I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

Line [-] arrives at the terminal.

Qiong Ren: "Get out of the car."

After contacting Yanmo, he had already called the police to the special affairs department, hoping that the special affairs department would come sooner this time.

Gu Mengsang was walking on vain steps, and almost fell down when she got off the car.His experience today was too magical. Although he hadn't caused any substantial damage, he already felt as if his energy had been sucked dry.

The man in the vest was afraid that Qiong Ren would continue to beat him, so he said with a bitter face, "I can't get down. These leaflets have tied me up on Line [-]."

Da Ma also nodded with a gloomy face: "Since I received the flyer, I never got out of the car again."

Qiong Ren stood outside the door and yanked hard. There was an invisible pulling force in the air, as if an invisible hand was fighting against him.

So, Qiong Ren pulled a little harder.Gu Mengsang looked around nervously, afraid that someone would discover their strange behavior, if he was taken away as a suspicious person, then his face without makeup would be exposed!

The man in the vest: "We really can't get out, don't pull it, don't pull it, your hand is broken, your hand is broken, ah—"

Gu Mengsang looked at the Malaysian face and the man in the vest being stretched out of shape, inexplicably thinking of the gummies sold at the gate of the school when he was a child.

The man in the vest shouted at the top of his voice, "Help! Save the ghost! The ghost's life is also life! I'm about to burst!"

Da Ma's face just wept silently, and his face stretched even longer.

Qiong Ren frowned, turned around, and forcibly pulled them in an over-the-shoulder posture, which actually tore the two of them off.

The flyer in the vest man's hand floated all over the ground.Pedestrians couldn't see the flyers and stepped on them.

"Ow—"

Gu Mengsang was in a trance and heard the sound of the leaflet crying out in pain.

The girl in business attire stood tremblingly outside the yellow line, her delicate brows were tightly frowned: "It hurts so much, I can't walk."

At this time, the pain was even stronger than before, her legs hurt more than her stomach, and she couldn't move a step.

At this time, a panda rushed over from the elevator in a hurry, because it was so round, it looked like it had rolled over.

"Hello, is this Comrade Joan? I'm sorry, the Special Affairs Department has been too busy recently. I received your report. Who is the suspect?"

Qiong Ren didn't have time to worry about why the panda could show up swaggeringly, he probably used some mysterious means.

He casually pointed at the Malaysian face and the man in the vest: "I'm rushing to send him back to his soul, and I'll leave the rest to you."

His tone was urgent, and the panda immediately became nervous: "Okay!"

Qiong Ren passed by the pile of scattered leaflets and stomped hard on the thickest part.A shrill scream came out of the leaflet, startling the panda.

Qiong Ren walked up to the girl and said, "If you can't walk, can I carry you?"

The girl in professional attire has actually slowly realized that she seems to be dead, but she vaguely heard someone say that she is not dead yet.

Gu Mengsang didn't dare to look at her at all, as soon as he caught her gaze, he immediately turned his head away.

Her brain was buzzing, watching Qiong Ren stretch out his hand to her, knowing that others were afraid of her, she was also very afraid in her heart, not only afraid of death, but also afraid of whether the car accident would let the baby in her stomach leave her, She was a little timid: "It's bleeding, will it get dirty?"

Qiong Ren: "It's okay, the laundry detergent I bought can remove blood stains, and it can be washed clean."

He paused, and added: "It's mint and strawberry flavor!"

Her: "Oh..."

Gu Mengsang always felt that there was something wrong with this conversation, but he was very moved and admired, at least he didn't have the courage to take the initiative to ask for the female ghost.

Although the news said that they are still being rescued, who knows if they have been rescued.

The young girl was taken aback by Qiong Ren's extremely life-like answer, and lay down on his back in a daze.Qiong Ren carried her on his back, like carrying a light piece of ice, and walked out of the subway station quickly.

Qiong Ren was worried that he would not be able to find the refuge, and planned to ask Yan Mo at any time, but as soon as he got on the elevator, he saw the guidance sign leading to the refuge.

The characters are large and bilingual in Chinese and English.The last time I took Line [-], I didn't see this guide sign. Could it be that I saw it automatically because I was carrying a ghost who needed to go to the point?

If so, that's pretty smart too.

After leaving the subway station, Qiong Ren started running at the speed of life and death. Within 2 minutes, he saw the sign of Longcheng Difu No. [-] refuge point in a lottery shop.

He rushed into the lottery shop: "Please do me a favor. This is a living soul on my back. I need to send her back quickly. She keeps saying it hurts."

The clerk of the lottery shop looked up from the computer: "Qiong Ren?"

This is actually a familiar ghost, the "Bai Wuchang" who was masterfully pulled out by him.

Although she was very excited to see her idol, she still maintained the characteristics of employees in the underworld: love and dedication.

She didn't take the opportunity to talk to Qiong Ren, but first comforted the girl and said: "It's a good thing that you feel pain, it means that you are still closely connected with your body. If you don't feel it, you are really going to die. I will Let the errand on standby take you back."

Qiong Ren put down the girl in professional attire, and "Bai Wuchang" called a real Bai Wuchang over the walkie-talkie. Qiong Ren looked familiar and saw a red mark on her face, and suddenly remembered that this is the haunted house The female ghost named Zou Rong.

Seeing it was him, Zou Rong covered his mouth before screaming, locked the girl with a soul chain, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, I'm taking you back to the hospital for convenience, and I'll be back soon. "

She looked at Qiong Ren reluctantly, and took the girl away tearfully.

Yu Wei woke up slowly, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she was choked by the light in front of her and gave her a headache.As long as she moved a little, her stomach would churn and her mind would turn, and her eyes would be dizzy.

It feels like my brain has become a pot of millet porridge.

"Wake up! Conscious!"

Yu Wei vaguely heard her husband crying loudly somewhere, calling Wei Wei while crying.

Oh, don't cry, crying makes her head hurt.

Yu Wei accumulated the little bit of strength she had, and touched her stomach: "Bao... I... Bao..."

Her throat was so dry that she could barely speak.

A person in white clothes next to her bent over and said in her ear, "Don't worry, the baby is fine. You and the baby are both strong."

Yu Wei heard her assurance and fell asleep in peace.

She remembered that she seemed to be dead, but someone saved her.

The man was wearing a mask and couldn't see his face clearly. There was a tear mole under his beautiful eyes.

Hoping to see him again when she woke up, she would say to him:

Thank you for saving me and my baby.

"Your office in Yangyang has opened a lottery shop now?"

The clerk nodded while holding his round face.

"But if you are a shop assistant, won't others suspect that you are employing child labor?"

Clerk: "I always said it was opened by my dad, and I'll help take a look."

"Oh," Qiong Ren nodded, and he stroked the bristling hair on his arm, "I heard that the haunted house has closed down."

Clerk: "It's not considered a bankruptcy. The land has been confiscated, and a building needs to be built. I guess our boss, oh, is the King of Hades, and he can earn many, many billions."

Qiong Ren's ears perked up quietly, and he pretended not to care and asked: "Has the King of Hades still had such a big fortune in Yangshi?"

Clerk: "Of course, I heard that at the beginning, I just bought some random houses, collected rents, bought land, opened stores, accumulated for thousands of years, and became very rich."

This is really time is the greatest wealth code, but ordinary people don't have this opportunity.

envious.

After finishing his business, Qiong Ren strolled back to Line [-] with his hands in his pockets, and found that Panda, Gu Mengsang, two ghosts, and several leaflets were all standing at the entrance of the subway.

Gu Mengsang's eyes almost stared right through the panda.

"What are you standing here for?"

Panda Jing said: "Can I take you to work? I want to talk to you on the way."

Qiong Ren nodded. In fact, he also wanted to have a good talk with the people in the Special Affairs Department. The efficiency of this unit is too low.

You are not required to go to the police within 5 minutes like the people's police, but these two ghosts are on Line [-], and they have not been dealt with for so many days.

Panda Jing led them to the parking lot, opened the trunk, and handcuffed the two ghosts.Then he opened the door of the driver's cab and began to climb up. It was really difficult for Yuan Dundun's butt to squeeze into the driver's seat.

Qiong Ren picked up its back, adjusted its position, and successfully got stuck in it.

Panda Jing started the car, and Qiong Ren and Gu Mengsang sat in the back row.Gu Mengsang kept looking at the panda's back with rippling eyes.

People can't, at least they shouldn't.

This is a panda!You pervert!

Gu Mengsang whispered: "She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She has a small face, big eyes, fair skin, small stature, and a thin body, so perfect."

Qiong Ren looked at the panda's broad bear shoulders: "... I wish you good luck."

Panda Jing said, "Is Mr. Gu a bit unlucky recently?"

Gu Mengsang asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

Qiong Ren said casually: "These two ghosts are so weak, if you hadn't had bad luck, you wouldn't have seen them at all."

He picked up a flyer and looked at it: "Signature substitute method..."

Panda Jing was anxious: "You can't say it, it will take effect by default, and it will haunt you."

There was an eerie chuckle from the flyer, and a booklet emerged from it.The surface of the booklet was a disgusting yellow-red color, like old bloodstains.

The flyer whispered strangely: "You are mine now, I want your soul, ahhh—"

Qiong Ren held the leaflets and booklets in his palms, folded his hands together, and squeezed them hard. For the convenience of exerting force, he rotated his hands while pressing inwards.

The leaflet suddenly made a choked coughing sound, as if a person was trying to swallow a large lump of paper.

Gu Mengsang trembled twice, leaned quietly towards the door, Qiong Ren was too scary, could this supernatural product be forced back by hand?

Feeling that the leaflet had swallowed the booklet, Qiong Ren whimpered and read the words on it again.

The ugly typesetting and rough printing are as different from the advertisements for dog skin plasters on telephone poles to cure X.

The main recommended items of this little magic advertisement are:

Signature Substitution.Drunk upper body method.Push people off the subway substitute method.

and many more.

Qiong Ren was puzzled: "Except for celebrities, who would sign autographs when they are free? Since they are celebrities, they don't often take the subway, and even if they are celebrities, as long as their managers are well educated, they will know that they can only be used on posters. Why do you choose this method to sign where people use it?"

Gu Mengsang, who almost gave someone an autograph, dared not speak.

Although Da Malian was sitting in the trunk, he could see the movement in the front row through the bars in the middle. He was so frightened by Qiong Ren's torturing Leaflet that he shed tears, but his face was too long, and he did it before it even reached his cheeks.

He cried and said: "Because other methods are more difficult to use, we have no choice."

Qiong Ren took a closer look, good guy.

Drunken upper body method: First, find a person who is so drunk that he is unconscious and ask him if he would like to be upper bodyed by himself. If he is asked 280 times seven times and the other party's answer is good, he can be upper bodyed successfully.

The security of the Longcheng subway is very strict, and it is almost impossible for a drunk to get on the subway, and since he is so drunk that he is unconscious and has lost his ability to speak, how can he answer 280 seven sentences in a row.

What's more, even if a person is sober, who has the patience to play 287 quiz games with ghosts, saying that this method is magic, and magic will shed tears.

Pushing people down the subway is even less likely to be successful. The ghosts with the leaflets are limited to the subway. If the subway door opens, they can only push people onto the platform, and the person will not even fall. Let alone fall to their death and let them get on their upper body.

Da Ma's face was crying very sadly. Before he took the flyer, he didn't expect the above method to be so bad. After he got the flyer, it was too late to get off the car.

The vest ghost also wanted to take advantage of the situation to say a few words of injustice.

"I'm really wronged. It's all these leaflets that hurt me. I'm so miserable."

Seeing Qiong Ren trembling while talking, Gu Mengsang felt a little strange: "Why are you trembling, are you afraid?"

Qiong Ren looked at him strangely: "Of course I'm afraid, but there are two ghosts sitting behind me, aren't you afraid?"

Gu Mengsang shook her head: "I was really scared at first, but just now I saw how you dealt with that leaflet, I think the two of them and the leaflet multiplied by ten are no match for you, ahem, I mean you gave me a lot of sense of security. You didn't tremble in the subway, why are you suddenly scared now?"

"The ghost content in the subway is low." Qiong Ren said confidently.

Gu Mengsang: "Contains ghost?"

Qiong Ren: "That's right. There are always 40.00 people in the subway today, but there are only two ghosts, and the ghost content is less than [-]%. Now the ghost content in the car is [-]%, which is of course scarier than the subway. "

There was a mocking sound on the flyer, and Qiong Ren punched down the flyer, knocking the flyer out of his voice.

Gu Mengsang: "..."

What are you afraid of? ? ?

And why is it that some people can be afraid of ghosts so rationally? It is too much to be afraid according to the amount of ghosts contained... Gu Mengsang can't comment, but he understands a truth, Qiong Ren can use 680 million fans to overwhelm him on the music rankings Not without reason.

Sure enough, artists are often lunatics too, and he admits defeat.

"Miss..." Qiong Ren said, "I think your ability to serve the masses is very bad. You should all go to the police station or the unit of the underworld for further training."

Panda Jing felt ashamed: "I'm sorry, we've been really busy recently. And we don't have that many people."

Qiong Ren couldn't help asking: "How many employees do you have?"

Panda Jing: "There are more than 70 organized."

Qiong Ren then asked: "How many supernatural incidents have you reported today?"

The panda said carefully: "One, one."

Qiong Ren was surprised: "Does one have to use fewer people to prevaricate?"

Gu Mengsang couldn't bear to see the lover in his dream being dejected by Qiong Ren's words, but he didn't dare to say anything.Everyone is in the same car, and they have to live their lives by watching Qiong Ren's face, beautiful lady, you can only bear it.

Qiong Ren sighed deeply: "No wonder you delayed that matter for so long."

The Panda Spirit said a few more words of sorry. It was the first time it saw a man who was so unmoved by a panda, and suddenly felt that life was difficult. Is it because it is not fat enough recently, or its face is not round enough?

Isn't it the cutest animal in the world?

After the Rong Zhen incident and Lai Meng Qianshan's publicity, Qiong Ren was already well-known among the Xuanmen of Longcheng.Yang Ling felt that Qiong Ren was capable and upright, and he was suitable to be recruited into the Special Affairs Department to serve the people.

It is said that there is a master beside Qiong Ren, it would be even better if he can attract the master, and it seems that the King of Hades also has something to do with Qiong Ren.

So after receiving the alarm from Qiong Ren today, he specially sent the Panda Jing here.

Panda Jing cried helplessly in her heart: Master Yang, I am sorry for your arrangement. You asked me to use the panda's invincible cuteness to influence Qiong Ren and lure him to join the Special Affairs Department.But I failed, he is the kind of alien who doesn't like pandas.

Seeing that it was depressed, Gu Mengsang couldn't wait to introduce herself: "Beautiful lady, my name is Gu Mengsang, may I ask your name?"

Panda Jing tried to hold back tears in order not to cause traffic accidents: "Xiong Miao."

Gu Mengsang: "Good name!"

Xiong Miao told him: "You've been out of luck recently, so you'll see ghosts. When you go back, remember to find a temple to worship. Any god is fine. It's safer if you can go to a Taoist temple to do ritual rituals."

Gu Mengsang quickly thanked him, and wanted to take the opportunity to ask for a phone call, but Xiong Miao refused.

Qiong Ren suddenly realized, and with a slap, he punched his palm: "So it's you, I said it looks familiar."

If there was one sentence that could break Gu Mengsang's heart completely, it would be this one.He couldn't believe that Qiong Ren didn't recognize him.

Thinking that he could already accurately identify Qiong Ren from his walking posture, curly hair, moles, and figure, he suddenly felt ashamed to jump off the car.

Xiong Miao and Qiong Ren explained that the Special Affairs Department has always been difficult to recruit due to low wages. In the past two years, employees have been allowed to openly accept private work, and the number of applicants has only slightly increased. Medical, after all, it is dangerous to do this business, and everyone also wants to find a job to support them.

But the problem brought about by legal private work is that employees are busy making money most of the time, and no one stays with the special affairs department to handle the things that the special affairs department should do.

It is not a day or two that they are understaffed.Powerful people are difficult to control, and ordinary people are useless.

Qiong Ren suggested abruptly: "You have to let go of your thinking."

Xiong Miao: "How do you let go?"

Qiong Ren: "Last time, my neighbor's long-distance hail dispersal achieved remarkable results, so don't always limit your eyes to the old ones, develop something new.

"For example, if you engrave talismans and spells on rubber bullets, you don't need to recite spells on the spot when you encounter disobedient ghosts. Isn't it good to shoot directly? If you can use this method, then you don't need very talented field workers. Shooting and fighting can always work, not to mention that most ghosts were ordinary people before they were alive, and if they want to harm people, they have to rely on some underworld methods, so they are really weak in fighting."

Xiong Miao was stunned: "Is this possible?"

Qiong Ren: "My neighbors can make the Hail Scattering Curse work through a video call. There is nothing wrong with it. You can try it first, and if it doesn't work, talk later. There are always more ways than difficulties."

Xiong Miao cheered up immediately.

The neighbor himself was looking at the pictures of the residence provided by the Yangyang Office and the video shot on the spot on his computer.

"Secretary Nan, help me see, which courtyard do living people prefer to live in?"

Secretary Nan couldn't help but look at the floor area first, and then gasped: "I don't think it's important, as long as you give it, the other party will definitely like it."

Even if they don't like it, who would be picky about a five-entry mansion with a lotus pond in the garden?

As Yan Wang's secretary and Qiong Ren's senior fan, Secretary Nan is in a complicated mood at the moment.

There is a trance feeling of marrying two sons in one breath.

Qiong Ren basically has no confidence in the Special Affairs Department, so it is better to come by himself than to wait for them to slowly solve the case.

He simply picked up the flyer and started threatening: "It's like this, I believe you have a preliminary understanding of my personality. You now have three options."

Panda Jing couldn't help but said: "Comrade Qiong, we have a complete inquiry process, and we need to warn him first."

Qiong Ren: "Yeah, okay. I warn you, if your answers don't satisfy me, I'll tear you up one by one."

After Leaflet was beaten and cried by him just now, his voice was a little hoarse, and he asked tremblingly in a hoarse voice: "Which, which three choices do I have?"

Qiong Ren: "One, tell the truth, and get beaten up by me. Second, tell the truth, and get beaten up by me. Third, get beaten up by me, and then confess honestly."

After finishing speaking, he pretended to fold his hands on his knees, with a demure and elegant posture: "You choose."

Panda Jing is still defending the special affairs department's inquiry process: "I think we should take him back first."

The leaflet shook the paper: "...Is there any difference between these three options?"

"Of course," Qiong Ren said, "the severity of the beatings is different. I personally recommend that you choose the third one."

If the leaflet had a head, it would definitely shake its head like a rattle. Seeing Qiong Ren's terrifying palm stretched out, it shouted loudly: "I choose one!"

Qiong Ren withdrew his hand and bent his lips: "Please explain."

"I was made by a man with a scar face," the flyer said.

Scarface?

Qiong Ren thought of the last time the Special Affairs Department called him to tell him the result of Fu Jiaze's handling, and specifically asked him if he had seen a man with a scarred face.

The Special Affairs Department said that the scar-faced man was the one who helped Fu Jiaze set up the transshipment formation, and asked Fu Jiaze to put the transshipment booklet in the hotel to lure Qing Heng to learn it.

It sounds like the same person, except for the scarred face, the behavior pattern of spreading small advertisements everywhere is also very similar.

Qiong Ren turned to Gu Mengsang: "There are some things you don't like to hear, do you want to get off the car or..."

Gu Mengsang: "Don't knock me out!"

Qiong Ren took out two earplugs: "...wear earplugs."

Gu Mengsang smiled awkwardly: "Hey, I misunderstood, then I'd better wear earplugs."

He put on earplugs and headphones, lay down peacefully, and played "Light Chaser" on loop.Qiong Ren was a little happy to see that his own song came out of the earphones. It turned out that his colleagues also liked his songs. It seems that Gu Mengsang is a good person.

Leaflet's real name is Liu Chuandan. After his death, because he was nostalgic for the world and didn't want to reincarnate, he became a lonely ghost wandering around.

Most of the lonely souls and wild ghosts are not doing very well, and they can only get a bite of food during Qingming and Spring Festival a year. If the family members don’t have the habit of offering sacrifices, they can’t even get a bite of it, so they can only go to temples In places like Taoist temples that do supernatural rituals, eat the food first, and then run away before others go to supernatural powers.

Once he was so hungry that he couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to go to the underworld to reincarnate, but on the way, he saw some kind-hearted people offering sacrifices to lonely ghosts.

Liu Chuandan went up to take a bite, and then fell unconscious. When he woke up again, he became a stack of leaflets in the subway.

Later, the ghost in the vest picked him up, and the two of them started to spread flyers in the subway.

Ever since he became a leaflet, he has a clear feeling that he seems to be the leader of a pyramid scheme, and if the leaflets he distributes take effect, he will get a certain reward and feel that he has become a little stronger.

If all the leaflets were sent out, and those who received them saw the pamphlets, he would be set free.

Qiong Ren asked the ghost in the vest: "Is the fact the same as what he said?"

The ghost in the vest rolled his eyes: "Almost."

The author has something to say: Qiong Ren: I have a special questioning skill.