I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

The King of Hades and the Emperor of Song ride the dragon chariot together, return from the world to the underworld, and pass the Santu River, which is also known as Wangchuan.

The Santu River was originally crimson and filthy, full of dead souls who accidentally fell into it.After unremitting treatment, the water quality of Wangchuan is now good, and the number of fish and shrimps has gradually increased, but no one dares to eat it.

Both sides of the strait are in flames, and the Bana flower has returned to life. Emperor Song was very happy to see it: "You have recovered from your insomnia? A living doctor is still very useful, right?"

Yanmoluoja: "I don't know, I'm too busy and haven't slept yet."

If you don't have time to sleep, you can't talk about insomnia, so you don't have the restlessness caused by insomnia, so the Bianhua has returned to normal, right?Emperor Song was speechless. These are some hardcore flower planting tricks.

Today, he asked Yan Wang to see what is going on with Qiongren's golden light of merit. He was worried about being rejected, but he didn't expect Yan Wang to agree. Yanmaluoja is so reliable, so the matter must have been cleared up.

"What's the situation with Qiong Ren, have you seen the way?"

Yan Wang nodded slowly.

"What is it?"

Yan Wang slowly recalled everything that happened today, and said seriously: "He looks very good-looking."

"very smart."

"You can shoot arrows very well, you can learn it as soon as you teach it."

After a pause, the corners of her mouth turned up a little: "Very cute."

The lips are soft, and it's wonderful to press them.But he didn't intend to tell Song Diwang this.

The more Song Emperor heard it, the more something was wrong, and he felt a strong sense of crisis in his heart.

"What I want you to see is the golden light of merit, do you understand the golden light of merit? I don't want you to go on a blind date!"

Yan Wang's red eyes looked over: "Oh."

Emperor Song: "Oh?"

Hades: "Forgot."

Song Diwang stared at his face back and forth, wishing to pinch two hands to test the authenticity.

"Have you been taken away? How can a workaholic like you forget to do serious things?"

Yama:"……"

Yan Wang: "Let's not mention this for now. I have decided to launch a half-year plan to improve the comprehensive law enforcement capabilities of the underworld. You will be the general manager."

Song Diwang was still very positive about his work: "Okay. I'll call everyone for a meeting."

Silly.

Hades thought silently.

Dinner time.

Qiong Ren looked at Chen Ruize, who was drooling over the steak, and Lin Chunsheng, who had stretched his neck and stared into the meat, and was speechless.

He cut half a piece for Chen Ruize, and cut the remaining half smaller, put it on chopsticks, put it on the window sill, and said in a low voice, "The old man is here to eat."

He did not forget to serve a cup of hot tea with rice soaked in it.This is what the dean taught him when he was a child.There must be tea and rice for worshiping the undead, and remember to invite them to eat.

Lin Chunsheng twitched: "Master Qiong is too polite, I'll just take a look."

With steak stuffed in his mouth, Chen Ruize widened his eyes in fear: "Could it be..."

Qiong Ren: "I heard that the former owner here was an old man who guarded forests and birds. I searched out of curiosity and found that he also won an environmental protection medal. It's a good idea to confess."

Hearing what he said, the old man couldn't help wiping away his tears, and began to enjoy it embarrassedly.

Qiong Ren emphasized: "There is really no ghost, don't worry."

Chen Ruize didn't dare to worry, so that he could feel better.

"Can I still eat after the offering?"

Qiong Ren said, "Of course.

"When I was young, I lived in an orphanage, and the martyrs' cemetery next door. The director would take us there to worship the martyrs, offering some cakes and fruits, and we would share them after the offerings."

Chen Ruize did not expect that Qiong Ren was born as an orphan: "The dean also has a personality, you are not afraid."

Qiong Ren: "Of course I'm afraid. But the dean said, aren't there all martyrs here? Even if they really become ghosts, they will only protect us.

"I was still afraid of ghosts after that, but I was no longer afraid that they would hurt me."

In the evening, the staff informed everyone to gather in the yard, and the director did not intend to let go of the guests who couldn't lift their hands from archery.

"Tomorrow night, we will hold a talent show in Yuhu Village at the foot of the mountain, and each team will have a show. We will ask the villagers to vote at that time! Please prepare carefully."

Lin Chunsheng drifted down with a serious face: "Master Qiong, there is no village called Yuhu at the foot of our mountain. I only heard that there used to be a good jade-faced fox in this place. The director must not be deceived by the goblin. "

Jade-faced fox.

Qiong Ren is no stranger to this kind of animal.

The most famous jade-faced fox is the jade-faced princess from Journey to the West.

Many people think that the prototype of Princess Yumian is a white fox. In the original book, her father is the Long Live Fox King. It seems that she is also said to be a fox, but later it is pointed out that she is a jade-faced fox spirit.

Jade-faced raccoon, and a more familiar name, is the civet raccoon.After Qiong Ren knew this useless little knowledge back then, when he thought of the 86 version of Princess Yumian, he always felt complicated...

Lin Chunsheng: "Master Qiong, what are you going to do?"

What else to do, of course, is to call the police with the local law enforcement team.You can't let him, a weak idol, arrest a group of civet cats.

He talked to Meng Shen on WeChat, and Meng Shen said that although the Yaozu is not under the jurisdiction of the underworld, it can help Qiongren protect the safety of the crew.

He also said that many Wuchang wanted to worship Qiong Ren as his teacher and learn martial arts from him, which is probably the position of Lin Chong in "Water Margin".

Meng Shen also sent a voice message, very excited: "Come and be the head coach of 80 impermanent boxing, this position is very promising."

Thinking of the feeling of being surrounded by countless impermanences, Qiong Ren immediately took two bites of the rabbit.

He replied sincerely.

[Qianqi-1: Hold the bunny, I won't be able to teach you, put down the bunny, I won't dare to face you.Forget it, Ya Nei. 】

On the second night, Yuhu Village was full of lamps and shadows, and the trees at the entrance of the village cast long withered shadows.

Tong Xiaotong was shocked by the cold wind, she couldn't help asking: "Aren't you cold?"

The colleague looked at her strangely: "It's summer, it's still a little cold on the mountain, how hot it is in the village."

Tong Xiaotong pointed to his arm: "I have goosebumps, I always feel the cool wind blowing my neck."

Colleague: "If you are really cold, go to the villager's house and borrow some clothes to put on later."

Tong Xiaotong nodded, still feeling flustered.She has been prone to bumping into dirty things since she was a child. According to her grandma, it is because the horoscope is light.

Seeing too many strange things, she's always a bit of an underdog.

She rubbed her arms, and walked to the side of the threshing floor with her colleagues, where all the villagers were already seated.

The director went up and said a few words on the scene, and the performance began.

Qiong Ren and Chen Ruize made their debut as tour guides, singing the theme song of the 83 edition of "Shooting the Condors" - "Iron Blood and Heart".

This song was originally sung by a male and female chorus, and the tunes of the vocal parts are different, and even the lyrics are different.Tong Xiaotong likes this group very much, and is especially worried about whether the two of them will get into a car accident with such a difficult song.

The acting is surprisingly good.

Chen Ruize's singing skills are slightly weaker, but his basic skills are solid.Qiong Ren's singing skills are amazing, and his voice is very recognizable. Under the clear and clean background, there is a bit of seductive sand hidden, and the voice is very textured.

After the song was over, the staff and villagers applauded enthusiastically.

Tong Xiaotong didn't know if his eyes were dazzled, but at a glance, the fingernails of the villagers stretched out to applaud were unusually long, covered with a layer of short hair, like animal claws.But if you take a second look, it seems to be just an illusion.

There was a strong animal smell in the air, mixed with the smell of Johnson & Johnson's talcum powder. She complained that the smell was strange, but her colleague said she didn't smell it.

Tong Xiaotong started to tremble, feeling that something was wrong.But she is a little intern, can she still stop the ongoing filming?

Zhang Min and his daughter Zhang Shu performed a skit, and Liu Xu and his wife performed an erhu "Horse Racing".The last ones to play were Qing Heng and Fu Jiaze, who performed "Aurora", Fu Jiaze's famous song.

She couldn't see it in the first place, not to mention that these two danced very ordinaryly and sang in lip-synch, it's really a shame.

Yesterday she saw these two arguing in the kitchen, it seemed that Qing Heng was allergic to shrimp, but Fu Jiaze thought he loved shrimp.

One is angry and the other is coaxing, the atmosphere is always gay.

Looking at the audience in the audience, Tong Xiaotong suddenly felt that the people in this village all looked alike.

Both men and women have pointed chins and round eyes, with white spots from the center of the eyebrows to the bridge of the nose and on both sides of the forehead.Even if it is a genetic disease, it cannot be inherited so uniformly.

The villagers in the audience were also whispering: "Just open your mouth and keep silent, we are not stupid, you can tell that you didn't sing."

"This dance is so ugly, big brother, can you stop watching it?"

"My lord, let's go!"

The villager sitting in the middle of the first row suddenly jumped onto the stage, snatched the microphone from Fu Jiaze's hand, said a few words into the microphone, and found that the microphone was off.

He flips the switch.

"Hey, hey. Hey, hey, can you hear me?"

After hearing that the microphone was picking up normally, a layer of short hair exploded on his face, and he waved his hand to the audience, feeling suddenly frightened.

He ground his toes on the ground.

"That...um...uh... anyway, anyway, go!"

Qiong Ren: "..."

The villagers in the audience heard the order and pulled out a bag from under the chair. The bag swelled in the wind, and several claws worked together to tear it open.

laugh--

There was light red smoke coming out of the bag, the smell was half-sweet but not stinky, and it smelled choking. If you took a sip, you could feel the powder stuck in your throat.When the powder mist reached Qiong Ren's side, it spread around him as if he had eyes.

The program team was stunned, dumbfounded, and hadn't realized what happened.

Chen Ruize didn't understand, so he asked, "Is this a hidden camera trick?"

Only Tong Xiaotong showed such a sad smile.

She knows it!

Inexplicable chills are definitely not a good thing!

She plugged her ears, climbed to a tree branch and rode on it. Based on her experience, it is not easy to be trampled here.

The "Diamond Sutra" with illustrations from Avalokitesvara began to play.

She sent the chanting link to all the work groups, sincerely praying that everyone is okay.

Qiong Ren was numb from her manipulation.

Why are you so skilled?

The reddish smoke probably has a fascinating effect, and in an instant, someone has already been tricked.The fascinated person's eyes were straightened, and he walked to the stage and sat down stiffly.

Holding the invisibility talisman given by Meng Shen in his hand, Qiong Ren hid behind a tree.Except for the staff member who hung himself on the tree, only he and the director are still awake.

As expected of Aikuxun's leading variety show director, leek harvester, KPI maker, ruthless capitalist king, even monsters can't shake his steely heart.

The director raised his arms and shouted wildly: "Come to me if something happens, don't move my camera."

Qiong Ren couldn't help admiring him.

The villagers rushed forward, tied up the director tightly, and placed him in the C position.

"It was this evil human being who led people to occupy Lao Lin's house, sell Lao Lin's machines, and pick Lao Lin's fruits.

"My King of Jade Noodles in Moyun Cave, Laofeng Mountain, will stand up for the heavens today, defeat the program crew, regain the bird watching station, and defend Lao Lin's legacy!"

The leader was impassioned, but he didn't see the stage fright just now, Qiong Ren guessed that he was afraid of people, and he was fine when he fainted.

He continued to punch and shout: "The fruit trees planted in the old forest belong to us!"

What exactly is your combat goal? Hey!

Meng Shen sent a WeChat message.

[The most handsome man: what's going on over there?Do you want support? 】

【Poor Qi-1: To...】

[Poor Qi-1: Bring Lin Chunsheng, the civet cat is here to give him justice. 】

"Brothers and sisters, let the iron claws of justice fall on this evil human being."

The jade-faced king's eyes glowed green, his fangs bared, and his skinny claws were covered with a layer of black hair. He was extremely ferocious.The rest of the villagers also showed half-human and half-animal appearances like him, and walked towards the director who was already scared to pee.

They held a long, thin, sharp object in their hands - an oil-based pen.

"Today we're going to paint turtles all over his ugly face, take a picture and post it on Weibo! Let him be infamous forever!"

"It can't be washed off with oil-based pens."

"As expected of the king's idea, it's vicious enough."

Qiong Ren: "..."

Is it necessary to stop this appalling atrocity?Forget it, let's stop it casually.

"Wait a minute, leave a turtle under the claws!"