[Tuyan] Yimu

That's right, my family has a dog, a stupid dog.Because he belongs to the Chinese pastoral dog, and the fur is a classic khaki style, the whole dog has a very down-to-earth feeling from the inside to the outside, so we call him "Dayanzai", rock that rock.

Here comes the point.

I am studying in a university in other places, and I can only go home during the holidays.This dog was given to my parents by my cousin during the Spring Festival this year, so I saw him for the first time when I came home on May [-]st. PS It is a male dog, the kind that looks stupid at first glance...【bu

Now the point really comes.

My parents never walk the dog on a leash, and the neighbors downstairs often hear the friendly calls of the three of us taking turns "rock smashing" "rock smashing!" "Big rock smashing!!!" because he really likes to run around !

Not to mention Hu Pao, but also teasing other small animals everywhere!Except dogs! ! ! ! !

In the afternoon, chasing the black-bone chicken raised by Mama Zhang downstairs is fine, and going out to pee at night, not to mention molesting leprosy.The most ridiculous thing is that he actually teases cats!Cat, believe it or not!cat! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It is said that cats and dogs will fight when they meet, but he actually wants to! ! ! ! !Take the initiative to tease the cat! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Not a fight! ! ! ! ! ! !It's teasing! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

As the owner, I said that I have gone crazy (.

Yesterday I noticed that when he passed by the entrance of the garden on the first floor (my house is on the second floor, and our apartment has a small garden on the first floor), he kept looking inside.Today, as soon as he went out, he left me and went straight to the gate of the garden. I guessed that the family had a dog, and he went to the dog. Guess what ((((((

There is a cat squatting in that door!It's dark!The blue eyes looked at me like glass beads!

The cat looked at me and looked at the dog, looked at the dog and looked at me, and then the show began—

My dog ​​started wagging its tail and splashing!run wild!Jump up and down!Jump and shout!Capitalized and bold "Come, come, play with me, why don't you come and play with me!"

That picture of Mom is really stupid... I want to say something, I want to cry, but I don’t want to cry.

The cat and I were stunned for a second... The cat squatted on the edge of the steps and stared at the big rock, with a row of "excuseme??????" on its head, and slapped its paws in disgust Keep a safe distance from the crazy big rock smashed by the dog.

Then the two of them jumped up and down in a foolish and ingratiating way, while the other slapped each other arrogantly.The point is that the cat got used to being teased. He waved his paw twice, ran two steps, sat down, looked at it for a while, ran two steps towards the grass, and sat down again. The look of being happy is in a trance...PS that cat's paws look super hairy.

I complained fiercely in my heart, although you two are of different species, but I beg you to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for marriage.It's not enough to give me a mouthful of dog food, so do you still have to give me a mouthful of cat food for the doting scene? ? ? ? ? ?

The owner just wants to be a dog with strength (

The author has something to say:

In a trance, I wish my friend Shiqiji a happy birthday~