The actor wants to raise ducks

In the hotel room, the lights flickered on and off, and the wind was blowing.

Sister Gui bared her teeth and floated in mid-air, with her long black hair flying around and her hands in the shape of claws.

Shao Lian: ...

You don't have to.

Too exaggerated, really too exaggerated!Suddenly I understood the pain of the director watching himself acting but not knowing where to direct.

"My sister," Shao Lian beckoned, "Come down and sit down for a while, shall we have a chat?"

"Roar!" Sister Gui continued to threaten, "Go to hell!" Said and rushed towards Shao Lian.

Shao Lian hid for a while, feeling that he shouldn't waste his time like this, besides, it's not a day when the moon is full and he can't control his transformation.

So in the next second, a white light flashed, and a two-meter-high big white duck appeared in the room, as well as a pile of torn clothes.

Sister Ghost was frightened by this sudden transformation, just when she was in a daze, the great white duck waved its wings——

"Crack!" The whole ghost girl stuck firmly to the wall.

The big white duck just glanced at it indifferently with its swarthy eyes, then turned around with "hidden merit and fame", and slowly shrank into a normal-sized domestic duck, flew into the closet, took out a bathrobe and threw it on the bed, After a little tidying up, he got in from the hem of the bathrobe.The ghost girl was on the wall, and she saw the fat duck's buttocks moving from side to side and slowly disappearing into the bathrobe.

"So you're not human!!!" Guimei roared.

Shao Lian turned back into a human body and was arranging the straps of his bathrobe. He nodded, "Yes, I'm a duck. According to the year, I'm probably 400 years older than you."

"Come and sit, let's have a good chat."

Sister Gui was honest, she came down from the wall, obediently floated to the chair opposite Shao Lian, and when she sat down, she combed her messy black long straight twice and straightened her red skirt.

The exquisite appearance is completely different from just now.

Shao Lian poured a glass of water, and after injecting some spiritual power, the water exuded a delicate fragrance, handed it to the ghost girl, and asked, "Tell me about how you died first?"

Guimei was still curious about the fragrance in the water, but when she heard Shao Lian's question, she immediately burst into tears, as if she had been holding back for a long time, and finally found someone to talk to.

Shao Lian handed her a box of toilet paper, and the ghost girl took it, wiped away the unnecessary tears on her face one by one, and threw them into the trash can after wiping.Ghosts don't have tears, but she does cry.

"The facts are the same as what you heard. He is my father's favorite son-in-law candidate..."

It's similar to what I heard during the day, except that there are more details of love and hatred, but there is one point that Shao Lian hasn't figured out yet.

"Why do you call that man 'Brother'?"

"He looks so much like that heartbroken man, he must be his reincarnation!" The ghost sister said angrily, wishing she could float into Pei Chen's room right now and dig out his heart to vent her hatred.

"He's not." Shao Lian shook his head straight, sister Gui didn't care about ghost morality, she actually wronged people so simply and rudely.

"Humph", the ghost sister didn't believe it at all, and took a big sip of water, "He is your man, you are the one who protects him, look at it, this kind of scumbag, reincarnated is also a scumbag, you are careful to be deceived !"

Shao Lian: "He's not my man either."

"You guys are hugging each other! I used to think that men are liars, but I didn't expect male ducks to be too!"

Shao Lian didn't like to hear these words. If he cursed at someone, he would curse at him. What's wrong with implicating ducks!

With a cold face, "Yeah", the ghost sister opposite seemed to be frightened, and her voice gradually weakened, "Mr. Duck said no, then no, I can't beat you."

Shao Lian: ...

After silently saying "they are all ghosts abandoned by the era of scientific development, we must unite and help each other" ten times in my heart, Shao Lian decided not to argue with her, and continued to explain: "Sister, if I'm not mistaken, you die exactly one hundred and one Right, do you know when that scumbag died?"

"Of course I know. It was about 50 years ago. When he died, his little grandson came to send funeral notes to the previous owner of the hotel. It's a pity that I was too weak at that time, and it was difficult for me to show myself."

"This proves that that man is definitely not the reincarnation of your scumbag fiancé."

"why?"

"My sister doesn't know. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, there are no goblins and ghosts. The theory of reincarnation is said. If you die, you will die. The world is moving toward a scientific outlook on development. Your scumbag fiancé died after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so he has no chance to be a ghost."

The ghost sister was shocked, and it took a long time to digest the meaning of Mr. Duck's words, "You, what you said is true?"

Shao Lian nodded affirmatively: "Actually, you were able to become a ghost because you were lucky enough to catch the tail of the era. Although it was only after the founding of the People's Republic that we entered a new era, but before that, I hadn't seen a new ghost for two or three hundred years. Yes. The underworld that manages all your ghosts left this world long before I was born, and many old ghosts who have been around for hundreds or even thousands of years felt abandoned by the world, chose to end their ghost lives, and dissipated in the world."

Speaking of this, Shao Lian sighed, the demons were even worse, because the spiritual power in this world was exhausted, and the big demon chose to return to nature for the sake of the little monster's survival, leaving the spiritual power to the cubs.

But even with such sacrifices from generation to generation, the Yaozu gradually disappeared.

For the next 500 years, he and Brother Goose and Ji Xiaoji became monsters.

Some common sense about ghosts was taught to the three of them by Mr. Old Ghost in the village.It's a pity that Mr. Old Ghost got tired of it later, and felt that he couldn't integrate into the new era, so he chose to dissipate.

"That, Mr. Duck." The ghost sister said timidly, interrupting Shao Lian's memories of the past, "If there is no reincarnation, where do the children come from now, and what should I do in the future?"

The ghost sister is at a loss, her enemies are gone, who should she turn to when she is full of resentment, is she just like the ghost of her predecessors, and just leave.

Shao Lian saw what she was thinking, and quickly persuaded her: "Sister, don't be so negative as a ghost. We are considered rare species now, and I will help you. Why don't you follow me first, and I will teach you some new knowledge of the new era. You Forget the hatred, experience the new era of science well, and when you really have no regrets, choose whether to stay or leave."

After finishing speaking, he took off the string of jade beads on his wrist, "This string of beads is a rare good thing that still has spiritual power. I will help you digest it, so that you will be free and don't need to be trapped in the beads anymore."

Sister Gui nodded again and again, "Thank you, Mr. Duck."

Shao Lian pulled the spiritual power in the jade bead, turned it into a trace of fluorescence, and slowly melted into the body of the ghost sister.

About two hours later, the original jade beads turned into a puddle of powder and Shao Lian shook it into the trash can.

"Okay." Shao Lian wiped the sweat from his head.

Sister Ghost was floating around the room excitedly, "Mr. Duck, thank you very much, I feel very energetic now."

"What did you teach me today?" The ghost sister leaned in front of Shao Lian and looked at him eagerly.

Shao Lian thought for a while, then clapped his hands together, "Yes."

"What is what?"

"Didn't you just ask me where all the children come from now? Let me teach you this first today."

"Great!"

**

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the ghost sister curled up on the sofa chair, holding Shao Lian's mobile phone, watching it with great interest, and making voices of "oh", "so it is like this" and "it can still be like this" from time to time.

The phone was turned on loudly, Shao Lian pretended not to hear it, and slept soundly on the bed.

"Dong dong dong", someone was knocking on the door.

Just as the ghost sister wanted to get up, she suddenly remembered that she was a good ghost in the new era and could not scare others, so she put her mobile phone on the small coffee table casually, let it play, floated to the bed by herself, and pushed Shao Lian.

"Mr. Duck, wake up, Mr. Duck, someone is knocking on the door."

"Who is it?" Shao Lian got up in a daze and stretched, "Who is it so late?"

"Do you want me to scare him away?" Mr. Duck is her benefactor, and helping her benefactor to scare others is not considered a bad thing, but only repaying a favor.

Shao Lian shook his sleepy head, waved his hands and said no, and went to open the door while pulling on his slippers.

Outside the door was Pei Chen.

Shao Lian was half awake, "Teacher Pei! What's the matter?"

Pei Chen was still wearing pajamas, and under Shao Lian's gaze, he coughed weakly, "This is also a standard room, can you give me an extra bed? The light in my room is broken and it's very dark."

"I'll go back tomorrow when it's fixed."

All right, Shao Lian thought about borrowing a bed, and let someone come in sideways.

Pei Chen thanked him, waited for Shao Lian to close the door, and then walked through the hall together, facing the whole room.

As soon as the door was closed, the voice from the mobile phone was very clear——

[When the fertilized egg is successfully implanted, it means that a new little life has successfully taken his own small step...]

Sister Ghost floated in mid-air, nodding "hmmm" in response to the teaching of the video, while making two heys in her heart, and looking at the two people beside the bed.

Ghost Sister: Mr. Duck is really stubborn. They are going to sleep together tomorrow night, but they still don't admit that they are a couple.

Pei Chen couldn't see the ghost sister, he could only see the stiff Shao Lian, the clothes fragments all over the floor, and the toilet paper balls in the trash can——

"You... just rely on this kind of physiological teaching film to solve your needs?" And it's so intense...