The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

I rubbed my fingers in the palm of my hand, and found that it didn't feel like dry skin.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that there is something like tinfoil wrapped around my finger... It's just that I can't see it.

Looking carefully at the sun, the thin layer of "invisible" seems to be a little wet from the cat's saliva, and a corner seems to be lifted.

"...?"

...It feels like it can be torn off?

Quickly turn on the faucet and simply run it through the running water, and then use your intuition to put your fingernails on the transparent tissue wrapped around the finger and try to bite it.

"—"

The rustle of subtle peeling.

My heart says there is a door.

Just as I was about to continue taking off the paper wrapping my fingers in the original direction to see what would happen... a large plate with a face squeezed into a pie shape was stuck on the glass window next to me unexpectedly.

"..."

I am tactical black face.

Before deciding whether to use a spatula or a kitchen knife to get rid of this evildoer, the girl's anxious voice pierced through a barrier

"Yu Jiang! It's me! Keep someone under the sword!"

"And don't tear that up! Something big will happen!!"

The face was so tightly pressed that it looked like dough that had been punched by a hammer, and I couldn't tell if it was irrelevant, but I still recognized that the guy who spoke was a classmate named "Kuroi Chika" in my cram school.

Yes, cram school.

Although it is now the normal summer vacation period, the "Seagull Academy" that I was arranged by Xia You's parents and will be transferred to in the new semester has a rule--all transfer students and poor students must participate in tutoring during the vacation.

And the dough in front of me... the girl named Chika Kuroi in front of me is the child I met in the cram school who is also a transfer student like me.

"Compared to this, why are you here?"

Still sticking to our windows.

Temporarily stopping the action of removing the film, I crossed my arms and looked up and down suspiciously at the guy in front of me.

"This..." Qianjia's eyes flickered under my tight gaze, "It was Yu Jiang's cat who suddenly rushed into my house and swallowed my [collection] first!"

Collection?

finger?

"I definitely don't think I'm super lucky to finally have a legitimate reason to look at the cute Yu-chan, so I was so excited that I almost fainted and I climbed up the wall when I recovered!!"

"Go through the main entrance normally..."

"What?? Yu-chan will open the door for me!?"

"No, I don't even want to open the window for you right now."

"Ugh..."

The reason for being so ruthless is not entirely without reason.

Chika Kuroi, despite her cute and petite appearance, is a legal loli, but she is actually an ultimate female hentai who secretly collected the world's most beautiful girls drinking straws and lipstick wipes with many previous convictions.

And the "most beautiful girl in the world" here naturally refers to myself.

Just because I was on the way Qianjia used to go to the cram school, I passed by and helped her knock out a perverted senior who was blocking her way all day. Since then, "Kuroi Chika" is like a super evolved With "Shirai Chika", it's like having a "Melancholy Sauce Radar" installed in my body, and I can find me accurately all the time, and come over to play with slime stickers, and even move to my house at any cost Nearby, just for the convenience of climbing up the water pipe window to call me up every morning, and then walking a hundred steps together to go to the cram school at the school tens of meters away...

Although this girl's idiotic behavior in all directions and without dead ends for half a month really made me feel a big one, but because her family is rich, rich and rich, I reluctantly accepted this white To the ATM...Best friend.

...

In the end, Xin Shanru, I finally retreated under the most powerful eye attack of my poor gecko friend, the poor kitten, and opened the window lock to let people in.

"Duang—"

I opened the refrigerator casually, dodging Qianjia's exaggerated bear hug with a blank face, while the guy stuffed his head into the perfect jam due to inertia, I ignored her wailing for help, and flashed to the kitchen door to take a look first through the gap The situation outside.

Xia Youjie was walking around in the living room, seeming to be packing the luggage for the two of them to go back to school.

Wujo Wu sat on the suitcase and kicked the ground with long legs, chasing the angels running around, yawning from time to time while he was sleepy, throwing colorful crispy jelly beans into his mouth .

After confirming that the two of them didn't have time to pay attention to this side for a while, I retracted my head back into the kitchen, pinched the strange [collection] of unknown origin with my index finger and thumb, and shook it at someone who finally pulled out his head. , indicating that she can enter the commentary session.

According to Qian Jia, the full name of this finger is called "Su Nuo Finger", which fell from a human being called Two-Faced Su Nuo thousands of years ago.

As the king of curses during the Heian period in the heyday of spells, this two-faced Nuo possessed powerful and terrifying powers like ghosts and gods. Even after his death, his severed fingers turned into super-dangerous super-cursed objects, which were sealed and distributed. Falling all over Japan.

"This is one of the twenty roots sealed in Yokohama!"

While munching on the shortbread, Qianjia moved her cheeks alternately, while poking Su Nuo's finger that I randomly placed in the center of the plate.

"It was me who finally bought it from the underground auction house as a collection!"

Yokohama...

Familiar place names appeared.

So I asked a few more questions.

Then I heard from Qianjia: Yokohama is the place with the highest concentration of supernatural beings in Japan, and a relatively exclusive small area has already been formed. Sometimes even the conjurers in Tokyo are not easy to interfere...

"So it's not uncommon to secretly pick up a special-grade curse item and then secretly resell it for money without telling the superiors."

"Furthermore, the underground auction house is jointly managed by many local mafia, hands, parties, gangs, factions, which are very powerful and have sound rules. People who come to participate in the auction will be covered by masks throughout the whole process. No one knows who the goods end up in except for the sponsor, and the underground auction house strictly protects the privacy of buyers."

That is to say, this Su Nuo finger is now entirely the personal property of Chika Kuroi, that's right, no one else knows about it except her and me.

The basic information that was originally submitted to the auction house was all forged by her.

I'm curious to hear this.

"According to what you said, this should be a very tricky thing?"

If it is not properly sealed, it will attract curses or something.

"In this case, why are there still people competing for auction?"

It's impossible for everyone to be like Kuroi Chika who is stupid and has a lot of money, risking his life and the trouble that the magic world may come to him just to add another collection, right?

"Yu Jiang, that's because your thinking is narrow," who knows Qianjia said, "Even if I buy it at the final auction price, it's not impossible to turn around and resell it to Gaozhuan for more than ten or twenty times. The teacher is very rich."

"Of course, you can also use it to make deals with curse masters and high-intelligence curse spirits... the premise is that you can enjoy the 'reward' they pay."

"It's just that," I pondered, "I still feel that there is something..."

"Of course it's more than that."

Qianjia approached mysteriously, spraying her breath to the ear, and using a whispering volume: "Actually, it is said that if a dying person swallows a Su Nuo finger, except for the sudden death on the spot. Bad result, there is another possibility that can..."

A slap slapped the face that broke through the safe distance, pressed back, and answered:

"Can that person be resurrected with full blood and not even be a human being—become the king of curses?"

Qianjia gave a "Wow" sound of grievance and was pushed away by me.

Then he winked his dog eyes at me with admiration on his face: "How do you know?"

Routine is all.

I didn't answer Qianjia, but just asked: "Is there any evidence? Or has someone already tried to swallow their fingers?"

To be honest, after learning that this finger is part of the body of a living person, no matter how delicious it looks, how much it looks like a braised chicken paw, even if I am not a picky eater, I have no desire to eat it.

Thank you.

With the sad lesson of eating mermaids in my previous life, I decided that even if I starved to death, died outside, or jumped off the head of Gojo Wu, I would never eat food with strange settings in this life!

"There's a precedent for swallowing fingers," Qianjia clapped her hands to shake off the crumbs after finishing the last piece of pineapple cake, "That's not true, at least I haven't heard of it..."

Then, as if remembering something, he tapped his head with his raised index finger and said, "Ah, but, I remember that there was a boy with kite eyes who sat next to me and bid for several rounds with me. The fingers brought back to the dying old leader of his family to renew his life..."

"Well, anyway, the worst outcome is just death, and there must be some people who have no other choice but to eat their hands." Qian Jia said these in a relaxed tone, with an innocent tone like a child.

It seemed that she, like the young man who happened to meet in the auction venue, didn't care about the life and death of the "dying old leader" in the end.

……

And what I thought in my heart was: It turns out that everyone is the same, they don’t want to die, in order to live, in order to be able to breathe the air of this world for a second, not to mention Su Nuo’s fingers, even the Su Nuo mummy might be able to see it if it is brought up. Eat it without blinking.

Thinking about this, I glanced at Su Nuo's fingers on the plate, and a thought quietly took root in my heart——

"Qianjia," I said, "can you give me your finger?"

Just in case... I think, it's really time to repeat the "time" of the previous life, so it's better to leave a way out for myself.

"Yes~" Qian Jia agreed very readily, but the next second her expression turned serious, "However, I have one condition——"

Seeing that she is rarely like this, I straightened my body, and my tone became serious: "What conditions?"

The eldest lady of the Kuroi family is not short of money, so she won't ask me for money.

As long as you don't talk about money, everything is fine.

It shouldn't be a problem to meet the conditions she puts forward.

"My condition is—"

"Marry me, Yu-chan."

In the end, Qianjia said this in a more serious tone than I did, and knelt down on one knee with Su Nuo taken from the plate in her hand, and handed it to me.

"Let your fingers witness our precious love."

"!!"

I am very moved.

"Qianjia, you..."

Unable to say any extra words, she simply fucked with a smile. Picked up the plate and stuffed it into her mouth.

……

In short, Su Nuo's finger finally reached my hand.

And Qianjia told me never to tear off the [seal] on Su Nuo's fingers out of curiosity.

——She has done this before, and in the end, she really summoned a bunch of curse spirits.

But fortunately, she is more of a chicken thief, and she opened the seal in the school-Seagull Academy has a lot of curses due to special reasons.

Moreover, it is said that there is a humanoid super magic spirit named "Hanako-kun" in the academy for macro management, and the situation quickly stabilized.

In addition, Kuroi Chika is a half-baked magician, and the magic technique is the ability to draw talismans. Although the failure rate is very high, once it succeeds, the talisman paper must be indestructible—so she worked alone for a long time on the day when the disaster happened. Reluctantly made a "sealed" talisman paper, and then re-sealed Su Nuo's fingers.

To sum up, the thin invisible "paper" that I first discovered and pasted on Su Nuo's fingers is actually Qianjia's technique.

And the reason why the angel who swallowed Su Nuo's finger was not affected by the special spell and did not become a kitten, and Su Nuo's finger didn't cause any curses and other troubles from the human camp, was all due to the sealing talisman paper pinched by Qian Jia's technique credit.

……

That night, I had a dinner of dessert and summer oil. After I was full, Qianjia and I, who insisted on spending the night together, saw off my two cheap brothers at the door with tears in our eyes.

I was still happy that "I won't see them for a long time", but I didn't think the parting was too short. The day after Xia You and Gojo left, I saw them in front of the French windows of Riko Tennai's apartment. .

Yes.

I, because of that dead girl Kuroi Chika, was unfortunately involved in the astral body incident.

During the incident, he was almost killed by the magician killer Fu Heisher, and finally, because he had nowhere to go, swallowed Su Nuo's finger that had been secretly hidden and torn off the seal.

That's right.

in short.

I—I am no longer a human being!