I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

Qiong Ren was wrapped in petals, and it was night again, even though the moonlight was very bright, it was difficult for him to see anything clearly in the closed red lotus.

It was impossible to find that the petals turned slightly red.

The clothes on his body were soaked in the pool water, dripping wetly, his body was a little hot, and the curly hair stuck to his forehead, I don't know if the water got on his body when he was rolling in the red lotus, or he was sweating again.

The drops of water flowed down the cheeks, a little itchy, Qiong Ren didn't have much room to move, so he could only use his shoulders to wipe it off.

He lightly kicked the petals of the red lotus with his bare feet.

"let me out."

"Don't let it go."

The voice hit the ears with heat.

Qiong Ren's ear canal was numb and itchy.

"Don't worry," Yan Wang's voice whispered in his ear, "I will eat it carefully."

He was locked in the red lotus, the space was small, and it was getting hotter and hotter.

The fragrance is getting stronger and stronger.

Qiong Ren stepped on the petals in dissatisfaction: "I'm not a tool person, and it's too ugly to use."

Yan Wang didn't explain this misunderstanding. If he did, Qiong Ren would only be angrier.

The petals rolled over, enveloping the beautiful young man more delicately, like a quilt covered with petals.

Kissed again.

Still no one in sight.

Qiong Ren felt that this was much more embarrassing than when he could see Hades.

There was not enough space in the red lotus for him to reach out and hug someone, his hand was wrapped and he couldn't lift it up, it was empty and there was no place to put it, nothing was right, his long and slender fingers slowly clenched.

Hades kissed very well, he didn't even stick out his tongue, he just sucked the kiss on his lips, as if he was tasting something.

Qiong Ren couldn't help opening his mouth, and Yan Wang kissed him in.

He likes to kiss with Yama, but Yama always kisses endlessly and is very tiring.

God can do this, he is only mortal.

When I wake up in the morning, my mouth will be sore and my lips will be swollen.

After kissing for a while, Qiong Ren couldn't take it anymore, he was exhausted beyond the limit today, and was tightly trapped in this place. Although the scene was slightly weird, it was inexplicably lulling to sleep.

He can sleep with his eyes closed.

But being kissed all the time, it was too late to fall asleep, sleepiness and the touch on his lips hit his brain at the same time.

Really sleepy, Hades is too much.

If there was a human body in front of him, he could still push Hades' face away, but there was nothing in front of him, and he didn't have the tactile feeling of touching the other person's face when he was used to kissing.

God is really amazing, tossing people can play endless tricks, if I had known that he would not refuse to become a god, I would not be kissed so pitifully now.

After a long time, probably when the kiss was a little satisfied, Qiong Ren finally had a chance to speak.

"I'm so sleepy, I want to rest, I want to change immediately! I don't grow flowers!"

Yama: "Are you sure?"

Qiong Ren: "..."

Qiong Ren suddenly had a vicissitudes: "Forget it, who knows what will happen next."

It can’t be said that it is more terrifying than this, woo woo woo, one is like this, how can seven live.

Yan Wang let out a muffled laugh: "I'll take you back to rest."

Qiong Ren is a busy man now, so Li Kui called him early in the morning to remind him not to forget to go to Ai Kuxun for a meeting in the afternoon.

Li Kui had probably told him that he wanted to make a new show. Although he had lingering fears about Li Kui's past record, Li Kui's variety shows were very popular in the underworld, and the ghosts responded very well.

Although Qiong Ren is a small boss and has the absolute right to speak on the content of his video website, he always remembers the wise saying that the masses like to hear, what is he, why should he object.

Even if he is hurt by Li Kui's variety show again, as long as the ghosts in the underworld love to watch it, he can go all out.

"Eat breakfast first, don't go to work hungry."

Qiong Ren has a tenacious biological clock, but too many things happened yesterday, he was so tired that he accidentally overslept.

Yan Wang cooked two eggs for him, a bowl of red bean and glutinous rice porridge, and a small plate of fruit.

"eat more."

Qiong Ren ate in silence, barely making a sound.

Yan Wang moved closer to his wrist, took a deep sniff, and exhaled slowly: "I smell of you on me."

Qiong Ren silently speeded up his chewing.

Yama said: "Don't be so anxious, eat slowly."

Qiong Ren swallowed half an egg in one gulp, almost choking himself to death, he beat his chest, and Hades poured him a glass of warm water.

He took it and drank it, and finally got through.

His eyes were watery and his face was flushed.

It's hard to say whether it's choking or embarrassing.

He didn't say a word to Hades, and ran away quickly after breakfast.

He rushed out and saw that Wang Boduan had come to pick him up.

Wang Boduan said in the car: "Isn't the meeting in the afternoon?"

Qiong Ren: "Yes."

Wang Boduan: "Then why are you going out so early?"

Qiong Ren sighed quietly: "This family can't stay any longer, I decided to go to the underworld studio to have a look."

By the way, let's take a look at how the post-production of Zhou Jing's movie "Elevator" is doing.

Wang Boduan was very excited: "Can I go too?"

Qiong Ren: "You can't go, there is a special talent introduction plan in the underworld, and literary talents can enjoy multiple preferential policies, so Zhou Mi can get a work visa after joining my underworld studio. After all, there are so many residents in the underworld, and everyone's spiritual world is in urgent need Filled with excellent literary and artistic works.

"However, if you have paid taxes in my studio for five years, you can apply for a working visa in the underworld."

Wang Boduan was tempted.

Hell's visa is so high-end, majestic, and high-end. He has never had any of the previous masters of Qinglei Temple. If he and Meng Qingxuan can get it, they will be so proud.

What's more, Mr. Qiong is so powerful. I heard that yesterday he smashed Mr. Yu's criminal den again.

"Take me to the end of Line [-], there is a chartered car service from Jifu."

Wang Boduan: "Is the underworld so advanced?"

Qiong Ren: "The car is average, but the speed is very fast."

"However," Wang Boduan finally remembered to ask, "Why can't we stay at home? Your house is infested with termites? Do you want me to ask a pest control company to come and help?"

Qiong Ren shook his head sadly.

The things at home are big and powerful, and they are still the highest leaders of the underworld, so they can't be killed.

He put on a steam mask and went back to sleep.

Because of the popularity of "Journey to Hell", Qiong Ren's nationality in Yangshi has also increased now.

Even if he walks on the street wearing a mask and hat, he will be recognized by aunts and grandpas from time to time.

An aunt called him: "Isn't this Qiong Ren? Your acting is good. Such a young guy can't do so well! Well, do you have a girlfriend? My daughter is just [-] this year. , and you are a perfect match."

Qiong Ren: "Auntie, do you want soy milk?"

"Drink, soy milk is nutritious, and it's not easy to get acne."

He bought a cup of soy milk and stuffed it in his aunt's hand: "I'm in a hurry to catch the car, see you later, auntie."

"Oh boy, you're too polite. If you don't like women, Auntie knows a lot of handsome guys."

No need, no need, there are already seven in the family.

Qiong Ren entered the lottery shop, "Bai Wuchang" and Zou Rong were sitting together, both of them looked into the distance with sad faces.

"Is this where the chartered car sits?"

The two little girls looked up and stared at each other: "Qiong Ren?"

Seeing the two of them, Qiong Ren was also in a very good mood. This is the ghost who supported him when he was so confused that he only sold fifty albums.

Super precious first-generation powder.

"The forehead is all wrinkled, what happened?"

Qiong Ren didn't see them either, and sat down on a stool.

In any case, he has not only witnessed his past history, but also witnessed the ghosts of him and Hades who died each other. Although they met less often, they were like old friends.

"Didn't King Yan Mo want to implement a three-year plan to improve the quality of the law enforcement team? We impermanently count as the law enforcement team by default. In addition to assessing the mastery and application of various laws and regulations in the underworld, we also need to assess physical fitness."

Zou Rong sighed: "My physical fitness is worse than bad. I looked at the items that need to be assessed, and I think I will lose my certificate of impermanence because I fail the exam."

Although the impermanence of the Yangyang Office can be regarded as law enforcement officers, they are different from Meng Shen, who is always ready to fight with ghosts or various evil spirits. Most of the time, they can complete their work as long as they have the soul chain, and do not need combat skills. .

Now that she suddenly started to assess her physical fitness, she was a little worried. "Bai Wuchang" also said with a bitter face: "If Rong Rong doesn't get a new law enforcement certificate, we won't be able to work together anymore in the future."

Qiong Ren became curious: "What items need to be assessed?"

Zou Rong: "Practical skills of mace, 83 moves of chopping evil spirits with a big knife, and a marathon."

Aren't these projects common to jailers in hell?Qiong Ren thought for a while: "How about I hire a tutor for you?"

Zou Rong said in awe, "You? What am I capable of? Besides, I can't learn your superhuman motor nerves."

Qiong Ren waved his hand: "Look at "Journey to Hell". The jailers are doing your assessment items every day. They must be very good at it. It just so happens that the earphones are almost ready. When I burn the earphones for them, I will ask them. Come teach you.

"If any prison guard is willing to be your teacher at that time, you have to pay him the tuition according to the market price, and you can't go whoring for nothing."

Zou Rong nodded happily, that would be great: "Never whoring for nothing, thank you."

"Okay, problem solved," Qiong Ren smiled, "Please give me a chartered ticket."

Qiong Ren took the bus ticket and went in from the back door of the lottery shop to take the bus. Zou Rong held his face and sighed: "My daughter goose is really good, he deserves to be popular."

"Bai Wuchang" also nodded: "It's a pity that the living people in the yang world don't know how popular Qiong Ren is in the underworld, what a pity."

Zou Rong: "I will know when they die, they will be stunned, hahahaha."

After Qiong Ren arrived in the underworld, he first told the person in charge of the overwhelmed Xiaopo video site that the server needs to be bought, and technicians are recruited.Even if it can't be compared with Yangshi's full-featured Aikuxun and other large websites, at least it must be smooth and not stuttered, and try not to let the website collapse because of too many people online.

He also visited the post-production of "Elevator," where pre-production footage played on a monitor connected to his home computer.

The dressed female ghost climbed into the display and appeared in the paused screen.

Zhou Mi shouted: "Start!"

The video played normally, but the appearance of the female ghost made the screen suddenly dark and gloomy, and there were strange freezes and sounds on the screen.

The elevator door opened slowly, and the female ghost lay on the ground, like a spider with a broken leg, her head tilted to one side, and she crawled into the elevator with stutters.

Blood slowly dripped from the monitor.

"stop!"

The domestic computer screamed: "Wipe off the blood, my display is going to be dirty, it's my wife! Ahhh, I'm going crazy!"

The field worker immediately rushed up with a rag to wipe off the blood.

Qiong Ren asked in a low voice: "Is the display screen also smart?"

Zhou Mi answered in a low voice: "No. It likes to call its external devices, the big wife of the display screen, the second wife of the keyboard, and the third wife of the mouse."

Qiong Ren: "What about the stereo?"

Zhou Mi: "It said that the stereo is too noisy, it is only suitable for being a lover, otherwise the family will not be harmonious. It also asked me to change the stereo every week, otherwise it will crash."

Qiong Ren: "..."

Zhou Mi: "Don't worry, I'm good at controlling costs. Have you seen the spray painting on the stereo? My wife's nail art spray gun is sprayed. It's cheap to change it once a week. It's just a fresh look."

Qiong Ren: "Stickers can be used."

Zhou Mi: "That's right, why did I forget? As expected of the boss."

He recalled the news that the ghosts and gods of the underworld were dispatched to destroy the evil god's crime den together with Qiong Ren, who was rumored everywhere today, and said puzzledly: "You were so tired yesterday, so don't come to inspect, everything is running well here, don't worry Can't you just rest at home?"

Qiong Ren sighed inwardly.

Zhou Mi doesn't understand anything.How can he have a good rest at home.

There is a flower in his house that eats people.

That flower ate people for the first time yesterday.

Chew slowly from beginning to end.

Can he go back to such a dangerous place?His home is scarier than hell now.