Dressed in a superhero shell to save the world [Comprehensive British and American]

One second Moses was fighting the Joker to the death, and the next he found himself sitting in the Batcave.

His forehead twitched, his mind was drowsy, he couldn't suppress the desire to cough, and he had the illusion that his mind had been split in half.It seemed that he had a low-grade fever to a high-grade fever in the blink of an eye. Fortunately, there was no danger around him. Alfred was sorting out the display cabinet next to him, but it was different from Moses' impression. There was a piece of Batman's equipment next to it. An unfamiliar red battle suit, with a yellow letter "R" on a black background painted on the chest.

"...What's the situation?" After two seconds of reaction, Moses asked the system belatedly.

"It's a bit troublesome." The system said, "The cube you came into contact with at the S.H.I.E.L.D. research institute just now is mixed with some energy fragments from parallel universes. I can't say too much about it. You can check it out yourself. Although this The remaining power is not even enough for coordinate positioning, but the clown's attack still activated it, so that a degraded version of subspace was formed by projection. You can understand the current situation as that you are in a parallel world In a virtual copy of things that are modeled on."

"How do I get out? Where's the clown? He's coming too?"

System: "No, what you exist here is only consciousness. The clown is mentally unstable and will be rejected. But the Red Hood and Catwoman may also come in, and they may not be able to figure out what happened. If you want to leave, use a popular In other words, the safest way is to 'clear customs'. Find the place in this space that connects with the outside world, and let your thinking return to reality from the virtual."

Moses stood up reflexively, but was dizzy for a while because of the too fast movement-this is rarely seen in Batman: "I have to find them first. Is there any danger here?"

"It's hard to say, in theory there is no, but if you believe that you are dead in the spiritual world, you might become a vegetable."

This is really bad.

Although anger can't solve any problems, Moses' current emotions are affected by the hormones during the illness, and he can't control them by saying that he can control them.He pressed the keyboard hard, stared at the reflection of the familiar face on the screen, and clenched his teeth while breathing the damp and muddy air.

"I've heard that coughing is one of the most unbearable things, sir." The steward said in a tone similar to Moses' impression, and handed him a glass of warm water, "but it seems that this statement does not hold true for the 'Dark Knight'?"

His voice seemed to turn on a switch. The man grunted and lay down on the workbench with his arms covering his mouth.After a while, he said, "Maybe it's just because of the temperature change and humidity in the bat cave. I'm fine."

"...?" Alfred raised his eyebrows noncommittally, without saying anything.

Moses was anxious to find the Red Hood and Catwoman who didn't know where they were, and worried about the clown outside.It's been a long time since he faced a predicament so unprepared. Facing the similar but unfamiliar butler in front of him, he could only tentatively ask, "What do you think of the person I'm chasing?"

He knows nothing about what happened in the parallel world and can only find clues from other people's answers.Let's hope the answers come in time enough for those innocently affected to leave safely.

**

When the real Alfred arrived at the scene with the second bat machine, the chaos inside the S.H.I.E.L.D. Institute had almost been resolved.

Nightwing didn't wait for the plane to come to a complete stop before he opened the hatch and jumped out. Wonder Woman next to him pulled him with a mantra lasso.Black Widow straightened her messy hair against the strong wind, and waved to Captain America and the others.

"Isn't he coming?" After everyone in the cabin got off the plane, the sound of the engine sounded again, and the air conditioner floated up and turned.The female hero looked back at the driver's cab from a distance, and became a little curious about the identity of the housekeeper who never showed up.

"No." Ye Yi said vaguely, "He is a friend of mine and has nothing to do with this matter. I asked him to help pilot the Batwing."

"Thank him for me." Natasha said, "and the bat machine is really good." I don't know if Iron Man is willing to make such a machine. Although he can fly himself, his teammates can't.

Nightwing smiled briefly.

Then with a straight face, he hurried across the crowd towards the interior of the building.A conversation between several superheroes was faintly heard behind him.

Captain America: "...Another underage?"

"It's said to be the partner of Batman, he called himself-but at least he did borrow the Batmachine. It seems that Captain you met other young people today?"

"Don't mention it." Steve's voice was angry and funny. He recalled the suddenness just now, and after reflection, he thought it was mainly due to his underestimation of the red hood and his ignorance of Catwoman's methods-this lady's usual methods of doing things must be It's not very legitimate, and I don't know how Batman would act with her? "I will never underestimate the children of this era. Two hours ago, he used a little trick to deceive my sight and ran into the building with Catwoman. Fortunately, the bat had already solved the clown, otherwise The consequences are disastrous. Who is this?"

"Wonder Woman, the superhero I met in Gotham." Natasha introduced them, "After solving the Penguin, we stopped at the Iceberg Restaurant for a while, and happened to meet Nightwing who came over from Bludhaven... ..."

"..."

Dick didn't listen any more.He changed from brisk walking to jogging, and then to running with a little urgency, with ominous thoughts that made his heart beat unbalanced since Alfred contacted him in the morning and said that Bruce had lost contact.And when he saw Batman, Red Hood and Catwoman lying side by side, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

"They're fine." Iron Man, who had rushed over a long time ago, had a dignified expression, focused on studying the solution, and said without raising his head, "But I don't recommend that you get too close, or cry on the spot, the air humidity may would affect my observations."

Nightwing: "..."

His mood went up and down, and then he fell into a strange calm state: "What's going on?"

Bruce Banner is watching the Joker from the sidelines.The clown was still awake, he looked half-dead, and no one offered to send him to the emergency room.

"It's complicated. Batman prevented a tragedy that could have killed hundreds of people, but the Joker shot at the Rubik's Cube at the last moment, causing it to become entangled with a tiny unidentified energy body next to it. Consequences That is, as you can see, their current situation can be compared to Schrödinger's cat, half awake, everything is normal except unconscious-oh, sorry, what's abnormal is Batman's body temperature."

"So," Ye Yi didn't want to listen to the physics, he skipped straight to the point, "Why is the clown still awake? How can other people wake up?"

"The clown injected himself with the Titan Potion." It was Banner who spoke, "This liquid greatly strengthened his nerve cells, allowing him to stay awake."

"As for the others," Iron Man answered with a firm tone, "give me some time, and I'll definitely figure out what's going on."

"..."

The clown, who was rarely quiet with his head down, suddenly laughed out loud in the silence.

Banner took half a step back, while Ye Yi said bluntly, "Shut up, I just had breakfast, and your laughter made my stomach a little sick. Who will shut his mouth up?"

"Wait." The clown said with a smile, "Don't you ask me how I got that photo?"

Ye Yi: "What photo?"

"That doesn't matter." Tony said almost at the same time, "It's time for Fury to raise the recruitment standards for S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. They don't pick their men in the trash, do they?"

Joker said, "Did he die once?"

Dick walked up to Batman vigilantly and blocked his body: "What are you going to say?"

"Hey, don't be so nervous, little bird, I haven't even tried to take off his helmet~" The clown watched Banner pick up the rag on the table and tried to stuff it into his mouth, leaning back desperately while immediately He sped up his speech and said, "Don't you want to know the past of the little bat? You don't want to know how he appeared in Gotham without warning? Don't you have any damn curiosity! He knows Gotham, knows I, know you! But what do you know about him?! Nothing!"

Ye Yi's fingertips trembled, and the clown was keenly aware of it. He laughed and twitched on the restraint chair: "Hahahahahaha! This is so sad, it makes people laugh more than the clown's well-designed surprises. You are simply a prank genius , fool everyone, don't you, Batman?"

Dr. Banner couldn't touch the Joker's skin because there was still poison left on it, which gave the lunatic a lot of room to maneuver - the Hulk was almost pissed off by him.Ye Yi felt that the doctor probably wouldn't be able to play games like "Iwanna" or "Hollow Knight" that required patience.He hurried forward to help, but Iron Man grabbed the tape on the table and walked over.

"No one will accuse me of mistreating captives, right? Forget it, it's not bad." He tied a beautiful knot on the back of the Joker's head, "Before Batman wakes up, let's keep him eyelids Downstairs is better."

The room that was arranged as a simple laboratory was once again silent, only the occasional clown's panting of laughter or pain when he was backlashed by the medicine.

Dick sat dreamy on a wooden stool.

In another setting, Tony would complain that he looks like he's sitting outside the ICU.

"You don't need to be so far away, Batman won't turn into a vampire and eat you." In the dead silence, Iron Man had to start up the atmosphere again, the two humans present were not as lively as his artificial intelligence Restless, "If you really want to do something...he has a fever, uh, why don't you get a wet towel?"

This may be all his common sense related to taking care of patients. It would be great if Xiaojiao was here.

Ye Yi stood up suddenly, but refused to take the rag that was thrown on the table and almost came into close contact with the clown's mouth: "Sorry to interrupt you, I still want to know what happened to the photo the clown just said."

Tony buried himself in his research, pretending he didn't hear anything.

Banner: "..." He didn't have Stark's high defense, and he was a little at a loss when facing the young man's gaze, "Don't pay too much attention to it, that photo might be a composite." Although he didn't believe it when he said it.

Nightwing found the answer in the Joker's words and the attitude of the person in front of him: "But it's impossible." He frowned and stepped forward and put his hand on the tip of Batman's nose, trying to test his breath.

"No, wait a minute!" Tony stood up suddenly and wanted to hold him back, but the young man moved faster and was startled by his voice, his toes inadvertently brushed against the black cloak that hung to the ground like a stage curtain.The folds of those clothes have heavy arcs, making it impossible to imagine how the Gotham vigilantes glide in the mid-air of the city at night.

Dick turned his head subconsciously when he heard the voice.The picture in front of me was blurred for a moment, like the windshield of a car being wiped by the windshield wiper on a rainy day.

He blinked vigorously and took a step forward, but was startled——

Bruce Wayne, who was wearing regular clothes, sat in the chair in front of the Batcave screen at some point, bent over and coughed lightly with his fists against his mouth and nose.His cold seemed to be a little more serious than he thought, and there was even cold sweat on his forehead and cheeks.

The melodious Christmas carols came from nowhere in my ears.

who I am?where am I?Ye Yi was at a loss, hesitated for a moment and did not speak until the young man turned his head as if aware of it.

That was Dick's familiar Batman look.

He settled down almost immediately, with a certain conviction that everything can be faced, walked over with brisk steps, and asked, "What's going on, Bruce?"