I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

Lu Yan is a well-known psychological counselor in Longcheng.His clinic is very private, and the medical staff are as tight-lipped as a brave man who can only get in and out, and [-]% of the patients in the entertainment industry account for it.

Today's first patient is an extremely beautiful young man who wants to treat his phobia of ghosts.

Dr. Lu chatted with him for 10 minutes, did some simple tests, and once wanted to suggest that the patient be referred.

He immediately reprimanded himself severely.

Because the patient can face to face with the ghost nun played by Manson, and thinks that the underworld doll Annabelle is ordinary, but is frightened by Nie Xiaoqian played by Joey Wang and hold a grudge.

That would be too unprofessional.

Wang Zuxian is his goddess, the patient is his responsibility, he wants a bowl of water to be balanced.

Patients are only afraid of ghosts in the strict sense, so they are not afraid of the ugly ghost nun and Annabelle. After all, these two are demons in terms of monster taxonomy.

He barely reacts to JumpScare and is not afraid of the dark.Although he is afraid of ghosts, he thinks ghosts are friendly and even like him. (Note 1)

This is quite different from the performance of normal people who are afraid of ghosts.

If the patient is not intentionally fabricating symptoms to amuse him, then he feels the need to refer the patient to a psychiatrist.

The patient seemed to read his mind.

"Doctor, I have tested the Brief Psychiatric Scale, and there is still a certain distance from the score of the patient group. I am not mentally ill."

Doctor Lu: "..."

How can a normal person do a psychiatric scale?

The cut-off line for the patient group is 35 points, the higher the score, the more serious the condition may be.There is certainly a distance between a normal person and 35 points, but there is also a distance between 100 points and 35 points...

Dr. Lu tried: "Why do you want to get up and take the psychiatric scale?"

Patient: "Oh, one day when I came home, I saw a toy on the side of the road. It was a very cute plush rabbit, so I picked it up, and then one day I found the plush rabbit..."

Dr. Lu: "The plush rabbit...moved?"

Patient: "Hahahaha, how can the plush rabbit move? Doctor, you are so humorous. Anyway, I took a psychiatric scale that day, and I'm fine, don't worry."

Dr. Lu: "..." No one can rest assured after hearing this.

Before leaving, the patient asked him where there was a haunted house nearby.

Since you are afraid of ghosts, why go to a haunted house?

Sure enough, he was seriously ill.

Dr. Lu's friend has made great achievements in treating schizophrenia. He wrote the name of his friend and the hospital where he worked for the patient, and said softly, "If you are afraid of going to the psychiatric department, I can accompany you to find him in the afternoon."

The patient looked at him silently for a few seconds, hesitant to speak several times, but finally he didn't speak, probably because he was too moved to speak.After all, there are not many doctors who are as considerate and responsible as him.

When he sent this patient named Qiong Ren out, the next patient was already waiting outside.

The second patient was tall, with black hair tied behind the ears, extremely fair skin, and surprisingly handsome.

The eyes of the two patients met in the air, and they stayed on each other for a few seconds, as if they were surprised by each other's appearance.

The scene of them staring at each other was so dazzling that Dr. Lu remembered an idiom - complement each other.

I just want to take out my phone and take ten or eight pictures.

He brought the second patient into the consulting room.

The patient's name is Yanmaluoja, and I don't know which star recommended him.

The name is so special, it should be a minority.

Lu Yan: "Your main appeal is to treat insomnia."

The handsome man nodded quietly.

Lu Yan: "How long have you been in this situation? Have you ever taken any medicine?"

The man thought for a while: "Two years and nine months. I took sleeping pills, but it didn't work."

Lu Yan: "Can you talk about how you started to suffer from insomnia?"

"of course."

The man thinks for a moment, and then tells the story.

"I have a secretary who sings involuntarily at work. It's the same song all the time, and it's very ugly."

The man couldn't help pressing his temples, "Ever since I heard her sing that song, I haven't fallen asleep again. As long as I close my eyes, the melody of da da da da will play in my mind in a loop."

Lu Yan: "Why don't you stop her from singing?"

"She has a heavy workload. Singing can effectively maintain her consciousness, so that she won't get confused after working overtime. For the sake of work efficiency, I can't stop her from singing."

Doctor Lu was shocked.

The capitalists really live up to their reputation, and they would rather not sleep for two years and nine months than give up the surplus value of squeezing the workers.

Shameless!

Dr. Lu felt sorry for the secretary he had never met before, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. He looked at the top of the man's head, which was black and thick, making people jealous.

Was this man here to amuse him?

If you haven't slept for two years and nine months, it's not a matter of whether you lose your hair or not. People should have settled in the underworld long ago.

"It is a compulsive behavior to keep thinking about the melody of the song in your mind. I suggest you refer to a psychiatrist. If you want to treat obsessive-compulsive disorder, seven points depend on taking medicine, and three points depend on counseling. I can only do three points."

Hearing this, the expression on his face did not change at all, and he looked at Dr. Lu quietly with extremely black eyes: "The medicine has no effect on me. Is there any other way?"

Seeing the man's eyes like deep pools, Dr. Lu felt inexplicably hairy, and cold sweat wet his back silently.

Obviously the other party has always been gentle and polite, but he just couldn't help being scared.

He tremblingly suggested: "This...or...Have you tried changing the sleeping environment? Choose to fall asleep in an environment that you feel comfortable with, and you can play some ambient sounds that make you relax, such as rain, ocean waves, white noise , it might be useful."

Man: "Ah. Is that so."

He lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, then stood up and asked, "Thank you very much for your suggestion. Excuse me, is there a haunted house nearby?"

"You want to play?"

Yanma Raja: "No, go to bed. The sound effects of the haunted house and the screams of tourists are always relaxing."

Dr. Lu: "...?"

"The amusement park is closed for a big bargain, the price of the haunted house ticket is as low as 30 yuan, handsome guy, buy a ticket."

Qiong Ren looked at the faded posters on the counter, pressed his hat, looked up and said, "Here's one."

The conductor's formulaic smile suddenly turned red, and he handed him a disclaimer, "You have to wait for a while after signing. Our haunted house stipulates that at least two guests can enter at a time."

After he signed, the conductor gave him another bracelet.

"If you are particularly scared, just press the red button on the bracelet, and I will go in and pick you up when I receive the signal."

Qiong Ren clasped the bracelet tightly to make sure it wouldn't fall off.

According to the guest book of the haunted house, the actors who pretend to be ghosts in this haunted house are superb in acting, appearing and disappearing like real ghosts.

It perfectly meets Qiong Ren's needs for gallbladder training.

It could be seen that the business of the haunted house was really not good, so Qiong Ren waited for half an hour before the second guest came.

They are still acquaintances, they just met at Dr. Lu's place.

A man who even Qiong Ren, who is not sensitive to appearance, finds it amazing.

Qiong Ren nodded to him, "What a coincidence, we meet again."

"Hello." The patient also nodded to him.

The patient is wearing a gray suit, tie is meticulously tied, cuff buttons and brooches are complete.With a calm face, there was an aura that would not move him even if the sky collapsed.

Such a person appeared in the haunted house, as if he was teleported from a dinner party, and seemed out of place with the surroundings.

The conductor suddenly trembled, as if stepping on a leaking wire with his bare feet.

"Why are you here now, now~"

The patient glanced at the conductor a few times, "It's in Yangyang?"

The conductor nodded.

"It turns out that this haunted house was opened by you," said the patient, "I want a ticket, can I scan Alipay?"

The conductor was still trembling: "How can we collect your money."

The patient frowned, turned his head and asked Qiong Ren: "Hello, how much is the fare?"

Qiong Ren: "Thirty."

The patient thanked him, then scanned the QR code to pay, and asked, "Where is the entrance?"

The conductor pointed weakly to the left.

The patient opened the door on the left and walked in.Qiong Ren hurriedly followed, he wanted to form a team with his patient, and if he fainted, the patient could call the staff for him.

The light in the haunted house was very dim, and Qiong Ren couldn't see clearly when he first entered, so he just stopped and waited for his eyes to adapt.

He was distracted thinking, the patient is tall, handsome, polite, and rich, this kind of man should be very popular, why is the conductor so afraid?

What kind of unit is the Yangyang Office? He has heard of the Beijing Office.

His eyes gradually adapted to the darkness, and in front of him was a false security door, and the patient had disappeared.

The eerie music reverberated in the haunted house, the volume was very low, and it seemed to be there, but it was even more terrifying.From time to time, there will be light footsteps, as if someone is following behind.

The sound effects are extremely hellish.

Behind the anti-theft door is a small living room, Qiong Ren turned on the phone light and looked around.

There is a newspaper on the coffee table in the living room, with a huge UC body across the front page, for fear that tourists will not see it.

"Shock!Why do star chasing girls jump off a building late at night? "

The content of the report is about a girl named Zou Rong, who was puaed by a big fan in the fan circle during the process of chasing stars. One night, she jumped from the nineteenth floor and fell to pieces.There was a photo of Zou Rong in the newspaper. The girl's eyes had been coded, and there was a bloodstain on the left side of her face.

After reading the newspaper, Qiong Ren put it back, and the newspaper fell on the coffee table with a soft "sand" sound.

"Ugh……"

A faint sigh sounded, and the light in the living room suddenly turned on, flickering.

Qiong Ren raised his head suddenly, and a girl in a white skirt appeared opposite the coffee table. There was a bloodstain on her left cheek, and her figure was translucent.

No matter how you look at it, they are all Zou Rong's ghosts.

Qiong Ren's mind went blank for a moment, and he ran away.

He has a strong figure, moves like a mad rabbit, and quickly rushed out of the living room.

The girl floated in place for a few seconds, then suddenly became ecstatic.

"Ah - it's my female goose!!"

She immediately took out her mobile phone and said in the group:

[Qiong Ren came to our haunted house to play, let the other tourists go first, come out to chase stars for my old lady! 】

[Fuck, I heard that he is afraid of ghosts, so don't scare my husband into something wrong. 】

【Come on. 】

Qiong Ren ran around in the haunted house in a panic, forgetting that he could use his wristband to call for help.

He heard whispers and his name was mentioned.

His heart rate soared like he was stepping on the gas pedal, the lights in the dark corridor were flickering on and off, and the echo of his footsteps, combined with the sizzle of the electric current, exaggerated the horror atmosphere to the extreme.

He was running, and suddenly felt wrong, is the haunted house so big?Why did he run for a few minutes and still not reach the exit? Could it be that he accidentally turned back?

[Shh, don't talk, use WeChat to communicate. 】

[I said not to scare him, why didn't you withdraw the ghost hit the wall? 】

[I also want to withdraw, but I don't know why, my strength is limited, what should I do?My cub looked so scared, my heart ached to death. 】

【How about I come forward and take him out? 】

【You still have an ax stuck in your head, it will only scare my husband to death. 】

[I heard that Hades is going to come to sleep in our haunted house, the director went to buy a mattress, and he is the only one here who looks like a living person, what should we do? 】

Qiong Ren was as fast as a gust of wind, blowing past a person lying on the ground.

He just glanced out of the corner of his eye while running at high speed, and he could see that the man had excellent proportions, was tall, and had super long legs.

Such a good figure is not common, Qiong Ren was terrified, could it be that the patient was fainted by fright?

what to do?Do you want to go back and save people?

If I go back, will I run into the female ghost?

No, you can't ignore death.

Qiong Ren gritted his teeth, wiped away the tears that came out of fright, turned around and ran back.

He saw in the dim light that the person on the ground was indeed a patient, Qiong Ren bent over to pick him up, and continued to run forward.

Hades barely brewing a little drowsiness: "?"

what happened?

He finally felt as if he was going to fall asleep a little bit, why was he carried away suddenly?

The girl in white skirt who silently followed behind Qiong Ren blurted out what the hell, and immediately hid behind the corner, typing with her fingers.

[I was in a hurry, King Yan Mo is here!All hidden! 】

【Report!The king was held in the arms of my daughter goose. PS, it's a princess hug. 】

[There is a picture in my mind. 】

[Don't say it, it's a bit like that. 】

【What's the smell?The domineering Hades and his billionaire wife? 】

Yanma Raja is the lord of Hades, and he has seen countless living people and ghosts.

But it was the first time this happened.

he.

Yama.

Being hugged in the arms, the princess hug.

He wanted Qiongren to put him down, but he was knocked back before he could speak.

The place where it hits is slippery, soft, and elastic.

Yanmaluoja was hit so hard that his whole body froze, as if he had been frozen in the Great Ice Hell for 800 years.

Qiong Ren ran to the door. It was inconvenient to push the door with someone in his arms, so he could only push it sideways with his shoulder.

The flame demon Raja's face was pressed against Qiong Ren's body by this action, and the scent from the soft cloth filled his nose.

For a moment, it seemed that all senses were enveloped by Qiong Ren's breath.

Fragrant and refreshing.

It smells like hell.

His lips brushed against something accidentally, and a small bite hit his cheek.

Yanmo Luoja's eyes, as quiet as a deep pool, suddenly widened.

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Note [-]: jumpscare is a jump scare. In ghost horror movies, a big white face suddenly jumps out, or there is a sound effect from the underworld, which catches you off guard and disturbs your mentality. It is called jumpscare.