[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

Jonathan never thought that Clark's puberty problems would come so suddenly.Just a few months after I mentioned it, it came suddenly in winter.

No, it's not freezing breath, at that level, Jonathan is used to it.We are now discussing far more serious issues than that.

"Can anyone tell me," Jonathan took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down, "what happened to my roof?"

In the middle of the night last night, Jonathan heard a roar in his sleep. He thought it was another meteorite falling down, but he didn't expect it to be the roof of his house.

Since Clark went to middle school, for privacy, he moved his room to the attic on the third floor, which is not on the same floor as the master bedroom.Jonathan was happy too.

But now, the sun shines in through the floor-to-ceiling windows in the attic, and at the same time falls from holes of all sizes.

Jonathan looked at the scene in front of him with a headache, as if he had been shot by Garrett Lin, leaving bullet holes, and once again understood the troublesomeness of raising a Kryptonian cub.

Looking at Clark's torn underwear, Jonathan, who is also a man, doesn't understand what happened?

"What's going on, honey?" Martha asked Clark in bewilderment, and Clark looked down with his face flushed.

"Hey, Martha, let's go down first. Let Clark change his clothes before we come down. We'll talk while we eat breakfast." Jonathan coughed lightly, and hurriedly pulled Martha away.

"Joe, what's wrong with Clark? Are you okay?" Martha followed Jonathan into the kitchen with some anxiety.

"Ahem, it's nothing serious, it's just..." Jonathan had a strange expression on his face. After thinking about it carefully, he seemed to understand something.

Although they have been married for so many years, and although Martha once had a boyfriend, at least it was after high school. Therefore, Martha still doesn't know much about some changes that may occur in adolescent boys.

"To put it simply, Clark had a wet dream." After explaining to Martha, Jonathan finally concluded.

"Oh my God," Martha exclaimed, "this is so, so touching! My little Clark is finally growing up! Ah, I need to talk to Clark..."

"Wait, wait dear," Jonathan quickly stopped Martha, "let me go?"

It is indeed better to let father talk about this kind of thing.Not to mention that Clark's situation is so special.

On this day, the Kent family had the most embarrassing breakfast time ever.

Well, it's mostly Clark's one-sided embarrassment, along with Jonathan's silence and Martha's comforting concern.

"I'm done eating."

As soon as he finished eating, Clark retracted "whoosh"... to the secret base.

Now is not the season to deliver goods, and the truck compartment is naturally arranged like a small room, and Clark usually likes to stay in it.

Jonathan thought, why not forget about it?Orion, who has a lifespan of several million years, should be very experienced in educating young people, right?

But after thinking about it, Jonathan decided to go there in person.After all, the races are different. Cybertronians...do they really have external genitalia?

There is a drain pipe, and it can pee, and the fuel pipe is also indispensable, and there is a place to insert it... Cough, to be precise, the fuel port or something...

"Clark, we need to talk."

"Dad, I..." Clark looked embarrassed, his face was so red that he was about to explode, "I won't do it next time..."

After all, he is already a middle school student, and Clark is not a child who doesn't understand anything, and he still roughly knows what happened to him.

"It's nothing, it's not your fault." Jonathan sat down beside Clark gently, "This is the only way for every man. Congratulations on growing up, Clark."

"Speaking of which," Jonathan thought for a while, and then said, "Clark, your physical development has always been a bit ahead of you. Your physique grows very fast. I thought puberty would come earlier. Children nowadays are getting more and more precocious. , Many children come here at the age of eleven or twelve, and 14 years old is too late... Hey, don't hit the car with your head, be careful to damage the car, no, the table is not good..."

In short, after the father and son communicated openly and honestly, Jonathan finally let Clark understand that what happened to him is nothing to be ashamed of, and there is nothing shameful about it.

However, although nocturnal emission is a phenomenon that boys will have when they reach puberty, they can't be left alone, or they will be troublesome just to repair the house. Jonathan felt that he had to find a way.

The main reason is that the explosive power of the Kryptonians is too strong!

Wait, it shouldn't be, Jonathan suddenly remembered that in many versions, Superman had a child, and he had a child with Louise Lane.And he was sure that in most of the parallel universes, Louise Lane should be just an ordinary human being, and it was absolutely impossible to withstand such explosive power.

Could it be because of the biological force field?Jonathan thought of an explanation conjecture that he had seen in his previous life.

The bio-force field is also one of Superman's abilities.To put it simply, there is an invisible energy force field on the surface of Kryptonians on Earth, and objects covered by the force field will temporarily have the characteristics of a body of steel.

That's why when Kryptonians rescue people in the air, they can catch people instead of smashing them into several broken corpses.Because the part touched has the hardness of a man of steel for a short time.Similarly, the Kryptonian uniform is not easily damaged because of the biological force field covering the body surface.

From an academic point of view, when a Kryptonian enters a tunnel, due to the contact of the skin and mucous membranes on the body surface, the tunnel will also be temporarily covered by a biological force field, which will become enough to withstand.

On weekdays, it is difficult for Kryptonians to precisely control their biological force field ability, so they can only instinctively choose whether to use it or not. After all, they can't help the enemies they touch with their fists to improve their defense, right?But after flying to the edge of the sun and absorbing enough energy, Kryptonians can strengthen their biological force field within a certain period of time, so that it can be used externally like mind power.

Clark hadn't awakened the ability to fly at this time—to be honest, Jonathan didn't know what was going on, Kara could fly the day he came to Earth, and his parallel universe grandson, Joe, who had the same name as him, could fly at the age of ten—of course he didn't go It's near the sun, but it still has the basic ability of Kryptonians.

"Clark," Jonathan took out a tissue and decided to do an experiment, "Put this paper in the palm of your hand."

Clark did so, looking at Jonathan puzzled.

"Then try to protect it, yes, treat it like your clothes, when you use super speed, the clothes won't rub against and catch fire, right?" Jonathan encouraged Clark, "Then try to point it with heat vision Try it."

After the two red heat lines passed, only two burnt spots remained on the paper towel, and it was not burned.

On the current earth, the only thing that can completely block the heat line of sight is Clark's eyelids, so the experiment was a success!

"Since there is no problem with tissues when you are conscious..." Jonathan thought for a while, "Clark, have you ever masturbated on a plane?"

Clark:? ? ?

"Dad!"

Jonathan felt the whole truck vibrate, whether it was Clark stomping his foot or something else.

"No?" Jonathan was a little surprised, "When I was your age, the boys in the class discussed these things every day, and they were able to communicate skills. Clark, are you not popular in the class?"

That's right, this is the way Jonathan can think of, as long as he actively releases it in advance, there will be no unconsciousness.

"There's nothing to be shy about, it's a man who has done it before." Jonathan patted Clark on the shoulder indifferently, "When you grow up and pick up the plane, you'll know that things like planes happen every day." If it falls, if you don't hit it, someone will hit it..."

At this time, a righteous partner passed by carrying a rocket launcher.

"Dad!" Clark's face was almost redder than the heat of the eyes, "I... I just heard them say..."

Only then did Jonathan nodded in relief, right? He just said, how could it be possible for adolescent middle school boys not to discuss these things?

"By the way, what did you dream about last night?" Jonathan suddenly asked with great interest.

Generally speaking, when a boy has a wet dream, it will be accompanied by a spring dream. Jonathan is really curious, what will appear in Clark's dream?

"It's nothing, it's just a dream, I forgot it when I got up in the morning, I don't remember it." Clark shook his head quickly, shaking his head like an electric fan.

"I told you, don't be shy, Dad came here at your age." Jonathan suppressed a smile, "But then again, Clark, you shouldn't have any problems with your development, right?"

Speaking of which, since Clark was ten years old, father and son haven't bathed together for a long time. Apart from his appearance and physique, Jonathan is not very clear about Clark's puberty development.

Although the physique is very strong, but what, isn't there a saying that muscular men have the smallest penis? (fog)

Coupled with the fact that Clark's puberty was slightly later than his peers, Jonathan couldn't help but feel a little worried.

"Hurry up, don't dawdle, just wait to soak in a hot spring." Jonathan took out the fabric and sewing machine from the storage box next to him, rubbed out two brand new swimming trunks on the spot, and changed into a pair first, and then I saw Clark take off his clothes slowly.

There is nothing to say about the figure, it's up to you, Jonathan feels relieved.As for developmental issues...

Uh, worry for nothing, is this really a 14-year-old kid?

If it weren't for the "correction" of the game system in all aspects of the body after time travel, Jonathan would probably be jealous.

"Well, it's not bad, it's only worse than I was back then." Jonathan said seriously with a straight face, "Have you ever masturbated yourself, kid?"

The truck suddenly shook violently. It seemed that Clark was shaking again when he heard this kind of topic?

"Clark?" Jonathan glanced over and found that Clark was not shaking.

The truck suddenly fell silent.

"Uh, I mean, if you haven't understood it before, I need some technical guidance... Cough, cough cough..."

Before Jonathan could finish his sentence, his eyes blurred, and he realized that he had been pushed by Clark to the edge of the hot spring.

"No need, Dad, no need at all! Alright, let's go to the hot spring!" Clark jumped into the hot spring in an instant, splashing hot water all over Jonathan.

Jonathan wiped his face, and saw that Clark was bubbling with only a pair of eyes exposed, as if he had been "hot" by the temperature of the water, and the Kryptonian's face was still bright red.

All right, Jonathan soaked in comfortably, at least Clark's development is not a problem, and he doesn't have a tendency to grow his foreskin, otherwise... how would the Kryptonians perform circumcision?

Kryptonite scalpel?Or heat sight?

Hiss~ I can't think, I can't think, it's so terrifying, so terrifying...

"Clark, remember to persevere. According to my experience, at least once or twice a week, otherwise, with your level of energy, there is still a risk..."

"By the way, if you're not sure, don't do it in the room, go to the garage, it's easier to repair a car than a house..."

A certain truck who is engrossed in: ? ? ?

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Currently available information:

1. Tong Er, also known as the second brother, whose real name is Tong Tianxiao, is Optimus Prime’s adjutant, and in some versions he is his own brother—although I really don’t understand how the Cybertronians judge their own.The color scheme is also red, blue and white, and the mimicry is also a truck. It is known as the perfect Transformer, and its machine is upright and rigorous, but compared with Optimus Prime, it is a bit rigid. In some versions, the relationship with the jack is not very good.

2. Regarding the delusion, it is not Jonathan's delusion, it is my dream as a pure straight man, thank you

3. Why do so many people have a friend who wants to read the extension?Did you both make the same friend?

4. Promise me, don't make some weird friends casually!

5. Regarding the dream and nocturnal legacy, the ancients said: When the essence is full, it overflows.It is a normal physiological phenomenon of adolescent boys~

6. There is no scientific basis for muscular men ♂ ** small!Look at the official data of 19+ Brother Hammer!Look at Benny and Douson, who are tall and thin but have a good figure!Look at Ma Da personally broke the news that there is a big big Ben... Forget it, Big Ben is not a muscular man

感谢在2020-04-2217:27:49~2020-04-2318:53:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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