Love Hime System

It is said that the show of affection is fast, in order to let the two protagonists have a happy life, we specially opened this issue of interviews, and by the way invited a few guests to come and pick up the stories that have to be told.

As a single dog, Xiao Po, I have already prepared torches and gasoline, so why can't I share with such a president? ~>_<~

Although it has been a long time since I have done a talk show, the task assigned by the superior still needs to be completed. Adhering to the idea that a pair can be dismantled is a pair, we specially invited the protagonists Lu Qing and Tang Qianqian of this issue. Welcome! ! !

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Why do I always feel that the applause is so obscene? I must be thinking too much.

"Ahem, welcome to our President Bingshan and her Doubibaitian to enter the arena!!!" Xiao Po, I was very excited to see the calm and elegant President Lu with a ball in his stomach, and the supportive Her foolish master Tang looks like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and the painting styles of the two are definitely not on the same channel.

Master Tang, as a cheerful bastard, silly and sweet, naturally pestered her Bingshan and indifferent CEO Shou, and he smiled affectionately, very proud of himself.

"Director Xiao Po, hello, I'm Tang Qianqian, known as Master Tang, nice to meet you."

"Lu Qing." President Lu is still such an aloof goddess fan, completely different from her family's friendly and kind Master Tang!

Well, since Master Tang is still very polite, I'd better show mercy.

"Okay, the audience is waiting impatiently, let's get to the point!" Looking at the interview script in his hand, Xiao Po, I really don't know what to say. Who wrote this interview script?Can you still have fun?There are also so-called guests, whooping, this is the rhythm of death.

"Master Tang, can you tell me why you fell in love with Mr. Lu?"

Master Tang bowed his head and pondered for three seconds, then held President Lu's palm tightly, and said in a tone of 'what can I ask for in this life', "As a face control and money control, I have no reason not to fall in love with my Lu Boss? My Boss Lu wants to have face, money, and more importantly, to be able to get out of the hall, and to be able to go to the hall——" Master Tang, whose mouth was covered, was still struggling, and was beaten by Mr. Lu... &*…(*

"Quick, cut the ad!"

3 minute later.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, there was a problem with the satellite just now, so the screen was cut off, let's continue now." Xiao Po glanced at the blushing Master Tang, wondering if the pinching just hurt?Poor man, let you show your affection! "Mr. Lu, in the first half of this article, you have always been a high-cold goddess fan. Can you tell me why you are so down-to-earth now?" Thinking about it really hurts, my goddess on the cloud, it's just rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

Lu Qing's complexion changed so unpredictable, Tang Qianqian said, looking innocently at her, "Ever since I ate that bowl of Malatang, I don't know what Gao Leng is." Six yuan, hehe , was actually taken away by six yuan!Cheaper than a cup of milk tea!

"..." Mr. Lu, don't be sad, stand up and masturbate!Next time we eat 20 yuan Malatang! ^_^o~ Work hard!

Master Tang looked at the two people in front of him quite dissatisfied, and couldn't help complaining, "I think that Malatang is really delicious, you can't dislike it just because it is cheap, it's wrong!" As a A good boy who is thrifty and frugal, Master Tang thinks that as long as it is cheap and delicious, it is the best.

Subconsciously ignoring the chattering person next to him, he continued to ask, "Mr. Lu, why did you fall in love with Master Tang? The audience kept expressing that they couldn't accept it!" Such a cabbage was so overwhelmed by pigs!Looking at Master Tang who was pouting next to him, I really couldn't bear to look directly at him.

"Because she opened the door of my closed heart. When I thought I lost the whole world, she told me to live happily." President Lu thought of Tang Qianqian's funny actions, and suddenly She smiled, as if she had returned to the original years, "And with her, I am very happy. Although most of the time I can't laugh or cry, but having her by my side is very warm, fulfilling and satisfying."

Warm, ♀ fulfilling, satisfying ♀——Xiao Po said that I understood it in seconds, as expected of a president, he speaks so artistically.

"If Lan Xinghua's departure is the arrival of night, then Tang Qianqian's arrival is the sunshine."

"She lights up my heart."

Master Tang smiled when he heard that, and hugged her boss Lu's waist without letting go, and kept rubbing her chest to act coquettishly.

Be careful with the baby!

Ouch, my teeth are so sore!Looking at Mr. Lu, who is full of spring breeze and doting on his face, Xiaopo and I are also drunk.

What about the high-cold goddess Fan?What is the feeling of this literary young woman? !

Showing affection in front of me again, really blinded me, a single dog!Xiao Po, I felt the deep malice of the production team.

"Ahem, the interview has reached this point, and we are going to invite our guest today, Queen Wenji!"

Seeing Her Majesty the Queen approaching slowly from behind the scenes, with a look of contempt on the world, what should I do if I really want to kneel and lick? !

"Crack——" Mr. Lu, who had a gentle face just now, turned dark and looked at Wen Ji with a look that wanted to eat her alive, "What is she doing here? Why did you invite her to be a guest?!"

"Mr. Lu, calm down! For the sake of the child!" Master Tang looked at Mr. Lu in embarrassment, and then secretly glanced at Queen Wen who was winking at her. What should I do, I really want to hug her left and right!

"Ahem, Mr. Lu, as the second (third) female in this article, Her Lady Queen will show her face no matter what!"

Xiaopo, how can I say that the production team invited Queen Wen to come because they wanted to see you fight?

"Hey, Lu Bingshan, shouldn't you learn how to breastfeed your baby at home? Tsk tsk, look, after you're pregnant, even your figure is out of shape!" Queen Wen looked at Lu Qing, who was smoking from seven orifices, with distressed and distressed eyes. "Tangtang, do you still feel it when you touch it?"

With that mocking look on his face, you really should be put together, and you will be torn apart.

Master Tang only felt that the flesh on his arm was twisted so painfully, and looked at Wen Ji with a sad face.

Your Lady Queen, can't you give me a way out?Did you agree to be each other's little angels?

"The adulterer-erotic-woman!" Mr. Lu gritted his teeth, as the main palace, she felt bad when she saw this vixen.

Queen Wen didn't think there was anything wrong with these four words, anyway, she was happy if she could make Lu Qing angry enough.

"Cough cough, Your Lady Queen, can you tell us about the young (xiang) onion (ai) year-old (xiang) month (sha) between you and Mr. Lu?"

"The running figure in the sunset is our lost youth." Pretentiously profound.

"..." Lu Qing("▔□▔)/

"..." Tang Qianqian (⊙_⊙)

"Loved, hated, lost, understood, woke up, understood."

It must be the wrong way for me to open it!Why do I understand every word, but I can't understand the combination of tmd?Xiaopo 45°∠looks at the sky, so sad.

The amount of information is huge!Did I discover something?

"Okay, let's change the subject. Is Her Ladyship really interested in Master Tang?"

The audience said that a pig butting two cabbages is unbearable!

Wen Ji glanced at the dark-faced Lu Qing naturally, and then said with a smile, "The lethality of a hero saving the beauty is always huge, even I can't escape it."

Hey, can you tell Mr. Lu?What if I want to be crooked!

"Hehe, what do President Lu and Queen Wen think of Lan Xinghua as his predecessor?"

"She is not my ex, but Lu Bingshan's ex, please don't distort the facts." Queen Wen smiled brightly, but gave off a very dark feeling.very scary!

"Eh, what do you think of Lan Xinghua, Queen Wen? And Mr. Lu, she is your ex. What do you think?"

"No need to mention it twice, thank you."

Lu Qing's face became darker and darker.

"It's just my sister-in-law, my brother's woman, neither like nor dislike."

You replied with a duplicity, what are you trying to do with that 'I can't keep this girl' expression on your face?

"It's her choice, as long as she's happy."

The implication is that it's none of my business!

"Master Tang, don't you have anything to say?" Isn't it, you can't tear it up like this?

"Hey, what am I going to say?" Tang Qianqian was puzzled.

"What do you think of your former rival in love? How do you say, she made you two, ahem, the angel once felt pain for her, and almost, ahem, reincarnation, you have nothing to say?"

Tang Qianqian was silent for three seconds, "I'm very glad that she was straightened, otherwise I wouldn't be able to crooked! So, the suffering in the past was to meet me to set off my beauty, and I am still very grateful to her! The main thing is that she hasn't eaten anyone after being crooked for so long, she deserves to be straightened!"

Mr. Lu stared at the sky in embarrassment and remained silent.

And Queen Wen, who also flashed a hint of embarrassment, looked down at the scenery.

I always feel like I've discovered something—

"Okay, the show is coming to an end, we—"

"Wait, I have something to say!"

A calm and dignified woman suddenly stood up in the auditorium, but her words and deeds did not match this face.

"Lan Xinghua?" President Lu and Queen Wen said at the same time.

"As the biggest villain in this article, your program group actually didn't invite me. Do you still want ratings?" Lan Xinghua stood in the auditorium, exuding an aura of 'you are not my opponent', coldly Looking at Tang Qianqian who was staring wide-eyed, "Tang Qianqian, I didn't fight you because I was pregnant before. Now that I have a baby, I will kill you every minute!"

Master Tang frowned, "Boss Lu, is she trying to make you a mother?"

Lu Qing's face was almost as dark as the bottom of the pot.

"Come on, get her out quickly! This is the rhythm of spoilers!"

He couldn't help wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, almost forgetting about this crazy woman.

"Hmph, you don't need to fork, I'll go by myself! I came here today to tell you that it's time for me to show my face!"

Swinging back those who wanted to grab her, she said with her head held high.

As the biggest boss behind the scenes, she can't be a villain because she is pregnant. Is this still a qualified good villain?

"Damn, you still want to clean up!"

"Hey, can you still wash it white?" Lan Xinghua had already broken his jar in order to show his face.

"Fork out! Fork out!"

It seems that our program team has to strengthen security measures, anyone can come in!What about my personal safety in the future?

"Let go of me—you haven't told me yet, can you clean it up!"

Looking at the person who was crossed out, I feel refreshed.

"Ahem, that was an accident just now, and now we are coming to an end. If God can grant you one wish, please summarize it in eight words."

Silence for five seconds, "Hold your hand and grow old with you."

Mrs. Lu, the young girl of literature and art, is here again.

There was silence for eight seconds, "My fair lady, a gentleman is so sweet."

Queen Wen, who means that the formation should not be chaotic.It's just that this is so good, who is it?

Silence for ten seconds, "Beautiful wife and concubine, hug left and right."

Then Master Tang was beaten to death on the spot by the two goddesses.

Pump!!(￣e(#￣)☆╰╮(￣dish￣///)

Pump!!(╬￣dish￣)＝○(￣#)3￣)

Hiss, domestic violence! ! !

Xiaopo, I silently hid the torches and gasoline, and it is also a full effort to spend my life picking up girls!

Like Master Tang!

"Okay, that's all for today's show, see you next time!"

The scene just now must be cut out, river crab society, we must reject violence!

But why do you feel so happy?

Quick, kill her!