Dressed in a superhero shell to save the world [Comprehensive British and American]

"Evil." Hawkeye made a voice similar to that of Catwoman, "I can't imagine how Batman deals with this thing."

In front of him, the clown was tied up like a caterpillar, twitching every few minutes like a death thrashing.

"Garbage sorting has been done for a long time and you will have experience." Iron Man said, "I was pulled into this collection before I finished my work. Who will give me an explanation, Mr. Fury, the cheerleader?"

Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. said seriously: "I need to write a report."

"……what?"

"Report. To the higher-ups, we have to explain how this all happened." The director held the report sheet in one hand and held the ballpoint pen in one hand without lifting it, "The criminal's confession is important, you know, whether what he said is true Or fake. There will be 'professionals' to help judge."

Iron Man's lips moved slightly.Eagle-eyed, he felt that he probably said a slang term similar to "a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory".

"You are about to become a team, so it's better to get used to the necessary group activities as soon as possible." Fury tapped his pen, "Okay, let's start now. Clown, please cooperate, and we can send you to the hospital as soon as possible."

Black Widow rolled her eyes.

It was obvious that none of them liked or approved of this.

"Huh~ What do you want me to explain?" The clown took a deep breath and said, "The undercover list of S.H.I.E.L.D.? That's quite a lot. My suggestion is to check with those around you."

This statement sounds not only provocative, but also suspected of sowing dissension.But the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. acted with a calmness similar to "I haven't seen anything", and said while writing, "Tell me what you know, everything."

Half an hour later, a few superheroes were either sitting on the sofa playing with their mobile phones, or standing by the windowsill talking in low voices.

To be honest, after such a big loophole broke out in S.H.I.E.L.D., in order to stabilize people's hearts, Fury's practice of writing a report in name and actually confessing the details of the clown's crime in exchange for trust is understandable.Sadly, there is another... innocent person involved, even though the other party may have been prepared for it.These heroes with different personalities happen to lack the curiosity to explore the privacy of others-they and Batman are not close enough to share secrets.

Everyone has secrets, and those that are deliberately hidden often mean pain beyond the limit of self-esteem.There are advantages and disadvantages to confessing or concealing, which must always be decided by the parties themselves.

"Why did you kidnap Harvey Dent?"

After summarizing the unknown list of two A4 papers, Fury finally asked.

Captain America glanced at his companion, interrupted the clown's answer, and asked, "Is this necessary?"

Fury raised his head, and the emotion in the only remaining eye was so calm that it could be called cold: "You can first smooth out the timeline. The Titan potion appeared from September to October. Hydra, the League of Assassins and Gotham The gang's deal was in early November, and it was also during this time that Batman discovered the traces of Hydra and entrusted Dr. Banner to bring us the information."

"Since then, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s analysis of the parallel universe has made significant progress. We can assume that some organizations with opposing positions have also been informed."

The director ignored the weird or disgusted expressions of Chaoying.

"The Joker and Harley Quinn escaped from Arkham in late November and kidnapped Harvey Dent to lead Batman into a trap."

"There was about half a month of free time. Someone came to the clown and promised him a reward that he was interested in, and the goal was the same as the clown - to investigate the Gotham vigilante."

"Have you found it? There is an intelligence officer here. When you saw that photo, you first drew conclusions about the differences in parallel universes based on the energy feedback around the Rubik's Cube in the universe. Then, based on Batman's condition, it may be deduced that things may not have happened yet. If Someone who knows a little more about him, and from his mode of action, may guess that this incident may have happened in the past. This involves the next question, is he dead? How did he survive?"

"The correct way of thinking is to exclude the first two first. Because the third conclusion requires more and wider explanations and is more difficult to prove. But the Joker and his partners directly chose the third: that is, Batman may have died once."

"I see," Tony said. "You mean, they can explain the key point in the third. They know there's a way to raise the dead."

"Yes. Only this can explain the logic of the clown's behavior." Fury remained unchanged in Joker's paradoxical eyes, "Although he is a lunatic, you can't say that his actions lack reason. On this basis, Harvey Dante became bait, why? Because Batman cares about him and Gotham. I went to investigate Dante specially, he is a good man in the universal sense. He insists on the truth and is not afraid of power. This is why he is willing to be in Gotham This place became the reason for prosecutors. After Batman appeared, many media compared them side by side, calling them the light and dark sides of justice.”

"But Batman never got in touch with Dante," Black Widow said.

"He was deliberately avoiding him, such as never moving in places where Dente had appeared, or skipping criminals who were about to stand on Dente's trial platform. When Director Gordon said that the Joker had kidnapped the prosecutor, Batman Didn't even ask his name. If he's a loner who refuses his companions, he's had a good relationship with the police chief from the start. This special treatment may attract opponents in another way, and they will pay attention I put all my strength on Harvey, and I'm afraid I'll find out after that that he may not be as innocent as he seems."

"Too hard is easy to break." Natasha said thoughtfully, "From what you said, he has the potential to become another kind of 'vigilante'."

Ignore the law, abandon the bottom line, and lynch the perpetrator.

Or, in the eyes of most ordinary people, they are just serial killers who satisfy their own desires.

Fury: "We have no way of imagining how Batman and Dante will affect Gotham if they become companions. Before seeing the whole picture, we should not jump to conclusions lightly. But anyway, the 'bait' of the clown It was so successful that they probably got what they wanted."

The clown laughed.

"Look, look, who is trying to speculate on the clown?" He said cheerfully, "Of course, I don't need to contradict you. Now we have agreed that the little bat did die once. So the next question, who put him Resurrected?"

Everyone's eyes fell on him one after another, and for a while, this lunatic seemed to be standing in the center of the stage.

"You think it's you," Fury said.

"Okay!" The clown couldn't move his arms, so he slapped his trouser legs with his palms and made a clap of applause. He wanted to bow, "Thank you for the compliment! Your expectations for the clown are beyond expectations! I will consider it." Find time to do a solo performance at S.H.I.E.L.D.~"

"Why?" Iron Man looked at him incredulously, "You will try to help your enemies? Don't tell me that the purpose of the clown's killing is actually to save the world?"

"This is not help." Captain America suddenly said, "Eternal life or resurrection cannot be free." His eyes fell on a point in the void, as if staring at something that others could not see, "Think about it , I slept for 70 years. My old friends died, my lovers got old, and I had to live alone in strange times, trying to undo my incompatibility with my surroundings - that's still in most people who hear my name , and the S.H.I.E.L.D. came to help at the first time. What about Batman? Who in this world knows him? Who remembers him? Sometimes resurrection cannot be equated with a gift.”

"Bingo!" the clown yelled. "One point for Captain America! Of course I don't know how, I also lost my memory. But don't you think it's funny? 'Bad day'—"

"'You can turn anyone into a clown'." A female voice whose tone is completely different from Natasha's, but equally melodious, broke in. Catwoman leaned against the door frame at some point, and smiled slightly at Captain America who had been tricked by before. , is an apology.When she turned her head to look at the clown, her expression turned into undisguised contempt, "You tried every means to make him become you, but you failed. Go ahead and dream, clown, maybe it will be faster."

Dr. Banner suddenly stood up, his expression hard to hide his joy: "Are you awake? How are Batman and those two children?"

"We had a wonderful Christmas Eve," Catwoman said. "Batman saw ghosts from the past, the company of friends, and strange and familiar visitors in the hallucinations brought about by the high fever. He and the clown walked through Most of Gotham, listening to the stories that have settled in the old legends. In the end, the lunatic in Arkham was smashed into the snow by the cat with a shovel, and Batman buried himself in the grave after the Christmas carol. We passed The door that brought hope was able to wake up from the absurd dream."

People looked at her in bewilderment.

Mystery seems to put a veil on Catwoman, and she looks strangely beautiful at the moment.

"Are you... telling a fairy tale?"

The touch of the double-faced man's file still remains in Catwoman's arms.Facing those friendly eyes, she replied, "Maybe."