I am super fuzzy and I am the top of the underworld [entertainment circle]

"This..." Qiong Ren hesitated, as an atheist (former), he might not be worthy of this honor.

"Bai Wuchang" said: "I have been waiting in line for Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for many years, and I want to ask him to help me change my appearance. The pennant has been prepared long ago, and I have just changed the words on it."

She bowed, wiped away her tears and said, "Thank you for bringing me back to the way I was when I was alive."

Qiong Ren: "Okay, okay. Thank you." His fans are so honest, they even said that the pennant is second-hand.

Looking carefully, there are indeed a few characters that have just been written, the gold ink has not yet dried, and the other characters are bronzing.

"Bai Wuchang" bowed again, although she still wanted to say [-] words to Zai Zai, but there were still many fans waiting for autographs, she could no longer occupy everyone's time.

She walked out slowly wiping her tears, and the fans applauded excitedly.

"But I want to know more, how did the ax come out, is that reasonable?"

"Although, it is unreasonable that my son, a living person, can appear on the underworld network."

"The plush rabbit he's holding can move. When will the plush rabbit become sperm? Is this scientific?"

"I'm so touched. Qiong Ren, you are Dad's best cub QAQ"

Qiong Ren looked at the pennant put aside, and felt a very strange feeling, his heart was sore and swollen.

He stabilized his mood and continued to sign.

"next."

"Hello." A very calm female voice said, "I don't need to sign, my hands are tired."

She has a beautiful face, wearing a well-fitting dress, and her black hair is meticulously combed behind her head, giving off a calm and serious look, but her words are very considerate.

Qiong Ren: "Thank you, but I'm not tired."

Meeting fans is super fun, it can offset all fatigue.

He signed his name in several strokes, and appended a ^_^ at the end.

Secretary Nan touched the little smiling face on the album, and said in a low voice, "Thank you."

The plush rabbit obediently sitting on Qiong Ren's lap moved uncomfortably, and grabbed Qiong Ren's arm with his short hands.

Qiong Ren looked down at it: "?"

The simple curtain at the venue vibrated suddenly. Is the plush rabbit an earthquake warning?Before he could finish his thoughts, he heard a few thunderous roars, accompanied by the sound of beating drums.

Suddenly a big hole was smashed through the top of his head, and he fell onto the signing table in front of Qiong Ren by himself.

The man struggled to get up and shook his head. There were two nosebleeds on his face, and half of his face was swollen.

"Meng Shen?" This guy never came back to pick up Lin Chunsheng. He didn't expect to be beaten into such a miserable state.

"Qiong Ren?"

Meng Shen's expression changed, and he shouted, "Run, the ghost gorilla is in hell!"

The group of ghosts immediately became agitated, and each of the pale and strange ghosts had expressions of fear on their faces.

But they were afraid of returning home, so they didn't run away with their heads in their hands. Instead, they anxiously looked at the organizer of the autograph session and rushed towards Qiong Ren.

"Secretary Jin, how can a living person survive such a big scene, take him away quickly!"

"Yeah, it's too dangerous for Qiong Ren to be so good-looking!"

"That monster is psychopathic."

"Qiong Ren, run quickly, we will cover you, ah—"

A gust of wind rushed in from the door, blowing Qiong Ren blindly, and the venue was blown away, only the table stood firmly in place.Qiong Ren clasped the edge of the table with one hand, and the thin Secretary Jin who was almost blown away with the other.

The fur on the rabbit's body was blown to a mess, it was more vigilant than most ghosts, the rabbit's ears were knotted, and it tied itself firmly to Qiong Ren's wrist.

When the wind stopped, Qiong Ren opened his eyes and saw that his fans were almost blown away, albums and gifts from fans were scattered all over the place.

He has only now seen what hell looks like.

There are dead trees everywhere in the Little Hell of Hanging Hanging, and countless red-hot iron ropes hang in the air.The criminals tortured here are hung with high and low branches like dried sausages.

The pennant sent to him by "Bai Wuchang" was hung on the foot of a hanged ghost.There were only a few petals left of the small rose watered by the Wangchuan water, and the glass cover was smashed to pieces.

Qiong Ren slowly lowered his face, and slowly raised his eyes to look forward.

"The hozen can write off the book of life and death, so can I, too." Lai Yao was dressed in black hair, draped all over his body, and held two gilt sledgehammers in his hand. "Could it be that you are speciesist and look down on me, Sai Wukong?"

Meng Shen was facing a big enemy: "Don't compare fiction with reality, okay? Be reasonable! No one will change your life and death book for you. Besides, what kind of king are you? Do you have any certification?"

He stood in front of Qiongren, looked ahead and whispered, "Hide quickly."

Colleagues estimated that it would take a few minutes to arrive. Sai Wukong hated handsome guys the most, so he had to let Qiongren escape for a few minutes.

Sai Wukong's eyes and ears were light, and when he heard Meng Shen's words, he threw the sledgehammer away. Meng Shen threw out the Soul Hooking Chain and wrapped it around the handle of the hammer. He was dragged by the force above and fell to the ground.

There was no longer any shelter in front of Qiong Ren.

"Hmm." Sai Wukong squinted his small eyes and looked at Qiongren's face, wrinkling more than a dozen brow lines: "So it's you. I heard that Emperor Song is your father. If I catch you, he will definitely give me the money." Change the book of life and death."

Where do these rumors come from...

You can't just omit the first two words of the sponsor's father.

Secretary Jin and Secretary Nan, a man and a woman, one on the left and one on the right, came forward to block Qiong Ren, turned their heads and said, "Why are you standing still, run!"

Qiong Ren didn't run away, and there was no fear on his face: "My dad is nothing, don't compare my dad's fans with my dad."

"Whatever you say, you are my Sai Wukong's hostage today!" Sai Wukong thumped his chest and screamed, the whole set of movements were familiar, as if they were copied and pasted from "Godzilla vs. King Kong".

Qiong Ren sincerely suggested: "Based on your appearance, I think you should be called Sai Jingang. No, insult King Kong."

He immediately apologized with the same sincere tone, and bowed solemnly to the west: "King Kong is sorry."

This wave of ridicule hurt Sai Wukong's feelings, he hit his chest hard, and his voice sounded like thunder: "How dare you humiliate me!"

Meng Shen was extremely anxious: "Why do you still provoke him?"

Secretary Nan and Secretary Jin saw that Qiong Ren didn't move, so they directly grabbed him, but they couldn't pull him at all, so they couldn't help feeling that it was outrageous.

They are ghosts, when can people wrestle with ghosts?

Qiong Ren gently broke away from the two secretaries, and put Tutu in Meng Shen's hands: "Help me keep it safe."

He walked around the table and walked slowly into the clearing.

Seeing that he was only 1.8 meters tall and ten heads shorter than himself, Sai Jingang ignored him. With a hammer on his shoulder, he had an expression of what can you do to me.

"If you are sensible, you will be arrested quickly. As long as you obediently be my hostage, I will let you go, this little boy who cheats on food."

Qiong Ren kicked his hind legs on the ground, his body was like an arrow flying from the string, and he rushed towards Sai Wukong.

Sai Wukong hates good-looking people the most in his life, especially a super handsome guy at Qiong Ren's level.Saying something won't ruin Qiong Ren's face, it's just a casual remark, he doesn't allow a male primate more handsome than him in the world.

The next second, Qiong Ren was approaching. He grabbed the tree with both hands and swung vigorously, threw his body out, and kicked Sai Wukong hard on the heel of his right leg.

Sai Wukong suffered a sharp pain in his calf, and he could no longer stand still, and fell to the ground like a hill.

His skin was rough and fleshy, and hitting the ground didn't do much harm to him, but the pain in the Achilles tendon was excruciating, and the hair on his vest was soaked in cold sweat.

Sai Wukong became furious, raised his head, and was about to say some cruel words, and smash this pretty face to pieces.

But as soon as his head was lifted halfway, Qiong Ren punched him into the fertile stone unique to the Black Rope Great Hell, causing him to scream and scream.

"Don't you like talking about the plot of novels? Today I will let you experience "Water Margin" for yourself. Qiong Tiju punches and humiliates King Kong!"

Qiong Ren's knuckles were slender, and his clenched fist was not as rich as Lu Zhishen's "the size of a vinegar bowl", but it fell down like raindrops, crackling on Sai Wukong's head.

A few minutes later, Emperor Song and Wuchang's team, who came to rescue the cub from the overtime hell, arrived.

The scene in front of them was very miserable, but the way of misery was different from what they expected.

Sai Wukong had an upside-down hanging rope around his neck, and Qiong Ren was pulling the end of the rope, looking a little irritable: "Hurry up and pick it up! You blown away the gift from my fans, so you have to pick it up for me."

Looking at Sai Wukong's face again, it was swollen like a black basketball, his eyes, nose, and mouth could no longer be distinguished, and the blood was bleeding in a mess, making a mess on his face.

Secretary Jin's ice beauty face still had traces of "Σ(っ°Д°;)っ", and briefly described the process with Emperor Song.

Emperor Song has lived for thousands of years, what big scene has he not seen?

Sorry, I have never seen this scene before.

He couldn't help but think deeply, is it because the training of the underworld law enforcement team is not in place at ordinary times, is it appropriate for them to be beaten into a dog by Qiong Ren after they captured the ghost ape for a day and a night?

Is Qiong Ren too strong, or is the ghost too useless?But no matter what, the quality of the impermanent team really needs to be improved.

"How do the city gods of each prefecture usually train you?"

Emperor Song simply expressed his doubts, and the servants were too ashamed to lift their heads.

Meng Shen, as an underworld servant with lofty ideals of punishing rape and eradicating evil, was unexpectedly protected by living civilians, which was undoubtedly a huge blow to him.

He can't dance, but he is impermanent, and he is defeated in martial arts.

But as a mature laborer, he still defended himself and his colleagues: "Your Majesty Mingcha, the ghost ape is a first-class protected animal called the Great Hell, so brothers are bound to restrain themselves."

Emperor Song shook his head and walked towards Qiongren.

Qiong Ren muttered in a low voice: "All the soil my fans gave me..."

The package of the scorching hell black soil, which has a miraculous effect on planting roses, was torn, and the bag floated upside down on the surface of the sea. The soil entered the sea, and it was impossible to retrieve it.

Qiong Ren pursed his lips, the corners of his mouth turned down, and his eyes gradually turned red.

Sai Wukong raised his proud head and said disdainfully: "It's just a bag of dirt, mortals really don't know much."

Qiong Ren clenched his fists instantly, tears quickly retreated!

When Sai Wukong saw him clenched his fists, he trembled and choked up his head in fright: "I'm a ghost, a first-class protected animal called the Great Hell. I'm more precious than a giant panda. You can't treat me like this."

"Star? Are you implicating me?" Qiong Ren, who had barely risen from a TVB artist to a [-]-tier star, was furious.

"I didn't mean that, that's the scientific name of my species." Sai Wukong explained with great aggrievedness, tears mixed with blood dripped down, "Aren't you afraid of ghosts?"

Why is it not the delicate little boy he imagined at all, false information is harmful.

Qiong Ren was speechless: "Yes, but you are a monster."

Sai Wukong swallowed his hatred.

"Qiong Ren," Emperor Song said lovingly, "I'll let the Great Burning Hell send dozens of carts of black soil to you to grow flowers."

Qiong Ren looked at him, and there were dozens of Wuchang behind Emperor Song looking at him with complicated expressions.

In an instant, Qiong Ren suddenly realized that he was surrounded by impermanence, and the fans who were blown away by the wind were rushing back.

The ghost content is close to [-]%!

He suddenly had difficulty breathing: "Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit..."

The author has something to say:

False Bunny: Plush rabbits become fine.

Real Bunny: Jammer.