Give the prince a green hat [Transmigration Book]

Something is wrong with Yang Huaji recently.

This matter has to start three days ago.

On a certain day, month, day, Yang Huaji found that his wife, An Shui, was not at home again, thinking that he probably went to find Liu Suantong.Yang Hua was so angry that he told you not to go to that woman, but to go to that woman, his grandma's.

Yang Huaji thought again, these two people have known each other for so many days, no matter how stingy Liu Suantong is, he will definitely give Anshui some gadgets, so he sneaked to the place where Anshui puts things on a daily basis In the small room, I wanted to see if there was anything.

Flipping through it, he found a book. The packaging was not very good, but it looked like a new book, and the owner of the book must have read it many times.

On the cover of the book, there are a few aggressive characters "Prince Tsundere, Pretty Bodyguard", author: Zhu Zhu.

He had never seen or heard of this book.Originally, Yang Huajiu was not interested in such an ordinary book, and even if he saw it, he would mostly leave it aside, but the title of this book made him inexplicably have an ominous premonition.

Yang Huaji frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

So he opened the book and started from the first page.

The content is as follows:

[——For the harmonious development of a socialist society, unhealthy content must be mosaic——]

[——For the harmonious development of a socialist society, unhealthy content must be mosaic——]

[——For the harmonious development of a socialist society, unhealthy content must be mosaic——]

……

Two hours later, Yang Huaji came out of the room, and happened to bump into the person in charge of the palace.

The manager took a look at Yang Huaji, and asked in surprise: "My lord, what's wrong with your face? Why is it so red?"

Yang Huaji shook his head, pretending to be calm and said: "It's nothing, me, I'll go to the yard for a while."

I don't know if I don't go, I'm startled when I go, Xiao Suan, his guard who has been with him for many years, is in the backyard right now.

When Yang Huaji saw him, his legs went limp.

In fact, I don’t blame him. In the book he read just now, there are only two men in total, and these two men are doing the upside-down incident almost the entire book, and these two men , one called 'calcium oxide', one called 'nitric acid'.Although Yang Huaji didn't know what these two names were, he knew at the first sight that they were changed from his and Xiao Suan's names.

In that book, Calcium Oxide and Xiao Suan had done countless [beep——] things. At this time, seeing Xiao Suan himself unexpectedly, can you not feel guilty?

However, guilty conscience is a guilty conscience, no matter how guilty he is, he is still the prince Yang Huaji, the person who is so easily influenced by a small yellow article?of course not!

So Yang Huaji walked over with a calm expression, but his eyes kept looking elsewhere, just not staying on Xiao Suan.

I'm a prince, I'm the worst, would I be afraid of a little obscenity?Will you be afraid to face Xiao Suan?Ah!Who is Lao Tzu?I am...

Then, the prince Yang Huaji, who was walking and looking at the sky, stepped on the banana peel on the ground and fell to the ground in a way with his feet in the air.

oh!my ass - hurts -

Before Yang Huaji had time to feel how painful his butt was being thrown, he felt that the sunlight on his body was blocked.Immediately afterwards, Xiao Suan appeared in front of him, bent down, and stretched out his hand towards him.

It's still that iceberg face that hasn't changed for thousands of years, or that quiet personality, but why does this Xiao Suan look more pleasing to the eye today than usual?

And this waist, why does this waist look so good?Obviously very thin, but it seems very strong.

Yang Huaji's mind flashed a fragment from the article he just read:

[——For the harmonious development of a socialist society, unhealthy content must be mosaic——]

Yang Huaji's face was much redder than before, he shook his head, cursed himself secretly, and then opened the hand that Xiao Suan extended.

"Go away, I don't need your help."

Xiao Suan was stunned for a moment, then withdrew his hand, straightened up, and said, "Yes."

Yang Hua stood up angrily, kicked the banana peel on the ground, and asked, "Who threw the banana peel here?"

Xiao Suan then replied, "It's Liu Huaqing who answered my lord's words."

"This guy." Yang Huaji glanced at Xiao Suan, and angrily went to settle accounts with Liu Hua.

From then on, Yang Huaji couldn't look at Xiao Suan directly.

However, he said he couldn't look directly at him, but his gaze was always on Xiao Suan's body.No matter how you say it, Xiao Suan's personal qualifications are good, his face is very handsome, he is tall, with a good figure, and he is two years younger than him.If it weren't for Xiao Suan's stern face all day long, there would probably be quite a lot of girls chasing after him.

And in recent days, Yang Huaji can always think of the bits and pieces when he and Xiao Suan were together in the past. Speaking of which, Xiao Suan has been by his side for more than ten years, and he went through life and death with him, and accompanied him. Many things, so far have not married a wife.

Xiao Suan was practicing kung fu with his upper body bare in the martial arts field, Yang Huaji didn't know what was going on, and ran to the side to watch him practice kung fu like a ghost.

Xiao Suan's figure looks very thin when he wears clothes on weekdays, but he looks quite impressive when he takes them off, those pectoral muscles, those abdominal muscles, that mermaid line, tsk tsk tsk...

Looking at it, Yang Huaji thought that once in the past, he brought a few guards up the mountain, but he was accidentally bitten by a snake, and it was bitten on his shoulder.

That snake was a poisonous snake, but at that time they didn't bring a doctor, just when his idiot subordinates were in a mess, Xiao Suan rushed up and sucked his poison without thinking.

If I remember correctly, Xiao Suan seemed to have torn his clothes in a hurry?

I didn't think much about it at that time, ever since I read that damn little pornographic article, a bunch of miscellaneous things always popped up in Yang Huaji's mind.So much so that one night he accidentally had a dream of this and that, and had to change his pants after waking up.

"My lord."

It was only when Xiao Suan's voice rang in his ears that Yang Huaji realized that he had unknowingly become dazed, and Xiao Suan, who was still practicing martial arts shirtless on the training ground a moment ago, had already put on his clothes and stood beside him. around.

Xiao Suan's sudden appearance made Yang Huaji startled, and almost fell to the ground: "Fuck, why are you walking silently?"

Xiao Suan: "This subordinate sees that the prince is concentrating on his thoughts, so he dare not disturb him."

Yang Huaji: "Then what did you ask me to do?"

Xiao Suan: "This subordinate sees that the prince's face is flushed, it is really suspicious. I called the prince to confirm whether the prince has heat stroke."

Yang Huaji: "..."

Xiao Suan saw that Yang Huaji had stopped talking, but his face was redder than before. He thought he was really uncomfortable, so he wanted to reach out his hand to touch his forehead, but his hand hadn't touched Yang Huaji's. His forehead was suddenly opened by him.

"Go away, don't touch me."

Xiao Suan glanced at his hand in a daze, and there was a red mark on the tiger's mouth that was photographed by Yang Huaji just now.After thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was a bit outrageous for him to touch Yang Huaji without his consent, so he saluted Yang Huaji: "This subordinate is rude, please punish him."

However, after hearing this, Yang Huaji did not calm down, on the contrary, he became even more angry, and scolded Xiao Suan: "You idiot!"

Xiao Suan: [_].

Yang Hua ran out fumingly, and happened to bump into a troupe performing on the street.Yang Huagai had no place to go anyway, so he ran to join in the fun, but he saw that the two people on the stage seemed to be performing a love scene of affection and love, but the actors were two young students.

Now Yang Huaji was a little confused, so he called a woman who was watching a play next to her and asked, "What kind of play is this lined up for? Why are there two young students singing there?"

The woman didn't recognize Yang Huajiu, she said with a smile: "Master, you don't understand this, women nowadays like to watch these men love each other."

"Yes, yes, I also bought a book, and it was written so beautifully~" said a woman next to her.

The woman who was talking to Yang Huaji first looked at the man again and asked, "Which book is which?"

The woman said: "Of course it is the best-selling "Tsundere Prince and Pretty Bodyguard" at the moment."

After all, she also took out a book from her clothes. It was the book that he found in Anshui room that day, which made him think about it all day long.

The moment he saw that book, Yang Huaji's head exploded with a bang.