I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

Li Kui hid in the car, whispered what he had just seen to Qiong Ren in a low voice, his thick and vigorous voice trembling slightly: "Master Qiong, Rong Zhen is my patron's father and my good friend. Wan help him.

"He is the president of ikuxun. "Let's Go, Friend" is a variety show exclusively broadcast by ikuxun. You don't want the owner of the website to disappear before your first variety show is broadcast. That would be unlucky."

Qiong Ren sighed sadly.

He just wanted to be a mediocre little idol with flowers in the underworld and the yang in peace.

Why do you always have to joke with him in life.

These people call him Doctor Joan or Master Joan, and he is not happy.

Unhappy Qiong Ren quickly looked at the number of fans on Yinyin Weibo.

Ah, 10.14 billion.

What a healing number.

After discovering the secret of the decoration, he was depressed for a while, but after swiping the Weibo of Yin and Yang several times, his mood calmed down.

Sure enough, idols and fans are running in both directions, no matter how big the pain is, it can be healed by the number of fans.

He became calm again: "Director, I'm really not a master."

Li Kui: "Don't you have a dispute with Sincerity Culture? As long as Rong Zhen speaks, Shan Cunhao will definitely terminate the contract with you immediately, and he dare not ask you for a penny."

Qiong Ren: "Send me the address, and I'll come right away."

What does it matter if he is called Master Qiong, as long as he can help others, Qiong Ren is obliged.

He put on his small backpack, and when he opened the door, the neighbor just happened to come out of the house.

Yan Mo smelled of mint and strawberry. It seemed that he had already used the laundry detergent he sent.Laundry detergent with this smell is rare, and he took advantage of 618 to stock up a lot.

Hey, it's all because the neighbor is so handsome. Even though the neighbor meant that he liked the smell of laundry detergent on him, it still made him blush for a long time.

Qiong Ren looked at himself every day, and passively raised the threshold of stunning appearance to an unattainable value.But every time I see Yan Mo, I still can't help but lie in my heart.

Qiong Ren: "What a coincidence, you want to go out too?"

Yanmo: "Yes. I want to give you something."

He handed over a copy of the Supernatural Safety Rules.

Qiong Ren: "..."

Not long ago, he was grabbing the civet cubs and talking about summer safety instructions, but he didn't expect the boomerang to come back so soon.

Qiong Ren: "Thank you, thank you."

What to do, I suddenly felt guilty.His current behavior should have violated Yanmo's safety rules.

Just slip away like nothing happened.

Qiong Ren thought so, but said in his mouth: "The director I know has encountered something strange, do you want to go and see it together?"

Yanmo: "Okay."

Why did you promise so quickly, shouldn't the boss be very busy?

Qiong Ren: "Will not disturb your work?"

Yanmo: "No job. Bankrupt, that's why I moved here."

"Huh?" Qiong Ren asked, "Where's your haunted house?"

Yanmo: "Closed."

"..." Qiong Ren: "Okay."

Rong Zhen's residence is in the suburbs, and the flat floor with a garden in the city center can't satisfy Mr. Ba's obsession with raising fish.He needs fish ponds, small bridges, and pavilions in the middle of the lake.

When Yan Mo saw the continuous grass, he didn't have any unnecessary reactions, as if such an exaggerated courtyard was reasonable.As expected of a person who once had money, he has seen the world.

Qiong Ren only had simple doubts in his heart, whether such a large grassland could raise cattle.

Just thinking about it, I saw a group of ducks, some chickens, two sheep, and a flower cow passing by the other side of the fence.

Qiong Ren: "..." The happiness of rich people is beyond my imagination.

Li Kui led the two of them inside, and couldn't help but keep looking at Yan Mo along the way.Qiong Ren felt that the neighbors didn't like being stared at so frequently, so he walked forward silently, blocking Li Kui's gaze.

"Don't look, she's not a star, so she won't be on your variety show."

Li Kui laughed dryly: "Then who is this?"

Qiong Ren: "This is my friend Yan Mo, who comes from a Taoist family and is very professional in exorcising ghosts and catching evil spirits. I worked hard to invite him here."

The neighbor had just gone bankrupt, which should be the time when he was short of money.Now that you have brought your neighbors with you, of course you must try your best to add money to them!

Li Kui understood in seconds: "Don't worry. A wealthy family like Rong Zhen has a lot of money. As long as he can take care of his problems, he can charge whatever he wants."

As he walked, Qiong Ren couldn't help frowning slowly.This villa must be taken care of by someone specially assigned for it.But he could faintly smell the stench of rotting flesh.

and……

"Yanmo, do you feel that there are abnormally many flies here?"

Yan Mo nodded and said in a low voice, "Don't leave my side for a while."

Qiong Ren's ears went numb, and he thought it would be a pity not to catch this voice to match the narration.

Outside the European-style villa with the white stone exterior wall, there are many burly flies around, which makes people feel very uncomfortable.

Walking to the door, the stench became stronger, and there was also a choking smell of incense paper ash.

Qiong Ren couldn't take it anymore, he took out two masks from his small backpack, one for Yanmo and the other for him.

Li Kui: "Why are you wearing a mask? It doesn't smell good. Hiss—"

He thought of those disgusting and weird flies, and panicked visibly with the naked eye: "Could it be that the flies and you both smelled the stench, what should I do, Rong Zhen must have rotted inside."

Qiong Ren: "..."

please...

You are a director of a variety show, not a director of a supernatural thriller, so please don't make such terrible brain supplements on your own, okay?

Also don't put them and flies in one sentence!

No wonder Li Kui's upper variety show has a clip of him being beaten by a group of guests. This person really deserves a beating.

"Rong Zhen, I brought someone here for you!"

Li Kui started yelling before he entered the living room.

Qiong Ren went in and took a look, and there was a man in black who was doing exercises inside, holding a mahogany sword, and walking in circles in the room.There are some strange characters drawn with cinnabar on the ground.

It looks like a Taoist ritual, but the person who performs it does not wear a Taoist robe.

A middle-aged man who looked like a yellow wax statue was sitting in the middle of the formation, with a circle of incense candles beside him, and a young man with red hair was squatting and burning paper at his feet.

Hearing Li Kui's loud voice, Hongmao raised his head and made a "shh-" gesture to them.

The man in black picked up a piece of talisman paper drawn with cinnabar with a mahogany sword. With a flick of the sword tip, the talisman paper ignited spontaneously without fire.He said in his mouth: "The lamps and candles shine brightly. Shine in the ten directions. The lamps and lanterns illuminate each other and emit light. The nine hells are all bright."

The mahogany sword pierced into the water, and the clear water turned into a cup of gray-black talisman water: "Drink it quickly!"

The red hair immediately fed Rong Zhen with water, and the man in black bit his middle finger and pressed it between Rong Zhen's eyebrows, and shouted: "Nangmasti, Sati, Susti, Ssidika, Luo Yajuyan, Sanmasili Aja Mesti Sapoha!"

There were a few more babbles after that, but Qiong Ren didn't understand a single word.

After one operation, Rong Zhen, who had a yellow face, gradually dissipated, and felt that the feeling of being so weak that he couldn't speak was much better.

He tried to stand up by himself, trotted around in place, and said happily: "It's useful! It's much better."

The red hair looked smug, and leaned beside him coquettishly: "Is it because I treat you well?"

"Okay, you're the best."

Li Kui was a little embarrassed. The problem was solved by bringing people here from all the way.

"Who are these two?" When Rong Zhen saw Yan Mo and Qiong Ren, he immediately pushed the red hair away.

Only then did Hongmao see Qiongren and Yanmo standing at the entrance of the living room. He looked at the two of them respectively, and his face immediately turned pale, showing an expression of "fierce defeat" written on it.

Li Kui hurriedly introduced: "This is Qiong Ren and his friend Yan Mo, both of whom are related to the underworld."

The man in black snorted coldly: "Pretending to be a ghost. Apart from my Meng family, is there a second family in Dragon City that has something to do with the underworld?"

It turned out to be from Meng Shen's family.

Qiong Ren shook his head silently in his heart, the quality of the Meng family is really uneven.

Li Kui: "Who are you?"

The man in black held his head up and did not speak, but the red hair immediately came over to introduce him. He bowed respectfully towards Meng Qianshan: "This is the master of the Meng family in Longcheng, Master Meng Qianshan."

As a qualified fan, he introduced Meng Qianshan's [-] glorious deeds by the way.

Yan Mo couldn't help showing a disgusted expression.

Has the Xuanmen in the world become like this?No wonder someone dared to use transshipment again.

Qiong Ren: "Why?" He thinks it's quite powerful when it looks gaudy.

Yan Mo frowned slightly, and said in a low voice: "He first recited the first few sentences of the Zhengyi Sect to Break Hell, and then he recited the Fudo Mingwang mantra, Buddha is not Buddha, Tao is not Tao. The spontaneous combustion of talismans is a magic trick. Pretending to play ghosts. The middle finger is connected with hard work, full of yang energy, which can destroy evil spirits. Burning paper money and incense candles are used to bribe dead souls."

Good guy, Qiong Ren thought that Meng Qianshan was demonstrating the Taoist professional skills of exorcising ghosts, but it was actually a hodgepodge of Buddhism, Taoism, folk beliefs and folk remedies.

"After he finished reading those Sanskrit lines, he said something I couldn't understand. What was that? Could it be in Latin?" It seems that Latin is required for exorcism, and English is not effective.

Yan Mo looked at him with some helplessness in his eyes: "Dialect swear words. It's inconvenient to paraphrase."

Qiong Ren: "...the Meng family is really talented. It's not like Meng Shen is the only reliable person in their family."

But thinking about it carefully, Meng Shen seems to be unreliable...

But Yanmo can understand everything, even foreign dialects, which is amazing.

Qiong Ren asked in a low voice: "Are these methods useful?"

Yanmo: "This person is haunted by a satyr. Only blood from the middle finger is slightly helpful, but it can only resist for a while. When the yang energy on that little blood is exhausted, his condition will be worse than it is now."

Qiong Ren looked silently at the corner of the living room, where a thin and thin man was floating, looking at Meng Qianshan and shaking his head.

The male ghost looked very sad: "I thought I finally invited a celestial master back, but it turned out to be a fake. My life is so miserable."

Qiong Ren couldn't understand it, and said in a low voice: "Is he the one who committed the crime?"

Yan Mo shook his head slightly.

On this end, the red hair made Meng Qianshan the number one celestial master in Dragon City.

Meng Qianshan looked arrogant, he held his head up: "If I knew you didn't trust me, I wouldn't have come."

Now Rong Zhen's body is much more relaxed, and he has strength. He hurried over and said: "Misunderstanding, Master, this is all a misunderstanding."

The bodyguard next to him immediately presented a thick wad of banknotes with both hands, and Meng Qianshan stared straight at him.

Rong Zhen squinted his eyes cunningly. Although Alipay's voice sounded nice, it was not as shocking as cash.

"Master, don't take offense. Lao Li is also worried about me. He didn't know that Xiaohong invited you first." Rong Zhen laughed, and then said to Qiongren and the others, "Don't take offense, you two, you came late, and you didn't make a big show." Skills, a small toll fee, is not a respect."

The bodyguard offered two wads of money again, but it seemed much thinner than Meng Qianshan's.

"You don't get paid for nothing." Qiong Ren smiled and looked at Rong Zhen dumbfounded, "Mr. Rong should take it back."

Yan Mo said, "You can accept it, but you need to pay more."

Meng Qianshan sneered again and again.It is probably to create the image of a master with a weird temper but superb means.But he was born wretched, and his voice was ugly. When he laughed, it sounded like a crow's cry, which made people's teeth gritty.

"If you don't do business, you have to take money, and you have to add money. Boy, what kind of rules are you doing?"

Yan Mo didn't look at him. He was tall and noble, so he naturally felt condescending.

He looked at Rong Zhen and said flatly, "If you want to survive, you have to promise me one condition."

After all, Rong Zhen is also the CEO of Aikuxun, and only beauties are always in front of him. He is not the type of overbearing boss who "girl, you caught my attention".

His complexion suddenly became a little ugly.

The red hair is hostile to all heterosexuals and homosexuals who are prettier than him: "What nonsense are you talking about? You don't need to scare people if you want to cheat money."

Yan Mo said, "Mr. Li, help him."

His tone was calm, and there was an inexplicable strength. Li Kui stepped forward to support Rong Zhen without even thinking about it. The next second, Rong Zhen slid down like a shrimp with soft feet. It's like my skin is about to melt away.

Li Kui almost vomited from Rong Zhen's strange appearance.

The mahogany sword in Meng Qianshan's hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

He is a rare man with yang life, and he is also a virgin. Yuan Yang's unbroken middle finger blood should be able to drive away ghosts directly.

Could it be...Meng Qianshan panicked, is this a ghost?

He forced a smile and said: "It seems that this ghost is very powerful, why don't I do it again."

If it doesn't work, I can only call for foreign aid. I hope Meng Shen is not busy recently.

Rong Zhen had already vented more air than breathed in, so he tried to point at Qiong Ren: "You, you, come."

Qiong Ren took a look at Yan Mo, and obediently did not move: "If you want to survive, you must agree to Yan Mo's condition."

Rong Zhen: "What... what... Article..."

Yan Mo said in a low voice: "From then on, I will be pure-hearted and ascetic, and I will not be close to male or female sex."

Rong Zhen couldn't speak at the moment, he could only nod his head in a very small way, his head was swollen, his eyes were darkened, and he wanted to gasp for breath, but his throat and lungs were paralyzed, and he couldn't breathe at all action.

He was afraid that Yan Mo would not be able to see that he was nodding, so his throat gurgled in anxiety.

Seeing him nodding his head, Yan Mo planned to dispel the Yin energy on him directly, but after thinking about it, he felt that this was not very scientific.

Even if it has something to do with the underworld, no celestial master can exorcise evil spirits with his mind.

He took out his mobile phone to operate it, and handed it to Qiong Ren: "This is a magic spell to attract thunder and drive away ghosts. If you recite it, it can induce thunder to destroy the yin energy in his body."

"I'm not a Taoist priest, can it be useful if I read it?" Of course Qiong Ren knew that there were some unusual things about him, and he was not stupid. It is impossible for everyone to have the ability to shape ghosts.

But he is not a Taoist priest, and he doesn't even know who Sanqing is, and he has no magic power. If this works, then the master will go everywhere.

Yan Mo seemed to see his doubts: "It's useful, read it."

Qiong Ren has great trust in the neighbor's ability. Since the neighbor said yes, it should be done, so he picked up his mobile phone and read: "The essence of the hornpan.... Xie Lei Ting... a slight disobedience to my order is like disobeying the supernatant."

After a long passage, he read it without emotion.I always feel that something is wrong, and there is no movement of thunder in the sky.

Rong Zhen's eyes gradually despaired, it seemed that his life was ending today.

What should his company do? He has not yet become the leader in the film and television industry, and he still has many projects in his hands that have not been completed.

He doesn't want to die!He must have been framed by his opponent when he fell into this situation, and he will turn into a ghost after death, and he will definitely come back to take revenge!

Qiong Ren clapped his hands.No wonder I feel awkward, it turns out that the soul of the spell has not been added yet.

He chanted the soul of the mantra aloud: "Hurry up like a law!"

boom -

There was thunder, and a small thunder crossed the roof and struck Rong Zhen directly, and the living room was immediately filled with a burnt smell.

The sound of thunder startled the male ghost, and hope appeared on his face again.

"These two seem reliable, please, Rong Zhen must not die."

The male ghost cried sincerely, and Qiong Ren really wondered who Rong Zhen was.

Meng Qianshan was stunned for a moment. He used to think that Meng Shen who was chosen to escape impermanence was the most powerful and fierce person, but he didn't expect that there were more exaggerated ones.

Meng Qianshan couldn't help being awed.He nodded and bowed: "Master! Are you still short of apprentices? I can also recognize you as a godfather."

Li Kui was unhappy: "What are you yelling about!"

He turned his head and smiled at Qiong Ren and the others: "The two fathers are really good at it!"

Qiong Ren: "..."

When Rong Zhen was struck by lightning, he immediately felt lighter.The uncomfortably empty feeling also disappeared, and he took a few deep breaths of the smelly air, feeling like he was a human being in two lifetimes.

The waxy feeling on his body has almost disappeared, and his skin looks similar to that of a normal middle-aged man.

Although sagging, wrinkles, and enlarged pores.But it doesn't look like a wax figure anyhow.

"Master, you are the masters!" Rong Zhen jumped up and wanted to shake hands, but was hugged back by Li Kui.

"Don't get close to men and women, you forgot as soon as you promised." Li Kui yelled loudly next to Rong Zhen's ear, which made his eardrums buzz.

Rong Zhen rubbed his ears in a daze for a while, looking at Qiong Ren and Yan Mo with awe in his eyes.

This Yan Mo is certainly a formidable character, but Qiong Ren is not simple. Rong Zhen is not unfamiliar with this kind of person who is shining like gold and full of heroic aura.Because he himself is such a person.

Lao Li does variety shows every day, and he sees a lot of people, so he can see it accurately.At the beginning, Sincerity Culture wanted to delete the scene of Qiong Ren, and even entrusted it to his little lover.

He was begged by his little lover Jiao Jiao Rao Rao, and he originally wanted to agree, but Li Kui said that Qiong Ren was not simple and asked him not to agree to the sincere and cultural request.

At that time, Li Kui even said that for the sake of Qiongren, it is worth not to cooperate with sincere and cultural artists from now on.

At that time, he didn't know who Qiong Ren was, and he only confessed to Li Kui to save face. Qiong Ren's materials were not allowed to be deleted, and they loved Kuxun and would not make deals with Sincerity Culture.

Now it seems that Lao Li does have a way of knowing people!

Rong Zhen called the servants to clean up the pile of incense sticks and paper fires at home, and he didn't chase Meng Qianshan away because of his poor performance, and invited everyone to the study with a good manner.

The male ghost followed to the study without worry.

Hongmao wanted to act like a spoiled child again, Rong Zhen hurriedly avoided: "Xiaohong, you heard me too, I can't get close to men and women in the future, let's break up. Don't worry, I will pay the breakup fee favorably."

Hongmao immediately put his feet back obediently, and sat far away.

"Master," Li Kui asked, "what exactly is causing trouble on Lao Rong?"

Yan Mo: "It's a satyr."

A satyr likes lecherous people, and will visit them frequently after seeing someone, and if it encounters a lecherous person doing something, it will eat dirt and suck the essence.

This kind of ghost has been haunted for a long time, and it will gradually change its appearance with the object it looks at.

It doesn't want to grab a substitute for itself like a dead ghost, but it just loves a lustful person and wants to get close to it in person.

People who have been haunted by this kind of ghost will be marked even if they manage to escape.If you don't keep your mind pure and ascetic from now on, you will be entangled by other satyrs.

When Rong Zhen was half dead just now, he had already decided in his heart that his opponent had killed him.I didn't expect it to be caused by myself...

That sentence of being close to him in person scares the people of Rong Zhen almost to death. He is lustful, but he is not guilty of that. He has always been very clear about it. Everyone only cares about their kidneys and not their hearts. It's all money transactions.

Li Kui: "Has this thing been struck to death by lightning?"

Yanmo: "It's still there, and it will come at night."

The stench hasn't gone away.

In the evening, Qiong Ren and Yan Mo waited for the rabbit, while Li Kui carried a camera and planned to follow the whole process.

Not only is he not afraid, but he also has a kind of crazy excitement.

"I'm already tired of filming ordinary variety shows. It's time to enter supernatural variety shows. Today is the first time I've collected material. I hope that the Buddha will bless the ghosts to come."

It's terrible for literary and art workers to be persistent. They completely put their lives and deaths aside, and they only want to produce materials.

Rong Zhen slept in the living room as the designated victim. Meng Qianshan didn't know whether he wanted to learn from Yan Mo, or if he wanted to wash away the shame, he stayed and helped, and provided a cover for the real ghost hunting power.

The three of them were waiting for the ghosts to come in the glass greenhouse next to them. Meng Qianshan rearranged a magic circle similar to the daytime one in the living room, and inserted the incense sticks.

Twelve midnight.

Qiong Ren suddenly smelled a terrible stench, and the three of them squatted outside the window, the place they could move was very narrow, and it was difficult for Qiong Ren to lift his arms without getting up.

He endured it for a while, but he couldn't bear it anymore, so he buried his face on Yan Mo's back and took a deep breath.

Full of mint strawberry candy flavor.

Is this the ability of a master of metaphysics?Why do you bury your face here, so you can't smell the smell at all.

In Yan Luodian, Yama, who was re-trialing the criminal, was suddenly startled, and his ears gradually turned red.

Secretary Nan: "..."

Secretary Nan: "Your Majesty?"

Yan Wang restrained his smile and said lightly: "Continue."

Secretary Nan feels that there is something very wrong with Hades recently!Is it because of too much work, that is, after Qin Guangwang, the king also went to work crazy?I heard that King Qin Guang cured diseases well in the human world. Do you want to suggest that the king also go to see it...

When Qiong Ren was serious about saving his respiratory organs, he didn't notice how tight Yan Mo's back was.

"Here we come." Yan Mo reminded in a low voice.

A gust of wind blew by, the candles flickered out, and the sky was filled with ashes.

A lump, yes, Qiong Ren thinks this kind of thing can only be described as a lump.

A lump of yellow, oily, yellow soft wax crawled out of the sewer.Slowly, slowly, he crawled towards Rong Zhen who was sleeping in the living room.

The thin male ghost rushed over suddenly, holding a shiny object in his hand, and threw it on the lump while crying.

"Ahhh! Don't touch him! Help, the two masters come and help!"

Qiong Ren: "Good, so brave."

Yan Mo frowned slightly: "City God Order?"

The lump rose against the wind, and turned into a man who looked exactly like Rong Zhen, with a lewd expression, and grabbed the male ghost by the neck.

Even so, the male ghost didn't flinch, and still tried his best to fight with that lump, preventing him from getting close to Rong Zhen.

Qiong Ren wanted to rush out to save the ghost, but was held down by Yan Mo.

He opened the window, took out a handful of talismans in his hand, and threw it at the man.The talisman instantly smeared the lump all over his body, and before he even had time to say a few harsh words like all the villains, it was wiped out.

Yanmo looked gloomy.

Why is it so difficult to pretend to be an ordinary Xuanmen person? This satyr is too involuntary to kill, how can he die as soon as he touches it.

He obviously tried his best to pretend to be weak today.

The male ghost was so frightened by the power of the talisman that he hugged his head and knelt down: "Master, don't accidentally hurt me. I am a good ghost. I was specially approved by the City God to go back to the world through official channels."

Qiong Ren and Li Kui also ran in.

Li Kui couldn't help being amazed when he saw the ghost captured by the camera.

Rong Zhen got up abruptly, and asked anxiously, "Did you catch it?"

Li Kui looked at the camera screen in amazement and said, "Old Rong, you may have met your true love. A very brave man saved you just now. Unexpectedly, I thought you could only find someone who wanted your money. There are still people who want to show you."

Rong Zhen immediately showed a moved expression: "Is it true? Or is it sweet? Xiao Huang, it must be Xiao Huang, it can't be like this."

Qiong Ren: "..." This man is hopeless.

The male ghost stood up angrily: "Who would have anything to do with this kind of old pervert? I was authorized by the city god of Longcheng, and I came back with the order of the city god to ask Rong Zhen for the debt! He owes me money!"

The author has something to say: Hades: I'm pretending, I'm trying to pretend to be as weak as a human being.