Cannon fodder dressed as a disabled marshal

"You... what did you just say??"

Shen Qiran was in a daze, he subconsciously pinched his thigh, ah, it hurts so much!This, is it not a dream?

Shao Xing was baffled by his reaction, and he repeated it honestly: "I originally wanted to make you a cake, but unfortunately I couldn't make it."

Shen Qiran had an expression of "Why are you talking nonsense, why I can't understand at all", and pointed at himself tremblingly for a long time, his voice trembling.

"Give me... a cake?"

"Ah."

"you sure?"

Shao Xing thought that Shen Qiran was so surprised because his usual image didn't match with making cakes. He nodded: "Sure."

"Why, why?!" Shen Qiran was already on the verge of going crazy, and his whole body was in a mess, "Why did you make me a cake???"

Shao Xing looked at him strangely: "Because it's your birthday."

"..."

Yes, it's because of birthday.

Shen Qiran felt that his crashed brain had finally restarted, and the coagulated blood all over his body was flowing again, and he was alive again.

That's right, it must be when Shao Mowang was learning how to make cakes, he suddenly found out that my birthday was coming, so he wanted to make one for me. .

It must be so!

"Thank you, Brother Shao." Shen Qiran showed a grateful smile, and skillfully blew the rainbow fart of the big devil, "When you were learning how to make cakes, you still remembered to make one for me, I'm so touched."

"No." Shao Xing said, "It's because your birthday is coming up that I learned how to make cakes."

Shen Qiran: "..."

Seeing Shen Qiran froze there dumbfounded, Shao Xing finally felt that something was wrong with him.

"You...don't like this?"

Shen Qiran stared at him blankly for a long time, then suddenly stood up from his seat, said "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom" and quickly disappeared from the restaurant.

Rushing into the bathroom on the first floor, Shen Qiran turned on the faucet, washed his face vigorously with cold water, and then put his hands on the sink to force himself to calm down.

Calm down, calm down, don't be afraid, don't panic, let's start from the beginning.

Known: Shao Xing put on a vest and sneaked into the baking group, and admitted that he wanted to make a cake for his crush.

Also known: Shao Xing told me today that he was going to make me a cake.

From this, it can be solved: Shao Xing's crush = me.

To sum up: Shao Xing has a crush on me.

"..."

After a few seconds of silence in the bathroom, the sound of someone desperately washing their face with cold water sounded again.

……

Three minutes later, Shen Qiran leaned against the wall slumped, thinking that either the world has gone crazy, or she has gone crazy.

This feeling was as if he was happily scrolling through Weibo and eating a big melon, but with a snap, the melon fell on his own head, making him stare at him.He really couldn't believe it no matter what, Shao Xing would have a crush on him? ?is it possible?reasonable? ?Do you still speak the Basic Law? ? ?

Yes, impossible.Absolutely impossible.Shao Xing said it himself, all the people he likes are married, but they are husbands/wives!

……

and many more.

I, I seem to be married too... Also, I can be considered a man/wife...

Shen Qiran: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhh I don't believe it!It must be a coincidence!There must be something wrong!Definitely not what I thought it would be! !

The bathroom door was suddenly knocked several times, and Shao Xing's voice came from outside the door.

"Qiran, are you okay?" The other party stayed in the bathroom for too long, and his face was ugly when he left just now, Shao Xing couldn't help but feel a little worried, "Not feeling well?"

Then he heard the sound of rushing water coming from inside, and after a while, the door finally opened.

Shen Qiran's face was still dripping with wet water, he forcefully forced out a smile, but his eyes were flickering.

"I'm fine, just a little...uh, stomach trouble." Before Shao Xing could speak, Shen Qiran immediately said again: "Brother Shao, I'm a little tired. I'm sorry I can't accompany you for supper. I want to go upstairs to rest first."

"Okay." Shao Xing replied very simply, after all, Shen Qiran didn't seem to be in a good condition, and it was already very late, "Go and rest, good night."

"Good night."

As soon as she left Shao Xing's sight, Shen Qiran immediately rushed back to the room, then threw herself on the bed and didn't want to move.

This matter is really frightening to think about. For example, if it is true, Shao Xing suddenly went crazy and scolded him that night last week. Is it because he said unscrupulously at that time, "After the divorce, I will find someone else." Man, don't even think about letting me have anything to do with you"?So it wasn't that Shao Xing went crazy that day for no reason, but because he frantically danced in other people's minefields? ? ?

Can't think anymore, can't think anymore, he has to be quiet.

Yes, let's talk about something tomorrow!

***

Naturally, I couldn't sleep well all night.

Silent nights are the easiest way to remind people of the past. As soon as Shen Qiran closed his eyes, he couldn't help but think of the cold disgust and hatred in Shao Xing's eyes when he first met Shao Xing; he also remembered the time when the two signed the divorce agreement At that time, as soon as he finished signing, Shao Xing suddenly changed his face, pinched him by the neck and pushed him against the wall, extremely cruel.Obviously Shao Xing hated and hated him so much at that time, but now he suddenly said that Shao Xing might be in love with him secretly, who can digest the contrast?

But anyone with a little brain can't easily believe it.

A whole night passed in a daze, and when Shen Qiran woke up the next day, it was already bright outside.He got out of bed and walked to the window, opened the curtains and looked at the beautiful morning sun, and took a deep breath.

The calming therapy is indeed effective, and now thinking about what happened last night, Shen Qiran feels that his mind is much clearer.There is a saying that facts speak louder than words. It is useless to think wildly here. If you want to confirm the truth, of course it depends on the attitude and performance of the person involved!

After washing up, Shen Qiran stood by the door and waited for a while, when he heard the sound of the door opening from the master bedroom, he immediately opened the door of the room, just in time to "encounter" with Shao Xing.

"Morning, brother Shao." Shen Qiran greeted first.

"Morning." Shao Xing nodded, "Are you feeling better?"

"Ah... I, I was fine at first, but now I'm fine, hehe."

The two went downstairs together by the straight ladder. During this period, Shen Qiran kept peeking at Shao Xing. Apart from the initial greeting, Shao Xing kept looking at the smartphone, without giving him a single glance.

When sitting in the restaurant and eating, Shao Xing also acted very indifferent. Shen Qiran didn't speak, so he didn't speak. When Shen Qiran spoke, he just said "hmm" perfunctorily, and most of the time his eyes were on the smartphone .After the meal, Shao Xing went out immediately, in such a hurry that he didn't even say hello to Shen Qiran.

Shen Qiran felt relieved.

Let's just say that I was thinking too much, Shao Xing didn't even look at him, how could this be the attitude towards a crush!

As for making cakes, he also figured it out: How can someone with low EQ say to others, "I'm making cakes for others, and you're just a side effect", especially when the two were still in a cold war before, even if it was to ease the relationship, It is impossible to tell the truth!Men, they are all sweet talkers, he understands this routine!

After thinking this through, the stone that weighed on my heart finally fell to the ground.Shen Qiran couldn't help but be thankful: fortunately, he was very forceful and didn't pretend to be sentimental, otherwise, if there was a misunderstanding, it would be so embarrassing.

This idea was confirmed again in the evening.

After Shen Qiran practiced the piano in the piano room, when he went upstairs, he passed the kitchen and found that the door was locked, but there was light in the crack of the door.

This scene is so familiar: Shao Xing was like this when he was quietly making cakes in the kitchen at night.

But his birthday has passed, and Shao Xing doesn't need to make him a cake, but now he is still in the kitchen, so it is natural that someone else is making the cake.That person is Shao Xing's real crush.

In order to prove his guess, after returning to the room, Shen Qiran immediately called up the chat box of "Miss Mimosa" and sent a message to the other party.

Teacher Ranran: Dear, how is your cake doing?

It took a while to reply there.

Miss Mimosa: Hello, teacher.

Miss Mimosa: Not bad.

Teacher Ranran: Oh yes, come on, you can ask me anytime if you have any questions, don't delay the day of delivering the cake.

Miss Mimosa: ...

Miss Mimosa: In fact, it has been delayed.

Teacher Ranran:? ?

Miss Mimosa: That day is over...mainly my problem, missed time, didn't make it that day.

Teacher Ranran: ...

Teacher Ranran: ...then why are you still doing it now?

Miss Mimosa: I want to make another one for him.

Teacher Ranran:?

Teacher Ranran: I have already missed it, so, is there still a need to make up?

Miss Mimosa: Yes.

Miss Mimosa: I've been very busy recently, and I haven't taken much care of him. I want to take this opportunity to ease the relationship.

Miss Mimosa: I don't want him to think I'm being cold to him.

Miss Mimosa: Teacher?

Miss Mimosa: Teacher, are you still there?

Of course no one answered.

Because Shen Qiran rushed to the bathroom again and splashed cold water on his face.

***

In the middle of the night, a new post appeared on the Xingwang emotional channel.

【Title】: With tears in my eyes, begging someone to wake me up quickly! !One hundred thousand fire, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! ! !

Landlord ID: Then there is no more

The content of the post is as follows -

Sorry, this is my first time posting, and I don't know what the rules are. Things are urgent, so I, I'll get right to the point.

Here's the situation... I'm currently living with a guy, um, let's call him roommate S.Our relationship was very, very bad at first, he hated me very, very much, the kind of hate that wanted to kill me, we only lived together for some special reasons, and he forced me to sign the contract the next day after moving in There is a contract, which stipulates that I will pack up my luggage and leave immediately after living for two years, otherwise he will kill me (the kind that will really kill people).

The above is the summary.

Now we have been living together for almost a year, the relationship...I feel a little better than before, and I can barely be called a kind and ordinary friend.A while ago, my roommate S suddenly started to learn how to make cakes. He told others privately that he wanted to give the cake he made by himself as a gift to someone he had a crush on.

Then, on my birthday, my roommate S was busy with work during the day and didn't come back. He didn't come back until after eleven o'clock in the evening.When I shared the birthday cake with him, he suddenly apologized, saying that he wanted to make a cake for me on my birthday, but it didn't happen in time.

Just now, I discovered that he was still tinkering with the cake secretly, as if he wanted to give me another cake, even though my birthday has passed...

My trouble now is: I suspect that the crush that my roommate S said is me... But I think it must be that the authorities are obsessed with me to have this illusion, please hurry up and wake me up, tell me I just want more up! !

thank you all! !I wish all the people who reply have smooth love and happiness!

Although it was late at night, there was no shortage of night owls on the Internet. After a while, messages from enthusiastic people appeared under this post.

3L: I took a look at the time of posting, and it turns out that early morning is when people are least clear-headed.

6L: Now there are more and more ways to abuse dogs. Is it okay to trick them into killing them?Landlord, you are really too much, let me tell you.

7L: Well, it is true that someone needs to wake up the landlord, beat him hard, and beat him to death—who else is your roommate secretly in love with? !ah? ?Landlord, what do you think! !Please keep your eyes open and face reality! !

10L: Landlord, your roommate's crush is you. You can still be suspicious of such an obvious thing. I advise you to go to the brain department or the ophthalmology department.

11L: Hahaha I suggest that the landlord crowdfunds to start the wake-up service. I will donate a condom first. You and your roommate will definitely need it in the future! [Crazy Hint.jpg]

12L:! ! !Isn't this my favorite "rivals become lovers" plot!Put a butt, squat a follow-up, hehe.

13L: I smell JQ!Hee hee hee, the front row sells melon seeds soda and snacks, please tell me more!Hurry up, hurry up!

16L: Bet on a bag of spicy strips, the host may come back in a few days and say "Thank you everyone, we are already together", hehehehe!

19L: The poster above, you are already surrounded, don't make unnecessary resistance, say the important thing three times, and quickly send the details of your relationship with roommate S to see, don't kill if you pay sugar!Don't kill if you pay sugar!Don't kill if you pay sugar!

22L: Modo Modo!Landlord put sugar quickly!

Shen Qiran sitting in front of the optical brain: "..."

The author has something to say: But baby, you have grown up, it's time to face Mr. Shao's desire to destroy your heart [Pat on the shoulder]

PS: Thank you little angel Sheng Yuanjin for throwing thunder!mwah!