Give the prince a green hat [Transmigration Book]

"Mr. Zhu, I have a newcomer writer here, and I will leave it to you first. This is her work. Remember to check it out."

Director Tiao Wharf said this after handing over a stack of manuscripts to Zhu Zhu.

Holding the heavy stack of manuscripts, thousands of thoughts flashed through Zhu Zhu's heart, and those thousands of thoughts seemed to be woven with knitting needles through needles and threads to make a shining hat and put it on her head.

I finally welcome the author who walked through the back door!

Zhu Zhu, editor of Lu Ding Ding Publishing House, female, with a sexual face, welcomed the first writer who went through the back door in her life at the age of 26.

Zhu Zhu hugged the stack of manuscripts, put his toes on his toes, imagined that he was walking on the stage, walked back to his seat with a very pretending attitude, and then opened the first page of the stack of manuscripts.

Pen name: fried rice is really fragrant.

Is this Wang × Ze? ? ?

No matter, there are always some people who like weird pseudonyms, let's read on.

two hours later.

"What kind of sand sculpture is this? It can't be repaired!" Zhu Zhu slammed the manuscript to the ground under the attention of all the editors.

Zhu Zhu dares to vouch for his own personality, this is a Lei Wen full of flaws all over his body.

First of all, it's the literary title "The Overbearing Prince's Little Wife", which era's Mary Su's literary name is this damn, I'm bullying your grandma's legs.

Secondly, the names of these characters, female lead: An Shui (ammonia water), male lead: Yang Huaji (calcium oxide), female lead: Liu Suantong (copper sulfate).Did the author become a chemistry teacher or was he tortured too much by chemistry class when he was in school?By the way, isn't this guy really Wang Xze?

Furthermore, this is the plot where the three views are so wrong: the heroine An Shui was originally an ordinary drug seller. After her parents died, An Shui, who had nothing to do, was forced to enter the prince's mansion as a maid. Two, that is, Liu Suantong, the prince's wife, as a maid.However, one day, the heroine Yang Huaji saw An Shui, and found that the woman had a shy appearance and a clean heart. She was such a delicate and lovely girl, so she got together with An Shui.Liu Suantong, as the wife of the main palace, was very angry and told the prince not to mess around, but the prince did not listen.

So Liu Suantong was very angry, thinking that I was so kind to you both, but you betrayed me, so he began to torture An Shui. (The content of the torment is even more sandy, probably pouring all the uneaten food into the mud in front of An Shui, throwing away An Shui's jewelry, makeup, etc.) The frugal An Shui thought: No, how can you do this !The silly prince thought to himself: No, how could you treat her like this?Then he divorced Liu Tong and married An Shui and went home.

In the end, Liu Suantong was sold to a brothel, and An Shui and the prince lived happily together, and the whole drama ended.

There are also many small gaps, such as countless typos and wrong sentences that appear from time to time, and some messy names.

In fact, at the beginning, Zhu Zhu only thought it was Mary Suwen. When he saw the middle, Zhu Zhu thought it was a sand sculpture Mary Suwen. At the end, Zhu Zhu understood that this was a sand sculpture Mary Suwen without three views.

So why is it this kind of plot where the original partner above the mistress gets out?Do you really think you are Aunt × Yao?

Zhu Zhu was very angry, feeling that his IQ in the past 26 years had been wasted on this article, so he decided to have a drink to calm down.

So she walked to the beverage machine, drank a bottle of Fat House Happy Water, and immediately felt refreshed.

The refreshed Zhu Zhu walked back in an extremely pretentious way of walking again, humming a little song in his head.

We common people, we are so happy today~

Then, she stepped on the manuscript she had just slapped on the ground, slid forward, and fell to the ground in a 360-degree rotation on the spot.

Then she passed out.

"Cut! The heroine, kill! Let's give out boxed lunches, hey."

"Lunch box? What do you have today?"

"There are chicken legs, it's a big thief!"

"That one over there, you didn't take a good picture today, go eat at the same table with Liang Feifei!"

"My mother is not dead yet!"

Zhu Zhu opened his eyes suddenly, only to realize that he had just had a dream, dreaming that he was dead, and then some people with cameras and headlights ran out out of nowhere, and these guys faced him who was lying on the ground It clicked for a long time, and then started to distribute lunch?

She was so scared that she thought she was filming a TV series.

Wait, why is there something wrong with the scene in front of you?

She clearly remembered that she fell in the office of Lu Ding Ding Publishing House. Even if someone found her and sent her to the infirmary, she should be lying on the hospital bed instead of...

Can anyone tell her where this horse came from?

Can anyone tell her where this antique-looking gate came from?

Who can tell her where this little brother who looks sexual/indifferent in ancient costumes comes from?Oh my god, he's a little handsome...

Afterwards, Zhu Zhu noticed that beside him was not only this rather sexual/indifferent little brother, but also a constipated but handsome little brother.Both of them were wearing ancient costumes, and the clothes of the constipated little brother looked very expensive at first glance, probably costing the director a lot of money.

Wait, I'm not really filming, am I?

Zhu Zhu stood up from the ground and began to look around, strange?Where is the photographer?What about the gaffer?Where is the director?Shouldn't these guys all be around?

Then, she heard the constipated handsome guy ask her, "What are you doing?"

"I'm looking for someone."

"Looking for someone? Hmph," the man sneered, and looked at Zhu Zhu with the eyes of an ant, "You don't think someone is going to save you, do you?"

"No, it's not, I just..." Wait a minute?Why is this line so familiar?

The man didn't notice Zhu Zhu's strange expression, he looked at the handsome guy with a sexual/indifferent face, and said, "Ah Xiao, take her to that place."

After hearing this, the sexual/indifferent little brother bowed to the man and said respectfully, "Yes, my lord."

A Xiao?Prince?

The sex/cold little brother said to Zhu Zhu again: "Madam, please get on the sedan chair."

lady? ? ?

The handsome guy with a constipated face said, "Hmph, how many times have I told you that she is no longer my wife!"

what the hell? ? ?

"Yes, then invite Miss Liu to get on the sedan chair."

Miss Liu? ? ?

An ominous premonition suddenly rose in Zhu Zhu's heart, so she smirked and asked the sexual/indifferent little brother: "Well, what's your name?"

The sex/cold little brother gave her a strange look, and replied, "I'm Xiao Suan."

Xiao Suan (nitric acid), the bodyguard of the protagonist Yang Huaji in "The Overbearing Prince's Little Wife".

So, that prince over there is Yang Huaji?

I am called Miss Liu, so I am the vicious second girl Liu Suantong?

How the hell did I time travel to "The Overbearing Prince's Little Wife"?

This fucking life.

Xiao Suan didn't notice Zhu Zhu, or Liu Suantong's unpredictable expression, as if sunny to cloudy to rainy to stormy, and said: "Miss Liu, please get on the sedan chair."

This scene, this line, let her think about what will happen next...

It seems to be... sold to a brothel?

Liu Suantong, as an independent woman in the new era with a very upright and clean personality, is naturally unwilling to go to the brothel, but who is our prince Yang Huaji?That's the domineering prince Yang Huaji, who divorced his wife if he disagreed!So Yang Huagai ignored Liu Suantong's barking objections, and let the nitric acid tie her into a sedan chair and take her to the brothel.

Sitting on the sedan chair, Liu Suantong thought angrily: Yang Hua, I curse you for eating instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets!

No, this is ancient times, where did instant noodles come from?

Hmph, Yang Huaji, sooner or later I will find a way to take revenge on you.

Just when Liu Suantong was looking for a way to take revenge on Yang Huaji, they arrived at the place, and Liu Suantong was also pulled out of the sedan chair by nitric acid.

The decoration is not bad, but it looks like a brothel, that's the name of the shop...

Bustard, what is your brothel called Lichunyuan, Yihonglou, I can understand, can you tell me what the name of this shop is?The name of a brothel is brothel?It's still a plaque written in blue ink, how much do you want to emphasize that this is a brothel?

Xiao Suan said to her: "Miss Liu, please."

"Can I not go?"

"Does Miss Liu need to carry you in?"

"Okay, I'll go by myself."

The author has something to say:

The author's brain is broken, let's write a sand carving essay

Attention, this!yes!one!articles!sand!carving!arts!Don't look at the plot or the characters in the play with normal people's thinking. Except for the heroine, they are all sand sculptures. Well, in fact, the heroine is also quite a sand sculpture.

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