The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

(the twelfth)

First time in the game hall.

I thought it was too noisy before, and I had to shout when talking inside.

Most of them are arcade games, such as action, shooting, action, and somatosensory. I slowly manipulated the joystick, and then beat the smiling Gojo Satoru beside me.

The game feels great.

but……

"Did you turn on the water?"

I drove the traffic jam into the speed and passion of a tractor, turned around and asked him who was still spinning at the starting point and rear-ending himself.

Do not……

It should be released into the sea.

【YOUWIN】

Looking at the victory prompt that popped up for the 108th time on the screen, I thought silently.

"Oh, I don't feel very good today~"

The five losers seemed to have no fluctuations, and Xian Xin hummed a song, took out the candy in his pocket and handed it to me.

Glancing at the candy bag.

It doesn't match him at all, but it's hard to tell what's wrong with the tender and light pink packaging.

Strawberry flavored.

I guess it was picked up when I bought ice cream before I came in.

I took it, tore off the packaging, took one piece and put it in my mouth, and returned the rest to him.

He didn't pick it up, but put his hands on the seat in front of the game console, turned his head sideways and looked at me in a strange sitting posture.

stare--

The blue eyes seemed to imply something.

"what?"

I raised my eyelids, and my eyes fell on the white hair that felt good to the touch.

It should be because it was just washed and blown this morning, it looks a little fluffy.

Fluffy.

Leaning his body forward like a liquid, leaning closer, stretching his white-haired head forward again, Wutiao blinked the eyes that hadn't blinked for a long time, and said:

"Here is a poor little boy who was blown up in 108 rounds in a row. Don't you really think about comforting him?"

Ok.

For the sake of being coaxed by someone from Big Sea to win 108 rounds in a row...

He lowered his head, took out a new one from the package, tore it apart a few times, and put it to the mouth of that balabala together with the wrapping paper.

"Eat," the other free hand rubbed his head, "Your reward."

"Ai~~"

The sound of taking it away with one bite became muffled, and he backed away from the whole person and leaned directly on the game console.

The expression looks a bit dissatisfied:

"In the comics, don't you just hold it with your hands and feed it directly? Xiaoyu, why don't you follow the routine?"

After his reminder, I recalled the common plots in comics...

The female protagonist feeds the male protagonist, and when she stretches out her finger, the male protagonist grabs, bites, sucks twice, and winks...

Is he referring to this kind of routine?

"...too unhygienic."

I pointed to the joystick I touched just now, and said that the guy who mechanically copied the two-dimensional plot to the three-dimensional is an idiot.

"Indeed, I also think those male protagonists are too greasy." Gojo Satoru didn't have the patience to wait for the sugar to melt, and said while chewing, his expression suddenly became serious, "But I guess it will be fine if it's me."

A closer look seems to be able to hallucinate the small twinkling stars of KiraKira around him.

I:"?"

Why?

"Because you are a human enlightenment?"

"No, because I'm handsome."

Pretty confident.

(the thirteenth)

Came out of the game room.

But it didn't come out completely.

When he was leaving, the confident Mr. Youwu rushed to the gashapon machine at the door.

Crouch down and blend perfectly into a group of elementary school students.

"Xiao Yu, come quickly!"

"It's Digimon!"

Waving his hand, his lips turned into the shape of a cat's mouth, shouting and beckoning me to join him in the past.

"..."

I really don't want to recognize him.

The primary school students who were surrounded seemed to be frightened by such a tall and burly guy who suddenly appeared, and quickly dispersed.

I just walked over there, squatting and watching people twisting, licking, soaking... (no)

"Sock! It's a Holy Dragon Beast!" He successfully opened the box, and the background glowed. "That's great!"

He held up a pink husky and shook it at me, with joy written all over his face.

Is it the ultimate form of Tennyumon... I try to remember

and many more!

How can you be happy to get this product of the failed evolution of the goddess!

Look at the beauties next door, mostimon and venusmon, who are bared, breastless, and breastless!

With the feeling of defending the two goddess beasts, I squeezed away five and decided to show him my hands.

Twist.

obtain.

Out of the box.

"It's a cactus beast~ I miss it so much."

He stretched his head to look at it, and sighed.

"Tie the hand, here it is."

I said indifferently, stuffing something into Gojo's palm.

In the end, I was still discouraged and thought:

Why can't it be the beautiful sister Huaxianshou!

Cactus beasts are so silly!

(the fourteenth)

Five cats without a leash are like Batman in DC

The kind that doesn't turn around.

"Xiao Yu! Here, here~"

Now, in front of a claw machine, he shrunk into a little stick figure and waved to me.

"I want the black cat."

I walked over and didn't show any politeness to him. I poked the glass and made my request directly.

"Um……"

He rubbed his chin, tilted his head to look at the transparent glass surface.

Then I went to the young lady who exchanged the game currency and said something, and the person quickly turned back.

I glanced at the coins he had brought back in his hand.

Good guy.

That little sister definitely stuffed her with an extra one.

Still blushing secretly and taking pictures here.

Tsk tsk tsk, blue face is a disaster.

"General!—"

Just as I was slipping away in my mind, a group of fluffy white fur rushed into my sight.

His cheek was rubbed against something soft and skin-friendly.

When I looked down, it was a cat doll of the same style as the one I had a crush on.

Nothing but white.

"White?" I regretted.

But also because he really couldn't resist its seductive touch, he took the child from Gojo Satoru's hand with his arms.

"Is white bad?"

Gojo looked at me rubbing the fake cat in my hand, leaning on my arm like a jk, resting his head on my shoulder, blinking his beautiful blue eyes and asking questions.

"It's easy to get dirty..."

I'm surreal.

"Okay." He stretched out his hand and rubbed the silly-looking kitten's head, "I only caught the white one, so you can make do with it."

"I didn't say I didn't like it." I took the doll away from his palm, and I hid it behind me like a baby, "But you moved so fast, I just turned my head and caught it? It's amazing."

"Of course." I praised him so much that the hair on the top of his head curled up comfortably, he scratched his nose, and the peacock spread his tail, "I'm an expert at catching dolls within a radius of five hundred miles!"

"Then why can't I pick up the one I chose..."

"..."

Suspicious pause.

"I'm so hungry! Let's go eat! Let's go~~"

He even changed the subject.

(the fifteenth)

Said it was a meal, but as expected, this guy ordered a table full of sweets.

And stuffed it all into the stomach.

I really want to cut open his stomach to see if there is a cosmic black hole connected to it.

——Otherwise, why are you so unrestrained, why haven't you followed the same path as Fat Ju?

After dinner, it's time to meet the devil.

Speaking of which, I have been wandering outside for almost a whole day, and I asked him to go home.

As a result, he was fooled by his sloppy eyes, and was dragged to the shopping mall to try on clothes.

Sailor suits, short suits, pleated skirts.

"Turn around~"

Double-breasted dresses, cardigans, suspenders, off-the-shoulder, one-shoulder.

"One more piece!"

Harajuku style, street style, Mori girl Japanese punk Gothic Lolita...

"Try this set too!~"

……

...

I…

It seems that I have never tried so many clothes in one day in my life...

I don't know, but I thought it was another freelance cartoonist trying to use the character's costume show to mix up the update with the water painting.

"It's too exaggerated." In the end, I was so tossed that I was trembling like an eighty-year-old man and rubbed against Wutiao, pulling his hand that was about to swipe his card, "Buying so many things that I can't wear... ..."

"It's all suitable, isn't it?"

He leaned over and pinched his face.

"Who told our Xiaoyu to be super beautiful?"

"..."

this point,

I do not deny it.

It's just that he bought these for me, how could I have the nerve to propose a breakup after finishing the materials today!

(the sixteenth)

[What? ?You have a room with him! ? ]

[Etc., etc? ? ? ? ]

[Who told me to break up immediately on the first day of collecting materials? ]

[explain!Did that young master knock you out with money? ? ]

[What about your morals?Yu sauce, wake me up!How old are you and him! ]

[...]

"Hey, is it okay if you don't reply to the message?"

I played the character I was operating in the underground with five pieces of "Hadogen" blowing bubblegum and glanced at the constantly lit mobile phone next to the bed.

Pushed back by my head.

"My friend is chatting with me," he said casually, pointing to the character whose blood was already on the screen, "How do I use this ultimate move?"

"Ah," he recalled, "it's ↑↘→+ punch."

"Up, right, down, right... punch?"

"Yes, yes, no, no, hurry up!"

"It's useless! It's almost an afterimage!"

"Ah, I was wrong, I forgot that this version was simplified, that is... ↓→+ fist."

"Bottom right...successful!"

"Stupid Xiaoyu! Don't waste your skills on the air, you have to hit me~"

"Then you stand there and don't move, wait for my next big move..."

"Good~"

That's right.

As you can see.

Because we arrived very late and finally missed the last bus, Wujo and I found a hotel at random and checked in at lightning speed.

On the three keywords of jk+dk+opening a house, what kind of plot can be derived when they are put together?

The answer is: eating snacks, playing games, and cultivating immortals.

……

Slightly.

"I-I'm going to vomit my soul... Xiaoyu, are you still awake? Do you want to sleep first?"

Three in the morning.

Dazedly holding the game handle, he was woken up by Wujo, who also looked like a fairy, shaking his head, wiped off his saliva, and crawled to the bathroom step by step.

Shower, get out, fall down.

All in one go.

……

I probably fell asleep and lost consciousness for a few minutes. I felt the bed a little bit, turned over uncomfortably, and woke up.

Subconsciously touched the side, touched a fluffy thing.

"?"

He rubbed his eyes and looked into the darkness.

White fluffy, blue eyes.

The face is so small.

First rule out Wujo Wu.

It was the cat cub doll that was brought up, and it was placed beside the pillow at some point.

It was like sleeping with me on behalf of someone.

He got up in a mess, turned his head and swept around.

...What about that guy?

Has it been that long since you took a bath?

He poked his head under the bed.

Not here.

That's right, it's not a real cat, how could it get under the bed.

"!"

Suddenly thought of a possibility, got out of bed, opened the door and walked to the bathroom.

Sure enough, such a big guy curled up in the small bathtub and fell asleep with his fluffy head hanging down.

Anyone who saw it felt wronged for him.

"Moshi, Moxi? Xiaowu classmate."

I poke him.

Is it because I didn't sleep well, or because of my constitution, I couldn't sleep well at all?Anyway, he woke up soon.

Looking up, the blue eyes that were a little sleepy looked over, and the hair was also curled up.

I found out that it was me, the fur on the top of my head seemed to be a little soft, and my cheeks came over and rubbed against my fingers.

"Morning~"

He smiled and said in a nasal voice.

Early hair.

My face was full of black lines, and I asked, "Why don't you sleep on the bed?"

"Hey?" The five cats raised their heads, "Did you give it to me?"

"No," I ruthlessly said, "You mean to open another room."

"No need..." He showed a "Yes" expression, stretched slightly, "I want to stay with Xiao Yu~"

On weekdays, I love acting like a baby with no limit.

When she just woke up, she was even more natural and charming.

As he spoke, he looked like a cat whose chin would be scratched and purred at any moment.

Well, I admit that I softened my heart, just a little bit.

So I patted his forehead and said, "Then come and sleep on the bed."

Wujo hugged his knees and straightened up, looking at me brightly with his head.

After thinking about it, his expression darkened, and he tilted his head tentatively and said:

"I guess your next sentence is—"

"'I'll sleep in the bathtub, after all, you pay for the hotel'."

...

I don't sleep in the bathtub.

……

So we went to bed together.

Ok.

However, "上" is just an instant verb here.

Not a continuous verb.

"If you dare to touch it, I will take you to be neutered." I placed the doll between his chest and myself, and shook the kitten's fluffy paws at him. "The second one is half the price."

"Wow, I'm so scared," he squeezed his head over and rubbed against my ear for a while, the tip of his nose arching against my ear, "I dare not dare, so go to sleep."

"Ah."

Lie down for a while.

Still accept the bed.

not asleep.

Turning to look at his closed snow-white eyelashes, there is no sign of opening them.

I gently reminded: "Are you sure you want to hug and sleep all the time?"

Although the bed is not big, it seems that it can only be like this.

Like an octopus, it smoothly wrapped me into the five of its arms, the plush cat rubbed against his chin, and the raised cat's tail poked his tender face a little bulging.

The face was very close, and the smell of hotel shower gel and his unique icing sugar wafted over.

Sleeping like a child.

Then this child pressed my hair confidently.

It is not possible to adjust the position.

"..."

I waited a while.

Didn't wait for a reply.

Some are just breathing evenly.

Forget it.

Deleted the edited message "I'm definitely going to break up"... on the phone, I turned off the chat interface with Qianjia, and said "forget it" in my mind again.

Pulling the doll kitten that was about to be shrunk from the face of the sleeping big cat, I rubbed its head and whispered in my heart:

——How many do you raise?Are you right?kitten.

My movement may have alarmed the big one beside me. Its big hands fumbled around and pulled away a bit of the quilt on my body.

After a pause, come back a little.

Putting his head against my arm very skillfully, he continued to sleep soundly.

Fluffy and fluffy to the touch.

"..."

I lowered my eyes and looked at the five soft white hairs that were blown slightly by the air conditioner. I decided to count the hairs tonight...

Do not--

Or count eyelashes to sleep.

hateful.

really long.

12

……

...

-one year later-

"Please, please, please, are you Teacher Xiaoyu?"

The energetic guy with black hair and black eyes straightened his body and stood at attention and asked me. The golden retriever DK beside him also seemed a little nervous.

"If you're here to find Senior Wutiao...it's a very unfortunate coincidence that he happened to be out on a mission."

"Although he suddenly said that he would replace our task, the condition is a limited amount of cakes for one month. I didn't expect Miss Girlfriend to come, so I feel sorry..."

oops.

"!"

I stroked my chin, and took a few steps forward to stare at them: "Are you Huiyuan and Qihai?"

"Yes...it's us!"

"Yes."

He patted one of them on the shoulder: "It's great that he didn't die, by the way, this is a meeting gift~"

"Wow, do we have a share too? Thanks..."

Flattered, he took two beautifully packaged paper bags, and just as he was about to thank him, he saw that the little girl had already walked away waving her hands.

"Not dead?" Jianren Qihai looked suspiciously at the girl from another school who had gone away, and then at Yuu Huihara who was relieved from the tension, "What do you mean?"

"I don't know," the black-haired high school student shook his head, "Maybe this is ahem... the speaking style of a novelist."

"..." Like his companion, Jianren Qihai also blushed politely, "Well, yes."

"No way, Nana Ming, are you also watching...?"

"Uh, cough, let's take a look at the souvenirs first."

"Ahem, it's also... ah!"

"what happened?"

"I forgot to ask the teacher for an autograph!"

……

"No way? That guy? Has such a lovely girlfriend?"

"The more important thing is Teacher Xiaoyu!? What virtue and ability is he!!"

A jk dressed in a miko costume held his head in front of me and doubted his life to the sky.

I have to say, it was a bit of a surprise...

The life of high school students in this high school is quite colorful.

——I didn’t miss a single thing that should be seen or shouldn’t be seen.

"So the prototype of the 'Master Jiu Tiao' in the book is really that guy..." The tear mole jk who once appeared in his memory nodded thoughtfully, "No wonder there is a lack of sense of sight... There is no bad storytelling Meaning, the book is beautiful, and the hero really owes it."

"Have you ever fought on the rooftop or stuffed strange jumping things into his body in the classroom?" A silver-haired beauty in the style of Yujie beside him asked curiously, "Could it be like this in Gojo Junior High School? Have you ever been played by the teacher?...I really want to see the weeping face of that kid when he was raped, it must be very funny."

"No, no, no," I waved my hands again and again, "It's purely fictional, and I don't know anyone in our country."

"That's right..." The three JKs sighed in unison.

Even thinking about it is not true.

After all, the "Master Jiu Tiao" in that novel was able to make that family "carry two children a year" by himself.

Cold knowledge, men in reality can't get pregnant.

Then their regretful expressions instantly became excited and strange when they saw someone coming...

(Reminder: The rest is left as a story, please open the author's words to check.)

The author has something to say: (continued)

Looking back, it was the night moth who secretly followed Nanako and Mimiko to find him.

They: "This, this... could it be that one! The one who holds two in a year——【Two】!?"

Qi brushed his head and asked me.

"no……"

I am ashamed.

In fact, these two were just fished out of a certain village. One day, the exact location of that village appeared in his mind, and by the way, Wujo brought these two back in advance.

At that time, Gemini's technique had not been discovered by the villagers, so there was no incident of the two being imprisoned in the "non-existent memory".

"The two of them... can be sent here when they grow up."

Wujo's class teacher Noctua tugged at the rope that Mimiko was entangled in trying to resist, closed an eye that was almost blinded by Nanako's mobile phone, and nodded in approval.

……

"So, am I the last to know?"

The fox-eyed DK with the ball head was standing by the door frame, his usually gentle face had a dark smile.

"Ah, bro..."

I was surrounded by two little ones and a group of JKs, asking questions, and I didn't really understand what he was referring to.

"Don't worry about summer oil, let's continue."

"Wait, the night moth hasn't gone far..."

"There are two younger ones too, Diva, take it easy."

"Oh, let me ask a little bit..."

"Help you take them away."

"(Whispering) Hello, teacher, the heroine in your book likes to bite the male lead in everything she does, and even made the male lead cry when she helped the male lead in sex, so I'm curious if Wu Tiao was also..."

"Hey? Are you curious? Actually... (whisper) (whisper)******[shield][shield]"

"Sister! Sister! Let's go eat crepes!"

"And whipped cream ice cream..."

"Ah, ran away."

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"Great!!"

"Do you want me too?"

"Please please! Go to the dessert shop, is Nitro also with you?"

"Go ahead, I still have something to ask."

"I'm also very curious about whether Yu Yu-sensei can successfully challenge '屋形越え' this year."

"Ah, by the way...is there no problem? Teacher Xiaoyu must have come here specially to find Wutiao this time, right?"

"It's okay, it's nothing special at all, you can go if you want."

"Then Xiayou, tell Wutiao that we have kidnapped her girlfriend. See you later."

"..."

14

So, later

Xia Youjie, who watched the girl group go away: "..."

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[My sister is a well-known Arrow novelist in the industry. ]

[My best friend and my sister had sex without me and have been together for a year. ]

—— These are the two things that Xia Youjie from that world line learned for the first time one day.

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