The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

Reading Tips: Chapters 28-29 are from Su Nuo’s perspective, and this chapter is the current timeline

unhappy.

……

Originally, most of the two-faced Nuo didn't pay much attention to what Xiaoyu would do when he stayed outside the realm of life. It would be more interesting to observe human beings than sleep on the street.

Therefore, most of the time, he just huddled in the field alone and played with himself, and didn't pay attention to the living conditions of the little girl in the outside world.

Because I don't have a cold.

——But why is he mobilizing his senses to observe the outside world with disgust, what is happening around Xiao Yu at this moment?

The reason should start from a few minutes ago——

……

……

At that time, the two-faced Su Nuo, who was still thinking about how to spend his idle time, was lying face-to-face like a slug meditating in the field as usual.

As a result of the meditation, he had his waist exposed to the sky without any precautions, and in the next second, he was stepped on by Xiao Yu, who suddenly came to him, with a righteousness from heaven.

"... "

Calmly, he glanced at the small shadow that suddenly appeared on his back with his peripheral vision.

I have generally become accustomed to the latter's unusual appearance every time.

——That brat did it on purpose.

Obviously he can choose the location of the airborne independently, and every time he is not afraid of death, he insists on picking a place where he will hit him and hit him by surprise.However, on the verge of death, after Dapeng spread his wings and had enough fun, he would apologize to him perfunctorily with an innocent expression that could easily be seen at a glance, "Oh, I didn't know that the old man was just lying here"... …,some type of.

In fact, every time the two-faced Su Nuo wanted to dodge, he could dodge it easily, but he gradually became too lazy to move his nest, and it didn't hurt much for him to be stepped on by a not-so-big grasshopper. , So when she came to see him this time, she simply let her step on it triumphantly, counting seconds to predict the time of her apology.

"Hey, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know you were sleeping here," the line didn't change, and he added a kick, "just to step on your back"

It's really presumptuous.

I yawned lazily, and when the little girl tilted her head and looked over curiously, muttering "something is wrong...why are you so good-tempered today", the mouth that had been waiting there on her back seemed to be Opened slightly as if to yawn... through the fabric of the kimono, he bit the white fruity foot gently.

"Hey... oh shit!

It's useless to use great force...otherwise her crooked foot would have been bitten off without a single toe left.The two-faced Su Nuo is purely for the purpose of frightening the little peacock that is about to spread its tail.

But it was too unexpected that the other party would come to this trick. In addition, Xiao Yu's feet were all stepped on the uneven back of the man, so it was difficult to maintain balance. Being attacked by such a attack was like being frightened by a cat whose tail was stepped on. Leaping to the side, he rolled down in a state of embarrassment.

"!"

This is not over yet, when he came down, he was caught by the kimono material that was in the way of the old man, and in the end, his left foot was severely twisted to one side in a twisted and deformed posture.

"..."

Su Nuo, who sat up from the ground with a deep frown, silently rubbed his left foot, which was correspondingly receiving the pain, and looked at Xiao Yu, who was staring at her with big eyes and small eyes, and finally pressed his forehead helplessly. Sigh out loud.

"are you an idiot?"

... well this can hurt too.

Don't you think he's not involved enough in the usual way?

"Who made you come here all of a sudden!"

The entire ankle became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye.

But the owner of the foot didn't feel any pain at all, and seemed to be deliberately stretching out his hand to poke and fiddle with the wound, until the whole finger was stopped by the generous big hand stretching from the side. .

"Tsk."

His face was full of impatience, as if someone was forcing him to do this with a nudge, on the other hand, Su Nuo held Xiaoyu's slender ankle and pulled it over, reluctantly, unwilling to be thrown away. A reversal warlock.

"Thanks……"

Watching the sporadic spell power gradually melt into and disappear into the ankle, Xiao Yu and Su Nuo opened their mouths at the same time.

The former, however, swallowed half of his unconcerned thank you, changed his words, and made a prediction before the man spoke:

"Ah, I guess you're going to cut me off and say—"

"Don't put gold on your face, I just don't want to let myself suffer... right?"

His tone and demeanor were imitated vividly, and he didn't forget to wink at him when he was done. That weird look almost didn't make the grumpy old man who had written "I will kill you and my family again" on the spot laugh on the spot.

"So," showing a very kind smile, he grabbed the little girl's head with a little force, and the two-faced Su Nuo's voice was dark, "You came here just to play tricks on me? Brat?"

Xiaoyu: "..."

Again

This man is always hands-on.

Life is not easy, beauty sighs.jpg

...

Although the other party still looks like a bird, Xiao Yu can still feel that he is not angry.

After all, the current situation is rounded up, the other party is her, she is the other party, and the general emotions can be easily felt by carefully tasting.

"I've accepted a mission, and I'm going to a place next," she was unambiguous, so she went straight to the point, and said to him with a serious face, "I need a lot of magic power just to be on the safe side."

"..."

Originally, he looked like "Where you go is none of my business", but after hearing the second half of the sentence, he seemed to be a little bit more motivated.

oh so

Did you personally deliver it to him this time?

Obviously, if he noticed his intention to eat before, he would swipe away and hide far away, and if he was in a hurry, he would die on the spot and leave the field...

However, it depends on whether he has the appetite to take the initiative or not.

Thinking of this, Su Nuo was finally willing to condescend and raise his eyelids slightly, and looked straight at the kid for the first time that day.

However, just looking at her like this, the man suddenly realized that she seemed a little different from usual today.

As for the specific difference, he doesn't pay too much attention to the ants and doesn't know much about them, so he can't tell for a while... In short, his cheeks are very red, the kind of blush from steam, which was wrapped in tight clothes in the past Most of the skin was exposed at this time, and there was only a flimsy white dress that looked easy to sizzle, probably worn by the other party to sleep, and the length was probably only enough to cover the lower part of the thighs, and the thickness was even more unnecessary. I hope that that kind of transparency can be found to be a vacuum without looking carefully...

He narrowed two of his red eyes, and the tip of his tongue slightly touched his canine teeth. It was strange that he had a reaction.For a while, even Su Nuo himself felt a little dry in his throat unexpectedly, but he really wanted to grab a piece of panna cotta from her to satisfy his greed.

He... is hungry.

Humph.

His eyes wandered over the fair skin and immature face, the inhuman curse looked at the prey, touched his chin and began to compare with the impression of the little girl in his mind half a year or even more than a year ago... Speaking of human beings Grow so fast?That kind of place, he remembered, seemed to have grown up a lot compared to the last time he met this kid... Although his face was still as deceptive as his own, it seemed that he hadn't grown at all, and it was precisely because of this that he deliberately appeared in this posture. She in front of him aroused his desire to laugh even more.

Lure. Lure?

——Just relying on that little bug that can't be seen enough?

How presumptuous.

……

And what is far from the self-confidence set in the two-faced Su Nuo's heart is that the reason why Xiaoyu dressed like this casually and came in is really not a deliberate consideration.

One of the reasons is, of course, that there is not enough time. She has to get the magic power from Su Nuo before the effect of Qianjia's talisman ends, and then quickly rush to the auxiliary supervisor to the place of exorcism, and she may need to take a bath again to clean up in the middle , considering the time constraints and the two-faced Nuo is not the reason for Xie Nan, some steps are naturally more convenient if you can save them... So I simply came here wearing the simplest clothes.

As for whether you would be ashamed to ask her?

Really not.

After all, Xiao Yu didn't treat Liang-faced Su Nuo as an outsider or even as a human being at all...

Coupled with the fact that the other party's breath and taste are almost assimilated to the same as his own, if you don't go into it, you can completely treat it as a modified version of yourself.

Just ask yourself, do you still need to have a psychological burden to be honest with yourself?

Not to mention the bottoming dress, even if she was allowed to hang around in front of Su Nuo in the emperor's new clothes, it would be worthwhile.

And not without...

However, perhaps because both of them are food cooks at heart, the food will get cold after hesitating for too long, so they really don't have a grumpy personality.

Since both parties have no objections and are OK, let's do it.

For Xiaoyu, what kind of bicycle do you need to play in your dreams?And the conditions on the opposite side are not bad.She doesn't feel any pain now either.It's even more exciting than last time.

And for the other party—the little guy I raise by my side, the bug that belongs to him alone, if I want something occasionally, I will give it, mantra or something else, anyway, he has a lot of double-sided things.

…………

But what surprised him this time was that the little bug was different from the previous time when he hugged him and would just tremble and cry until he couldn't help crying softly, this time it unexpectedly Unexpectedly... active?

What's even weirder is that sometimes the dominance is still in her hands, which makes the two-faced Su Nuo feel like she's being taken advantage of by prostitutes...

Did you make a mistake?He was crushed?

Super upset.

But wait.

It's all over this level, obviously it's over... Doesn't she feel any pain?

?

Su Nuo on both sides fell into deep thought with a question mark.

——Is it because I have been dead for too long that I finally can't dance his big talk, or is this little guy eating some strange things without telling him to super-evolve?

But really brave enough...

They even told him to "hurry up" and said that he "hasn't had enough to eat like an old man"... or something.

I am afraid that among so many ants, she is the only one who dares to challenge him like this?

Make her cry till she can't speak.

……

...

Even so, the two-faced Su Nuo still didn't respond this time. Xiaoyu, who was confused by him and came over to ask for help, didn't give him a chance to let her help him. Bite, but obviously he wouldn't Acknowledging that this was a slight ptsd when the tongue suffered the separation in the first place...

In fact, as early as in the process of getting along with the little girl Yu Shengde, he had almost discovered that this guy might have a biting habit or something.Every time he eats, as long as he stuffs his mouth full without food and puffs his cheeks up like a stupid hamster, he will bite his tongue and lips, which makes him, who is sinking together, have to worry about eating...

I often wear long-sleeved sleeves in summer because I am used to biting my sleeves when I am anxious or bored. According to me, "If you don't have sleeves, you can't help biting your fingers. It's too unhygienic, so dah."... In fact, Su Nuo on both sides feels that everything is good.

Although the little hamster who always wants to bite something is really weird and inexplicably more pleasing to the eye after watching it for a long time, and even helped her stuff her mouth with something other than food to fill her up to stop the so-called bad habit of biting, but Considering that things like tiger teeth hurt d(x)ya, and he kissed her well-grown tongue and wiped it off, the next thing to do is to give her another greedy little one. There is no other way to fill the mouth with food (mantra)...

However, it may be that the thousand-year-old double-faced uncle was too eager to prove that he was still young, and in the end Xiaoyu was completely destroyed by the whole battle.

Although I couldn't bear the pain, and even fell asleep several times halfway through for one reason or another, and almost died of anger from the two-faced Su Nuo... But it is true that the wound is bleeding.

Xiaoyu: #

Always felt……

A bit of a loss.

Well, anyway, it is the state of the soul, and it has no effect on the real deity at all. No matter how much she was born in the domain, her face is full of messes and scorched, and she is still clean when she runs into reality. An innocent and beautiful jk.

It’s like having a dream, and I’m still very touched when I wake up.JPG

——Today, I would also like to express my [-]% thanks to the two-faced uncle who is willing to cut leeks for him.

The magic power is in hand.

Originally, she thought that all the preparations before going to XX Village had been completed, and Dianci was coaxed into her submissiveness, but Gojo Satoru, who came to find him suddenly, was unexpected.

It is estimated that this kid also has a mission, and the assistant supervisor is planning to take him to different extermination locations... Xiaoyu thinks so.

After all, whether they are conjurers or supervisors, their colleges are very scarce.

At that time, although Xiao Yu, who had just been fed by Liangmian Su Nuo, did not have much desire to eat cats as desserts, but for a professional cook, there is no reason to refuse food delivered to the door .

So she only refused a little bit and planned to take a small taste.

Of course, it is limited to the "tasting" that stops on the surface.

After all, this is "reality", things like the "unrealistic" life with Su Nuo, I will not try it lightly at present...

Well for now.

Counting with fingers, there is still some time before the effect of the spell disappears. In fact, in addition to the time-related talisman pasted between the eyebrows, Xiao Yu also pasted another type of talisman on his stomach for the convenience of movement.

According to Qianjia, this kind of talisman can quickly stop the bleeding part during the effect period, and as a price, the wound will suffer more than double the pain...

Although the side effects of using it as a first aid for Gou's life are too great, but for the time being, Xiaoyu used it during menstruation very willfully because it is a special situation.

Anyway, the pain is not on her body, she doesn't care.

And the two-faced Nuo on a rope—the non-human being insensitive to pain?Anla, Anla, don't pay much attention to him at all.

As for Xia Youjie... um, huh?

Oh, there is actually a Xia Youjie.

There are too many things to consider, and Xiao Yu's little head, which is not very bright, can't turn around. It was at this time that he suddenly remembered that there is such a character as Xia Youjie.

As for him... his words.

Uh... well, I'm sorry.

Koko.

"Xiao Yu..." His thoughts were pulled back by a sticky voice.As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw a big white cat with red cheeks sticking to his ears, rubbing the tip of his nose against her like catnip he couldn't put it down, "Would you like to have sex with me?"

Ok……

It is indeed on top.

"No."

In short, first refuse him with a smile.

"Ah~~~"

He made a coquettish grunt in a very troublesome way, and buried his white haired head on Xiao Yu's neck in dissatisfaction, making the latter confused for a while, which side is dk and which side is jk, and fell into the confusion of the sage state.

Xiao Yu: "?"

It's not strange that she took the GB script, right?

Sure enough, Wutiao, the coquettish spirit, is competing with her in acting again...

"Even if it's through the clothes?" However, Wutiao*high-achieving student* Wuwu, whose mind is much more flexible than Xiaoyu's and can take advantage of loopholes, made a compromise proposal. When he approached and spoke, the smell of warm icing sugar in his mouth became stronger and stronger. "If I don't touch you, I'll just hug you and rub against you for a while... will it work?"

"..."

At once.

woohoo

His head hair is so soft, and the touch feels unbelievably comfortable like a well-maintained cat... Xiaoyu hesitated for a second, and couldn't help but bury his hands in the soft white hair. Maozhong rubbed and rubbed again, and finally even lowered his head and took a mouthful.

Sweet.

Huhu, today's Wugougou is the taste of milk candy.

And just when Xiaoyu was about to let go and half push and lie flat, Ren Rua agreed to paw and pull her cat, the phone in the other party's pocket suddenly rang.

"hiss--"

Anxiously getting up from the bed and the cat owner who was being suppressed, Gojo Satoru's puffed cat's fur was very quick and quick to press off the call.

What a joke.

It's hard to get the atmosphere just right, seeing that the unprepared prey is about to be easily hooked under the offensive of his thousand layers of routines, who cares about the phone calls from bad guys and good things in this situation!

"Is it really okay not to answer?"

"No problem, I'm going to continue."

Crawling and crawling, I posted it willfully.

"It's difficult... The effect of the time talisman seems to have expired. Could it be the supervisor who called?"

"It doesn't matter if you're two or three minutes late, if you're really worried, I'll cover for Yu-chan?"

"Huh? So you can do it in two or three minutes? So fast!"

"........."

"Are you angry? I'm just kidding... Uwah, don't bite my face#"

"... "

However, as if they wanted to stop dkjk from doing bad things intentionally, what bothered them one after another was...

A series of deadly serial calls.

"Ah, it's so annoying, is the task right? I know, I know... huh?"

"what?"

"It's Jie? Why is this guy calling here at this time?"

He tugged at the somewhat crumpled neckline of his uniform, gestured "shh" to the girl beside him, walked to the window, and the white-haired DK, who was blowing air to cool down, pressed the answer button without any hassle.

"Urgent?"

Asking briefly, at the same time, the five ghosts glanced at the little girl who was rustling on the bed and was not flexible enough to put a uniform on her body. Sugar's sparse and ordinary appearance...

It always feels a little too much.

His eyes moved away from the heroine and turned to the messy bed.I found that the sheets had long since disappeared, and the pillows didn't know where they fell...

There is enough mess.

Well, and, obviously nothing happened, and when asked, they would say that at most they ate a piece of candy together. This situation somehow caused Gojo Satoru to have a kind of...

The thrill of stealing a home.

【Don't make any noise】

So, lips.

To be on the safe side, he reminded the girl who noticed her gaze was looking at him again.

The person on the other side didn't give him a "I got it" mouth shape or an "ok" gesture. He still dangled that little foot. Little Huya's mouth was wet, and he pointed inwardly with his hand.

【sugar】

— put forward such a condition.

Pfft, so it turned out to be a vicious child who was only willing to be obedient after being fed sugar?

With the mobile phone clamped around his neck, Gojo Wu laughed and fished it into his pocket for a while, rustling, rattling, and finally took out a handful of colorful candies, and waved his hands, as if rewarding some beloved child, counting them all He threw it at the little girl.

However, before reaching out to catch it, Xiao Yu, who was hit all over the face, said: "..."

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"Wu,..."

It took a long time for the mobile phone to be connected to hear a little movement from his best friend. Gojo Satoru recovered from the suppressed smile at the little girl's fuss, and listened carefully.

"It's me."

"... But by the way, what's wrong with you, Jie? Why does it sound like you're in pain? Isn't the bad stomach healed yet?"

……

The little ears pricked up and listened silently, peeled off the candy wrapper and used sweet and greasy toffee to cover the lips that were almost overflowing with laughter, and after repeating the action several times, Xiao Yu, who had finally filled himself up, made himself into a full body again. A hamster with bulging cheeks.

"I'm fine... Wu, you answer me honestly," as if unable to speak, after a long silence, he asked, "Is Xiaoyu with you?"

Gojo Satoru: "!"

Weird.

When did my best friend secretly evolve into a great prophet without telling him?

"No, I'm on my way to the assistant supervisor right now," said with excellent psychological quality without any guilt, "Although the child also has tasks, it's unfortunate that we are not together... huh?"

Wait.

The five cats and cats were suddenly startled.

——Speaking of which way of eating, is it true that you won’t accidentally get choked or something?

"……real?"

The other end of the phone obviously didn't believe it.

"Really, really."

Responding to the mouth, it was already close to the kitten who was eating carelessly, and stretched out his hand half-strongly to get the excess candy out of the opponent's mouth.

Is it a fool!

Spit it out!

If you eat so much at once, you will be stuck!

"...Ugh!"

! !

Hey?

Xiao Yu's sudden moaning made Gojo Gojo hang up the phone in a fright.

…Oops.

The voice should not have been heard by Jie, right?

But why... I shouldn't have hurt her?

"Are you okay?"

I don't care about Xia Youjie anymore, and I don't care if I will be called again in a series of killings. At that time, I only wanted to check Xiaoyu's situation. Wutiao just wanted to find out whether the other party bit me again or the candy was stuck Then, the little girl who covered her mouth tightly with one hand, bent over and blushed gasped softly as if impatient, and then a mouth appeared out of nowhere on one side of her fair cheek——

[Stay away from his stuff, conjurer. 】

——That mouth warned.

Gojo Satoru: "..."

……

It's the two-faced Nuo who has nothing to do to spy on the screen, and finally can't bear to watch it!

Not only did that narrow-minded guy suddenly grow a mouth from the ceiling, stick out his tongue and snatch away all the candy Gojo Satoru gave him!He also messed up and did some indescribable underworld behaviors by the way!

So what is this! ?

Kiss yourself?

Internal digestion?

Speaking of which, compared to Gojo Satoru - obviously this guy's kissing skills are so bad! !

Is it because it's been 1000 years and I'm still a single dog that no one wants?No one practiced this aspect with him at all?

"Uh uh...ha...don't..."

It's rotten, but it won't work... It's about to suffocate.

Do you understand what is called step by step!At least let her take a breath before playing again!No other dog likes to lick its owner as much as you do!

[Click——]

?

What's the matter?

After finally being able to take a breath, all I could hear was the sudden and crisp sound coming from my ears.

Letting go of the hands that covered the lower half of his face, which was already wet with tears from the corners of his mouth, Xiao Yu made a swallowing movement, barely raised his wet eyes tremblingly to check the situation in front of him

However, only to see...

His dear cat, who had been silent for a long time, was digging a large piece of bed beside him with a black face and a smile on his face.

Xiaoyu: "!"

Unexpectedly, there will be follow-up progress: [Ka Ka Ka Ka, let's go——]

ah... now

her bed...

Completely crushed? ?

Xiaoyu: "..."

Xiaoyu: "####"

Gojo Satoru this guy! !

——Can you stop demolishing her house all the time! !

Do you know that the repair fee is very expensive and the money is very difficult to earn! ! #

The author has something to say: wtw: I wanted to hit someone, but I couldn't, so I was so angry that I demolished the house :)

Uncle: Go eat someone else after eating here?kind. (angry)

Jiege: What the hell... :)

Xiaoyu: My money...

I don't know who is more miserable. jpg and is still the core value of please comment area?