The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

(Gojo Satoru perspective)

At first, Gojo Satoru didn't like Xia Youjie's extra "sister" who somehow got extra.

It wasn't because the little girl was rude enough to snatch away the dessert he had spent a long time queuing up to buy as soon as they met each other. The most important thing was sex, sex.

The compatibility between that child and himself is quite bad, and Gojo Satoru is sure that the problem is absolutely not [-]% with him.

After all, it is completely opposite to Angel Xiao Yu's appearance, but the other party has a super bad personality that is difficult for ordinary people to match!

And this kind of character, Xia Youjie often shows up in less than a second after leaving...

"Squeak - squeak -"

"Enlightenment, Huiyuan said that he found a curse spirit with good abilities. I learned about it, and it is worth surrendering. I plan to go and have a look."

"I'll leave Xiaoyu and the housekeeper to you for the time being."

On a day when the cicadas kept ringing, and the summer vacation was not yet over——

Xia You left Wutiao and Xiaoyu, who were still half-baked, and left for Linshi after leaving such a sentence, and threw them at home.

At that time, the two of them were like two left-behind children, sitting on the opposite sofa and staring at each other in silence.

Not a second came.

The line of sight is staggered at the same time.

Wutiaowu: "..."

so awkward.

Something has to be said.

Why did it become like this! ?

Although we know that Jie rushed over in such a hurry because he was worried about the safety of the younger generation and might not be able to deal with the curse spirit, but it would be too much to leave him and this child together like this!

The white-haired boy gnawed on his fingers anxiously, like gnawing on melon seeds that were growing happily.

I'm so annoying.

Girls, he's not good at dealing with them.

It's fine if she's the type who can ignore the gender without barriers, but she's still the kind of cute girl who can easily punch and cry for a long time at first glance...

It takes a long time for Jie to coax him to peel an apple and cut his finger... What?

Gee.

Thinking of what happened not long ago, Gojo Satoru touched his chin with a half-smile.

I didn't even realize it, but at this moment, I looked at the girl again with the eyes that looked at the weak a little bit.

And it just so happened that Xiao Yu also swept in his direction at this time, and the two of them happened to be looking at each other.

Wujo Wu: "...?" Huh?

Wait, weird.

changed.

The blue pupils slightly expanded.

Baimao DK unexpectedly discovered that the purple eyes that seemed to be in focus this time seemed to be completely different from the impression he had given him before...

In the past, Xiaoyu's eyes were closer to the eyes of a deer or a flattering dog, but now, they are more suitable for foxes or cats, which are cunning and a bit cold and arrogant.

Hesitation slowly blinked the snow-white eye feathers.

——What’s the matter, kid?

The atmosphere is completely different...

……reason?

"What did that mean just now?"

At this moment, the girl in front of her suddenly spoke.

They skipped the process of staring at each other inexplicably and awkwardly for the second time, and suddenly asked a question in a serious manner.

"what do you mean?"

The foggy white hair here obviously didn't react in time, and with the state of the round-framed sunglasses slipping down a little, it seemed a bit silly to ask back.

"Surrender... or something," Xiao Yu pursed her lips, "The one my brother said before he left."

"Ah—you said that," Gojo Satoru stretched his tone, but he didn't think too much about explaining to others. He switched the posture of Erlang's legs, hanging on the sofa like liquid, and said in a casual tone, "Anyway, sister sauce is not a curse. Magician, it’s useless to know so much~”

Xiaoyu: "..."

Xiaoyu: "#"

The edge of the cheek popped out of the crossroads, and the girl's well-tucked expression visibly turned into a capitalized suspicion.

Wutiao: Huh?

Although Xiaoyu had asked Xia You about the "Spiritual Manipulation" before, the purpose was to clarify the barrier-free use after the setting is convenient for reading the ability.

Quite rightly, the little girl's curious elder brother naturally answered all the questions. Except for the taste like a rag after swallowing the spirit core, he introduced everything to the younger sister from the conditions of surrender to the follow-up training and feeding.

It's just that Xiaoyu still has a knot in his heart, and it's impossible to easily believe what he said from his cheating brother's deceitful mouth... So, this is how he "pretended to be completely ignorant, and pretended to be completely ignorant, as if nothing had happened, from his best friend's mouth" "Case.

However, compared to Xia Youjie, it was obvious that Xiaoyu at this time also realized tentatively—it would be a big mistake to think of starting from Baimao dk.

Depressed to death.

Especially yesterday when I learned that after Xia Youjie's death there was still a "curse spirit riot".

Xiao Yu's negative emotions were overwhelming.

Therefore, facing the chicken breaking Wutiao, the little girl was not in the mood to maintain the character design for a while, she just rolled her big white eyes that were about to fly to the back of her head, turned around and walked slowly towards the door.

slip away.

"Hey! Where are you going?" Seeing that the situation was not right, Wutiao propped himself up from the sofa cushion, stretched his neck and hurriedly asked behind him, "It's time for dinner, why don't you make it for me?"

……are you angry?

But what he said was the truth.

Women are so hard to understand.

"Friend's house," Xiao Yuchu changed his shoes in the hallway without turning his head, and his reply was very brief, as if he didn't want to say another word, "There are instant noodles in the refrigerator, which should not have expired, so you can make do with it."

Do you still want her to cook.

Go ahead and dream about your dick.

Gojo Satoru: "?"

So indifferent.

Five pensive, five frowning.

It wasn't like this when Ping Ping Jie was around!

——Where is that good sister who always follows Oni-chan, who is not far or near, and looks at him timidly and even flatteringly with doggy eyes?

——The one who always looks at the right time and shyly stepped forward and said sweetly, "Brother, I'll cut the dishes for you", "Brother, I'll help you adjust the bath water", "Brother, I'll cook for you tonight Isn't it as cute as a little angel?

Have you been eaten by the curse spirit? ?

Or……

This child will only be in that little angel mode when his best friend is [present], and he usually looks perfunctory in private and ignores everyone?

ON→OFF?

"!"

and many more.

Gojo Satoru blinked his big, confused blue eyes.

think carefully.

It seems that these days, all my sister's attention is only on her dear Ernie Sauce and Xia Youjie!

Except for the necessary conversations and exchanges, it seems that I really didn't give myself the slightest bit of attention!

As if in her eyes he was just air.

...?

???

Why is this! !

what! ! ! !

Tiaowu-jun groundhog screamed.

He is so big, a handsome guy, sister sauce, can't you see it?

Is it my sister, you can't wield your big sword anymore, or is it that his Gojo Satoru's appearance can no longer satisfy contemporary female high school students?

Can't! !

Thinking of this, he put his hands on the glass coffee table in front of him, and the white-haired DK stood up suddenly, and was caught off guard to meet the handsome reflection projected on it.

Depend on.

Blind.

Dad, so handsome!So fucking handsome!

There is nothing wrong with the appearance!

If he was a woman, he would want to marry his own kind.

So why doesn't Xia Youjie's strange younger sister look at him?Obviously compared with her brother's eyes, she has eyes as big as hers, but...

Well he meow is strange.

"I'm going out..."

Wu Tiao, who doesn't believe in evil, immediately used his advantage of long legs to the extreme.

Before the little girl pressed the doorknob to open the door and left, he flung the whole person in front of her.

"Is it?"

Frightened by the tall black shadow that suddenly enveloped him, Xiao Yu tremblingly said the last word and turned her head with a small question mark.

look up.

Next second

The word "safe distance" could not be found in the dictionary at all, and the teenager who was about to have a face-to-face murder every minute was forced to make eye contact, eyelashes poking eyelashes.

This time, very close.

Even without the cover of sunglasses, he can see his complete reflection in the two blue mirrors unobstructed.

"What are you doing?"

The curly and upturned thick eyelash feathers that seemed to grow on the body of a doll trembled slightly, and Xiao Yu closed her eyes hard, only to escape the fate of being blinded by the moving light pollution.

The gait was a bit unsteady, the girl's body couldn't help but move backward due to a slight shake, and the back of her head hit the back door panel inadvertently, knocking hard and making a muffled "boom".

"..."

it hurts.

Xiao Yu frowned slightly, and gritted her teeth to prevent the corners of her eyes from twitching violently and tearing out.

"..."

The hands behind the back tightened the hem of the clothes uneasily, facing the beautiful eyes that could be seen through them almost instantly, a certain secret emotion gradually spread.

That is a kind of...

The emotion called "guilty heart".

Xiao Yu: "Did you find out?"

Gojo Satoru: "Ah, yes, I have a thorough insight~"

Xiaoyu: "..."

Sure enough, his intentions were finally noticed by this troublesome and keen guy in front of him.

Ahhh.

Also.

After all, it's too obvious.

The girl knew that the malice she exuded towards her brother was too strong.

Bystanders are clear.

Anyone can easily see it as long as they have big eyes.

——No matter how well the disguise looks like a pure white and flawless little flower, after all, I can't restrain my desire to spray the poisonous juice in my body towards the person I hate all the time, all the time, all the time desire……

It will be a matter of time before it is exposed.

Now that it is found, there is no other way, and it is necessary to find ways to remedy it.

Intercepted between the temporary barrier built by dk and the door panel, Xiaoyu's brain, which was calmer than ever before, started to run at high speed——

If it is said that the reason why I repeatedly proposed to help Xia Youjie chop vegetables is to verify the authenticity of "No matter how skilled you are, you are afraid of kitchen knives";

The reason why he offered to help Xia Youjie adjust the water temperature of the bathtub was to test "whether the water with added bath salt is a conductive medium";

Willing to offer to cook is just to explore "whether the human body can develop anti-toxicity to dark cuisine";

...If the five articles are explained in such a serious way, can this matter be fooled?

……

...

Obviously!

It won't work! !

What are you thinking.

The other party is not a fool.

How could it be possible to fool the past like this!

……

And just when the little girl with a dark heart started to compare the combat power of the two sides → calculate the winning rate → plan the escape route, Gojo Satoru finally confirmed a fact after exuding the charm of the handsome man (in his opinion) for a while without getting any reaction ——

"As expected, I was able to confirm it thoroughly," he said slowly, with an unusually complicated and dignified tone, "Sister Jiang, you..."

"It's actually a [Severe Brother Control], right?"

Xiao Yu: "...?"

Xiaoyu: "????"

Is this some kind of insulting word that has become popular recently! ?

Pupil Earthquake!

but……

hateful.

I have to say, the lethality is great!

Under the eyes of the enemy's ridicule, the little girl clutched her chest in pain, propping up the corner of the wall named Gojo Satoru and knelt down slowly, with a weak expression.

——I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the scolding skills of the guy in front of me must be at least at the level of nuclear weapons!

She lost this wave.

(Combined for better eating effect)

The author has something to say:

Inserted here is the plot when my sister and Wujo were not very familiar at the beginning, that is, the transitional period between "..." "..." and "*" in Chapter 5.

The mentality of Wutiao here is probably still in the state of "Wow, I am so handsome, this girl doesn't feel a little bit about me. You managed to attract my attention" → "Oh, so it's a brother control, it's okay" → "No, it's okay to say it. I don't feel it, I'm so upset, I'm so upset" is similar to this kind of boring psychology of a very elementary school chicken... probably.

And Wutiao in the original book does not claim to be "Lao Tzu" (dk Wu calls himself: I ore, Lao Tzu: I 様oresama), it is all due to translation, but I think it feels cute for him to call himself Lao Tzu, so I just So wrong...