I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

The dragon scales are smooth and hard, and the scales get smaller as they reach the tip of the tail. The scales are like black jade carvings, vaguely transparent, with a little gold on the bottom sheet, shining with a low-key luster, which has a strange beauty.

Qiong Ren set up the camera, set the time and continuous shooting mode, and hugged the whole tail, he wanted to take a group photo.

The tail was a little stiff, and it was a little difficult to hold it. He turned his head to look at Yanmo: "Okay, so serious..."

Qiong Ren hugged his tail and clasped his hands together in a gesture of goodbye. His tail blocked most of his face. He rubbed his face from the scales with difficulty, and said to Yan Mo: "Smile, I'm going to print out this photo and put it at home. of."

Yan Mo's Lin was almost blown up by him!

He couldn't laugh, rather, he had exhausted all his strength to keep his mind.

Sure enough, Qiong Ren shouldn't be allowed to touch his tail.

"Yanmo?"

Because he lost his soul too much, Qiong Ren also felt that something was wrong: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay." Yan Mo took a deep breath and smiled a little at the camera.

Qiong Ren also immediately smiled at the camera.

The clicking sound continued.

Qiong Ren put down his tail, ran over to look at the photos, and couldn't help sighing: "The tail is so cute! You are so handsome!"

Living with such a handsome god, I always feel that I can live many more years.

Yan Mo also leaned over to look at the photos.

How cute is the tail? The cute one is obviously Qiong Ren, from the tip of the toes to the strands of hair.

Qiong Ren turned his eyes and took aim at the dragon's horn: "Can the horn be touched?"

Yan Mo bent down, then got up immediately: "Not now."

"Oh……"

Although a little disappointed, Qiong Ren knows how to restrain himself. If he gets annoyed, there will be no next time.

He silently withdrew his hand.

Yan Mo let out a breath slowly. I don't know if it's a reward or a torture process. It's finally over.

You can't give the rewards all at once, let's save the dragon horns for later.

Yan Mo felt that he had mastered the correct technique of fishing for benevolence.

What's more... the dragon's horn is more sensitive than the tail. When he usually uses this avatar, he won't let the horn come out.

Dangerous enough today.

He was very glad that the skin of this avatar was dark enough, even if he blushed...

"Ah...why is your face so red? Have a fever?"

Qiong Ren put his hand on his cheek, only the eyes to the chin were not covered by dragon scales, and the skin could be touched.

He was so hot that he withdrew his hand immediately: "You can boil eggs at this temperature! Are you okay?"

Yan Mo took a step back and shook his head: "The human body has finished inspecting the Eight Cold Hells, so I'll come back in a human body."

He's fine, he just needs to go to the Great Ice Hell to calm down.

The dragon man disappeared in an instant, and the human body and speech suddenly appeared, his fair face was slightly red, and his expression was very serious: "Do you like it?"

Qiong Ren: "?"

Yanmo: "Tail."

Qiong Ren: "I like it very much."

Outsiders, eternal gods!

Momo said with hesitation: "Do you feel ordinary now?"

Because Qiong Ren is too enthusiastic about inhuman images, Yan Wang has a slight appearance anxiety.

Qiong Ren: "..."

What misunderstanding do you have about ordinaryness...

Qiong Ren gave a thumbs up: "The flavors are different, but each one is unique!"

He added another thumb: "This avatar is the most beautiful of all the people on Earth."

Yanmo: "But I think you are the prettiest."

He looked serious and natural, and every word came from the heart.

Qiong Ren accepted the compliment without guilt: "I am indeed pretty."

He had a sudden thought: "Don't people all have names for their courtyards? Su Zhai, Baopu Garden, let's have a name for our house too, with Hades Temple written on the door, and the note: Handsome guy lives here."

Yan Mo couldn't help but smile when he heard this, he shook his head: "You can't write the name of the temple casually. Your name is Qiong Ren, Qiong is beautiful jade, and Ren is a very important moral concept in the yang world.

"It's better to call it Yunyu Garden, taking the meaning of carrying pearls and jade. Lu Ji once said in "Wen Fu", "Shi Yunyu makes the mountains shine, water carries pearls and the river is beautiful." You have virtue, name and people. They complement each other."

Qiong Ren stared at him fixedly, unable to speak.

Yanmo: "Don't like it?"

Qiong Ren shook his head, the corners of his mouth were tightly pursed, and tears rolled in his eyes.

Yan Mo panicked, took out a handkerchief from his suit pocket, lifted Qiong Ren's chin with his fingers, and gently wiped away his tears.

Qiong Ren raised his eyes to look at him, the tails of his eyes were red, and the eyes were soaked with tears, making them look extraordinarily bright:

"My name was chosen by my mother. I have never met my mother, and I don't know why she gave me this name. Because of the homonym, I am always misunderstood as that poor person, and sometimes I find it annoying.

"But if you say my name so well, it doesn't seem to matter if you are misunderstood in the future."

Yan Yue looked at him sincerely: "It's not that I said it well, it was just fine."

Qiong Ren held back his tears and nodded, his eyes were red with grievance: "Then can I touch the dragon's horn?"

Yan Mo calmed down instantly: "No, that avatar is in the Great Ice Hell and cannot come out for the time being."

Qiong Ren: "Oh..."

I also want to cheat a dragon horn to touch it while crying.

The next day, while eating breakfast, Qiong Ren finally remembered to ask, "Why did you reward me? Did I do anything special?"

Yanmo peeled the eggs calmly, and came up with an excuse that he had decided after careful consideration: "You sing well."

"But I'm also a singer. I should sing well, and I don't need to be rewarded." Qiong Ren took the egg, "Of course, I didn't mean to refuse you to reward me."

Such a reward please Mo Duo Mo Duo.

Immediately after Wang Yaoqing was anesthetized, the Special Affairs Department gave him confessional medicine in the ward.

Through interrogation, they learned that Wang Yaoqing had killed two people, Zhou Mi and Ai Yinyue.Both the jade carving and the transfer array were ordered from the scar-faced man.

The scarface man is very mysterious, and he still doesn't know the name of the other party.

The matter of transshipment was proposed by the scar-faced man, and Wang Yaoqing had no idea how he found himself as a client.At first, he also had doubts, but the scar-faced man said that he could try it before paying, which is very humane, so Wang Yaoqing placed an order.

Deposit and final payment are paid in cash.

The Special Affairs Department interrogated a lot of dirty things, but none of them were related to the scar-faced man, which made the interrogator Panda Jing very frustrated.

They distributed the portrait of the scar-faced man to Zhou Mi and Qiong Ren, and told them that the man's surname was Guo, and asked them to pay more attention in their daily life. If they think of news related to this man, they should contact the Special Affairs Department as soon as possible. .

Xiong Miao also communicated with Qiong Ren a little more, and it is not worried about leaking secrets. Qiong Ren has a great master like Yan Mo around him, Meng Shen and Cheng Huang are his fans, and the Xuanmen collectively called him, and it seems that he still has a relationship with the King of Hades A lot.

People have more sources of information than it does.

"The surname of the scar-faced man was calculated by an old celestial master based on the traces left by him. There should be no mistakes. But the sinner surnamed Guo can't be found in the book of life and death. I don't know if the underworld didn't look carefully. .”

"Of course not," Qiong Ren immediately rectified the name of the underworld, "They have changed the information office management system, and the search function of the book of life and death is very easy to use. Especially for such people who have committed many crimes, they are specially marked in the book of life and death , because these people are easily deformed into evil spirits after death, and a bunch of ghosts have to be guarded in advance. I think the celestial master made a mistake."

Panda Jing was greatly admired when he heard this, and look, this is the relationship household.

He is still so young, and he has already figured out the office system of the underworld.

After hanging up the phone, Yan Mo said, "I don't think it may be that the celestial master made a mistake, but that this person is not in the book of life and death."

Qiong Ren immediately thought of Journey to the West: "Eradicate the name like the Great Sage?"

"Of course not," Yan Mo said, "He doesn't have to be a living person, or even a human being, but his mana is so powerful that people can't feel other auras. If you search for a living person, you won't be able to find it."

Qiong Ren held up his mobile phone: "Can I tell them?"

Yan Mo nodded, but didn't intend to investigate it himself.He can make a little mention, but he can't do it for him.

After the Special Affairs Department received the news, it naturally communicated and discussed with people from all parties without mentioning it.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and Qiong Ren’s small studios in Yin and Yang are on the right track. Mr. Su has also joined Fudekuai Media. Hearing that he praised the name for its freshness, refinement, and natural interest, Qiong Ren felt relieved and felt that Found a confidant.

Now that there is a director, the shooting of the hell culture promotional film is also on the agenda.

As long as Yanmo heard him talking about this with Emperor Song, he would look at him with mixed eyes of condemnation, grievance, obedience, and coldness (?).

It was difficult for Ren to resist.

Fortunately, the ten kings of the underworld suddenly decided to make a promotional video together, which can not only educate the residents of the underworld, but also put them in the mortal world, so that these guys who are still doing evil can see their future situation.

It can be said to be very educational, and it can also be regarded as an educational film about evil deeds.

Qiong Ren named this promotional film, "Journey to Hell".

In the underworld, it is a documentary propaganda and educational film. In the yang world, it is an essential educational documentary, but it is claimed to be a horror film disguised as a documentary effect, which can be called the ultimate nesting doll.

Zhou Mi began to prepare for the "late stage", and Qiong Ren asked Ai Yinyue to take him to the Ghost Palace to apply for a work visa.

Fudekuai Media has carried out a second expansion, and the company has many employees that Qiong Ren doesn't know.Du Yuan and HBL2003 cooperated with each other and managed the company very well.

On the eve of filming, Shi Wang sat down with Qiong Ren and Su Huaizhang for a meeting.

After discussion, everyone felt that we should start filming from the black rope hell first. After all, in this matter, Emperor Song came first, and he was the first to invite Qiong Ren to the hell, so it should be his turn first.

After the meeting, King Qin Guang suddenly stopped Qiong Ren.

King Qin Guang now lost his tense and rigid expression, and his face in Guozi was full of loyalty and kindness: "Since you introduced me to Ren Sheng's treatment for mental illness, I have become more energetic. Now the doctor says that my treatment is effective. Very good, the possibility of recovery is very high, I sent him a pennant, and made one for you."

Qiong Ren: "You're too polite, where is the pennant?"

King Qin Guang wants to send him a silk banner.

Thinking about it, I feel so well arranged!

King Qin Guang waved his hand, shook the pole, and saw that the pennant read:

Gift: Qiong Ren

It is the benevolence and benevolence, Ze and Jiang's son.

Ghost Judgment Hall Qin Guang Wang Jiang

King Qin Guang presented the silk banner with both hands: "This silk banner was woven by my mother and my sister-in-law. I wrote the words on it. I also carved the stick flowers on the silk banner. Although the craftsmanship is ordinary, it is hanging in the room. In it, it can exorcise evil spirits and bring blessings.

"At that time, my evaluation of you was very biased, and I was always ashamed in my heart. I hope you can accept my apology."

Qin Guangwang bowed slightly: "I'm sorry, please forgive me."

Ever since Qiong Ren knew that King Qin Guang's character had become more and more rigid because of a problem with his incarnation, he was no longer angry, but he really did not expect that King Qin Guang would apologize to him in front of other kings.

A good comrade who knows his mistakes and can correct them is a good comrade. He took the banner: "I accept your apology."

King Qin Guang was overjoyed when he heard the words: "In that case, can you sell me a copy of your old album?"

How did these two sentences turn around...

Qiong Ren: "The original inventory is all sold out, and the new ones will be sold in the underworld after they are ready. You can buy them on the street of the Ghost Palace at that time."

A certain god who had hoarded thousands of albums was silent.

Qin Guangwang was slightly disappointed, and sighed: "I listen to your song every time I do psychotherapy, and now your song has become the designated BGM for our Ghost Pandian office. Are you free during the Mid-Autumn Festival? Our Ghost Pandian plans to Hold a small internal party, and all the staff and I are looking forward to your participation."

He also wanted to listen to the live version of "Zhe Gui Ling".

Qiong Ren: "I'm going home for Mid-Autumn Festival, I'm sorry, next time."

King Qin Guang left sadly, his back was very lonely.Yama walked up to Qiongren and said very naturally: "If you want to exorcise evil spirits, you don't need to hang a pennant. You have a statue of Yama in your room."

He paused and said emphatically, "Two."

Qiong Ren couldn't help laughing, where did the competitive spirit come from: "I plan to hang the pennant in the living room, so that the guests can see King Qin Guang thanking me when they come, isn't it very popular?"

Yan Wang nodded in satisfaction.

a few days later.

In the common room of the Hall of Ten Kings, the ten kings gathered together and watched the TV in front of them.

"I remember the filming of the promotional video will start today, Emperor Song, why don't you go and watch it?"

Song Diwang's old god is here: "What do you know, as parents, we should not put too much pressure on our children. We must give him room to play freely. If he goes, he will be nervous considering that I am in charge of the black rope hell. what to do?"

Aunt Qingxi: "It's because he won't let you go, right?"

"right……"

Emperor Song covered his face and wept.

Why reject him? Isn't he Qiong Ren's favorite father?

"Now, let's look at a live news."

"Mr. Qiong Ren, a famous idol, musician, and singer, has entered the Great Black Rope Hell today, and he will shoot a cultural promotional video for all the Great Hells. Please see the report sent back by the reporter in front."

King Yan raised his head silently, Emperor Song wiped his tears and looked at the TV screen.

The reporter's pale face appeared on the screen.

Reporter: "Hey, can you hear me?"

Host: "Hello, Xiaoyan, this is the studio. Could you please tell us how the filming of Qiong Ren's documentary went? Is everything going well?"

Xiaoyan kept nodding her earphones, and after 20 seconds of nodding, she said, "Okay."

The camera cuts to Qiongren as she says, "We can see that Qiongren is currently waiting for Suffering to start filming.

"Waiting for suffering is a small hell with heavier punishment in our big black rope hell. The sinner who is punished here will be tied up with hot black ropes and pushed off the cliff. The iron blade, when he is poked out many cute little holes by the iron blade, there will be many dogs to bite him, and these dogs have burning iron teeth.

"Qiong Ren is trying to work as a jailer. That is to tie up the criminals and push them down. Please follow my camera and take a look."

Qiong Ren was standing on the edge of the cliff. The cliff was so high that he couldn't see the bottom at all.

Both Zhou Mi and Su Huaizhang came.

Recently, Zhou Mi has been working closely with real ghosts, asking them to do special effects for ghost movies, which can’t be called special effects, but real ghosts and real ghosts. It’s very hardcore.

When he heard that Qiong Ren was going to make a promotional film about hell culture, he was also very interested and wanted to follow the crew to get materials.

Qiong Ren agreed, and as for the real director, of course it was Su Huaizhang, who was old enough to make documentaries before he became famous for his animated films.

Watching Qiong Ren calmly tie the black rope to the tortured ghost, Zhou Mi admired him deeply.

This is his boss, a man who takes both yin and yang and is destined to make great reforms in the two worlds of entertainment.

Look at him, even the movements of tying the rope to the ghost and pushing the ghost down the cliff are so proficient.

Make him a little scared.

After pushing the sinner down, Qiong Ren fell into deep thought.

Reporter Xiaoyan took the opportunity to interview: "Hello, Qiongren, I am Xiaoyan, a reporter from Mingshi Hell Daily Express. I saw that you have just experienced the work of a jailer. How do you feel?"

Qiong Ren: "My feeling is... If you want to push a person under a cliff, get stabbed by a knife, and be bitten by a dog, and according to the jailer's introduction, this person must be crushed, so what's the point of tying the black rope?

"Is it to fit the theme of the Black Rope Hell?"

Reporter Xiaoyan: "..."

She can't answer!

Qiong Ren: "I saw that the sinners who were crushed were automatically resurrected and then appeared on the cliff to enter the next round of torture. So, the black rope is not to pull them up, so... the step of tying the black rope is not Is it a bit redundant?"

In the Hall of Ten Kings, the other nine kings silently looked at Emperor Song and asked in unison, "Why?"

Emperor Song: "How did I know that the Great Black Rope Hell already existed before I became Lord Yan. You have to ask Yanmaluoja about this."

He and the other eight kings turned their eyes to Hades: "Why are you tied with a black rope?"

Hades thought about it seriously, and said simply, "Forgot."

"Forget, forgot?"

Hades said indifferently: "At that time, I needed to plan the punishment of the entire hell immediately, and designed different torture methods for each big hell and small hell. The punishment involved was extremely complicated, and I couldn't remember the details.

"Maybe it's in line with the theme of the Black Rope Hell."

Yan Wang took a sip of his tea and continued, "The Great Black Rope Hell has been in your hands for more than a thousand years. Haven't you reorganized the specific punishment arrangements? Times are advancing, and hell must have a new look. You can't stick to the rules. What do you think?"

Damn, this skill of throwing the pot is so proficient.

I'm your father-in-law, what are you dragging?

But Emperor Song didn't dare to really say these words: "I remember, I will sort out the specific content of improving the penalty."

The other eight kings also began to silently think about whether there were too outrageous punishments in hell. If they were recorded in the documentary by Qiong Ren, wouldn't they be publicly punished.

Hades lightly and cleverly misled the water, and also supervised the reform of the punishment in hell. He was very satisfied and decided to eat an extra ice cream at night.

Strawberry flavored.

After the interview with Mingshi, Qiong Ren led the production team to continue recording.

The jailer who led him was named Xin Lu, a petite and lovely girl.

She introduced: "The sinner you pushed down just now is called Zhang Chuan. He has been sentenced here for more than [-] years. He deceived others during his lifetime, saying that he was a god who came to the world. If you believe in him, you will get good rewards. Sanctioned by the gods. He coaxed many girls to be his concubines, one of whom was denounced by him as impure because he had a marriage contract. That girl was too deeply influenced by him, and Shen Tang committed suicide.

"Sinners like this will go to the tortured place to be punished."

Live it!

Qiong Ren: "If such a person is reincarnated, where will he be cast?"

Xin Lu: "He will be reincarnated into a human fetus. He will be lonely all his life, and will always be spurned, despised, and hated by others. His life is worse than death. If he still does not behave well in the next life, then this kind of life will repeat many times."

Xin Lu took Qiong Ren to the bottom of the cliff by lift car.

"These dogs are called iron-toothed dogs. They are very fierce. There are hot iron teeth in their mouths, which can easily tear ghosts into pieces."

Seeing the dense forest of scarlet swords on the ground, Qiong Ren couldn't help shivering, feeling very hot when he saw it.

The sinner he just pushed down has been torn into pieces, the dog that tore him up ran towards Qiongren, Xin Lu immediately shouted: "Sit down!"

The dog listened to her and sat down, but kept watching Qiong Ren wagging his tail wildly, with blood still on his mouth.

Qiong Ren: "..."

Gouzi was lying two meters away, the round dog was watching him, Qiong Ren was seen surrendering, he stepped forward and randomly grabbed the dog's head, Gouzi immediately became happy, circled around him, and lay down on the ground Show belly.

Qiong Ren immediately exercised the authority of the boss: "Zhou Mi, touch it."

Zhou Mi trembled: "Why me?"

Qiong Ren couldn't say it, but he somehow had a deep-seated intuition that if he touched any creature too many times, the dragon might not let him touch it.

So he has to manage his hands well, not to lose the dragon because of the dog.

Su Huaizhang pushed him away with a look of disgust: "I'll come."

The old man played with the dog.

Xin Lu stared blankly: "It can still be like this... These dogs are very fierce, and we dare not approach them. Fortunately, they are very obedient and will not hurt the jailer."

Qiong Ren: "Since you are obedient, why are you afraid? Dogs love their masters very much."

"But this is an iron-toothed dog, and its teeth are red-hot iron."

Qiong Ren: "Isn't that still a dog?"

He gave Xin Lu an encouraging look, and Xin Lu stepped forward to touch it boldly, and the dog immediately grinned, revealing a mouthful of red teeth.

Xin Lu took a step back suddenly: "It's scary."

She turned her head and saw almost all the iron-toothed dogs running towards this side, her calf cramped in fright: "Run, run."

Qiong Ren: "It's not necessary..."

He stared at the group of dogs running towards this direction without a word.

Just looking at the appearance, there are Shih Tzu, Pekingese, Pug with an aggrieved face, and Lhasa.Both the Shih Tzu and Pekingese have pigtails and cute pink bows.

The most powerful among them is the Chow Chow that looks like the word embarrassing.

Apart from eating a mouthful of blood, where is the horror...

Aren't these all dog breeds known for their cute looks?

At this moment, besides admiration, Xin Lu's heart is still admiration.

Such a terrible iron-toothed dog that has eaten countless sinners like this, Qiong Ren actually treats it indifferently from the beginning to the end, he deserves to be the man who defeated the ghost.

When the dogs saw their friends being licked, they all rushed over with anticipation, lined up according to the dog breeds, and waited obediently for the licking, showing a strong sense of self-management.

Qiong Ren couldn't bear to see it: "He works hard every day and still has to eat these heinous bastards, why don't you express it and play with them?"

Although Xin Lu was scared, he also felt soft-hearted, so he called many jailers to play with the dogs. Although he was worried about being bitten by their red-hot iron teeth, the process was indeed unexpected and enjoyable.

I always feel that even the hard work of torturing sinners has been relieved a lot.

The dogs who had played with the jailer were significantly more motivated to work, and they bit the prisoner to pieces in a few bites.

Although most of them are small dogs, they can open their mouths to 360 degrees. After the iron teeth explode, they are longer than the iron blade on the ground.

When the jailer and the dogs play happily together...

With the jailer, the iron-toothed dog, and the sinner howling in pain as the background, Qiong Ren said to the camera:

"Waiting for the suffering to punish those villains who lure others to commit suicide with evil views. He poisoned others with evil words during his lifetime, and he was tortured in the waiting for living suffering after death. No matter how far his howls spread, he will not Someone came to save him.

"He lured people into the darkness with wrong views, and now he will taste the same suffering. In the suffering of waiting, he will have no light in his heart, lost forever, suffering forever, and can't escape from here until his bad karma is exhausted. .”

The camera pans to the cliff where a sinner is being pushed down again.

Su Huaizhang was very excited: "I have a hunch that our documentary will be a big success. I can't wait to make a movie about karma right now."