I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

Miao Zheyan suddenly felt very moved.

This girl is obviously a pure music lover, not to be fooled by superficial appearance.

He immediately signed his name with a pen, but only halfway through the writing, the paper was pulled away by someone.

Miao Zheyan was very angry, and when he looked up and saw that it was Qiong Ren who took away his signature paper, he became even angrier.

"what are you doing?"

Qiong Ren just wanted to ask what you were doing, and he held the bracelet in distaste: "Look carefully."

Miao Zheyan fixed his eyes—looked, cold sweat flowed directly into his eyes.

This hand is just a hand, and there is nothing behind it.He didn't even think it was a strange thing just now.

He thought of the unimaginable underworld hot search that Qiong Ren had been on, even if he didn't want to believe it, he could only believe it.

He hit a ghost.

Qiong Ren glanced - look, the matter was similar to what he had guessed in the morning.What was written on the paper was the deed of the substitute, and the worst part was that Miao Zheyan had already signed it—half his name.

That hand was thin and thin, and it began to struggle desperately after being caught by Qiong Ren.Qiong Ren took off the bracelet, pinched his elbows and palms to forcefully fold it into a V, and forcibly put the jadeite bracelet on.

The hand fell silent for an instant, its muscles twitched—and then stopped moving.I don't know if he didn't dare to move, or because Qiong Ren was frightened and passed out.

Miao Zheyan was in a bad mood, if he had known that Qiong Ren was such a ruthless person a few seconds earlier today, he would definitely have respected Qiong Ren.

It's so easy for Qiong Ren to pinch a ghost, isn't it easy to pinch him to death?

Seeing Qiong Ren suddenly squeezed away from the crowd, the fans all looked this way curiously.

Qiong Ren didn't want to make a big fuss, and didn't want to create panic, so when he heard the station announcement, he said in a low voice, "Get off with me."

Miao Zheyan stood up immediately.

Qiong Ren turned around and smiled at the fans: "I'll talk to Mr. Miao about work, and I'll get off the car right now. Be careful on the road."

Yanmo must have called the police for him, why no one came to deal with this hand.

Fu Jiaze's villa has been sold, so he can only live in Meng Qingheng's house.

He is now a street mouse, and everyone shouts and beats him.Ever since he vomited that mouthful of blood, he has been unlucky every day, getting sick frequently, and sincerity culture doesn't want him anymore. Brands and variety shows related to him have proposed to terminate their contracts and demand compensation from him for the damage to the brand image caused by him.

Fu Jiaze really felt like he was at the end of his rope right now.He looked at Meng Qingheng who was taking care of him by the side, as long as Meng Qingheng was willing to pay for him, maybe he still had a chance to come back.

Someone outside the house rang a bell.

"Who is it?"

"Delivery by courier."

Qing Heng went to open the door without thinking.

"Stay still. You are surrounded by the Special Affairs Department, and you have no right to remain silent!"

Outside the house is a panda.

Really panda.

His height only reached Qing Heng's waist.

No matter how majestic the voice is, it will not change the fact that she is a panda, it will only make people want to cling to the fact that she utters meaningless "ahhh".

Qing Heng was stunned for a second, and then was handcuffed by the panda skillfully.

He saw Yang Ling rushing to the bed in uniform with a round belly in his arms: "Fu Jiaze, you have violated Article No. 17, Item [-] of the "Regulations on Public Security for Special Affairs" by abusing the transfer array. .You have no right to remain silent. If you don’t speak up, we’ll give you confessionals. You can protest, but protests won’t work. Do you understand your rights?”

Fu Jiaze really didn't understand which word in the above paragraph mentioned that he had rights.

Meng Shen floated in holding the soul chain, and Qing Heng began to cry when he saw him: "Brother, save me quickly."

Meng Shen has always been disappointed with this younger brother, but he never thought that Qing Heng would be so stupid as to learn the spell of fortune-telling.

He went straight up and slapped Qing Heng more than a dozen times, cracking the corner of Qing Heng's mouth.

Qing Heng was stunned by the beating, and it took a while before he wailed: "How can you beat someone, I want to complain."

Meng Shen: "I'm a errand, and if you want to complain, you have to die before you have a chance."

Don't look at him slapping when he comes up, look at the violence, this is actually the result of his patience.If it was possible, he really wanted to hook Qing Heng's soul away, educate him in hell for decades and then release it back.

A few days ago, the City God notified him to assist in the investigation of the case of the transfer formation, and only then did he know that Qiong Ren had been victimized by the transfer formation and cursed carvings in the past three years.

The transfer array and the cursed carvings are very dangerous. Anyone who comes into contact with them may be killed, and they have been destroyed by Hades.

However, Yan Wang left them a clue, which is the beneficiary of the fortune-telling array - Fu Jiaze.

During this period of time, the Special Affairs Department has been busy investigating the matter.Because of the close relationship between Qing Heng and Fu Jiaze, the people from the Special Affairs Department also investigated Qing Heng.

The result was surprising.

"As a member of the Meng family, even if you can't learn anything else, don't you even know the iron law that you can't touch the transshipment technique?" Meng Shen suppressed his anger, "I ask Lord Chenghuang to help me apply to view your life and death book. Do you know that your lifespan has been shortened by decades, and you only have five more years to live."

Qing Heng shouted sharply: "I don't believe it, you're a liar! You just hate me. I just used a little spell to improve my luck, and I didn't do anything harmful. How could I be short-lived?"

Meng Shen didn't bother to entangle with him on the details, so he asked directly: "The Meng family never teaches the technique of transshipment, where did you learn it from?"

Fu Jiaze had already been forcibly picked up by Yang Ling, he didn't expect that this old fat man who regularly came to the company to see Feng Shui was actually someone from the Special Affairs Department.

He looked at Qing Heng anxiously, afraid that Qing Heng would say something he shouldn't.

It's a pity that he can use Qing Heng because Qing Heng only has a love brain, and now it's impossible for Qing Heng to make up a decent lie to cover up the truth.

"One time Fu Jiaze and I went on a trip and picked it up in a hotel room. You didn't want to teach me any decent spells at home, so I just learned it casually."

Qing Heng said, completely unaware of how outrageous it was to find spell textbooks in a hotel, and—heart—meaning that he felt wronged: "I'm obviously very talented! I just don't know how to meet each other, and those transfer spells I—learned. Yes, it's because you hate me, so everyone in my family regards me as a fool. If you are willing to teach me well, how can I learn from others!"

The more he talked, the more he felt that his anger and grievance were justified, and he cried uncontrollably.

Meng Shen was chilled and had a headache from his stupidity, his tone was cold: "The specific time and place, please tell me in detail."

Yang Ling watched from the side and sighed.It's not easy for Meng Shen either. Except for Meng Shen, every generation of the Meng family is incompetent.

Why is it difficult for Qing Heng to learn other spells, but easy to learn transfer spells?

Because using other spells requires hard work, Qing Hengxue's transshipment technique uses his life as energy source, which is of course simple.I'm afraid this fool has not figured it out until now, he is like a candle that has lit itself.

Burned out at a young age.

Fu Jiaze heard Qingheng tell about his process of learning the transshipment technique, and knew that not only would he be investigated by the Special Affairs Department, but he would also face the anger of the Meng family.

Even if Qing Heng is ineffective, the Meng family will take revenge on Fu Jiaze for Qing Heng in order not to lose their prestige.

But what he was most afraid of was not the Meng family.Because Meng Shen—seems to be a good person, no matter how angry a good person is, he can't do anything too outrageous.

The person who transferred his luck was what he feared most.

Thinking of that person's rugged face, Fu Jiaze couldn't help but tremble.

Panda Jing saw that the expression of fear on Fu Jiaze's face was getting stronger and stronger, and said at the right time: "Be honest and be lenient and resist strict. For some people, the prison is the safest place. Our special affairs department's prison guards against ghosts. Curse."

Fu Jiaze immediately said: "I will confess! But you must ensure my safety."

Qiong Ren crossed the yellow line one step at a time, and knew in his heart that the deed should take effect, so he took his severed hand off the subway.

Miao Zheyan tremblingly followed behind Qiongren: "Am I being haunted by a ghost? Do you want to go back and use grapefruit leaves to drive away evil spirits? Or are you inviting people to do something?"

Qiong Ren turned back and said, "You have signed the deed with her as a substitute. Although the name has not been fully signed, I am afraid the contract has been established."

"Stand-in?" Miao Zheyan's face turned pale immediately, no wonder he was cold from the beginning just now, his voice immediately weakened, "Am I going to die? What about my commercial performance?"

Qiong Ren: "...you are quite dedicated."

Miao Zheyan heaved a long sigh, with a bitter face: "What if you don't work hard. You can't compete with your talents. If you don't work hard, where can you go to beg for food?"

The two of them walked to the subway entrance, and Qiong Ren saw a familiar figure.

Yan Mo stood under the shade of a tree, with a small patch of sunlight on his cheeks, his skin was translucent and translucent, his black hair was like ink, and he had a very high rate of turning heads. In just a short while, Qiong Ren had already seen two people watching He could see the electric pole.

"Yan Mo?" Qiong Ren ran over, "Why are you here?"

"Come to pick you up." Yan Mo said, "The Special Affairs Department is very busy recently, I'm afraid I don't have time to deal with such a weak ghost."

Qiong Ren: "Is it for that matter?"

Yanmo nodded.

Qiong Ren sighed.Even so, it is not scientific at all that Yan Mo will appear at the subway exit wherever he gets off the subway.

Covering the vest can't just be done by him alone, really.

Miao Zheyan had already written the will in his heart, but when he heard them—the opening was to solve the ghost and the special affairs department, he immediately remembered his beloved girl comic "Dora the Almighty Idol".

Dora is a popular girl idol during the day, and turns into a girl warrior fighting against evil forces at night, capturing demons and ghosts, and protecting the peace of the city.

Looking at the superior appearance of these two people and Qiong Ren's occupation, he suddenly realized.

This is the sex-to-live version of the Almighty Idol Dora.

A three-dimensional paper man.

The fear and worry in Miao Zheyan's heart disappeared immediately.

With Dora around, it will be all right.

There is a KTV next to the subway, and they went in and asked for a small box for an hour.

Qiong Ren put the hand covered by the jade bracelet on the table, and said with a bright smile: "Fortunately, it's just a hand. If it's a ghost like a person, I won't dare to touch it."

Miao Zheyan didn't understand this logic very well, wouldn't it be more terrifying to have a severed hand that can only move and talk?

Qiong Ren slapped the signed paper on the table, shaking his hand and jumping: "You come out and solve the problem yourself, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

The severed hand moved in fear, and a pale shadow gradually appeared from the elbow, it was a thin and small girl.

Qiong Ren's expression was stern: "The origin of the name, why the double was arrested, how to cancel the deed, and explain it honestly!"

She cried: "My name is Shen Xiaoyun. I was pushed under the subway a few years ago and died a terrible death. The severed hand was stuck in the track and was never found. The body was incomplete and could not be reincarnated, nor could I leave the subway. , That's why I want to grab a double. But I really don't have any intention of harming anyone. I just want to use his body to tell my family where my hand is, and I will return my body to him after the matter is finished."

"lie."

Qiong Ren and Yan Mo spoke in unison.

After Qiong Ren scolded him angrily, seeing that it was the ghost of a complete person, he felt a little nervous, and silently reached out and grabbed Yan Mo's clothes.

After tugging for a few seconds, feeling that tugging at the corner of the clothes was useless, he sneaked into Yanmo's hand again.

Well, don't be afraid.

Yan Mo glanced at his hand, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.

The severed hand continued to hum aggrievedly: "I didn't lie."

Yan Mo said, "Incomplete bones have nothing to do with reincarnation."

Duan Shou was not convinced: "How do you know, you have never died, how do you know about reincarnation as a living person."

Qiong Ren thought silently, this is ignorance that gives courage.

The reincarnation documents were approved by this person.The rules of reincarnation are also formulated by this person.If this person doesn't know about reincarnation, then no one will know.

Qiong Ren: "Don't quibble, I checked after I saw you for the first time today, and there was no accident on this line at all."

Duan Shou stubbornly said: "It must be that the people at the subway station deliberately concealed the truth."

As the victim, Miao Zheyan couldn't speak out the whole time, and could only shake his legs anxiously.

"Your hand is indeed broken, but it wasn't crushed." Yan Mo said, "The mark on the elbow is the tooth mark of a tiger. You are a ghost."

Legend has it that people who are bitten to death by tigers will turn into ghosts and be enslaved by tigers. As victims, they will lure more victims and make them prey on tigers.

This is the origin of the idiom "serving a tiger".

Qiong Ren: "The tiger probably won't instruct the ghost to catch the double, right? The double can't be eaten."

The severed hand immediately answered: "Yes, I can't eat it."

Yan Mo: "After the death of the tiger, the ghosts will be free. The underworld has hundreds of refuges for lonely souls and wild ghosts all over the country. If she is willing to follow the formal process of reincarnation, she can go to the refuges. Naturally, there will be messengers to take them to the underworld. .”

Hearing what Yan Mo said, Qiong Ren had almost guessed the cause and effect.

The sins committed while serving as a tiger's minion will definitely be liquidated when they arrive in the underworld. This ghost is probably trying to escape punishment, so he wants to capture a double and try to survive in this world as much as possible.

Qiong Ren threatened with a serious face: "Stop making excuses, the fact that you arrested someone as a substitute is clear, and the evidence of the crime is still on the table."

Duan Shou secretly hated, she looks so good-looking, why is it so difficult to cheat, she said with a bitter face: "I know I was wrong, please forgive me. I am really your fan, the advertisement screen in the subway always broadcast I fell in love with you in the promotional video of "Let's Go, Friend". I really just wanted to ask you for an autograph, so I signed it for you on the back."

Miao Zheyan's heart moved, could it be that the female ghost is also his fan?In fact, I didn't really want to harm him, I just wanted to ask him to sign it, so he got up to look at the paper.

oh.He signed the front.It was written clearly in the deed that he voluntarily provided his body for Party A to use.

Miao Zheyan was so sour that he was about to lose his mind: "Can you ghosts - treat everyone equally?"

The female ghost spoke confidently: "You are so different from Qiong Ren in appearance, why should I treat you as the same?"

"Deducting money for name tricks!" Qiong Ren was very strict, "Is it an honor to have a fan like you? I will expel your fan membership right now!"

The female ghost sighed, "Lang's heart is like iron."

"I think you have to go through the nine-year compulsory education again after you go to the underworld," Qiong Ren remained unmoved, "It's impossible to open the Internet, so tell me quickly, why did you come to the subway to find a substitute?"

This ghost is indeed very weak. Since it is so weak, it is better to cast a wide net if you want to catch a substitute, instead of confining the location to the subway. The means of finding a substitute is to ask someone to sign it.

Besides Miao Zheyan, which serious person would sign someone's autograph in the subway!

The ghost had no choice but to tell the truth.

Because she lied to her relatives when she was a ghost, and no one sacrificed to her after she was free.Life was poor and hungry, and I thought I might as well turn myself in, but I found a booklet in the subway, which wrote several substitute methods.

She is relatively stupid, and only learned the substitute method of asking someone to sign.After picking up the booklet, she couldn't leave the subway, so she could only find a substitute for herself every day.

Qiong Ren: "How come there are such criminals who spread evil methods everywhere..."

But Yan Mo was thinking that the terminus of Line [-] is one of the refuges in Longcheng. This brochure was probably placed on Line [-] on purpose, so that if there are ghosts on the bus, they might see the brochure and not pick it up.

This is fighting ghosts with the underworld.

The female ghost with a severed hand: "I have explained everything that needs to be explained, how do you want to deal with me?"

Qiong Ren: "Notify the Yin servant to take you to reincarnation."

She was overjoyed when she broke her hand. She thought that Qiong Ren would be so ruthless that she would lose her soul today, but she didn't expect Qiong Ren to soften his heart: "You are really the kindest and most beautiful person I have ever seen."

Qiong Ren said with a blank face: "It's too cheap for you to die if you do something bad. If you are full of lies like you and always think of harming others, you should go to the punishment of every hell."

The female ghost with the severed hand burst into tears.

Qiong Ren notified Meng Shen, who seemed to be busy and said that he would invite his colleagues to take away the soul.

Anyway, idle is idle, Qiong Ren took out his mobile phone and slowly read the punishment in hell to the severed hand.

Only then did the broken hand realize what a terrible future he was about to face.

Miao Zheyan also trembled when he heard that, he had done many things that Qiong Ren read.He always felt that it was immoral at best, and would not even be punished by law, but he did not expect that the punishment after death would be so severe.

The errand came quickly, and it was Bai Wuchang who came.Yan Mo turned his back, but the messenger didn't realize that Hades was here.

After the ghost took away the female ghost, the paper with the deed written on it spontaneously ignited without fire.Soul—Once you return to the regular reincarnation process, the substitute deed will automatically become invalid.

Miao Zheyan thanked him a thousand times, and wished he could pay homage to his godfather on the spot.

Qiong Ren deeply felt that the unhealthy tendencies in the entertainment industry that always worshiped his father really deserved to be killed—killed.

Help me, of course you have to collect the money, after all, the neighbor is still a bankrupt.

Hearing the clear sound effect of Alipay receiving the account, Qiong Ren suddenly felt refreshed.

When the two returned home, Yan Mo asked him, if he hadn't come, how would he solve the problem of ghosts catching doubles.

Qiong Ren made a movement of twisting a wet towel: "Twist—twist, and then twist—twist, I think she will figure it out."

Yanmo watched his twisting movements and thought silently: If his statue could live in Qiong Ren's house, Qiong Ren would use such lovely hands to light incense, burn paper, and wipe ashes for him.

Damn God of Wealth.

That night, Miao Zheyan posted on Weibo on the plane.

Miao Zheyan Handsom: It is the most honored thing in my life to get to know the poor Yan Mo and the two gentlemen. I am grateful to the two gentlemen for their help.

The fans didn't understand what it meant. After a while, Miao Zheyan edited Weibo and changed the poor Yan Mo to Qiong Ren Yanmo.

A few minutes later, Miao Zheyan posted another Weibo, deeply repenting for his small-mindedness and vanity in the past, and decided to start a new life from now on.

They also pulled a list of apologies, including Chen Ruize.

Netizens can't help but feel that these celebrities are not normal these days.

[Has the entertainment industry been purdue by anyone?Was it Rong Zhen who took the lead?It is said that he has changed his mind, converted to Buddhism, and became a lay disciple of Longcheng Temple. 】

[I have a sister who works under Li Kui. She said that Li Kui now feels that tearing up variety shows is useless except to arouse more resentment. She decided to change to a supernatural variety show and has already collected a lot of material.I don't think they were purdue, it's hell. 】

[After seeing the ghost, I realized that I was really bad at being a human being, and I urgently needed to correct it. It was very educational, and I was moved. 】

Within two days, the crew of "Peach Blossom Fan" notified the manager that the contract had been drawn up and they could come and sign the contract.

When Zhang Hao called him, he asked him if he had read the materials.

Qiong Ren really forgot, after he came back from the audition, he continued to make arrangements in the dark. "Asshole Pay Back" gave him a lot of inspiration, making him feel that the song can actually carry more themes.

Emperor Song asked him to write a cultural promotion song for the Black Rope Great Hell.

Song Diwang hoped that this song would have a warning meaning, and would be suitable to be played repeatedly when sinners in hell were being tortured, so that they could understand from the bottom of their hearts where they were wrong.

Qiong Ren already has some ideas, and the title of the song has been thought up, it is called "You will not end well".

After hanging up the director's call, Qiong Ren felt deeply ashamed.Although he is not an actor and does not want to be an actor, since he is going to play in "Peach Blossom Fan", he should read the information carefully.

The first page of the data is the prototype of the two protagonists of "Peach Blossom Fan", Chen Tao and Song Yuncheng, and photos of Xu Li and Jin Xuecheng.

Looking at the photo, Qiong Ren almost smashed his phone.

What about Xu Li and Jin Xuecheng.

Isn't this Emperor Song and Secretary Jin?