The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

【Double chat room】

Only be friends with rich people: the final payment has been remitted, pay attention to check

I love humans: so slow...

1 minutes later……

I love humans: [ok]

3 minutes later……

I love humans: how?

Only be friends with rich people: ?

Only be friends with rich people: how about what?

I love humans: follow-up development~

Only be friends with rich people:  …

Only be friends with rich people: Are you intelligence dealers so gossip?

[I love human beings] sent a red envelope to [Only be friends with rich people].

[Only be friends with rich people] I have received the red envelope of [I love human beings].

Only be friends with rich people: Mess.Since we have cooperated so many times, it is not impossible to tell you...

I love humans :hehe :)

Only be friends with rich people: It’s nothing, just like the information you provided, the curse last time was indeed the first-level native god belief.And it does have the technique of "transferring its own damage to the caster".

Only be friends with rich people: At that time, a classmate of mine named Hui Yuan was caught in this trick and left one step too late.The pain caused by the attack of the Nanami Dynasty's curse was directly applied to Huiyuan's body by the curse of the Udo God through the spell...

I love humans: wait, who wants to hear you say this?

I love human beings: I was asking about Mr. Xia You, how did you deal with him afterwards?After subduing the curse spirit, did you connect his pain with the curse, making life worse than death?

Only be friends with rich people: Oh, I used the technique of subduing the God of Earth, and asked him to bear half of the damage for me afterwards.that's all.

I love humans: that's it?Let him go so easily?

Only be friends with rich people: I'm not as perverted as you.

I love humans: but he's not yours...

i love humans: you are such a weird guy

Only be friends with rich people:  …

Only be friends with rich people:…

1 minutes later……

I love humans: is it still there?Don't play dead.

Only be friends with rich people: Don't be wordy, how is the investigation of the matter I entrusted before?

I love humans: oh, any information about "time travel" and "parallel space"?

I love humans: I really haven't found any curses or humans with such spells...

Only be friends with rich people: what do you want, how long has it been? [Quickly refund the money.jpg]

I love human beings: Don't worry, I have someone here that I can recommend to you, and you may be able to learn something by asking him.

【I love humans】recommended a user to【Only be friends with rich people】.

【The world's largest detective】

I love human beings: The deposit that was remitted last time should be regarded as the information fee for telling you about this person, thank you~

Only be friends with rich people: ... profiteers.

I love humans: By the way, I forgot to mention, the name of this little detective is——

……

...

"Edogawa... Ranpo?"

I silently read the latest news from the intelligence dealer named "Orihara Rinya" across the street, and fell into deep thought.

My first thought: it's a Japanese name.

Second thought: I seem to have heard of it somewhere.

third……

Before I could find any clues about the name from my massive memory, the phone was ruthlessly taken away by a big hand with sharp knuckles in front of me.

The screen controlled by the infused mana quickly went out the moment it left my hand.

"Although it's halftime, too much relaxation is not allowed!"

Right now, it is the white-haired dk who has been accompanying me in post-rehabilitation physical training these days, who is very stinky and preaches to me like an adult.

"Who is the guy who didn't forget to eat the cake at halftime talking about?"

Before the person tilted his head and tried the password to unlock it innocently, he snatched the phone back angrily, and I rolled my eyes instantly.

"It's more convincing to wipe off the cream on the corner of your mouth anyway."

"What!? Did you find out?"

He showed a rather terrified and distressed expression, then clutched his heart in great pain, held the last bit of cake base in his hand and said:

"Since that's the case... let's share some with you."

"Only a sip!"

"..."

I am.

Obviously I did it.

To be honest, I am too lazy to make complaints, and I sent a friend request to "The World's No. [-] Detective" with my mobile phone without looking up:

"Who wants to eat what you left over!"

Having said that, I, with my excellent business acumen, began to think about another possibility...

If five uneaten cakes were posted on the school forum for auction——

Maybe those idiot seniors / juniors who have been coveting Wutiao for a long time will be willing to pay a lot of money.

"..."

"... "

Forget it.

People can't, or at least shouldn't.

Gojo Satoru quickly finished his sugar intake time, and after he was alive and kicking, he dragged me to start the next round of devil training.

Rather than saying it is training, in fact, it is better to say that I am unilaterally being driven around the training ground by him with no lower limit...

He ran, I chased.

He has a mean face, and I still can't beat him.

From time to time, there would be a flash of sneak attack from behind without talking about martial arts, and before I turned around, I slapped my head, messing up the hairstyle that I got up early in the morning.

Absolutely.

As far as his virtue is concerned, it is probably still a question of whether he can trick a girl into him at the age of 30.

It has been a while since the last incident of belief in the god of production, and after that, the family into the nitrate went to my ward all day long to perform spells as often as n times a night. She made it smooth and smooth, and it tasted delicious.

Fortunately, Noctua didn't embarrass me about the make-up exam. I can see that the old man was also very angry about the fact that the information error caused the students to be seriously injured or even almost wiped out. When it comes to huge post-event compensation, this includes my theoretical knowledge exemption from the exam and everyone's physical, mental and physical damages, etc.

Seeing Father Sun getting hotter day by day, he almost put on stockings and danced a pole dance, making his whole body (in the physical sense) hot, and the curse spirits spewing out from all over the place became more and more unrestrained and unbridled.

Because I go to my brother's place for a continuation wave from time to time and still hold the magic spell, it has become normal for me to exorcise and devour a few useful spells that look good.

But even so, I can't stand the disgusting smell of the rag.

——How can a little fairy eat a rag?

Of course not! ! !

So after my painstaking research, plus the knowledge of herbal medicine that I learned from Yin Gu in the first life, plus a little bit of magic power infused into the soul to reconcile, finally a genius like me rubbed out a kind of "After taking it 1 Loss of taste within minutes" three-no pills.

Just take this medicine every time before swallowing the mantra, and it can perfectly solve the problem of unpalatable rags.

I understand!Ginkgo!I realized again!

This is the power of knowledge!

This wave is a victory for scholars!

"Why are you in a daze? Xiaoyu."

"Are you fascinated by watching me again? Pay attention."

The forehead was flicked.

In the next second, half of the sight was blocked by someone, and Gojo Satoru came forward and flicked away a cute little fly that was about to hit the top of my head.

The low-level mantra, which was brought in as a training mouse, turned a dozen or so somersaults in mid-air before barely stopping not far away. After stopping, it persevered towards me and flew towards me again.

so close.

I was almost attacked when I was distracted.

Thankfully, Gojo Satoru still has some conscience.

After all, although it is a mob that is so weak that it can hardly cause actual harm to people, but being bitten by a little thing that looks like a butt and looks like a parasitic beast, it will more or less cause some physiological problems. uncomfortable.

Laugh to death.

I don't want to be touched by ugly things at all.

【Kannazuki——】

I simply raised my hand and threw a spell that I took from Hui Yuan, and I lost my head in seconds.

……

not at all.

Due to the lack of concentration, the spell power and supernatural power have not been fully integrated, so what is thrown is only invalid damage that can cause damage to humans and buildings, but is completely useless against curses.

【boom--】

The result of this is that after a long time, I personally destroyed a training room again. The low-level curse was safe and sound. The gap is about to fly out into the sky.

"With dim sum."

"..."

"By the way, I wanted to ask you a long time ago, Yu-chan, you..." Wutiao Wu couldn't help but touch his chin and turned to look at me. Are you the twenty-five boy who came to the college to be an undercover agent?"

I glared at him with a downcast face: "Yes, be careful in the future."

The corners of his mouth were raised, and he was about to reach out to rub my hair out of habit, but I got out of the way with my short body.

"Hey, it's so rare that I didn't open the unlimited limit, so I can give you something to play around with." The white-haired high school student raised his hand and made a "no malice" gesture, and shrugged regretfully, "If you just used It is not a problem that my technique can definitely be solved in minutes."

Good guy.

As expected of him.

While selling and boasting, don't forget to diss a wave of ashes.

The little expert pulling and stepping is talking about you, Mr. Wu Tiao.

"It's not that I don't want to use your technique," I sighed, "it's just that the effect is getting weaker if you use it too much."

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

This is telling the truth.

It can be saved for three days with a simple touch before, and can be used at will during this period——

That is, the shelf life is 3 days.

After a few months, it will be reduced to 2 days and 1 day.

It's getting worse and worse.

In the end, it could only be changed to violently rubbing the five Wuwu dogs' heads and rubbing the cat's face to prolong the shelf life. After long-term use until today, the effect of rubbing the head and face is greatly reduced, so we can only gradually start with other people's techniques.

This is totally...

Forced to make me the rhythm of Aquaman.

I thought painfully.

"Here."

Suddenly at this moment, the tall white-haired DK walked up to him, squatted down, and stretched out one of his paws towards me neatly.

I:"?"

What is this man doing?

Give me...five?

I was still in the research of super-serious academic issues, but I didn't react, and my right hand was impatiently snatched away and held by the person wearing sunglasses in front of me.

"!"

I was taken aback.

But not completely intimidated.

After all, the little genius on the opposite side is Gojo Satoru who does nothing OOC.

but……

"I'm serious, don't do this to other girls casually."

I really feel more than a little worry for the majority of female compatriots.

If you change to someone who is not good looking or someone you are not familiar with, it can be regarded as sexual harassment.

"Stop rambling, isn't this helping you find a way to explore supernatural powers?" The boy curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and the blue eyes behind the sunglasses shifted slightly, "Why is it sexual harassment?"

Me: "?" Huh?

Is my mental activity written all over my face?

Careless.

But he actually offered to help me, because the sun really came out from the west.

"You are such a good person," so I said emotionally, and the other hand took the initiative to clasp his remaining big hand, and the fingers squeezed into the gaps of his fingers to interlock with his, "Actually, through this kind of deeper release The method of absorbing spells... I have wanted to try this for a long time, and I was afraid that you would not like it."

"Huh? Wait..."

"No, it seems that even if every inch of the skin on the hand is glued with 502, it doesn't feel like much has been absorbed."

"Hey…"

Frowning and muttering, I used my knees to withstand the cat climbing frame, and I was caught off guard by the weight of gravity on it, and it directly transformed from squatting to sitting on the ground.

The back of his head seemed to hit the wall behind him with a "boom", and it probably hurt a little if he didn't open Infinity. I saw one of his beautiful eyes narrowed in pain.

Seeing this, one hand temporarily gave up touching the opponent's palm, loosened it, lifted it and took off the obstructing glasses.

"Xiao Yu, you...?"

It seems that he didn't expect that I would come directly to A, his voice was a little hoarse, and he looked at him uncertainly with a little frightened blue eyes.

I look at him seriously.

An unobstructed delicate baby face is completely exposed, the thick eyelashes that look like porcelain and snow tremble slightly on the eyes, and the beautifully contoured Adam's apple also rolls up and down with slightly chaotic breathing...

"Don't be nervous," I pressed my fingertips on his neck and Adam's apple in a funny way, a bit like a cruel hunter who wants to cut off the prey at any time, but my force is very gentle, "It's not about exploring abilities." What? I won't do anything to you."

As he said that, without waiting for him to regret and refuse, he narrowed the distance by embracing the five napes of the neck in a circle, and raised his face to quickly peck the boy's fair cheek.

"..."

At first there was speculation about [Kannazuki].

The method of obtaining other people's spells, after "contact" is "kiss".

as predicted.

Although I just took a small sip on the other person's face just now, I can clearly feel it at this moment——

The effects of the spells absorbed through feedback and simple touch with hands are not on the same level at all.

If it could only be regarded as a small mouthful of food before, it is obvious that there is a feeling of being slightly filled...

Just, not enough.

For a while, wanting to become more greedy, to this person in front of him——

Ask for more.

……

...

So hungry.

I didn't even realize it myself, and the state of black bubbles appeared in the chaos of my head.

The pupils of the eyes that were still clear at the last moment swayed and rippled around, as if a spoon had stirred the Gojo Satoru coffee latte art reflected in the center of the pupils, stirring them into a terrible paste.

So hungry.

want to eat.

eat

"Cut, what, that's it?" Just before some kind of ambition reached its peak and my mind was crumbling, I heard DK's disdainful voice enter my eardrums, "I thought you would at least play cherry stem knotting with me, just This is it?"

He rubbed my head, like dealing with an ignorant child.

Don't forget to sneer when it's over:

"It's the same as the exorcism just now—"

"Typical thunder, heavy rain, little rain, Xiao Yu."

I:"……"

I:"……###"

can.

I was completely irritated by him in front of me.

Wujo Wu can do it, and he can always mock people.

Isn't it just uttering wild words?

You can't eat indiscriminately, and you can talk indiscriminately. Anyway, if you say it, you won't die. I will say it too.

Maintaining the terrible state of losing the highlight, I raised my hand and grabbed Gojo Goto's damned little chin with his mouth open.

"Hiss, it hurts..."

"Cherry stalk, right? Do you want to play? Yes~ I will accompany you to the end."

"Huh? Yu-chan, don't suddenly smile so brightly...it looks so dangerous, I'm afraid."

Raise the person's chin a little higher, approach, and the back of the cat's head, which was forced into a corner and could not retreat, was almost close to the wall.

"Is there anything else you want to play?"

"Hey, whether it's superficial things or more extreme things, let's try them all, okay?"

I kneaded one side of his beautiful face and kneaded it into a dough. I traced the light pink and beautifully shaped lips with the pad of my thumb, and pressed it down gradually.

Cold white and cherry color, all want to be dyed into my favorite red.

"Whoever yells and hurts first will lose, and the loser will let one billion enter. enter. into the bank account of the other party—"

"How about it?"

...

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "Fuck."

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