The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

On the day when the astral body mission ended, I spoke to Wujo Wujo once.

"How about it?"

I asked him.

"I'm here! No accident~"

The expected answer.

Not because I trust this guy.

Probably because he is used to the other party saying similar lines in a confident tone.

——You can imagine what kind of smug face it will be over there.

So the final result is that Gojo Satoru forced Fuheshier to win the 100-day tour ticket to Malaysia before taking over the astral body mission, and the rest of the guys who interfered with them were some worthless fish, so for Tiannei Riko's escort went without any problems.

And in the end, because of the little girl's personal wishes, the latter was sent back to school safely, which interrupted the planned fusion of the astral body and Master Tianyuan.

finished perfectly.

……

"Are you all right?"

"you mean……?"

"Didn't you fight with Master Tianyuan who failed in super evolution?"

I switched the phone to the other ear and asked.

"Not really..." Gojo Satoru paused, "But let me ask, Xiaoyu, are you worried about Jie or me~"

"My brother." I replied quickly.

"..."

There is no response.

"Why don't you talk?" I flicked the screen of the phone with my finger and made two clicks, "I'll hang up if it's okay..."

"Little Yu~"

Immediately there was another sound, and those two blows were like knocking on his head.

"What are you doing, you're busy."

"I want to eat cake~"

He started acting like a baby.

very skilled.

It looks like an old hand.

Maybe it's the same for other girls.

"Oh," so I looked super indifferent, completely ignoring what he said, "If you want to eat, go buy it, can't Master Wu Tiao still afford a bite of cake?"

"Eat what you do, what you do."

"Okay," I almost responded to my breeder father's request, "I'll do it well, you ask my brother to get a flying magic spirit, and help you tie up the cake and take it back."

Mantra Express.

"Don't always be inseparable from Jie in three sentences!"

"Do I have it?"

"Have."

"no?"

"You have you, you have you! I am the one who is talking to you on the phone in the middle of the night! But you are thinking of other dogs! Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

He raised his voice, as if he was still hammering the bed over there, and the sound of the hands-free disturbed the house cat that was about to step on my head, the little guy pressed his paws on the ground, and pointed his snow-white fur at the phone All exploded.

like a ball.

Funny.

I kneaded a handful of fried white balls.

Smiled at it with lip language: You look like Gojo Satoru, cat.

It immediately pointed its butt towards me, and dug its hind legs like digging dirt.

With a flick of his tail, he ran away arrogantly.

Don't let me masturbate for a while.

It's not cute at all.

"Then..." I looked at the little cat hair left in my hand, and blew it with my mouth. I continued to talk to the other side, "Is it okay for me to come to see your head office? Come here when you are done."

"you said."

"I said."

"That's more or less...Don't tell Jie!"

"Don't tell me, besides cake, is there anything else you want to eat?"

"Yes, puffs, cheese, scones, mochi, muffins, bagels, and Daifuku, pudding..."

"Good night."

"?"

"Beep beep..."

Later, I met Gojo Satoru at the place agreed upon by him.

"Yu sauce!"

Seeing me, he was like a cheerful jk, bouncing and running over.

Because of his unrestrained demeanor, his remarkable height and his peerless handsome face without sunglasses, he naturally attracted a lot of attention.

"Are you an idiot!" I pulled his sleeves, tightly covered my face with the collar, and Twelve Branches blocked him out of fear, "It's so eye-catching! Everyone saw this coming!"

"Huh? What does it matter? Are you afraid that I will be seen and lost?" Paste came over and rubbed against me like a big cat, as if smelling the snacks and poking his head to smell it, "Hoo hoo , let me take care of you, has Yu Jiang grown taller?"

I dodged his brown candy attack, and then dragged him to a place where there were few people.

"You're so excited today..."

Isn't it just a few pieces of cake?

As for?

The paper bag filled to the brim was stuffed in his pocket: "Take it, take it."

I was holding a rather large paper bag in my hand, but I didn't expect it to become a small, inconspicuous one when it was placed in Wutiao's hand.

Looking at the pile of high-sugar food that was almost leaking out, the white-haired man was stunned, and immediately, like a squirrel holding a nut, he opened the bag, stretched his head, lowered his head, and sniffed it with the tip of his nose.

Then the whole person seemed to be floating, showing an intoxicated expression like a cat sucking on Mutian Liao.

This guy……

Do you really have a sweet tooth?

Probably the most amazing 1.9 meters in the world.

And just when I had no choice but to think so...

"Chirp."

Suddenly there was a warm, slightly soft touch on the cheek.

Nima.

I covered my cheek in disbelief.

Turning his head, he met the blue eyes of the white-haired DK beside him who also had the same unbelievable expression.

"you……"

"I……"

We stare with big eyes.

……

"Oh, forget it." Finally, I sighed, withdrew my hand from my cheek, raised my head and asked him, "Do you often do this to other people?"

Speaking of the last time I gave sweets to the children in the park, a little girl was led by her mother to thank me who happened to meet on the road. At that time, I was also caught off guard by the girl who kissed me on the cheek.

It's not surprising that the little girl's smell is sweet and fragrant, but it's outrageous that Wujo smelled exactly the same smell at the moment when she got closer...

"I didn't do the same to other people?" Gojo Satoru also removed his frightened expression, calmed down and threw a piece of chocolate bean mochi he took out of the bag into his mouth, not as excited as before , "But it was true just now. I kissed if I wanted to. It is also true that there is no special reason."

I:"?"

Are you quite upright?

"Well, may I ask..."

At this moment, a trembling voice intervened.

"?"

Gojo Satoru and I looked up at the same time.

I saw a few girls with blushing faces.

"Ah..."

I sighed helplessly.

Anyway, I'm here again to find Wutiao, the handsome man, to ask for his contact information or something.

I'm used to this sort of thing...

"Excuse me, are you Teacher Xiaoyu!?!?"

used to it.

"..."

Ok?

"Ah, look here."

"Really! It's really Teacher Xiaoyu!!"

"Didn't expect to meet here!"

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

"I'm going to pass out! It's a living melancholy sauce!"

"The real person is cuter than the photo!"

"Please help us sign it! Sign it on the collarbone... No, just sign it on the chest! Use this indelible pen!"

"Hey?~ Then I want to sign on the inner side of the thigh! Please! Teacher, I like you so much!"

"Could you draw another word '正'?"

"I want to woo too!!"

tender……

Dying.

Then this group of unrestrained girls squeezed the shocked Gojo Satoru to the outside of the encirclement, stripping off clothes one after another, upskirts upskirts

Those who don't know think that there is some ulterior transaction going on here...

"...Okay, one by one?"

"Great!!!"

Although I finally satisfied them... Damn it, because, how could I reject such a beautiful young lady!

Are all my readers so handsome? !

The breasts are so big too!

The legs are long and white!

Lips with Xiangxiang lipstick are also so cute!

Signing a name feels like a whore for nothing!

Blood earned!

"Teacher, can we take another photo? I want to post with you."

"Teacher, your face looks so soft, like panna cotta. I can bite... No, can I kiss you a little? Just a little, shasha!"

"Teacher, ignore Mamiko, she is a hentai. Hey, sit on my lap, okay? I want to hug you, you look so small!"

"Hey Lily, let me tell you to wipe off your drool first... By the way, when will the teacher's next new book come out~ Are you uncomfortable sitting on her lap? Do you want to change mine? Mine is softer!"

"Teacher teacher!!"

"..."

Hu Hu Hu.

Going dizzy.

What is a cat?What are the five?

do not know.

From tomorrow onwards, why don't you just make some snacks for the young ladies... Thinking about it, someone grabbed the collar from behind and forcibly pulled it out.

"Hey! What are you going to do to the teacher!"

"Give me back the teacher! You are disrespectful to her!"

"Damn it, he's so handsome..."

"The eyes are so beautiful... Are they stars?"

"Actually, I just discovered him. Could it be the teacher's man..."

You don't need to look back to confirm that it is Gojo Satoru.

Speaking of which, this guy is really like a cat.

It’s okay if you pay attention to him, as long as you ignore him for a while and place a play or something, he will rush to you in front of you, lift your coffee cup, roll your keyboard and make trouble with you.

"I'm sorry, ladies and sisters," I heard him say, "Our teacher still has a schedule for the future, so let's borrow it first~"

schedule?

What travel arrangements can I have?

"Hey! Teacher Xiaoyu!! Damn it! You baffling white hair, return the teacher back!"

"Who is your little sister, don't call me so intimately... Alas! Don't go! Teacher!!!"

"Actually, I quite like him calling me that, hehehe~"

"Wipe your drool off! Be sober! That's the guy who took the teacher away from us, he's the enemy!"

"Run so fast!! Look closely, he must be 1.9 meters! Kuso! Lost!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuu teacher Xiaoyu already has... I don't have a chance. I really don't have a chance, right?"

"Teacher, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa—!!"

……

After throwing the crowd of ghosts and howling wolves behind, Gojo Satoru, who evacuated me from the focus of the crowd, found a place with few people and barely stopped.

Although I am a little thankful to him for keeping me out of the dangerous situation where social terror can break out at any time... But I put so many gentle and soft jade ladies there, I can't do it all at once...

Sure enough, I still don't thank him!

"What's the matter, Enlightenment," I turned my head, so I purposely annoyed him, "Are you jealous because I'm more popular than you?"

"..." Hearing this, his blue eyes looked over for a moment, and after a while, he nodded affirmatively, "Ah, yes."

——"It's just jealous."

He stretched out his hand, and rubbed his fingertips on my cheek vigorously.

"What are you doing?"

He was really pushing hard, and his cheeks hurt a little from his rubbing, and they were probably red.

I wanted to dodge a little bit, but he pushed it back with a little force, and my fingers were still pressing on it and rubbing it back and forth...

"Hmm... hello!"

What about frictional electricity generation?

I thought that something was really dirty on my face, so I took out the mirror I carried with me and took a picture, and found that there were some faint marks of lipstick on it.

It's light orange, not very conspicuous, probably some young lady who was playing stickers with me just rubbed it up, but it doesn't get in the way.

But I held up the mirror and recalled the five things I just said.

Thinking about the buff of the technique that I would be recognized on the street even if I was dressed tightly... I think it is still reasonable to think about everything differently from another angle.

"Five Enlightenment..."

"Ok?"

"You don't like me, do you?"

Suddenly, I turned my head and asked him like this.

"..."

Then I was taken aback.

Because, so close.

Careless, I didn't predict that just a move of turning the head would shorten the distance so much at once...

But this guy has no concept of a safe distance.

Even so, Gojo Satoru was taken aback by my sudden turn of the head and face, and the movement of his hands stopped, and the white eyelashes, which had become blurred at close range, visibly trembled.

"Yes……"

"So what?"

So even in this case, the reply is quite arrogant?Thinking of this, I turned my head back again, and moved away from him.

"Did you not turn on No Lower Limit?"

I asked.

Playing with the mirror in his hand, he hit a spot of light on the white hair on Wutiao Wu's forehead. He subconsciously closed his eyes, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Are you a dick?"

"How can I keep driving with no lower limit, my brain will burn out."

His hand reached over and forcibly stopped my mirror reflection behavior.

"Then your liking for me is as fake as those kids," I concluded, slapping his paws that grabbed me with my other hand, "although I don't mind if we just follow this trend What is it, after all, I also need to obtain materials through personal practice..."

Although it always feels like treating the people around me as tool people.

But there is a certain boy at the same school as me, who seems to be called "Nozaki Umetaro"? …The one who draws girl manga seems to often use people around her as material

With this precedent, it shouldn't be too much for me to take a little talent or something, right?

Although I'm not sure if I can get that kind of restricted-level material in reality, if it's not possible, I'll switch to a pure love style in the future.

After all, the inspirations of those yellow waste materials I wrote before all come from "non-existent memories".

But speaking of it, that kind of memory doesn't seem to appear much recently... Maybe it's because the flag is being removed by me little by little, and the crisis is gradually gaining the momentum to be lifted and avoided?

While my mind was in such a mess of thoughts, I noticed that Gojo Satoru's fingers, which were pressed between my hands, moved slightly.

He seemed to try to smoke, failed, and gave up.

In the end, he maintained this strange posture, and continued to eat the cream cake in the paper bag with his other free hand.

"Okay, let's try it..." He said casually, "I'm so good-looking, you don't lose money, do you?"

After saying this, Gojo Satoru, as if nothing had happened, changed his way of erroneously, and held my hand close to him in the palm of his hand without any notice.

Tentatively squeezed lightly.

Ah? ?

I'm a little confused.

That's it?

It's that simple?

Do you have the material for the next book?

Still great material!

...With my consent!

Unhappy is fake!

"Yes yes yes," I was afraid that he would go back on his word, I hurriedly replied, grabbed his palm and squeezed my fingers directly into the crevices of his fingers, interlocking with others. .”

"!!!!!!"

"Chu."

While he was in a daze, he leaned over and kissed the whipped cream on the corner of his lips, and unexpectedly received a super exaggerated shock.

Even the hair of the white-haired cat became fluffy, as if it just got out of a sweater in autumn, or it seemed to react when it was frightened by the sudden appearance of a cucumber.

"what?"

This time it was his turn to cover half of his cheek and stare at me in disbelief, and jumped up three seconds later.

"What did you say!?!?"

"I promised?" I said.

"..."

"... "

"Wait! It's too casual!" Swallowing the last bite of stuffing in his hand, "Is it true that any cat or dog Xiaoyu will agree to it today?"

A questioning look of surprise.

"Then what are you going to do?..." I was puzzled, put a question mark, and asked half-jokingly, "Or should I resolutely reject you, a flirtatious man who casually kisses girls on the cheek?"

"Aren't you also a frivolous girl who secretly kisses others?"

what.

Bounced back by him.

But I found one thing...

"Wu Tiao, your face is so red." I raised my hand to cover my mouth, and I pointed to the unusually obvious flush on his cold white skin, "It's really rare, super funny... Pfft."

"Less, less wordy! Is it okay for me to be allergic to cats?"

"Oh... When I came out, there seemed to be some cat hair on my body, sorry."

pat.

"Don't shoot!" Wujo Satoru seemed annoyed, grabbed my hand that was patting the clothes to prevent me from moving away, and suddenly approached and asked loudly, "So you still plan to call me 'Gojo' like before? Don't you think so? Is there something strange?"

"Why is it strange?" I was taken aback, "Do you think it sounds like mahjong?"

"..." He was silent, and after a while he said bitterly, "Xiao Yu, you are definitely playing tricks on me, right?"

The voice is a little gritted.

"What are you referring to?" I tilted my head and asked.

"..."

Seeing that he was really going to blow his fur at any time like a rolling ball beast, I finally stopped playing with the cat with the cat teaser.

When playing games with domestic cats, it is better to let them win and lose. If you can't reach the toys all the time, you will be depressed.

"Wu, Wu-jun, Xiao Wu," I said, covering his fluffy head with both hands, "Anata, Darling, the blue-eyed Oni-chan... Do you have a task tomorrow?"

After breaking off his previously unhappy head, looking directly into his eyes, he suggested:

"Come on a date!"

……

...

Take materials, arrange.