The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

I don't know when it started, Gojo Satoru always had more non-existent memories about a certain person in his mind.

When he was a dk ten years ago, during his troubled puberty, the face of that "non-existent" girl seemed to take shape in his mind.

Black medium-length hair, dark purple eyes, and a petite body with fair skin.

Different from the pure and immature image, only he knows that the real girl is actually a little bit indiscreet...

She likes money, is full of lies, treats men like dogs, is also used to throwing a cute smile, and will not hesitate to use a little physical contact to induce you to do something for her to achieve her goal.

And when he told the fantasy girl in his mind to a classmate who might know better about it, the latter couldn't explain it.

"What you said is really not Xia Youjie's sexual transformation?"

Then he dropped a look of "It's too scary, I have to stay away from this person", got up and quickly walked away.

Gojo Satoru:?

And when dk Wujiang at that time finally couldn't hold back the matter and told his best friend to sit and wait for the other party to laugh at him, the black-haired boy cast a suspicious look at him, and after a while, he said slowly as if recalling:

"I have a younger sister, the appearance is not much different from the one you described..."

"But she's a very sweet, good kid."

"Damn, is there really such a person?" He straightened up from the park bench with interest, the white-haired DK raised eyebrows and pointed at Xia Youjie, who was excitedly shaking the half-eaten popsicle in his hand, "When is the holiday, I will go to your house , you take me to meet your so...cute sister."

"Get out," smiling and gesticulating with an internationally accepted gesture towards his best friend, who was full of sunglasses and perverted. Xia Youjie ruthlessly dismissed the matchmaker job that suddenly came to his head, "Don't even think about it."

"Ah—stingy~~~"

Pouting his mouth like a cat, squatting down on the bench, Gojo Satoru bit off the last bit of cold left in his hand, and chewed the popsicle viciously.

Seeing him like this, Xia Youjie sighed with a wry smile: "Actually, our relationship is not good, I think it might be because she found out that she is not my real..."

"Ok?"

"No, it's nothing. Anyway, I can assure you that she is a good child, so she can't be spoiled easily by a bad guy like you."

"You really dare to say, are you looking for a fight?"

"Haha, don't fight, it's a bitter summer."

"Pretend, continue to pretend!"

"puff."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Squeak, squeak, squeak——

squeak-

……

But later, not only the girl imagined in his mind, but also the best friend who had been with him for a short time in his youth finally disappeared.

Massacring villages, defecting, and destroying relatives.

"This is indeed the filth of that guy Xia You... Tsk, it's hopeless, and there's nothing I can do about it."

"Understood, you should go back home first. It's been hard work. The high school will send someone to deal with the follow-up matters. I'll just stay at the scene alone."

"Well, fine. Don't think too much, that guy is no longer the guy he used to be."

"I know."

He already knew.

His only friend was long dead.

Died in that remote village whose name is not even recorded.

Gojo Satoru, who was still wandering around Xia Youjie's apartment for no purpose, was thinking this way, and his eyes suddenly fell on a fresh and complete birthday cake that was drenched in blood.

【Happybirthdayto Xiaoyu】

Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows.

Xiaoyu?who?

Is that Xia Youjie's legendary "cute sister"?

Oh, and now it's that poor kid whose face is so red that he can barely see his face.

originally……

Still want to get acquainted.

It always appears in his memory or in his dreams. Occasionally, he would fantasize about whether it is his girlfriend from a parallel time and space, or an old person whose memory has not been cleaned up in his previous life.

"Aha."

"Unfortunately there is no chance..."

"You mean, a guy with the characteristics of a fox-eyed ball head killed your family?...It's too much!"

"Yeah yeah"

【The person who killed... Yu... cannot... be forgiven...】

[Dead...dead...kill...kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him]

"Thank you Li Xiangjiang, I also want to kill him now, I will be very happy if you are willing to help."

[Then... Lixiang... wants to make Yu... happy... Heart..., You Tai... also come, help... kill... kill... Xia Youjie]

"Huh? Wait! It's better to collect evidence for this kind of thing and hand it over to the police, right? It's too..."

"..." [...]

"Hey! I see! I'll think about it again! Stop staring at me at the same time like this! It's scary!"

……

Before slightly.

Right now, I'm sitting on Yi Gu You Tai's bed bored, waiting for the latter to come home from school.

The thing is like this, on the day of the resurrection, I beat up the senior named Yi Gu You Tai Boy and backhanded them with a resurrection armor and threw them in the cemetery to sleep on the tombstone. After blowing the cool breeze, I was picked up by this pure love dk He went home and lived a shameless life of eating, drinking and sticking with his wife all day long.

Sum it up in one sentence.

Yi Gu, your wife is awesome. JPG (bushi).

Although I don’t know why the mana spirit Rika, who is said to be very hostile to individuals other than "Otoko Yuta", is so close to me, but since all the useful tools are sent to you, no matter what It has to be used, right?

cough cough.

In short, although it looks quite leisurely, and there will be more delicious food ten years later than ten years ago, I still haven't forgotten that I came here to kill Xia Youjie to achieve the ultimate purpose of revenge.

But even so, it is not easy to kill a super curse master.

Even if he was conceived by the devil's curse for ten...years and might consume too much magic power, he is essentially a magician whose strength should not be underestimated.

...The kind that would cause an unbelievable spell riot every minute after being killed.

To be honest, due to the huge shadow and ptsd of the curse spirit riot, I certainly don't want to confront Xia Youjie head-on. Although the devil can directly degrade him and eliminate him from this world completely, but it is really more simple than inexplicable. Simply relying on unnatural forces to disappear, I would rather see with my own eyes how he exploded after being beaten to death...

【So you finally decided to use Yi Guyouta as a weapon, and then told the other party the miserable experience after processing and embellishing? 】

The screen of the phone flickered, and a text popped up asking me.

"Yes."

The poor girl who was ransacked by the leader of the xie sect and died with resentment, her soul has lingered in the world for a long time for ten years and cannot leave. The only way for the ghost to become a Buddha is to find her enemies for her and pay her blood. You will be angry and your blood will boil!

[I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding about the blood boiling]

"How come you have learned to complain recently? It feels so annoying..."

【…】

The phone sent a sighing emoji.

[But is this okay?That guy named Yi Gu doesn’t look like the type who would be induced by you to kill someone]

"So what I've been trying to induce is actually Li Xiang." I put down the shoujo manga I had studied so hard, and knocked my head against the wall behind me in a sluggish way. Pai, after much deliberation, it turns out that I should directly use seduction on Yi Gu. Wouldn't it be faster to use lure or something?"

It's a pity that I don't eat NTR.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be studying the shoujo manga Otome game human outsider book here every day, just to guide Yi Er and Li Xiang in the matter of attacking Yi Gu and continue to use it to deepen their affection.

[As expected of you, rotten. ] The phone continued to type, [However, when it comes to cursing demons, things like this are gender-neutral, and your current state is similar...]

"so?"

【So, it's okay for you to seduce Lixiang directly】

I:"……"

"As expected of you." I responded with the same lines.

There was silence for a while, and suddenly another message came.

【correct】

"?"

[Let's just ask, what do you want to do after revenge is over? 】

Somewhat unexpectedly he would ask this.

Maybe I really have nothing to say...

After thinking about it, I put down a shoujo manga by Sakiko Yumeno that I happened to be holding in my hand, and said very frankly and seriously:

"When it's all over—"

"If possible, I want to fall in love."

Yes.

After reading the works of Yumeno-sensei, I realized clearly that making love and falling in love are two different things.

The reason why I did it with the two-faced Su Nuo was to get the magic power, and the few times with Fu Heisher was to deepen the contract and facilitate the control of the curse, and it had nothing to do with love at all.

so boring.

Grandpa also wants to talk about a real love!

Grandpa wants to be as sweet as Yi Gulixiang and the others!

Grandpa is very curious.jpg

The phone froze for a moment: [I really didn't expect you to say this answer...]

"Why can't you think of it?" I was very puzzled by this, tilted my head and said, "I used to say 'I will sleep with seven or eight young ladies someday' is not a joke!"

That is really really really my highest ideal!

he:【……】

However, the embarrassing state of chatting like we were alone in the vacant room did not last long, and soon something happened.

"I am back."

"Xiaoyu...are you, are you at home?"

Hearing the unlocking, footsteps, and Yi Gu Youtai's usual weak voice, I quickly jumped out of the bed and ran towards the entrance.

"Welcome back, brother, Lixiang, the meal is ready, or do you want to take a bath first? I have hot water..."

"No...compared to that, Xiaoyu, can I ask you something?"

"?"

Seeing the dejected young man hugging himself tightly with both arms, I knew that the expected "that thing" might have happened.

"Tell me what you want," so I nodded at him in a good manner, leaned over, took out a clean handkerchief from my pocket, and wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, "As long as it's something within my ability, I will will do."

As the saying goes, to get a good impression, you have to get to the end, so I added:

"Even if it's something beyond my ability, even if it's for Brother Yi Bone, I will try my best to do it."

"Thank you, Xiaoyu," Yi Gu showed me grateful eyes, and even pulled the corners of his lips into a forced smile, "Actually, just now at school..."

After that, he told me that he was threatened by his classmates again, and then Satoka came out in a fit of anger and twisted everyone like a rag until they were deformed and stuffed them all into the locker.

"What should I do? Can you treat them like last time? They seem to be seriously injured." He was trembling, and the pale skin that had been wiped off was soaked with sweat again. She's very good and won't hurt people like this easily, because I will tell her to be patient. But I don't know why this time..."

I thought to myself, what's so strange about this.

I don't even look at who is the person who blows Xiaoxiang's pillow every day.

Lixiang did a good job, and she did it.

In order to protect the man I love, I cleared away all the obstacles in front of me... Good boy, I didn't waste so much time explaining many girl manga for her in detail.

Mobile phone: [Did you really not explain "Wei O's Diary"? 】

Well.

In short.

After this incident breaks out, Yi Guyoutai will probably be approached by the people from the high school soon, and then get involved with the magic world, and then fast forward directly to fighting monsters and upgrading to finally avenging a friend with a slap in the face The cursed master Xia Youjie.

Mobile phone: [Why do you act like you have taken the script? 】

"Boom boom boom!"

At this time-

There was a sudden knock on the door.

I:"!"

What the hell?

Has Gaozhuan sent someone over so soon?

Are they all the group of Ango Sakaguchi who don't need to sleep and are always on call?

Otoko Yuta and I turned our heads vigilantly at the same time, and Lixiang also showed half of his head from behind the latter with a bad expression at this time, aggressively.

"Who is here?"

I asked knowingly.

"No... I don't know," Yi Gu was still trembling, his pupils were unnaturally dilated due to excessive fear, "but I have always had the strange feeling of being followed after I came out of the cake shop... Lixiang also felt it several times Restless, I can't figure out what's going on..."

ha?Cake shop?

After such a big event, this kid still went to the cake shop for a walk?If it weren't for the frightened appearance, I really thought he was the kind of character who pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger.

While complaining in my heart, I lowered my head subconsciously, only then did I notice that the other party was carrying a familiar paper bag in his hand.

Ah, it's not...

Isn't this the paper bag from that new bakery that I'm craving so much but are super hard to find?

"Ah, by the way, Xiao Yu, this one is for you."

I just talked to him this morning...

……

...

"This kind of thing happened today, I'm worried that I might not have the chance to buy it for you later, so..."

Oh my goodness.

Yi Guyouta, don't do this.

It's like I'm the only one who's the bad guy!

"dong dong dong dong"

The door was knocked again, and the micro-expression on my face changed again and again, and finally I sighed as if I gave up on myself, put away the panic and timid expression on my face like Otoko Yuta, and raised my head and said to him.

"Maybe it's for you and Lixiang, anyway, you guys hide in first, and I'll deal with it here."

"But Xiaoyu, what are you going to do..."

"Shhh," I gestured to silence my voice, and lowered my voice myself, "Don't worry, have you forgotten? I'm very powerful, ordinary perverts can't do anything to me."

Yi Gu Youtai: "No, I'm worried about the people outside the door."

I:"……?"

I was choked for a moment, and then pushed them one by one into the bedroom without saying a word.

【how?Have you changed your mind? 】The phone asked me at this time,【Isn't this situation all in your plan? 】

"Let's be less verbose."

I'm just not used to cheating honest people.

After thinking about it, I put my phone in camera mode and placed it in a hidden place facing the door, and reminded him:

"Wait a minute, be smart and watch things and do things, understand?"

The phone didn't ask much, just typed a [OK]

After doing this, I carefully walked towards the door as lightly as possible, stood on tiptoe, put the cat's eye on it and looked out.

Soon, a strange man immediately entered my field of vision.

The white hair is tied up high like a brush, the eyes are tightly wrapped with several bandages, and I am wearing a high school uniform that can make my DNA tremble.

I:"………………"

Good guy.

cosplay?

But the problem is that Kakashi doesn't look like this, does he?

And even though 10 years have passed, the High School of Conjuration still does not recruit normal humans as always...

I can't even complain.