[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"What the hell do you want!"

"Superman, listen to me..."

"You once wanted to kill me, but now you don't even want to leave me with the peace of death!"

"...the world still needs you."

"No, you're still wrong this time," Superman closed his eyes forever, "but I forgive you, Bat..."

"Will you bleed?"

"what?"

"That's the first question you asked me."

"Damn it, Superman, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Oh, we had a, ahem, fun that night, didn't we?"

"Wait until you survive..."

"Now you know, I bleed just like you..."

"Superman? Superman!"

"Oh, Superman, my Superman, I'm so, cough, hahahaha, I can't do it, bear, please write a suicide note for me, I'm really dying!"

The brave and fearless Green Lantern slapped his thigh frantically and almost became the first member of the Green Lantern Corps to die from laughing.

Of course, he may also be about to become the first member of the Justice League history to be killed by Superman-if he is the only one here.

With Clark's tireless efforts, today's party turned into Billy's birthday party, while Jonathan and Martha reluctantly agreed not to release any of his childhood information.

But Billy's got a bunch of kids over there, the grown-ups gotta have some fun after dinner, don't they?Can't everyone get together and make two tables of super mahjong?

Besides, there are not many people whose wallets are thick enough to sit on the same mahjong table as Jonathan and Bruce.

Clark underestimated Jonathan's determination and action to live a good life, and naturally he couldn't stop Jonathan... from turning the living room into the scene of "Clark Wayne Kent Solo Exhibition".

But he obviously protected all his vests with the mainframe of the Fortress of Solitude!

But who do you think has the highest management power in the background of the website?Martha showed a smile that concealed her achievements and fame.

"Don't count on me, genius, ahem, I'm about to die too..." Barry, as one of the fastest readers present, has already finished reading all the works, and his whole body tremblingly almost penetrated into the ground, " Fairy tales, coercion, different world AU, vampire setting, ABO sex, wow, Big Blue, your scope is really wide! But why most of them are a bit..."

Bruce exuded black air all over his body. He knew that Clark had some "little hobbies" of his own, but he didn't care too much. This is the first time he has seen such a comprehensive collection. Damn Kryptonians, if you want to die, you should be full~ Foot him?

Cough, that’s right, a certain well-known Mr. K, most of his works are keen on sending out knives, especially good at writing superman to death in various wonderful ways, so he is notorious among readers, and countless people want to send him knives ...

"And this, the injustice alliance of imprisoning each other and turning against each other?" Aquaman, who rarely reads books, showed a puzzled look, "You still want to move Atlantis to the desert?"

"No, haha, they don't want to, hahaha, they have already done it." Howl tried hard to control himself, but it was useless.

Neptune looked even more confused, apparently he hadn't specifically looked at the mission records and reports in the alliance database.

"Famous K, Metropolitan Citizen, Tourist 2077, Star Traveler, Chairman of Captain America's Support Club... Carl, your vest is almost infected as much as Bruce, I never thought that some names would be the same person behind, Diana flipped through the stack of hardcover editions in her hand, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, obviously she was also one of the people who wanted to send the blade, "Karl be gentle, don't blow my things away."

Cough, that's right, in this exhibition, all of Clark's works were printed into hardcover editions for free by Jonathan, the generous patron.

"Whoo~"

Carl was blowing with a blank expression, and the frozen breath brought a little bit of coolness to the room, finally calming everyone down a little.

Of course, Carl's cooling target is mainly the Clark in front of him covering his face with his hands, his whole body is red, exuding a high temperature of thousands of degrees, and he is as hot as a small personal sun.

"What I want to know more is," Dick rubbed his chin, "have you all played these games before? Or are you planning to play? Bruce?"

good!As expected of Nightwing!The most daring man in the world to offend Batman!

Everyone applauded Ye Yi in their hearts - and Martian Manhunter helped connect them together.

Of course, the Martian Manhunter has already been completely invisible, eliminating his sense of existence.

"Dick!"

Clark finally struggled out before being completely frozen by Karl: "Get out! This is not where you should come!"

Dick nimbly dodged Clark's pounce: "No, Clark, I'm an adult and now a full member of the league!"

Well, they made such a big fuss—especially Hal, who laughed so loudly that he could hear it for miles around—of course it would attract the attention of the children, but unfortunately, some of Clark's works... are too restricted. Jonathan managed to keep the last moral, and didn't let the children in.

A group of teenagers waited anxiously at the door to gossip, so Dick and Wally were pushed in as adult representatives...

The steel bone doesn't count, and the steel bone doesn't need to come in at all. The steel bone searched the Internet as early as the first time, and now it is trying to delete its own stored data, otherwise it is likely to be formatted by Batman...

But the fearless Nightwing may be one of the few people in this world who can ignore the threats of both Superman and Batman.Dick said that as an adult, he is fully qualified to watch these R18 things!What's more, he is still an experienced adult, the richness may be second only to the Batman in the description of Batman and Superman-after all, Dick has no one to play with superpowers.

"But... this..." Clark's super brain was nearly shut down in an overheated state, and he stuttered for a long time without saying anything. In Clark's eyes, Dick was still the one who could be excited for a long time while holding his cloak Tiny, totally unaware that Dick is an adult...

"Then can I watch it?" Captain Marvel crowded at the door expectantly, "I'm an adult too!"

"Absolutely not!" Clark finally came to his senses, his eyes were redder than his face, so red that Barry couldn't help worrying that this place would turn into a scene of tragedy in the next second, "Billy, get out quickly! Don't make any trouble!"

"Oh, Shazam." Captain Marvel thundered in disappointment, as if he was having fun with Thor's hammer only to find out that he had to return it.

"And you," Clarke glanced at the unyielding teenagers and girls at the door with red eyes, "Minors are absolutely forbidden to enter!"

Superman kept his bottom line!

Very good, as long as the children don't see it, when all the old friends die of old age, his black history will disappear.

Diana: Huh.

With beautiful and simple wishes, Clark's super vision is turned on to the maximum power, no one can lie about his age in front of him!

"Well, should I be of age?" Connor, as the protagonist of Young Justice League, bravely raised his hand, "I was over 16 years old when I first came here, and I should be already..."

"You're less than two years old now!" Clark pushed Connor back mercilessly, "At least your cell genes show that!"

When Lex made Connor, he did not use cloning technology, but artificial reproductive technology.After all, neither he nor Clark could have cloned a 16-year-old child at that time.

So Connor is indeed a real child-it's just that the genes that make him come from two sperm cells. This technology is very simple for Krypton, but it has to be said that Luthor can develop it alone on Earth. What a genius.

No, please don't imagine how Luthor used the TT on Superman and rolled it out by himself. It's all for science!science!

In short, although I don't know what method Luthor used to accelerate Connor's growth, in essence, Connor's body and mind are growing more anxiously, and he is still a two-year-old baby from the level of cells and genes..."

Tim covered his face, he didn't want to deal with Clark anymore, he just wanted to sneak away before his teammates could react, oh my god, what did he do...

With a two-year-old boy, I did a lot of things that single dogs can't do in 20 years...

"And you, Megan, don't try to sneak in!" Clark turned around and glared at the Martian girl who was trying to become invisible and blur through the wall. Unfortunately, Megan's ability is not strong enough to be as invisible as Martian Manhunter. The same goes for super vision.

"But I'm over 100 years old!" Martian girl protested dissatisfied.

Clark was at a loss for words for a moment, but he still firmly refused: "No! That's when you were on Mars!"

The intellectual development of the long-lived species and the short-lived species may be relatively similar, but there is a huge difference in emotional development. According to the standards of Martians, a Martian girl who is more than 100 years old is indeed not yet an adult.

"Hey, don't be a racist bastard, Clark," Jason also mingled in the crowd, "discriminating against aliens is discrimination!"

"Your words have offended me, an alien!" Clark glared at him, trying to frighten Jason off, but in vain.

Jason is Martha's real treasure now, with this backer, he can walk sideways in Kent's house!

"At least, you have to be adults according to the standards of your own race!" Clark finally compromised tiredly, and stopped the magical girl who was about to move.

"Then I should be fine."

An unexpected voice sounded.

"Ruiwen?" Clark looked at Ruiwen in surprise, "Of course not, you still..."

"By hell's standards, I'm already an adult." Ruiwen said flatly.

Although no one knew why Ruiwen would mess around with them, but what she said...was true.

Ruiwen is not an alien either...she is from another dimension!

Hell is not a kind place, and there is no such thing as a minor, and all life must fight for survival as soon as it is born.

For example, Sangong has many descendants. Although they are not recognized as children by Sangong at all, they all started endless fighting as soon as they were born.

By hell's standards... Hell has no standards at all, and Raven has no guardians.

No, there are still, Clark instinctively looked at Jonathan, the Raven is his disciple, so can't this guy be taken care of?

Jonathan gave a thumbs up.

Jonathan has never been a pedantic person. In his opinion, age does not explain everything, and dividing according to age is just more convenient for protection.But the raven is different. In a place like hell, the raven may have seen all kinds of unimaginable restricted-rated tragedies since birth. The mere R18 may not be as exciting as the story of the cradle to the raven.

Damian is another situation. Damian can kill at the age of five, but no one dares to let this young master do sex and seduction tasks, even though he really has an advantage...

"But you, the raven..." Clark was in trouble again. He really had no experience with the hybrid magical life like the raven, so he could only try to identify and analyze, "According to earth time, you should only be ten years old? Eleven years old? Let me do the math, judging from molecular information, your birthday should be...today?"