The actor wants to raise ducks

The scenery of the Qingshan villa area is very good, especially the two buildings located deep in the apricot blossom forest. Sitting on the balcony on the second floor, you can enjoy the apricot blossoms and flowing water.

Pei Chen came here late last night. The house was renovated last year, and he had been filming outside before, so he didn't have time to move.I didn't expect to be followed to the hotel by an illegitimate meal last night, so I had to pack up and salute overnight, and moved here in a hurry.

Fortunately, housekeeping has regular cleaning, so you can live in it if you tidy it up.

The assistant came over early in the morning, stocked up on daily necessities, and stuffed the refrigerator to the brim by the way.

There are no special circumstances, Pei Chen likes to cook by himself.

In the kitchen, the beef was stewed for half an hour, and the rich aroma of the meat and the sauce blended perfectly, drifting far away.

Pei Chen slowly opened the pot, put in the chopped carrots, covered it again, and simmered on low heat.The rice cooker also beeped at this time, and jumped into the heat preservation stage.

Everything is so perfect, in an orderly manner.

Pei Chen, who had calculated the time, planned to squeeze another glass of orange juice, but he didn't want to turn around and meet a pair of beady eyes.

Whoa, what a big duck.

This duck is not only big, but also very beautiful, with a shiny coat and a round body. More importantly, it looks familiar...

It should be just similar, the duck he buried with his own hands cannot come back to life.

Pei Chen suppressed the emotions in his heart and was hesitating about what to do with the duck, but the big white duck's gaze had already moved away from him, and its two beady eyes were staring straight at... the pot behind him.

Pei Chen:?

Before he could react, the great white duck suddenly opened its pair of big wings, flapped twice, and took off from the ground. It was obvious that the target was the stew pot smelling of beef.

I don't know where the accuracy came from, probably because the duck was flying upside down, Pei Chen stretched out his hand to grab it, first it smelled like wine, then the weight in his hand sank, and he actually caught it halfway.

After grabbing the duck's neck, the big white wings kept flapping, like a starving ghost, and its two peas eyes never left the pot.

The smell of wine is full of ducks, and there is no duck wisdom.

"Quack quack quack!"

"Quack quack!"

The drunk duck seemed to be cursing, its wings fluttering all the time.Pei Chen had no choice but to stabilize the duck's neck with one hand, and hugged the duck's wings with the other. His brain throbbed, his brows were tightly frowned, and he said leisurely, "If you keep making noise, the next dish will be roasted duck with beer."

No, as soon as the words fell, the duck in his hand immediately stopped calling, and its wings rested.Pei Chen looked down, only to see two beady eyes looking at him in horror.

Pei Chen: Huh?

Drunk Duck Shao Shiba: Young life, someone is coveting his body, greedy for his flesh!

The drunk duck being strangled by actor Pei Chen at the moment is none other than Shao Lian Shao Shiba who has finished drinking 100 bottles of beer.

If Shao Shiba was sober, then he would definitely recognize the man in front of him, the actor Pei Chen who criticized his acting skills to nothing just yesterday.

It's a pity that he is so drunk that he can't recognize anyone. All he knows is that there is a pot with beef stewing in it, and the smell of the meat goes straight into his nose.

The glutton was aroused again, and the alcohol made Ya Ya lose his mind again.

"Quack quack!" "Quack quack quack!"

Let go!Grandpa is going to eat meat! ! ! !

The duck in his hand struggled violently and almost flew away from his hand. Pei Chen suspected that he might have been confused by the smell of alcohol just now, and thought that the duck understood his threat.

But soon, the big white duck suddenly stopped moving, its neck limply leaning against Pei Chen's hand, and its peasy eyes were tightly closed.

Pei Chen paused, and then changed the grabbing action to holding the duck with one hand, and ruaing the duck's head to the tail with the other hand, with a serious expression, but gentle movements.

The duck's feathers were just as imagined, soft and warm, and it felt good to the touch, but the big white duck still didn't move, its eyes closed and it limp in Pei Chen's arms.

Pei Chen subconsciously put his hand on the big white duck's chest, and it took a while before he felt a slight ups and downs. His palm couldn't help trembling slightly, and he took two quick steps to the table, and commanded the phone assistant to dial a number, and the screen displayed "Liang Bai" two characters.

The answer over there was quick, but before the other party could make a sound, Pei Chen spoke first:

"Come here now, I'm at Qingshan Villa."

"What's wrong with you? Do you have a fever or a relapse of an old injury? Tell me about the situation first, and I'll drive now."

"I am fine."

"Ah?" The rustling sound of packing up things stopped, "Then you come to me..."

"A duck, it might be alcohol poisoning." While speaking, Pei Chen still held the duck with one hand and gently comforted it with the other.

The other end of the phone seemed to be dead, there was no sound, and Pei Chen, who had been waiting for a reply for a long time, asked, "What should I do now? It passed out and its breathing is very weak."

"Depend on!"

A voice yelled from the other end of the phone, "Old Pei! You are such a big player!!! I'll be right there, try artificial respiration first!"

Artificial...breathing?

Pei Chen stared at the egg-yellow beak of the big white duck, his forehead twitched, "I can't do it, come here quickly."

"...Scumbag!"

If you play badly, you will not be responsible. The veteran cadres of abstinence set it up!

Pei Chen: "...?"

After 15 minutes, Liang Bai sincerely apologized to Pei Chen.

It is he who is dirty.

An old cadre is still your old cadre, especially when you hold a duck in a serious manner.

but--

"I'm not a veterinarian, Old Pei!"

"Or, don't treat it, just put it in the pot..." Before the words were finished, the air pressure in the whole body became low. Pei Chen looked at him with a look, and Liang Bai quickly changed his words, "Just kidding, just kidding, ducks are so cute , how can you let it go!"

It's a pity, Liang Bai thought to himself, the wine is so marinated that it can't be put into the pot.

"Let's see how to cure it."

"Let ducks and ducks rest in bed, keep warm, and see the situation?" If it can't be cured, let's stew it.Liang Bai silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart.

Pei Chen glanced at him indifferently, and gently placed the big white duck on the sofa in the living room, covered it with a blanket, and only the duck's head was exposed.

"When did you keep a pet? Don't tell me, this duck is really pretty." Seeing his cautious look, Liang Bai became interested, ignored the air-conditioning around Pei Chen, and started chattering.

"Why is it drunk?"

"Are you having a drink with it, old Pei?"

……

Pei Chen ignored him, sat aside and swiped his phone, occasionally glanced at the sofa, 10 minutes later——

"Look again, why is there still no movement?"

"...How long has it been!" Liang Bai reluctantly put on his stethoscope, groped for a while on the white duck feathers, and finally shook his head and sighed: "It's okay, just take a nap, the recovery is too fast .”

Unfortunately, the duck that reached its mouth flew away.

Pei Chen nodded: "Thank you, then you can go back."

Liang Bai: "...ruthless."

After all, in the end, Pei Chen let this junior high school alumnus and personal doctor have lunch.After the meal, after confirming that the big white duck was still safe, Liang Bai left.

There was one less voice in the room, and it became quiet again.Pei Chen simply sat on the sofa, gently moved the big white duck to his lap, fiddled with the phone with one hand, and rua the duck feather with the other.

The afternoon sun slanted in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, spreading a layer of warm light on the man's shoulders. Gradually, the well-curved shoulders and neck were tilted bit by bit, and Rua's movement of duck feathers became slow and finally stopped. The other hand slowly relaxed and lowered, the phone slid down, and with a dull "boom", the screen just hit the duckbill of the egg yolk.

Shao Lian was happily eating beef in his dream, when suddenly he was slapped on the mouth by something, and the beef in front of his mouth disappeared. Yes, it's still a little hard.

Um?Shao Lian opened his eyes in a daze, trying to see what the hell he was talking about, but before his eyes could focus, he felt a glare of light, which made Doudou's eyes close again.After a while, I tried to open it again. Doudou blinked vigorously, and finally caught up with the moment before the phone screen went dark, and saw clearly. Not only could I see clearly that it was a mobile phone, but I could also see clearly Search content on the mobile page——

Search: can drunk duck eat

Web page content: "How to eat drunk ducks - step by step diagram"

"The correct method of Drunken Duck is delicious"

"How to Make Drunken Duck Delicious - A Complete Collection of Drunken Duck Recipes"

"..."

Each link is followed by some recipes, such as "appropriate amount of salt, a little pepper, appropriate amount of cooking wine..."

Shao Lian sobered up in an instant, and only then did he notice that there seemed to be a person's thigh under him, and a big hand was pressing on his back.

What the hell!

Run away!