Give the prince a green hat [Transmigration Book]

As the saying goes, if flies don't bite seamless eggs, it's impossible for the original partner not to find a prostitute who seduces her husband.The business of the brothel is doing well, and correspondingly, a group of enemies will be found—that is, the wives of those men who are full and have families who come to the brothel to have a fling.According to the past, when the original wife comes to the brothel, she must be crying, making noise, and tearing it down. Anyway, it's not too late if you don't make a mess of you.

However, those above are ordinary bustards and ordinary brothels, is Liu Suantong an ordinary person?Of course not, she has her own way of dealing with the original wife.

On this day, Miss Liu Suantong was missing her little beauty in the boudoir, Yin Yingying opened the door and came in, and said in a panic: "Sister Liu, it's not good, Mrs. Li is here."

Liu Suantong didn't raise his head: "Who is this person?"

"It's Mrs. Li's wife who spent the most money here last month!"

"It turned out to be her," Liu Suantong suddenly realized, and said to Yin Yingying again, "Go and take out the things I told you to prepare, and I will go downstairs to meet her in person."

At this time, there was a majestic woman standing downstairs, with her hands on her hips, shouting at the top of her voice, "Hmph! Shameless thing, let your lady boss get out!"

"I don't know that Mrs. Li is coming, so I am far away from welcoming you."

As soon as Mrs. Li turned her head, she saw a graceful woman coming down the stairs. Mrs. Li had heard of it from outside. The one with the most outstanding appearance and the flattest breasts in this brothel was Zhenxiang, the proprietress of this brothel. .So Mrs. Li immediately recognized who Liu Suantong was, pointed at her nose and cursed: "Okay, it turns out that you are the shameless thing who tricked these little vixens into seducing our husband!"

"Sister Liu!" Seeing Liu Suantong coming, all the girls stood beside her,

"Mrs. Li's words are wrong. How could it be our girl who seduced your husband? Your husband wanted to come here." Liu Suantong walked towards Mrs. Li with a fan in one hand. It has the meaning of a woman in a TV drama who is idle all day long and holds a fan.

"Okay, you still dare to talk back to my old lady, look, I'm not skinning you today!" Mrs. Li said, she stretched out her palm to slap Liu Suantong across the face.

Liu Suantong narrowed his eyes, and grabbed Mrs. Li's arm. Mrs. Li didn't expect Liu Suantong to resist, not only blocked her slap, but also grabbed her arm tightly, making her unable to move.

"You little hoof, you still haven't let go of my old lady!"

Liu Suantong raised his eyebrows, let go of his hand, and then said to Mrs. Li: "Mrs. Li, do you know why Mr. Li came to our brothel?"

Mrs. Li held her aching wrist, and said angrily, "Didn't you seduce me?"

"Well, even if I seduced you, do you know why Mr. Li was seduced by us?"

"This..." Mrs. Li took a look at them, and wondered if you are well-dressed and good at singing and dancing, but of course she would not say that, it would be too embarrassing.

Liu Suantong also guessed what she was thinking, clapped her hands, and said, "Yingying, bring me the screwdriver I asked you to prepare."

Then, Mrs. Li saw a pretty and lovely girl in a pink shirt pushing a small cart, parked the cart between Liu Suantong and Mrs. Li, and the little girl walked up to Liu Suan. Behind Tong.

Mrs. Li looked at the pile of bottles and cans on the cart, and asked, "What are these?"

Liu Suantong said: "This is the secret of our beauty."

"what?"

Liu Suantong picked up a long bottle that looked like a wine jug from the cart, and said, "This bottle is a toner that our brothel secretly made."

"What the hell!" Mrs. Li stared at Liu Suantong with wide eyes, but she had never heard of this thing.

"Toning, skin, water. It is made of pure natural plants, fruits, medicinal materials, and morning dew, without any additives, preservatives, and fluorescent agents. It has the effects of moisturizing, oil control, skin tightening, and shrinking pores! "

"Pores? What are pores?!"

"It's just the pores on the human face. People usually sweat and oil through these pores. Women tend to have enlarged pores when they reach a certain age. Once the pores become enlarged, people's skin will look obvious again. Old, dull, and easy to get oily. Alas, Mrs. Li, your pores are a bit big." Liu Suantong handed a mirror to Mrs. Li when she said this.

"Ah? Really?" Mrs. Li took Liu Suantong's mirror, looked at her face again and again, and said, "Oh, what can I do!"

"Of course we have to use the toner made by our brothel! After our girl uses it, her face is no longer oily, and her pores are much smaller! Moreover, our toner has a fragrance, which can be used on the face Keep it for a long time." Liu Suantong opened the bottle cap and poured some toner into his palm, after Mrs. Li smelled it, she was very pleasantly surprised.

"Great! How much is it? I want a bottle!"

"Don't worry, Mrs. Li, we have others." After Liu Suantong said, he took out another bottle, "This is our secret moisturizing lotion. The texture is refreshing, delicate and easy to absorb. Use it with the toner just now, the moisturizing and oil-controlling power will be doubled, and it will make your face look hydrated and look back!"

Mrs. Li was in a good mood, she had long forgotten what she was here for, and said boldly with her hands on her waist, "Great! I want it too!"

"Don't worry, we still have something." After finishing speaking, Liu Suantong took out another small bottle. This one is different from the previous two bottles. This bottle is just a small one. After opening it, the inside is golden yellow. paste.

Mrs. Li looked at the thing and was very puzzled, asking: "What is this?"

"This one is called eye cream. It is added with plant essence, high penetration, high moisturizing, and has the effect of reducing dark circles and bags under the eyes!"

"Then what are dark circles?"

"It's the dark circles under your eyes, ah, Mrs. Li's dark circles seem a little serious."

Mrs. Li took a look in the mirror, and sure enough, there was a circle of bruises under her eyes, so she said decisively, "I want it too!"

Liu Suantong happily took out the new skin care products from the cart, and said, "Okay, these are a total of one or two taels of silver, but since Mrs. Li is coming back for the first time, let's give Mrs. Li a discount, as long as For an extra penny, you can exchange for a lipstick of your choice.”

After hearing the new words, Mrs. Li asked suspiciously: "What is lipstick?"

"That's it!" Liu Suantong took out another thing that looked like a small bamboo joint, and she saw that she pulled it lightly on the small bamboo joint, and the bamboo joint was divided into two parts. Only then did Mrs. Li realize that it was a small bamboo joint. A small bamboo joint is wrapped with a smaller bamboo joint.Then, Liu Suantong pinched the upper end of the bamboo joint, and spun it around the lower end again, and a section of red stuff came out.

"Interesting, this is interesting!" Mrs. Li couldn't help applauding, "What's this about?"

"It's for putting on the lips. The rouge we usually put on our lips is good-looking, but it's too troublesome to use. With this, when Madam wants to put it on, just swipe it on the mouth. You don’t need a special brush for your dirty hands.” After that, Liu Suantong wiped it for Mrs. Li herself, and it was a very beautiful red.

"Great! I want it all!"

Mrs. Li happily bought a bunch of skin care products and went home. When she got home, she tried them out, hehe, they were pretty good, so she told her good sister about it.The good sister told the good sister of the good sister about it, and the rumors spread, saying that the brothel owner has a lot of skills, and he has freed up a bunch of things that can make people beautiful .

From then on, not only men but also many women patronized brothels.Men come to have fun, women come to look beautiful, and in the end, women spend the most money here, and they buy a lot of them.

Liu Suantong sells the best lipstick that is easy to carry and use, and easy to color; the second is a novelty called eye shadow, which is said to make the eyes look bigger when applied on the eyes; Then there is the latest moisturizing spray, which Liu Suantong combined the moisturizing water with the shower in the garden, and poured it out for three days and three nights. It is more convenient than toner, so it is more popular .

Liu Suantong looked at the white money in his account and thought: If one day, I return to the original world, I will quit my damn job as an editor and sell cosmetics and skin care products instead.

Who would have thought of selling these gadgets in ancient times?Who would have thought?Just ask you who can think of it?The old lady is simply a genius!

When Liu Suantong, the genius old bustard, was complacent, Yin Yingying came to spread the word again.

"Sister Liu, we have another visitor, and they say they want to buy cosmetics."

"Come as soon as you come, can't it be enough to ask Chuntao and the others to receive them?" Liu Suantong waved her hand casually. As a person who is too lazy to die, she went to receive the guests by herself at first, but then she let go. After telling the girls the sales pitch, he stayed in the house by himself.

"But... this person's identity is a bit special, it's better for you to meet him in person."

"Special? What could be special? Could it be that the empress is here?" Joke, there is no such thing as a queen in "The Overbearing Prince's Little Wife", okay?

"No, it's Mrs. Wang who is here."

Liu Suantong: Dumbfounded.ipg

Yin Yingying blinked: "Sister Liu, why are you so shocked again?"

"No, it's nothing." Liu Suantong took a sip of tea, let his color return to his original appearance, and said to Yin Yingying, "You go down first, I'll come down when I'm ready."

The author has something to say:

In fact, at the beginning, I planned to write less about the heroine selling cosmetics, but I didn’t expect to write too much as soon as I wrote it hahahahahahahaha