The actor wants to raise ducks

"Pfft!" Among the four people in the row watching the play, I don't know who couldn't hold back their laughter. Shao Lian played the play instantly, and his mind was full of question marks: Is there any joke here?

But Pei Chen in front of him didn't seem to hear it, he was still immersed in the scene, with a refreshing smile on his face, disdain in his eyes, two fingers stretched out with his left hand, and the finger of "Chang Hu" on his chin in disgust. lift it away.

"Master Chang is drunk in broad daylight? I'm so sorry, I'm Lin Zhi, not a beauty."

Shao Lian was stunned. He remembered that there was no such line in the script, so, so now is the time for free play?

The Adam's apple rolled twice unconsciously, Shao Lian stared at the face of "Lin Qi", and opened his mouth:

"Gah."

Pei Chen: ...

Director & Screenwriter: ? ? ?

"Gah, she's pretty, why isn't she a beauty, I'm just as good as you."

Shao Lian blinked his eyes quickly twice, and heaved a sigh of relief, at least Yuan came back.He has a little problem that no one knows about, and he wants to squawk when he is nervous.

This scene is actually not difficult, and it has two purposes. One is to highlight the protagonist Lin Zhi's sense of justice and the clever and cunning side of the businessman, and the other is to make Chang Hu's current image contrast sharply with that of the later stage, so as to make a lot of money. audience tears.

On the way here, Zheng Chang helped him analyze it. Chang Hu in the early stage was just a rascal, and he wanted to lose his shame and the burden of facial paralysis, and let go of acting.

Shao Lian thought it was right, but he forgot that Zheng Chang was a singer's agent, had no actors under him, and didn't usually watch movies and TV dramas. All the experience in analyzing scripts came from Shao Lian's few films.

So, when Pei Chen was still immersed in the play and was going to continue following Lin Zhi's character, his waist tightened, and the young master of the Chang family who was praising himself just now was lying in his arms, slightly raised his head, The most beautiful face speaks the cruelest words:

"I'm going to sleep with you today!"

Rogue enough.

Pei Chen: ...Crap.

It's a little irritating.

"Ka," Zhou Bai shouted, and waved his hands with a smile, "Okay, okay, let's stop here, if you continue, you won't be able to pass the trial."

Following the director's words, Shao Lian immediately put away his expression, came out from the actor's arms, and nodded to Pei Chen indifferently to thank him: "Thank you, Teacher Pei."

"...You're welcome." Pei Chen also replied coldly, with unclear meaning deep in his eyes.

Usually after the performance, the director would say "Go back and wait for the notice" to end the audition. Shao Lian is now waiting for this sentence, then leaves, goes home, hugs himself tightly, and gets drunk.

Even a fool can see that he is out of action.

However, the director obviously did not play his cards according to common sense.

"Pei Chen, what do you think of Xiao Shao?" Director Zhou didn't make any comments, and he didn't say that classic closing remark. Instead, he cueed Actor Pei who had just returned to his seat.

The other three had no objection, and they also turned their attention to the film king, making a gesture of eating melons.

Shao Lian stood there, just wanting to "quack" a few times, but at the moment, he could only try his best to suppress his expression, and forced himself to look at the actor calmly.

In fact, there is still a little bit of expectation in his heart. Although he got stuck in three lines, he thinks that his acting is not bad, at least he behaves rascally.

Like a person.

Pei Chen didn't answer Director Zhou directly, but looked up at Shao Lian, and asked, "Do you want to hear my opinion?"

Suppressing his throat and wanting to let out a duck cry, Shao Lian nervously squeezed "Hmm".

He wanted to hear it, wanted to hear the encouragement and affirmation from the Three Golden Film Kings!

He, Shao Shiba from Shibapo, Lianshui Village, Shao County, is the best acting duck in the world!

"No."

The cold, merciless words came so suddenly, Shao Lian felt a chill in his heart, thinking of himself who failed in getting into the ice hole last winter to catch fish.

Without thirty bottles of beer, this frostbitten heart cannot be saved.

The instigator didn't show the slightest pity, and continued to add coldly: "The figure is wrong, the way he walks over is not like a dude, but like a penguin."

Nonsense, it's obviously a duck.Shao Lian retorted aggrievedly in her heart.

"The lines are not good, the words are not clear and contrived!"

"The characters are not well thought out, the acting skills are exaggerated, the force is too strong, and the expressions are out of control for a few times." I beg myself to sleep there together.

Pei Chen paused, and swallowed the second half of the sentence back, "In short, none of the vocals are passable, and I can't support the role of 'Chang Hu'."

Every time he said a word, Shao Lian's eyes moved down an inch, and when he finished speaking, Shao Lian stared at the floor absent-mindedly.

He can't get over it now without sixty bottles of beer.

"Haha, Xiao Shao, you have worked hard today, go back and wait for the notice." In the abnormal silence, Director Zhou finally said the closing words.

Shao Lian silently bowed and left without taking his eyes off the floor.

Zheng Chang, who was waiting outside the door, saw his sluggish appearance, didn't ask anything, and directly used his 180-jin body to block the sight of other people's inquiries, put his hat, mask, and sunglasses back on Shao Lian's head, and quickly led them away.

At the same time, a 5-minute break was ushered in the audition room. The director saw Pei Chen put on his hat and mask again, stood up and walked to him with a smile: "Let's go now? I'll see you off."

It was said to be sent, but in fact it was sent to another exit of the audition room.

Director Zhou: "You asked me to fill in an audition spot temporarily, but in the end you spoke so harshly of him, I thought you meant to encourage him."

"I just want him to see reality."

Singers should sing well and don't think about acting all day long.

Delay the new album.

On the way back, Shao Lian still didn't say a word, thinking about the words Pei Chen said, repeatedly recalling his performance.

Doesn't he act like a human being?

It stands to reason that it took 500 years to cultivate the human body, so it’s not enough.

"Brother Zheng."

Zheng Chang was driving the car, Zhengchou didn't know how to comfort others, when he suddenly heard Shao Lian calling him, he quickly responded: "Hey, what's the matter, Shaoer?"

Voices are pitched an octave higher than usual.

"Do I look human?"

Zheng Chang: ...

Zheng Chang: "Shao'er, just one audition, you can't doubt yourself so much. Of course you are human. Brother Zheng has never doubted this!"

"Really?"

"real!"

This is what he must be scolded by the director, and stimulated by this boss.

"Shao'er, don't be discouraged, let's go to other crews to try again. Experience, accumulated step by step, will always succeed." After speaking, he thought of something, coughed lightly, "What, the Duck King drama, we Slow down, slow down."

"Why?" Shao Lian whispered, "No one knows ducks better than me."

squeak--

The car braked suddenly, the tires rubbing against the concrete made a screeching sound, and the car behind almost ran into it, beeping its horn.

Zheng Chang hurriedly parked the car on the side of the road, and turned his head nervously: "Shao Er, tell me the truth, what were you doing before signing the contract!"

"Be a duck."

Shao Lian replied back, and when he realized what he said, he also looked nervously at Zheng Chang.

In the car, two shocked faces of the same style looked at each other.

-he made duck!

-Oops, the body is exposed!