[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

After solving Connor's problem, Jonathan thought that Clark's problem was simple, but the result was beyond everyone's expectations.

Lex Luthor's black-tech transformation, meeting Clark's peculiar values, had a deep-rooted impact.Even after Jonathan tried red sun light and all kinds of kryptonite except golden kryptonite, the dejected Clark was still under the mantra lasso, firmly confiding his love for Carl.

"Why do you think it's weird that I'm in love with Carl? I mean, it's normal, isn't it? Kohut, the founder of Self Psychology, once mentioned in his work that narcissism is the general nature of human beings, and I With Carl, it’s like the inside and outside of a mirror, uh, okay, maybe a little bit distorted, but kind of like a fun mirror.”

Clark under the mantra lasso is still rambling: "Studies have shown that when everyone looks in the mirror, the evaluation of their own image will be about 30% higher than in the eyes of others, because the brain has an instinctive beautification mechanism. Of course, I don't fall in love with Karl just because of such superficial reasons.

Our meeting itself was a miracle spanning countless possibilities, miraculously merging with ourselves in the mirror.I love his solitude, because the world is too noisy.I love his tranquility, park my eyes on the flames of war.I love his groaning, pure, innocent, childish ignorance and primitive wildness.I even love his tragic past, with some immoral congratulations, hoping to soothe his wounds...”

In the small conference room of the Justice League, there were only veteran members of the alliance, Jonathan and Carl. After all, such a shameful thing...it is better not to let too many people know.

Everyone looked at Superman who was tied to the chair by the mantra lasso with a silent expression.

"Carl and I really love each other!" It seemed that the speech just now gave him courage, Superman was so excited that he even wanted to stand up, "Superman is hope and salvation. Carl has an indestructible body of steel, but he has to endure Trauma unimaginable to ordinary people, and only a superman is the most suitable for such a soul! Yes, our bodies are the same, but our souls are complementary! Oh, Karl, you have never seen the beauty of this world, but you You can already respond to my love, please respond to me, Karl..."

Under Superman's affectionate call, the other party involved, Carl, showed a vigilant look after a while, and quickly hid behind Jonathan.

"Superman has always been... like this? I mean, about that..."

Finally, the still brave Flash broke the silence with his dry mouth.

To be honest, Superman has always been an upright and simple image in the league. Until this time, no one remembered that this guy is still a writer...

Anyone who lives with a pen is absolutely good at making up things, this is an eternal truth!

"Otherwise, where do you think those things in the newspaper came from?" Batman asked back.

Metropolis and Gotham, these two adjacent super metropolises, both have their own guardians. They are very similar in some respects, but completely different in other respects.

As the dark knight of Gotham, Batman has a very complicated meaning and status to the whole Gotham, which is also reflected in the evaluation of the media.The mainstream media, headed by the Gotham Daily, sometimes praises Batman as a contemporary Robin Hood, and sometimes calls him a criminal, a monster in urban legends, and so on.And because of the government's official attitude—such as the frequent issuance of arrest warrants—the proportion of the latter is even higher.

The metropolis next door is different. Except for Lex Luthor, the whole city seems to be a unified super blow.In particular, the largest mainstream media, Planet Daily, is a stronghold of super-blowing, and is very good at using a series of extremely exaggerated and disgusting reports to praise Superman's kindness and selflessness.There are even rumors in the outside world that the monthly KPI indicators of Planet Daily reporters and editors include the number of reports about Superman's rainbow fart...

But Bruce Wayne, the big boss of the Daily Planet, can attest that these rumors... are really fucking true!

Therefore, Clark Kent, an "excellent reporter" who has almost never won a perfect attendance award, relies on KPI compliance to keep his job, and can be promoted step by step, what kind of reports he is best at writing... It is obvious.

"Superman always has to find a way to solve it. Is there anything else we can do?" Wonder Woman could hardly bear it anymore, and she didn't want to waste her mantra lasso in this kind of place.

"The test results show that the hormone secretion in Superman's body is still very abnormal and very stubborn. The whole system has formed a closed loop. To completely eliminate the influence of the special powder kryptonite, the hormone index of Superman must be changed again." Batman took out a copy report, "But the problem is that we have confirmed that ordinary powder kryptonite is currently ineffective against Superman."

This is the troublesome part of the Man of Steel. Ordinary drugs are almost completely ineffective for Superman. At present, the only thing that can affect Superman's hormones is powder kryptonite.However, Superman's current state is already under the influence of powder kryptonite, so he is immune to the effect of powder kryptonite, which is equivalent to the fact that people who have been infected cannot be "infected" again.

Batman even considered going to Arkham to find Poison Ivy to make some special pollen mixed with kryptonite to see if it could affect Superman's hormones.But after careful consideration, he gave up.If Superman managed to get rid of Kryptonite, but was controlled by Poison Ivy, the consequences would be even more serious.

"I think there may be other ways," Jonathan thought at this time, "Powder kryptonite should be a solution worth trying."

"But isn't powder kryptonite useless?"

"Yes, but that's our pink kryptonite, the pink kryptonite that changes sexuality." Jonathan looked at Flash, "Do you remember what Flash said? In his impression, the function of pink kryptonite is to make kryptonite The star turns."

"But that's another timeline, or another parallel universe." Green Lantern was still a little puzzled.

"Yes, so, let's go to another parallel universe to find it." Jonathan smiled, "I just had such an opportunity recently."

Although it has not been a year yet, Jonathan has just collected [-] ancient fruits in his hand, and he can travel through a parallel universe.

Although the kryptonite found in the parallel universe is not necessarily useful—for example, in the parallel universe I just went to, the powder kryptonite there is used to change sexual orientation just like here—but it is still a way.

"There is at least a 50% chance of success. Let's see if Flash has time recently." Jonathan said, "See if Flash has time recently. Besides, we need someone to accompany us this time."

Superman must not be able to move anymore. His love brain symptoms are getting worse and he must be kept under strict supervision.As for Carl, Jonathan felt that Carl was not yet suitable for such a thing.

It's not a matter of ability, but the last accident has proved that it is easy to get lost during the shuttle. With Carl's mind, if he falls alone in some strange place, it will be more troublesome than Clark.

And, this time, they firstly wanted to retrieve Jason's soul fragment, and the second was for Clark, both of which had nothing to do with Karl, and there was no reason for Karl to take risks.

"I have no problem, but what should Superman do now?" The Flash immediately agreed.

"I have a good place to put this guy." Jonathan touched his chin, "Give us a day, and gather at Kent Farm tomorrow morning."

……

"Is it okay for Superman to be alone in the Fortress of Solitude?" The Flash was still a little worried, "Isn't it possible that when we came back, we found that Superman led an army of robots to conquer the world in pursuit of true love?"

"Don't worry, there's no problem," Jonathan obviously had thought carefully, "The Fortress of Solitude has biological cloning technology, and there are also superhuman cloning robots, which are half biological and half machine, and they are also Kryptonian templates. In other words , even if that kid is in heat, there are still silicone dolls to use."

Jonathan said something extraordinary with a calm face.

"Okay, so who are we going with this time, Uncle Kent?" Barry shuddered, trying to shake out the image of Superman with a silicone doll in his mind, "Or just the two of us?"

"Can I go together? Jonathan...Grandpa?" Connor asked hurriedly.

"No, someone has already made a reservation, and..." Jonathan frowned, "Why are you still wearing this dress? Didn't I make a few sets for you before?"

"Is there something wrong with this dress?" Connor looked down at his Superman T-shirt with black background and red letters. "This is what Tim gave me. It's the same as the one I wore before."

"But it's a counterfeit product!" Jonathan said confidently.

"How?" Connor was a little surprised. He knew the secret identities of Batman and Red Robin, and he also had a certain idea of ​​their wealth and other things. How could Tim buy a pirated copy?

"In fact, almost all the superheroes of the Justice League have authorized genuine peripherals, such as Batman T-shirts, which have also set sales records, but only Superman does not." Jonathan explained, "Superman's logo is only a few times, It came out as a crossover, like a crossover with the Batman logo, but it was never licensed separately."

"Yes, that's true. I remember last quarter that the Flash sold 2.3 million US dollars of licensed merchandise." As a poor man, Barry knew this very well, although he couldn't get a penny, "Why? Is Big Lan unwilling to do this?"

"Because the Superman logo is not only a logo, but also the family crest of the Ayre family." Jonathan explained, "If you wear clothes with the Ayre family crest on it, it means you are a member of the Ayre family, so you can't It is as easy to authorize as an ordinary trademark logo. In this world, except for the uniforms made by the Fortress of Solitude, only I have obtained authorization from Jor-Eyer, so only the Superman uniforms and the clothes I made are considered genuine. Others All of them are unlicensed copycats.”

Jonathan tapped Connor's chest: "Connor, you are Clark's child, an undisputed member of the Al family, and a member of our Kent family, so you are also eligible to use this symbol, and you don't need to have any concerns .”

Although they haven't been together for a long time, Jonathan has also noticed that Connor likes to use those things with the Superman logo very much, just like a bat.You know, even Clark himself wouldn't do that.

But Jonathan can also understand that Connor is still in a period of confusion, or that a child like him will be in a period of confusion for a longer period of time.

He is a weapon made by Superman's mortal enemy, but he is also the blood of Superman. Bearing the title of Superboy, he is naturally eager to find an identity.

Jonathan could give him this recognition, but he wasn't the most suitable candidate. It would be better to wait for Clark to return to normal and do it himself.

"So," Barry looked at Connor, who was blushing slightly, "who are we going to go with?"

"Don't worry, Barry, he should be here soon." Jonathan looked at his watch, then at the Zeta teleporter on the Kent farm, "Just a minute or two, we're going to bring back Robin's soul..."

"Identification: A-0-2..."

"For this, Batman is even willing to go to hell, and the parallel universe can't stop him."

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感谢在2020-09-2221:28:03~2020-09-2321:04:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 foodie;

Thank you to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles for those who are keen to retire; 5 bottles for foodies; 2 bottles for Xiaomiao;

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