The actor wants to raise ducks

Shao Lian was on the headlines again.

As a top singer, there are three reasons for Shao Lian's hot searches——

A new song has been released, a new song has exploded, and... the acting has rushed.

This time, it was a ruthless attack, thanks to the live broadcast of this year's "awards" ceremony on the official blog of the Golden Rag Awards.The Golden Rag Award, the only "award" in China that judges both movies and TV dramas, is just a comparison of who is worse.

This year, Shao Lian occupied four gold dishcloths alone, which was unprecedented, and it is estimated that there will be no one in the future.

The comment area on Weibo exploded, with people laughing and crying——

-Hahahahaha, the life series!I actually contracted "Most Disappointing Movie Actor", "Most Disappointing Movie Supporting Actor", "Most Disappointing TV Actor", "Most Disappointing TV Supporting Actor" by myself, I fucking laughed die!

-Thanks to the judges of Golden Rag for being fair and impartial, these TV movies last year really blinded my dog's eyes!I can act better than him with my eyes closed!

-Shao Lian is worthy of being the "Ziwei Star" in the entertainment industry. Congratulations for achieving the "Grand Slam" once!

-Shao Lian actually went to accept the award in person, not to mention, holding four golden rags with no expression on his face is enough to make me laugh for a year! ! !Suddenly get a strange cute point!

- I beg Lianlian not to take on the show anymore, let's hold a concert to release a new album and get a new endorsement, okay? ! !

-Add a row of ID numbers, Lianlian!We bought albums and endorsements and sold them all!Stop filming! ! !

-I beg the company and the manager to be individuals, stop spending too much money, and let Lianlian sing with peace of mind, isn't it good?He doesn't know how to film and you pick it up for him, isn't this giving material to the opponent's family to laugh at!

Shao Lian unconsciously pouted, with aggrieved eyes in her beautiful eyes. The scenes he accepted didn't make any money, and he was throwing money into it.

As a duck spirit, he likes filming and playing different human beings.But since he failed in the films of two cutting-edge directors one after another, there is no good book to find him, and he always finds people with money or free theme songs.

In the five years since his debut, almost all the money he earned from music and endorsements has been spent on it.The down payment for buying a house this year was borrowed from Brother Goose.

Suddenly someone patted on the shoulder, Shao Lian withdrew his expression, looked up with a paralyzed face.

It's Zheng Chang, the manager.

They had just come out of the Gold Rag scene and were on their way back at the moment.

Old Zheng's fat face wrinkled into a ball, his cheeks trembled before he said, "Shao Er, shall we still film this year?"

Without hesitation, Shao Lian nodded decisively: "Shoot."

"But..." Old Zheng couldn't bear it: "You have no money now, and you have a huge mortgage, so you have no chance to come to us right now..."

Shao Lian pursed her lips: "I'll go out to audition and get the role based on my strength."

Try it several times, there will always be a role that suits him!

Zheng Chang: ...

"How about this, Shao Er, it happens that you are on vacation this month. How about you, first take the [-] acting lessons you charged earlier. When you are free, write songs and prepare for this year's new album. Brother, I will talk about it later. Reliable endorsements, variety shows, etc., let's hold off for two years, experience life more, and then go to filming."

Shao Lian didn't speak, he was embarrassed to say that he had cultivated himself for 500 years.

Zheng Chang only thought that he was stubborn and refused to give in, so he sighed and did not force him to agree now.

After all, I have been in love for so many years, and it is not the first day I know that Shao Lian likes filming.

The nanny's car drove all the way to the Qingshan villa area on the outskirts of the city, and stopped in front of the villa where Shao Lian owed a huge mortgage.

"Shao'er," Zheng Chang called to him: "Do you need brother to deliver meals to you every day?"

Shao Lian shook his head, waved his hand and got out of the car.

I still have a few hundred yuan on my body, and I have grown a lot of vegetables in the front and back yards, and it is not yet time to need help from others.

Besides, there is a river next to the villa. He has observed that there are quite a lot of fish in the river.

Shao Lian looked at the two-meter-wide river, and then at the villa on the other side of the river that he wanted to buy but couldn't afford, and entered the house with a swimming pool in a dejected manner.

Alas, some ducks are top-notch on the surface and live in luxurious villas, but in fact they can't even get 1000 yuan.

Shao Lian arranged four gold dishcloths on the table, leaned his head over, took a photo with them, and sent it to the WeChat group [becoming a group of demons before the founding of the People's Republic of China].

-Shao Shiba is a duck: Take four rags at a time, I am a useless duck [picture.jpg] [life without love emoticon package]

Soon, someone in the group responded.

- Ji Ruan is a chicken: Eighteen, don't wilt! ! !Stand up! ! !

-Ji Ruan is a chicken: You have spent 500 of the 490 years in the mountains, and it is normal that you are not very good at being a human being!

- Ji Nguyen is a chicken: I mean, I think you're acting really well now, really!It's already very good that you can play people like that with a duck!

- Gu Hong is a goose: +1

- Gu Hong is a goose: People don't understand, but we understand.

Shao Lian was comforted and felt that it made sense. He is just a duck, and it is really difficult to act.

It's a pity that only Ji Ruan and Gu Hong understand him, because they are not human, just like the names in the group notes, Ji Ruan is a chicken, Gu Hong is a goose, and their WeChat avatars are their respective bodies.The down payment of his house was borrowed from Gu Hong.

The three of them are all from Shao County, and they became spirits together 500 years ago.

He is from Shibapo, Lianshui Village, Shao County. He used to be called Shao Shiba, but he changed his name to Shao Lian for his debut.

One of the chickens and geese is from Ruanjia Village, and the other is from Gujia Village.

In fact, there are only three of them in the entire [Before the Founding of the People's Republic of China], and I haven't seen any other monsters in the past few hundred years. Even the ghosts are left over from hundreds of years ago. The world is gradually moving towards a scientific cycle of life.

Thinking of a certain news on Weibo, Shao Lian continued to chat——

-Shao Shiba is a duck: What you say makes sense, I can't play people well all at once.

-Shao Shiba is a duck: I just saw on Weibo that the cast of "Duck King in the Dark Corner" is recruiting for a leading role, so I'll try to invest in it!

-Shao Shiba is a duck: This time it will definitely work.

-Shao Shiba is a duck: wait for my good news.

- Ji Ruan is a chicken: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

-Ji Ruan is a chicken: Wait a minute, Shao Shiba! ! !You think again!

- Gu Hong is a goose: ...

- Gu Hong is a goose: Maybe it is a way out.

Shao Lian nodded silently, he may be the only duck demon in the world, who is more qualified to be called the duck king than him!

Moreover, "Dark Duck King" sounds like a superhero who hides in the dark and fights criminals silently, and the character design is sure to attract fans.

After exiting the group chat, Shao Lian happily found the WeChat account of manager Zheng Chang.

-Shao Lian: Help me invest in "The Dark Duck King".

Without waiting for the agent's reply, he directly logged into Weibo with a small account. The [Shao Lian Support Club Wild Group No. 3] just added yesterday has been swiping the screen, and he didn't even have time to read the news.He originally wanted to join the official fan group, but he failed to apply seven times.

From the time he signed the super-chat to the end of the list, Shao Lian sat cross-legged on the sofa, flapping his arms flappingly, his eyes were full of fighting spirit, and he was afraid that he would fly out to tease people in the next second.

But Shao Lian is now in human form, so he can't talk to the person on the other end of the network cable.

So he just picks up his phone, fingers twitching, typing

-Laugh, Lianlian will impress you sooner or later!

- Lian Lian's acting has a bright future, Jin Rag is just a small setback and encouragement, please support his actor dream!

- Bet 10000000000000 packs of spicy strips, Lianlian will definitely win the best actor!

- Lianlian, come on, you are great, you must keep going!

- "The Duck King in the Dark Corner" is recruiting leading actors, Lian Lian can play the role of the Duck King!It's really suitable, come on, come on!I will always support your dream of being an actor!I believe everyone is also looking forward to it, agree with me, give me a thumbs up, let Lianlian see it! ! ! !

……

After replying more than ten posts in a row, Shao Lian stopped, moved his fingers, and was going to see how many people liked him in a while, supporting him to play the role of Duck King, and then sent a screenshot to his agent!

Playing Duck King, he's fine!

However, after he had a good rest, he logged into Weibo again

"The content you posted is suspected of being obscene and pornographic, and has been reported by many people"

"You have been removed from [Shao Lian Support Club Wild Group No. 3]"

Shao Lian:? ? ?

When did he post pornographic content? ? ? ?

Shao Lian was about to appeal when Zheng Chang, the agent, called. As soon as he got through, Zheng Chang's heart-piercing voice pierced his eardrums——

"Why is this, Shao'er!!!"

"I'll take another role for you, this year we won't slow down, we'll audition tomorrow!!!!"