The actor wants to raise ducks

Shao Lian thought that he would spend the night in Pei Chen's room for the next three days, but he didn't expect that he would be taken back to his room when it was time to sleep.

All right, his own room is his own room, he is more used to it, probably Pei Pei is also used to sleeping in his room.

As soon as he entered the room, he habitually flew to the bed by the window—it was also the one he slept on before. Just as he was about to get under the quilt, he was picked up by someone.

"Gah?"

What are you doing?

Pei Chen patted the round duck's head and kept walking: "Take a bath first."

Shao Lian: ...Oh.

He almost forgot about this. Last time when he stayed in the movie king's villa, he was required to take a bath before going to bed every night. They are ducks. It is very convenient to take a bath. They just swim a few laps in the bathtub, comb and comb their hair, and then Pei Pei Take the towel and dry the maomao and jiojio.

After that, he can sleep anywhere by himself. It can be said that he has tried to sleep in every corner of this villa except Pei Chen's bed and his mysterious room on the third floor!

Seeing that half of the tank of water had been put away, without Pei Chen's hands, the big white duck slammed into the water consciously, and stood upside down in the water, revealing only its chubby big white buttocks, its neck writhing in the water, and its buttocks writhing on the water.

Wash your face first in the shower, he knows that.

Shao Lian washed his face happily. He thought Pei Chen would be the same as in the villa before. Put him in the bathtub and leave first. When he was almost done washing, he would come back to dry him, so when he looked up and saw Pei Chen didn't leave, and when he even started to take off his pants, his eyes widened in fright, his duck mouth opened wide, and he almost choked on his own bath water.

He has seen Pei Pei's upper body a long time ago, and it is indeed in good shape, stronger than the body he has cultivated for 500 years, with a wide back and narrow waist, which is just right; as for the bottom... last time in the swimming pool, there was only a shadow The silhouette just made him jealous for a while, and then he comforted himself, maybe, it's just that the swimming trunks make you look fatter?

In fact, it is not so exaggerated!

It is definitely not as good as the one who has practiced for 500 years!

The expression of the big white duck at this moment is very similar to that of Erha, with two beady eyes squinting, staring at the man's movements.

As the fabric faded little by little, Mung Bean's eyes gradually changed from slanting to vertical, and almost didn't fall out of the eye sockets!

Woohoo! ! !

Is this a racial advantage!

No matter how long they have practiced as birds and birds, they still can't fight!

The big white duck plunged again, and this time, the whole duck was buried in the water.

He chooses to be out of sight... to make himself happy!

While taking off his clothes, Pei Chen thought about where Shao Lian would go and what he would do every full moon, and looked at a certain corner with vacant eyes, but he didn't get to the point.

Suddenly his body felt cold, as if something was peeping at him.

I don't know why, but my first reaction was to look at the bathtub.

The big white duck in the bathtub was diving and playing backstroke, looking very happy, and didn't want to talk to him.

The feeling of being watched was only for a moment, and soon disappeared.

Is it an illusion?Pei Chen shook his head, turned his back to the big white duck, and entered the shower room.

Thin and dense drops of water scrambled to fall on the honey-colored firm broad back, and then eagerly slid all the way, crossed the waist, and climbed up the high hill...

Great White Duck: Ah, this is the actor who can watch without spending money!

Peipei really looks the best on the back!

Pei Chen's back muscles tensed——

Again, this feeling of being watched...

Could it be... is this female ghost with half of her body hanging on the door?

Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality... Thinking of the core values ​​of socialism in his heart, Pei Chen picked up the speed of his hand, wiped it hastily, picked up the big white duck in the water, and left the bathroom.

There was no time to wear clothes.

Shao Lian was caught under the actor's armpit, and he was already a dumb duck.

Mung bean eyes insist on looking up, and never glance down!

As long as you can't see it, you can ignore a certain difference between races!

At this moment, the ghost sister who was far away on the other side of the ocean was chatting with the only god of death in the world who had been out of work for a long time, and suddenly sneezed.

The god of death asked in poor Chinese: "What's wrong with the swelling, into plums?"

Sister Ru rubbed her nose and smiled happily: "It's okay, it's probably because my good friend missed me, I did a great thing last night, hehe~"

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On the second day of the set, everyone saw Mr. Pei, who has always been serious, slowly following a super fat and white duck.

The big white duck swayed left and right and walked "da da", full of air.

It was as if he came to inspect the venue, and from time to time he turned his head and said "quack" to the actor, as if urging him to hurry up.

Everyone greeted me along the way——

"Hello, Teacher Pei, is this a new pet duck? It looks so good!"

"Where did Mr. Pei buy it? I want to buy one too! It's so pretty!"

"Yeah, it's the first time I think ducks can be described as beautiful."

Pei Chen only replied indifferently: "I took care of my friends."

He couldn't answer other questions.

He also wanted to know where he bought the duck and how much he paid for it, so that Shao Lian's friend was willing to sell it to him.

And, is this duck male or female...

If it is a female, can she sell one of her ducklings if she hatches in the future?

Or sell him a fertilized duck egg, and he hatches it himself.

Unaware of the thoughts in Pei Chen's mind that would scare the duck to death, Shao Lian wandered among the praises, and his footsteps became more cheerful.

From the eyes of others, the big white duck in front of it was already walking with its neck held high, and its big white butt moved and twisted step by step.

"Hey, Lao Pei," Director Zhou looked at the proud big white duck with a big belly like Maitreya Buddha with a smile on his face, "Is this because everyone is working so hard, so why don't you give us extra meals?"

The big white duck walked "da da da" jiojio paused, twisted its buttocks, and walked around behind Pei Chen, using its slender legs to block itself, only stretched out its duck head, glared angrily at the director, looked up again Look at Pei Chen.

"quack!"

Look at him, he wants to eat duck!

Pei Chen thought it was funny, he actually saw the grievance in the eyes of these two peas, just like a child hiding behind the parents' back to sue, pitifully but with encouragement——

Beat him up, beat him up, stand up for me!

Pei Chen: "There are too many people, I'm afraid it's not enough to eat."

Um? ?Shao Lian couldn't believe it, thinking he heard it wrong, but the other party added, "The stewed soup is really good, everyone gets a bowl of soup."

Director Zhou nodded in agreement: "This duck is fat enough, it can withstand stewing at first glance, and the stewed soup is also fresh."

As soon as the words fell, the duck hiding behind Pei Chen's legs blew up and spread its two big white wings, and it was about to fly away.

"Hurry up, Lao Pei, the duck is about to fly!" He said hurry up, not in a hurry, and he still had time to turn around and guide the staff to modify the scenery.

No matter how slow the reaction was, Shao Lian also understood that they were lying to a duck, saying that they were going to eat the duck!

For a while, I didn't know whether I was more angry when I was eaten, or I was more angry when I was teased.

The fluttering wings stopped, and the next second the duck's field of vision rose, and the duck's head was patted a few times, which was full of comfort.

Shao Lian: ... Forget it, he's not angry!

These two people were still children in front of him, only 30 and 50 years old!

"Old Pei," Director Zhou swayed over just after he had finished instructing the set, "Can you help me out a trick?"

"Two hundred a day, box lunch included."

The author has something to say: there is another update, it will be very late, and I can see it when I wake up