The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

Before slightly.

Gingu from another world, and my favorite Reese who is somewhere at the moment:

This is the 263rd time in my life I have written to you Yun——

How about you come in?

Are you still alive?

I am very energetic!

Now I can eat three bowls of rice in one go, and from time to time I still "eat with my face".

The literal meaning is that sometimes I will deliberately feed mustard and chili sauce into the mouth of the uncle on the left cheek, but don't look at it, I actually get along with that underworld man paper pretty well!

After getting along for a long time, I have figured out the eating preferences of that thing, and when I am comfortable with him, the other party will call me by my name instead of "little devil and little devil" rudely!

Uh...Let’s be called “Limei” by mistake occasionally (I don’t know who this is, it’s probably his former cook or a poor little guy forced to work in the same situation as I am now), but Compared with choking your neck, breaking your arms, piercing your heart, lungs, and stomach, such trivial things as "meal replacement" are not worth mentioning.

Well, now that I think about it, if I had known that guy was the ultimate cook, I wouldn't have suffered so much if I had followed suit from the very beginning!

As for what I told you last time, that I was admitted to the high school of conjuration-in fact, the inside story behind this is: the high-level old ghosts in the conjuration world wanted to directly label them as "uncontrollable" and "disturbing Tianyuan". "Assimilation" is the reason for me to be executed directly.

They really wanted to kill me.

But then it seemed that it was because of Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie's lobbying...

In addition, my brother firmly insisted that the time he was injured by the two-faced Su Nuo [appearance] was purely an accident during the sparring process, not my loss of control;

In addition, Wutiao Wu threatened that he was better than Liangmian Su Nuo, and the uncontrollable factor of suppressing me was not a problem at all;

In addition, there was a woman named "Makima" who contacted the high-level executives and said it in the other party's mouth...

"That child still has the value of [education]. It would be a pity to kill it casually. I understand that you are as cowardly as a mouse and dare not use her power at will. Why don't you sell her favors and give her to Gong An to let her How about working for us till we die?"

Under the stimulation of some speeches;

In short, it was the combination of various factors that finally contributed to the fact that I was miraculously only required to "study in a high school as a usable magician under the supervision of Gojo Satoru" in the future, and no other more serious punishments were imposed.

Although I think the behavior of those people who are arrogant and arrogant enough to decide other people's lives is arrogant and disgusting, but, regarding the point of "under the supervision of Gojo Satoru"...

That's Wujo Wujo!

The young master of a rich family!

Just by reselling the shirts he wore, he could make a net profit of hundreds of thousands or even several times or even ten times the original price... What a joke!This guy is an inexhaustible mobile ATM machine! !

Not to mention that as long as you make some sweets on weekdays, you are willing to lie down and do whatever you want. Compared with real cats and dogs, you even save the cost of regular deworming and castration, not only do you not need to spend extra money to buy cats (dogs) Food can be fed by cats (dogs) in turn, and if you get one, you can earn a carload, brother!

This wave is well deserved.

Well, of course, the above-mentioned are all advantages that exist in a super-ideal situation. Most of the time, this male high school student with a badass personality is still annoying.

I won't go into too much detail on this point here, I'm afraid you two will feel sorry for me too much.

Besides, it's about my brother Xia Youjie.

Although it's been so long, I haven't been able to finally decide how to carry out my revenge plan

And calm down and think about it carefully: It seems that it is too childish and unreasonable to impose the hatred in the future on him who is innocent in the current timeline... Although this does not mean that in this life I will will do nothing.

In addition, I thought about it carefully: If I can find a way to go back to my previous life through time and space, and throw the knife accurately back to my brother in that time and space, this approach seems to be the best.

After all, there is a grievance and a debtor, what the leader Jie has done... Although he is not reconciled, it seems that it really has nothing to do with DK Jie! !

I'm so annoying.

So why does this tangled problem have to fall on me!

In short, whether my brother in this world ends up repeating the old ways and defecting or not, I don't bother to care about it for the time being.

Anyway, from the current point of view, I can be said to have successfully got rid of the ranks of "monkeys" in his eyes, who have a close relationship with the two-faced Su Nuo. If the other party goes crazy and black, they can't treat me as a "monkey".

And what's strange is that I found that Xia Youjie seems to have deliberately kept a distance from me since the astral body incident (?), and sometimes I almost doubt that he might have inherited the memory of his previous life. I want to take revenge on him, so I intentionally stay away from me to save my life.

...?

Always feel that something is wrong?

Forget it, that's fine.

In short, I am at ease without seeing him, and the days of petting cats and lions every day are over.

Although sometimes I will think on a whim, "Oh, I'm so annoying that I can get entangled in a woolen thread and let the two-faced Su Nuo go out and send people away directly", but...

Having said that, my brother is also a rare super magician.

To be honest, I'm really worried that when the car overturns, the other party will hit me with Su Nuo (level: Lv. 1 finger).

But people still have ideals.

I decided to give it a try.

"Master, if you are so strong, it shouldn't be a problem to revolt with the magic spirit?"

One day, I stood up in front of Liangmian Su Nuo like this, and was careful to test.

"What obligation does my uncle have to be used as a gun by you?"

——Sure enough, I received a condescending uncle-like fart reply.

Good guy.

Speaking of which, this ancient male paper has been with me for a long time, and it seems that even his speech has become more and more in line with the times.

He actually still knows the term "gun". In the future, can we expect him to drive an Italian cannon and cast a spell on me?

画…

The picture is too beautiful.

And just when my mind was diverging and thinking about some fucking weird things, the other party suddenly reached out and covered my brain completely.

It looked scary, but it didn't take much effort.

"What should I do now, don't I need to remind you? Brat."

He said, narrowing his eyes half-threateningly and half-suggestively.

"?"

Take a look at the time.

Oh, meal time.

"Ah, I got it, I got it," said casually, stood on tiptoe, and boldly rubbed against the palm of his big hand covering my head, "Let's eat fried pork with ginger tonight."

Before he lost his temper, he quickly dodged away.

Just slip away after rubbing, okay!

Although it has been said before that my supernatural ability cannot copy the spell through contact with the uncle in the soul state.

However, after observation, it was found that the circulation of the magic power circuit in the body will be smoother after contact...

Therefore, adhering to the principle of "it's healthier to live, and it's not worth it", I occasionally come to the field of life to touch porcelain on both sides.

From 100% separate actions at the beginning, to turning a blind eye later, this big bad-tempered lion seems to be tamed by me bit by bit...?

"Hey, kid."

"what?"

"When are you going to grind?"

"Clap."

what.

Don't say anything.

I'm going to pick up a head.

……

harm.

If you think about it carefully, both parties are each other's tool people, using each other to get what they need.

Who takes who seriously.

Before slightly.

Big baby Reese and Yin Gu:

Sneaking in to write to you again, Gaozhuan beat workers for no reason orz

The 28th (cloud) pen of this month, hmm... let me think about what else I can tell you.

correct.

Remember that uncle who took me out of the confinement room?

——He is Gojo Satoru's head teacher Noctua Masamichi.

It is said that he has also recently served as an associate principal.

At the beginning, my "entrance test" was also supervised and guided by this stalwart man.

Although it is an "entrance test", it is completely different from the schools of ordinary monkeys. There is no need for a written test to test theoretical knowledge, but the content of the test is also very strange——

It means that at that time, I had recuperated for a few days and returned to the state of full blood. I was taken to a vast room full of ugly and cute dolls...

"It's here."

While speaking, the upright Mr. Guang took Wujo Wu and I to the front one step ahead, showing his back, posing in a super tense and super-burning pose and standing still.

Under my bewildered eyes and the "here we come again" of the DK beside me, the other party turned around like he was stepping on the spot in an anime, and he seemed to have entered a certain state in an instant, and suddenly asked me a serious question— —

"What are you doing here?"

I:"……?"

me?"

To be reasonable, didn't you bring me into this room?

Why did this person suddenly suffer from old age when he was clearly in his prime?

old idiot...

"Ahem, I'm asking, what do you plan to use in the future after you learn the method of exorcising spells?"

Perhaps it was the vivid expression of my gaze at Mr. Ye Moth that reflected my inner thoughts at that time. The latter coughed lightly and made a supplementary speech before the misunderstanding deepened.

"That's what you mean. What do you want to do, alas..."

I tilted my head, thought about it seriously, and then replied confidently with a look of madness and no punctuation:

"—Of course it is used to beat up the two-faced Su Nuo first, and then all the old guys in your school who forced me to enroll, and then drop out and use the skills of exorcism to amass money everywhere and become what a rich woman wants to do Live the life you want!"

!!!

It's perfect. Fuck it.

But I actually wanted to talk about the ideal life of "one person, I get drunk, and I sleep with seven or eight girls (bushi)"... But seeing the nocturnal moth being so serious, an adult worried that he would be caught Teaching (playing), so I forcibly suppressed my eager humor cells...

However, after I say

The air froze for a few seconds.

after that

"……puff."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

I don't know which joke was poked at Wutiao, he covered his stomach and made a bad effort, and then laughed like a 1.9-meter child who couldn't stop...

The guy leaned back and forth, and the sunglasses slid off his face and hit me directly on the head. It took him a long time to lift his head and fingers to wipe off the few drops of eyes hanging from the curved eyelashes, and he still gave me a thumbs up: "It's you! .”

"...Ah this."

On the other hand, Teacher Noctua showed a very troublesome look when facing problem students.

He glanced at Gojo Satoru, then quickly turned his head to focus on me again, and glanced at him again, as if thinking that the two faces of the two of us could be superimposed together in a superimposed layer.

"Five..."

In the end, he suddenly called out to the students in his class with a solemn tone.

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

Ye Mozheng said: "The above means that this child will go directly to the second grade with you, right?"

Gojo Satoru: "That's right, because of Yu-chan's situation, you can't leave my side~"

Ye Mozheng said: "Then what, in fact, if you stay in the first grade, it's the same to accompany this child to the first grade."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

……

Good guy.

I figured it out.

So I was classified into the camp of problem students like Wujo Satoru and hated together?

I got it, Ginkgo.

Adults really prefer children who can come.

So, before the moth Zhengdao formed a bad first impression of me, he quickly changed his words, took a break and stood at attention like a good baby.

"I'm joking, Teacher Zhengdao~ I just said that just to brighten the atmosphere."

"What did you call me...?"

"Uh... Teacher Guang?"

"Night Moth is the surname, Xiaoyu. You can call him Night Moth. Jie also called him that way."

"Okay, I see. In short, night moth, can I..."

"Don't learn from them!!"

"Anyway, can I answer your question again?"

"...Forget it, you still have the same name as them."

"?"

"puff."

The quasi-principal, whose brain seemed to be about to burst, gave up struggling, and raised his hand to grab the hairline that would go somewhere in the future, and he looked tired and aged in his teens.

In the end, he said to me in a hoarse voice amidst Wutiao's goose laughter of "goose goose goose goose goose goose":

"Then Xia Youyu, let me ask you again, this time you should answer carefully—"

"You entered the high school of conjuration, what is the purpose of learning exorcism skills, and why are you standing here?"

I stood at attention, with my hands behind my back, my eyes looking forward, and my voice was loud and powerful, confident and firm, and I said the answer that would be loved by the people's teachers in front of me——

"I learned exorcising skills to save innocent victims trapped by curse spirits in dire straits."

"The reason why I stand here is because of the righteousness in my heart!"

then

I was beaten all over my head by Noctumoth Zhengdao's doll, covered my head and ran around the room.

"Ahahahahahahahahahaha..."

And my teammate Wutiao, who has no humanity at all and doesn't know what a conscience is, while friendship provides bright and lively barbell-like laughter as the background sound, he curled up in a ball and hugged his belly laughing until he rolled all over the floor.

"It's... so funny, ahahahahahahaha!"

"Little sister sauce, you are really... ah ha ha ha ha ha...!!!"

Wow, listen to what this guy has to say?

It's fine if a girl is being chased and beaten in front of her eyes, but what's the matter with lying down and laughing until she can't take care of herself! !

unacceptable! !

And that righteous Mr. Guang!

Name and criticize this Mr. Guang!

How can he despise me when I tell the truth, and ask the ghost to beat me when I tell good lies?

I am angry!

Oh, I'm really angry! !

"Hope that's not what you really think."

"……it hurts!"

"If it's that kind of answer, the result is 'unqualified', I won't let you enter easily..."

"Wait a minute! Speak up if you have something to say! Let this stop first!"

"Unfortunately, until I hear a satisfactory answer, the curse skeleton's attack will continue."

"..." Damn it! !

Noctua Moth Zhengdao really didn't let his technique stop, and stood there firmly as a thick wall, looking at me who was hit by the mung bean man, who was hit by the catapult to catapult to the mung bean man, who was so embarrassed...

So angry.

More and more people wonder if the old man has no special reason, just because he wants to beat me because he sees me upset.

"Master, do you want to discuss?"

In the end, I was chased too much and finally lost my hair, so I decided to use my trump card to exchange ideas with the uncle in the elf illustration book.

Decided!

I'm going to summon a double and tear this doll to pieces!

"Are you sure...?" With a half-smile tone, I heard Su Nuo on both sides teasingly licking blood with the tip of a knife, "I'm afraid that after I'm released, I won't be able to resist killing you right away." drop you."

Damn.

Is it possible that this guy is still angry that I forced him to experience the unbearable pain of a woman's life a few days ago?

It's not necessary, it's not necessary, if you really want to do this, you'll still be angry after that.

Once a month!

...About this point, it seems that I haven't told you yet, have I?uncle.

……

Ok?

and many more.

"What does 'let it out' mean?"

Dodging an attack that I had figured out the pattern of, I found myself suddenly grasping Huadian.

"Isn't it possible that if you want to come out, sir, you will be able to pop up out of nowhere like last time?"

"Last time" refers to a few days ago when Xia Youjie came in vertically to visit me → was carried out horizontally by five nitrous → I squatted behind to pick up his magic ball and eat it [Appearance] storm.

The uncle didn't reply.

Silence also means that he guessed right, he is very embarrassed so he doesn't want to say anything.

Following the observation of the past few days, the routine is often like this.

"So..." I hesitated to confirm, "I didn't lose control of you that time, you achieved [Appearance] by relying on my will, right?"

I thought that there were many situations where I couldn't control him, but the fact is... the exact opposite?

"Hmph," the slow and lazy voice finally came over, "otherwise, why do you think that woman was unharmed?...Even with the protection of the conjurer boy."

I go.

He meant that I summoned him out on my own to intentionally bully my brother?

The only target is Xia Youjie?

how is this possible.

How could I have that kind of thought.

I figured it out, I realized it, I want to get along well with the brother I hacked before in this life, I want to be a good sister to save his heart and prevent him from taking the route of defection, and let him live without any pain Live in this world!

I mean it.

I really think so.

"You lied to yourself, you."

Two-faced Su Nuo spoke again.

"It's really a distorted personality..."

I heard a smile in his tone at this time.

"However, that's the only thing I don't hate."

I:"?"

???

I am at a loss.

crooked?

What word game is this guy playing?

!

It's over.

Our uncle must not be crazy, he has started talking nonsense.

Forget it, since that's the case, don't bother him to come out for business, even if there is no double-faced Nuo, don't I still have another ball... no, another curse spirit?

Come out!Yuan Devouring Beast Sauce!

It's up to you! !

Before being reduced to a sandbag again and being beaten flat by a doll, I stopped, turned around, raised my right hand, and the supernatural power was activated.

[Kannazuki * Mantra Spiritual Exercise [Reprint]]

The light appeared for a while, and when I looked closely again, a barely usable insect-shaped curse spirit appeared out of nowhere in my hand.

"That's it!"

Aiming at the cursed doll skeleton that was about to launch a new wave of attack towards me and was flying towards me like bullets, I forcefully opened the closed lips of the cursed bug with both hands.

The worm's mouth opened wide, opened wide, and was quickly stretched to the extreme, opened to a size that could completely accommodate the two dolls, and finally swallowed the cursed skeleton with astonishing kinetic energy and acceleration unimpeded like a black hole.

"You did a good job," Ye Moth standing in the distance raised his eyebrows, rubbing the stubble on his chin with a hint of approval in his eyes, "but it's not enough..."

"I haven't heard a satisfactory answer yet."

With that said, he picked up a new doll and prepared to inject mana.

"Are you satisfied with the answer—"

I repeated in a low voice, turned around, and before the moth completely "activated" another cursed skeleton to attack again, I pointed the worm body with the closed upper mouth in my hand at him.

"Why did you enroll, why did you get expelled, whatever—"

"First of all, of course it's for yourself!!"

Repeat the previous set of actions and open the bug's mouth wide open again.

"It's like now—"

"I want to beat Yemo teacher just like you for myself!!!"

Before the words fell, the curse skeleton, which maintained its original kinetic energy and acceleration like a cannonball, had already been fired from the curse spirit's mouth...

Straight towards the middle of Noctuid Moth's nose!

"!!!"

about to...

bumped into it!

"qualified."

The palm was raised, and before the punch touched the tip of the nose to cause real damage, the doll injected with magic power seemed to lose its life in an instant, and was easily caught by the high-level teacher in mid-air.

"Well done."

The night moth said, grabbing the two dolls that were not moving in one hand, walking towards me while talking, like a kind old father for a while.

"In the end, I called out the appropriate title, and I also used honorifics well."

"Full score."

Having said that, he seemed very satisfied, and even raised his hand to rub my head.

I:"……"

Sure enough, he really cares about the title... this person.

"Thank you, teacher."

I raised my face to respond, squinted my eyes, and for a moment, like a cunning cat, I nimbly rubbed my fluffy head back against the wide and slightly warm palm of the other party.

...

Oh hoo.

The puppet manipulation technique for making curse bones is not bad!

Immediately get a moving inflatable when you get back... Cough, get a cute doll and try new skills!

"Tch—what a pity."

"I thought I could see the scene where Noctua was beaten black and swollen~"

I don't know when I got up from the ground, and Wujo, who had nothing happened, also came over at this time.

Let the night moth around him successfully shoot a nuclear-friendly look of "I want to beat the student in front of me so that his nose is bruised and his face is swollen for the rest of his life".

……

after that.

When I was planning to follow Gojo Satoru to the girls' dormitory building and the Nitzihui at the door, officially moved into the student dormitory, and said goodbye to the night moth, I was stopped by the other party and said the following words:

"You have to be thankful that what you just called out is not two-faced Su Nuo"

"Otherwise, the final assessment will be 0 points."

I was taken aback for a moment, then smiled slightly, bowed, politely thanked you for teaching, and followed Gojo Satoru out of the room.

Rubbing the red and swollen patch on my cheek, I said to myself, "You are the one who should be thankful that you are my respectable teacher, otherwise I would definitely ask Su Nuo to come out and beat you now"! !

After Wutiao and Xiaoyu left...

Staying alone in the room, Noctuma, who continued to follow the wool sticky music in his hand, suddenly felt a chill in his back.

Night Moth said rightly: "...!!"

Although he didn't know where the premonition came from, how did he feel——

Will the class I lead be more restless in the future than before?

Looking at the newly made bald doll in his hands, Noctua let out a long and continuous sigh.

so

I really want to retire early...

(It is better to combine with cooking)

The author has something to say: You should be able to see the hint!Afterwards, he will travel back, and the knife will fall on the leader Jie!As for DK Jie... Although he will still persecute the knives, he should not hang up. I see the development of the plot in the future

And I'm going to use the moth's technique to make it even worse!Yes, it’s the hot guy (bushi) that frightens Xiaoyu