The actor wants to raise ducks

The news of Shao Lian and Pei Chen's marriage had been on the hot search list for more than a month before it gradually dropped.

At that time, the two were honeymooning on an island.

The island was bought by Pei Chen for vacation a few years ago. Except for the people who come to clean up and deliver supplies every week, there are only two of them on the whole island.

Shao Lian is very happy. Here, if you want to be a duck, you can be a duck, and if you want to be a man, you can be a man. When you are a man, you can change places with Pei Chen in various positions, and when you are a duck, you can carry Pei Chen to the sea to watch the sunrise. Occasionally paddle behind dolphins at close range, and occasionally chase sharks.

Also happy was Pei Chen.

In the past, because I was afraid of water, every time I came on vacation, I just sunbathed, blowing the sea breeze and fishing, but now, I am not afraid of posting with Shao Shao in the sea.

It can be said to be quite brave!

Stickers make people fearless!

After an early morning happy post, Shao Lian received a call from his manager, Lao Zheng.

Pei Chen kissed Shao Lian's forehead, and motioned for him to go out to make breakfast first. In the room, Shao Lian yawned, stretched out his hand and thumped his waist, showing a sense of laziness after the incident.

On the other end of the phone, Lao Zheng's loud voice was as usual.

"Good news, Shaoer! Four scripts, two well-known directors, two young directors with great potential, I have read them, they are all good scripts, but there is a time conflict, we can only choose one, and download them all. Auditions around the middle of the month."

"It's just right, let your family check it out for you, choose one carefully, and we will continue to work hard! I have sent you the email of the book, and tomorrow, oh, you should reply to me before ten o'clock in the evening!"

After hanging up the phone, Shao Lian's back was no longer sore, and he was no longer lazy, so he ran to the kitchen with his slippers on.

"Pei Chen! I have a scene to shoot~"

"Help me read the script."

Pei Chen smiled, pushed him to the table and sat down: "Good thing, eat first, and watch together after eating."

"Good~"

Breakfast was a simple sandwich, but Shao Lian's was stacked ten layers, a total of three.

After Pei Chen finished eating, he went to help Shao Lian print out the scripts. There were four scripts, one male lead, two male second, and one male third.

The male protagonist is a fantasy movie, and the protagonist is an unsmiling fairy.

The male second, an urban literary film, is an ordinary otaku who has a crush on the heroine.A modern suspense, the identity is a high IQ researcher who is out of tune with the society, and in some respects his character is similar to the painter he played before.

The male third is a horror and supernatural film, starring a hundred-year-old A Piao in an ancient mountain village house. The logic of the story is not strong, but it is quite touching if it is shot well. The difficulty is also the least of the four. Pei Chen's first choice is this.

Shao Lian shook his head, picked an urban literary film and put it on the top, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.

"...This book is the most difficult." Pei Chen hesitated for a while, and then helped to analyze, "If you don't want to play a ghost, or try the suspense one? Although the characters overlap with the artist a bit, the plot is quite good."

Shao Lian still shook his head, and handed the literary film book in Pei Chen's direction.

"Cough cough!" Pei Chen coughed twice, and put the fantasy book on top, "If you want to try a new character, you can also use Xian Jun's book, and it can also hang on to Wia."

"No need for Wia, I can take you flying now." Shao Lian took out the literary script and put it on the top again.

"The others are either ghosts or gods, or they are extraordinary people. I don't want to act."

"I want to play ordinary people."

Pei Chen: "...Then you try the play now, and I'll act for you." He opened the book and chose a passage.

As expected, Shao Lian overturned his car and played an ordinary otaku into a mentally handicapped second-generation ancestor. His eyes were wide open for fear that others would not see him.

It is said that eye scenes are very important in literary and artistic films, so he has worked so hard, and the eyes are enough!

Pei Chen silently stopped recording and handed it over.

After watching it, Shao Lian cried and pulled Pei Chen to give him another chance.

He just wasn't ready.

Pei Chen raised his forehead, "Come on, relax, just like you usually eat and talk, don't act, don't deliberately emphasize your eyes, be more natural."

"Okay, I can do it!"

Then, the ordinary otaku turned into an idiot who couldn't move his eyes.

Shao Lian almost cried after watching the video.

"I thought I played a human being very well TT." Pei Chen touched his head, expressing comfort, "Take your time, we will start with non-human beings and proceed step by step."

In the end, Shao Lian took on supernatural horror and acted as a century-old Apiao.

At the end of the year, Shao Lian won the first positive film award in his life with "The Troubled Times"——

Golden Bamboo Award for Best Supporting Actor.

At the same time, the trailer for the horror movie that was selected at that time was released, and several scenes of Shao Lian were praised by netizens, saying that Shao Lian's acting skills had really improved.

Then, Shao Lian drifted away.

After Pei Chen chose an inhuman role for him again, he turned into a big white duck and rolled on the ground——

"Woooooh, I want to play an ordinary person!"

"Don't play a monster, I want to play a human~!"

Pei Chen: ...All right.

So, Shao Lian's acting career has had ups and downs...

There are moments of brilliant acting skills, and there are also times when acting is smashed and ridiculed.

The highlight moment is either playing a ghost or a monster.

The few films that played ordinary people basically overturned.

Because of this matter, Shao Lian and Pei Chen had a few awkward moments.

One time, Shao Lian once again refused to accept Pei Chen's carefully selected script——

The role of a duck demon is a role that can win awards for acting in its true colors.

"I don't want to play such an unchallenging role!"

Shao Lian angrily turned around and went back to the room. When she came out, she had turned into a normal-sized duck, chubby, with a small package tied on her back, a piece of paper in her mouth, and walked to Pei Chen's feet.

Pei Chen knelt down, took it over and took a look, and saw that it read:

[I'm angry and want to run away from home!Send me to province X to get rid of locusts! 】

The TV in the living room is playing that the locust disaster in X province of our country is serious, and Jiangnan sent an army of [-] ducks to fight the locusts.

Pei Chen laughed angrily, and gave the duck's head a hard rua twice: "What kind of duck are you, go and kill the locusts!"

The big white duck raised its small head, very proudly: "White Feather Meat Duck!"

Pei Chen carried the big white duck into his arms and weighed it twice: "Well, it's quite fleshy."

After coaxing for a while, the big white duck finally stopped clamoring to get rid of the locusts, and the two donated money there.

Pei Chen thought the matter was over, but he didn't expect that when he got home two days after his business trip, Shao Lian was gone, and no one answered the phone.

And on the TV, the scene of the duck army exterminating the locusts was being broadcast live. The experts on the side were very shocked, saying that this batch of duck army seemed to be particularly organized and disciplined, and the efficiency was three times that of before!

One of the ducks is very fierce. It doesn't eat locusts, but it will kill the locusts one by one on the ground for other ducks to eat.

Expert: This is a group of ducks that can work together.

Pei Chen:? ? ! !

Doesn't this big white duck look too familiar?

Later, when Shao Lian came back from Province X, he posted with Pei Chen for three days and three nights before coaxing him.

One day, after the two of them posted the post, the aftertaste faded a bit, Shao Lian stretched his waist, touched his phone by the way, and swiped through Moments.

The first one is Lao Zheng’s Jiugongge photo——

It was his one-month-old daughter, chubby, with a toothless grin.

Shao Lian looked over one by one, and someone came up behind him, breathing on his neck.

"It's a pity that I won't give birth, or I will give you one." There was ridicule in the words.

Shao Lian rolled his eyes, "It's okay, I have a solution." As he spoke, he patted the arm wrapped around his waist, signaling the other party to just wait.

So, at noon, Shao Lian handed him two duck eggs.

Shao Lian: "The task of incubating the egg is entrusted to you. When it hatches, it will be our son and daughter!"

Pei Chen smiled: "Okay."

For the first three days, Pei Chen really carefully put the eggs into the bed for the two of them every night, in the euphemistic name of surrounding them with love.

Afraid of turning over and crushing the egg, Shao Lian could only shrink into Pei Chen's arms and let him do whatever he wanted.

On the fourth day, when Shao Lian was eating breakfast, he found a peeled egg in their bowls, and the eggshell on the table looked familiar.

Pei Chen took a sip of porridge and took a bite of an egg.

"You ate our child? Beast!" Shao Lian exclaimed.

Pei Chen glanced at him, staring at the spoon he put into his mouth, "Your food is also delicious?"

Shao Lian: Woohoo, my son is so delicious.

The author has something to say: ———————————————————————————— Shao Lian and Pei Chen have been together for the 100th year, an unknown virus broke out in the world, and in just a few days, the city fell, Zombies are everywhere, and human survival is becoming more and more difficult.

Ji Xiaoji and his family Du Jingxu, Gu Hong and his family Ruan Tang are still alive because of the same life contract.At that time, the three of them hid in Dakou Mountain because of their ageless appearance, and they only waited for a few years to go down the mountain and change their identities.

Unexpectedly, before that time, the mountain has changed, comparable to hell.

At first, there were reporters and hosts on TV reminding everyone to protect themselves. Later, with more and more zombies, reporters and cameras who went out were bitten one after another. After shaking a few times, it turned into a snowflake.

Only the radio is left, and occasionally a few voices can be heard telling the general public to go north or west, where someone has established a survivor base.

The resort at the foot of Dakou Mountain has been abandoned for several years because of Gu Hong's deliberate efforts, so there are no people in their area and it is safe.

Especially good for building a base.

It was a matter of human survival, everyone discussed it, and the ghost sister and the god of death who happened to be guests looked after the house and repaired the fence by the way, while the others went down the mountain to check the situation and save people.

Chickens, ducks, and geese descended the mountain in human form, but there were too many zombies in the town below the mountain. After fighting a few times, they felt that the human form was really inconvenient.

Besides, human beings are about to become extinct, and things like zombies have appeared. They have changed back to their original forms, and they don't look so anti-scientific!

So, on the streets of the city where zombies roamed, two-meter-high chickens and ducks and a three-meter-high white goose each carried a handsome man on their backs and ran among the zombies.

"Grandma." In a certain attic, a little girl lay on the window sill, pointing out the window and shouting, "Look, what a big chicken, there are also ducks and geese!"

"Stop talking! Bring the zombies over later!" The old man wanted to go over and hug the little girl, but was frightened by the scene outside the window, and rubbed his eyes vigorously.

still!

Really big chickens, ducks and geese.

Kicked several zombies away, not allowing them to get close.

There are people on their backs.

mutated?

Or a monster?

The old man was not sure, so he squatted down holding the little girl, for fear of being seen by them.

But the action was too big, and accidentally broke the vase next to it, which alarmed the zombies in the corridor.

The door was smashed and slammed, and it seemed that it was about to be unable to hold on...

Chickens, ducks and geese are responsible for dealing with zombies, and the people on their backs are responsible for observing whether there are survivors around.

Pei Chen: "There are people calling for help over there, Shao Shao, let's go there quickly."

Shao Lian didn't dare to delay, and ran towards the source of the sound, bumping into zombies along the way.

It was the grandparent and the grandson who called for help. When they arrived, the old man and the child were about to jump out of the window, and zombies rushed towards them in the room!

Shao Lian jumped up, and Pei Chen tacitly stretched out his hands to grab the old man and the little girl, and just a second before the zombies pounced on them, he pulled them onto the duck's back.

"It's okay, don't be afraid." Pei Chen helped the two to sit still.

"Duck, duck, duck..." The old man hugged his granddaughter tightly, stammered, and hadn't recovered.

"We're here to save you, it's okay." Shao Lian ran away, trying to take the two of them to a kindergarten on the next street.

They sorted it out there and it could be used as a temporary foothold.

Hearing Shao Lian's words suddenly, the old man was startled, but the little girl stopped crying, stroked the duck's feathers, and asked sobbingly, "Is the big duck talking?"

"It's a duck."

"Thank you, Big Duck, for saving me and grandma."

"You're welcome."

……

There are more and more survivors in the temporary shelter of the kindergarten.

Pei Chen and the others found a few buses, and the chickens, ducks and geese sent each other back and forth, and sent the survivors back to the Dakoushan base in batches.

It is now renamed as [Shemale Family] Base.

The base became more and more famous, and many survivors came here especially for it.

When the three went out to search and rescue with their own people, the surviving humans went from fear at the beginning to envy later.

Especially envious of the handsome guy on the back of the three giant birds!

Even after seeing three giant birds transform back into human bodies, and kissing me and me with three handsome guys, I had the idea of ​​prying the corner of the wall.

Who wouldn't want to have a life-saving big duck, big chicken or big goose in the last days!

Look at those three handsome guys!

It's the end of the world, and it's still white and clean, without a trace of embarrassment!

After life in the base was stabilized, some people changed from ready to move to action!

First of all, Shao Lian, every time when swimming in the river, some people fell into the water, and when they were rescued, one of them wore less clothes than the other.

To the back, it's all plastic, and I keep sticking it to myself!

There are men and women, ranging in age from their twenties to their sixties...

Shao Lian was at a loss, wondering whether he should hold a swimming training class?

Then there is Ji Xiaoji, when running, someone always faints in front, from their twenties to their sixties...

When I fainted, I always pouted, and my posture was also weird, bent into an S shape.

Your physique is so poor, do you have to start a fitness class?

Ji Xiaoji thought about it.

As for Gu Hong, he looks too fierce, even more fierce when training patrols, no one dares to come.

One day at dinner, Shao Lian and Ji Xiaoji brought up the matter of swimming class and fitness class, and explained the cause and effect.

Pei Chen and Du Jingxu looked at each other, exchanged glances, and said to leave it to them.

After the meal, the two went out together with dark faces.

Shao Lian and Ji Xiaoji found that there were no more people who fell into the water, and no more people who fainted!

Everyone seems to be in better shape!

In addition to often seeing people with bruised noses and swollen faces on the road, I also hide when I see them.

One day, the base rescued another person.

This man is a reporter, and three generations of his family have been journalists.

When he saw the big duck carrying Pei Chen running in the mountains, he was so excited that he was incoherent, and took out a printed photo from his bag.

"Look, look, look, the pictures my grandpa used to take are real!!!"

"The wild man with the big bird's back is real!"

The onlookers gradually turned their gazes behind Pei Chen——

Huh~ I didn't notice it before, but it's really pretty!

No wonder he was spotted by Brother Duck!hum~

Pei Chen's hearing ability is not what it used to be, and he listened to everyone's discussions.

"This group of people... are in the last days, and they still pay attention to whether my butt is up!"

Shao Lian was very proud: "It's really pretty, I like it very much!"

Ji Xiaoji next to him was a little unconvinced: "My family's is more upturned, why don't they look at it, Du Jingxu, raise your butt higher!"

Du Jingxu smiled: "At night, you will first demonstrate how to raise the height."

Ji Xiaoji: ... careless.

Gu Hong silently opened his tail feathers to block his little wife's buttocks!

No one is allowed to look at his house!

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end~

Thank you for your company!

See you in August~

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