-beaten people of New York are as well-trained as the people of Gotham, and they don't need to be told to run away without a trace.

"Go away, don't get in the way!"

Ignoring the fleeing people, the reptile's cold vertical eyes stared at him, and the lizard monster's voice was hoarse.

"I've heard of you, Spider-Man. Don't treat me like a street gangster. Before I don't want to do anything, it's still too late to get out."

"Then you're dead wrong," said the young man briskly. "Superheroes don't get a fixed salary. I've always done everything. Big guys like you... are a little rarer. I mean, The average mugger doesn't paint himself green?"

The lizardman was too lazy to listen to him, and his tail twitched without warning.

This monster is like an eagle guarding its cubs, ferocious but not very mobile.His thick hind limbs firmly grasped the glass, and he seemed to have a deep obsession with the things in the building, and he didn't want to leave after he was discovered.

Moses took a look inside and found that the sign on the door plate seemed to be a well-known laboratory, which belonged to Osborne.The current president of this company is Norman Osborn, who is also a rich second generation who inherited the family business. He developed mediocrely when he was young, but in recent years, he has suddenly become popular in China. Mann is also a hidden genius.

"Be careful!" Moses caught the thick animal limb with both hands, and his hind feet carefully touched the glass. He leaned back and almost bent into a bow. Not as strong as I—oh!"

In the middle of the speech, he jumped up on the spot, avoiding the opponent's claws that were slapped angrily.

The sharp nails poked five holes directly in the glass.

"As long as you can kill spiders," said the monster darkly.

"Everyone has the right to express their dreams, and I don't judge them." Spiderman dodged several backflips one after another, happily finding that his opponent had completely attracted his attention, and was even taken to another building. upstairs.He tried to continue talking to interrupt the other party's thoughts, and the spider silk launcher aimed at the nearby TV tower.

Further north is a clearing, just right for a quick fight without disturbing passers-by.

"But you don't look much like a lizard either."

Considering the current popularity of Spider-Man on the Internet and modern people's proficiency in cashing out the popularity, Moses also secretly attached a small camera next to the TV tower, intending to take pictures of Spider-Man fighting the Lizardman. Take it and sell it for a good price-thanks to Superman for bringing inspiration to younger generations.

"Forgive me, but you look a bit like a combination of Jurassic Park, Avatar, and Resident Evil. I won't guess right? Which laboratory did you come from? You look a bit like a crocodile. "

After mentioning the laboratory, the lizardman was finally completely irritated.

He frantically attacked: "Shut up, idiot! I'm a doctor, a scientist, and a professor, but those wastes can have healthy limbs, but I have to endure the pain caused by disabilities. What's the point of researching technology that can regenerate severed limbs?" Wrong?! I am contributing to all mankind, don't compare me with those disgusting lunatics!"

The anger raised the lizard man's speed to another level.

Spider-Man was accidentally grabbed by him, and two huge green claws were wrapped around his chest.If what the lizardman said is true, then he made himself into this appearance in order to cure his disability.Maybe there is something worth learning from his research, but I believe that most people don't want to exchange regeneration ability with turning into a cold-blooded ugly monster.

In addition, similar to the lunatics in Arkham Asylum who are good at transforming themselves, the lizard people now have great strength and agility that surpasses that of humans.

Moses was strangled by his breathlessness (maybe it was a problem with the hood), and was forced to look up, fumbling in his pockets with his fingers trying to find a small electric shock device or other parts-there may not be enough Lethal, but at least scary.But damn it, he seemed to accidentally leave the pockets too small when he was sewing, and it was difficult to reach in at critical moments.

He was more worried that he would tear the uniform with all his strength, and now it had several scratches.

I'm definitely one of the trendiest of superheroes.

Moses thought bitterly.

Because only amateur tailors can guarantee that each of their works is different except for color matching.

"I'm sorry..." he said intermittently, "but I think you can go to Arkham to reserve a, ahem, bed anytime."

The green magic light came suddenly and hit the lizardman's arm accurately, causing him to let go of his arm with a howl of pain.

Moses turned his head and found that the old man on the top of the Stark Building was holding the puffer fish and making a greeting gesture, which meant: You are welcome, it is what the old man should do.

He couldn't help but smiled under the hood, and continued to lead the lizard man towards the open area.

After confirming that his opponent would not be able to return to the crowd in a short time, he stopped and asked seriously: "So did you really make yourself like this? Or was someone forcing you?"

"If it's the latter, maybe we should suspend fighting and think about it. Violence doesn't solve everything."

"You're so naive, Spider-Man, let me teach you a lesson - you should call me Professor. No one forced me, and no one can stop me. I'm just going back and getting what's mine." Lizard low Said loudly, "As long as I can get the potion, I can turn my wife, son, and even all New Yorkers into beings like me. At that time, human beings will enter a new era where there is no need to worry about pain."

"Well, Professor Lizard, anyway, I don't have a chance to take your professional class. But don't you think you should consider other people's feelings? They may not be willing to become like you."

"Really? But you are also a super human." Professor Lizard sneered, "Look at what you did when you had power?" He punched the wall of the ruined construction site, and the slate fragments flew, There was a scratch the size of a fingernail on Spider-Man's mask.

"I used to dream of a world without the weak, Spider-Man."

The monster raised the heavy cement bucket on the ground and grinned grinningly at the opponent who kept retreating.

"Now is the time for my wish to come true."

"Osborne only wants to make money, and capitalists are a bunch of leeches. But as long as I can smuggle out research materials and finished products, people all over the world will thank me! But you want to stand on the opposite side of human evolution?"

"Sounds good, but you don't even give others the chance to choose. Although I don't think that strong and weak can be easily distinguished, your approach is just erasing the meaning of their existence."

"I began to think that you are similar to the villains in Japanese comics. You are full of lies and like to preach. Maybe this is the occupational disease of being a professor? With all due respect, I don't see where you are so strong."

Spider-Man kicked him on the back, kicking Professor Lizard around several times.

"And you are definitely not of sound mind."

"But you can't beat me, Spider-Man." The two have fought until now, but Professor Lizard has always had the upper hand, so he didn't panic, and even smiled, "Like a lizard's tail, even if I cut off a limb, I can defeat you." Regenerate, but you will become more and more tired and weak until you are killed by me."

He pounced like a real beast and grabbed his opponent's neck again.

"It's over." Professor Lizard curled up his fingers.

"I'm afraid you've been focusing on educating me, and haven't had time to pay attention to the surrounding environment."

Spider-Man struggled to get the last words out of his hands.

Then he pressed the silk launcher.

The spider web precisely hit a steel bar on the high-rise of the abandoned factory building.

Before, it was teetering in the shock from the fight, and finally fell overwhelmed by the force, and hit the top of another metal beam lying on the ground among the rubble with a bang.The middle of the metal beam was padded high by stones, and the lower end was between the feet of Professor Lizard. Under the action of leverage, it suddenly tilted up without even making a sound, and with lightning speed——

A fatal blow to Mr. Professor.

At this time, the miserable howling sounded in the open field, which made those who heard it feel sad and those who saw it wept. Iron Man who happened to arrive had his scalp numb, and his sleep-deprived brain was followed by a wild bee.

After finally recovering from the humming, Tony saw Spider-Man crawling out from under the hands of the monster that was foaming at the mouth, squatting halfway on the ground, lifting the opponent's eyelids to check his vital signs, and then with a Sincerely asked: "I'm sorry, I forgot to ask just now. Can your, uh, lower body regenerate in this situation?"