Be careful nanny!

The dungeon of 36 stone statues is very interesting. A team of 10 will enter a giant maze that has been abandoned for a long time. They must find 36 stone statues in the maze, defeat them and get 36 tokens. They must successfully pass the maze to the end within 48 free hours, and hand over the tokens to Give it to the guarded NPC Elder, the old man will drop the pass reward.

What's interesting is not how difficult the 36 stone statues are, but how hard to find them. They hide in the maze in different sizes and in various weird poses. Some are very quiet, and some... harassing like bear children.

And the most difficult thing is how to trick the old NPC man into handing over the rewards. Players who pass the level will tell you how much the old man owes you with gritted teeth!

And players must never call the NPC that gives out rewards, because this group of cunning and advanced AI can refuse to give out rewards based on their mood!It is equivalent to only giving experience and gold coins for playing a dungeon, other benefits?Was done.

The purpose of the game is for newbies to get used to this "simple" dungeon, and to train tacit understanding... However, there are often big fights.

[The strongest in the universe] Looking at the few old guys who were reluctant to follow along to play the dungeon, he said: "Cheer up!"

"Boss, it's enough for the newbies to come, what else are we going to do?" Both [Cabbage] and [Pig Who Can Push Cabbage] laughed bitterly, "This dungeon is simply mental torture!"

"Go in." [The strongest in the universe] didn't bother to talk to the two of them, and patted [The strongest on the surface] on the head, "Ike, follow the team and don't run around."

"Oh..." Ike didn't want to come either, but he heard about Jiaer's "heroic achievements" and felt that he should come to the wonderful nanny "Huihui".

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"Jiaer! Jiaer...let it go." [The Strongest in the Universe] grabbed Mu Tian's arm and dragged him backwards.

Ike almost burst out laughing beside him, "My God! Hahahaha!"

Mu Tian calmed down for a while, and said to the stunned crowd: "Sorry, I lost my composure."

Mu Tian also didn't want to beat the ass of a... stone statue so crazily, but it really didn't deserve it.

A group of them turned a corner, and a waist-high stone statue suddenly jumped out of the shadows, touched the ass of Mu Tian who was closest to it, and then touched his chin and said: "Sexy!" Yes, your old Gong must be very sexually blessed!"

After talking about the stone statue, he was about to run away, but who was Mu Tian, ​​he threw the magic wand in a circle and hit the head of the stone statue 100%!

Mu Tian rushed over with the speed of thunder and jingle bells, grabbed the stone statue with one hand, picked up the wand with the other hand, and hit the stone statue's ass...

By the time everyone reacted, the stone statue had already dropped the token...

"Fuck, I'll tell you to touch my ass again! Fuck, you're the only one who's old! Fuck, you're a lucky man! See if I don't beat you to death, you bastard!" The furious Mu Tian hated others looking at him Butt, let alone touch!

In his previous life, Mu Tian’s family left early, leaving him alone, with many male colleagues around him, so he realized early on that he was not very straight, but there was such a straight guy in that era, Mu Tian felt that The sky is falling!

There is no way, the country he lives in just refuses to pass a certain bill, which makes gays have been living in dire straits.

And Mu Tian, ​​who just found out about his sexual orientation, was frightened, afraid that others would know.Later, when some of my buddies went to a nightclub for entertainment, they dragged Mu Tian, ​​who only knew about games in his spare time...

It was an extremely bad night. A few unscrupulous big men in the booth who had just come in regarded Mu Tian as a woman, rubbed Mu Tian's buttocks in a daze, and were full of obscenities. Tianshangshou was just an uppercut and a kick, and the person who kicked him knelt down and retched.

If it wasn't for Mu Tian's buddies who dragged him away and ran fast in time, something big would have happened.

Now, Mu Tian hated all the guys who coveted some indescribable part of him, which is why all of Mu Tian's boyfriends kept in mind the principle of "a tiger's ass can't be touched", which is why it happened just now. The stone statue was beaten.

After three minutes of silence for the dying stone statue, several people continued on the road.

"You..." Ike rushed up to Mu Tian and was about to speak.

"Shut up!" Mu Tian was so embarrassed that he didn't let Ike mention what happened just now.

Ike looked at his brother, [The Strongest in the Universe] shook his head helplessly, Ike did not give up, and asked: "The stone statue said..."

"No! You think too much." Mu Tian walked forward quickly.

Ike spread his hands, "I just want to know if he's married... so early."

[The strongest in the universe] slapped him, "Little kid, this is not a question you should be curious about."

"Come quickly!" Mu Tian called from the front.

A few people followed closely and saw...

"Want to play a game?" A stone statue with one side of its head collapsed asked, and said in a strange tone, "Come and play a game with us!"

Dozens of half-person-high stone puppets looked like damaged gramophones, asking them to stay and play with them in extremely weird tones and tones one after another.

[Cabbage] tremblingly grabbed the arm of [Pig That Can Cuddle Cabbage] in front of him, "Is today Halloween? Trick or treat?"

Zhu pulled away [Cabbage]'s claws in disgust, and asked [The Strongest in the Universe] what to do. The Strongest in the Universe had never encountered such a weird dungeon mode, so he just shook his head.

Mu Tian raised his eyebrows to look at them, "Isn't there a token for defeat? Ugly children should communicate in the same way!"

Just when everyone rolled up their sleeves and started to fight, the leading stone doll led the other stone puppets to sing a weird nursery rhyme:

——Seven or eight sheep are squatting together, Corey is not happy

——Four or five sheep lie together, Morrie is not happy

——Sixteen sheep dance, Lu Wei hangs up

—— 21 sheep are painted red, and a bonfire is set up

——Cory hides in the forest, Morrie hides on the roof, Lu Wei is watching you

"..." [Cabbage] was most afraid of such horrible things, and when the stones sang for the second time, they secretly asked Zhu, "Still... still playing? Is there something wrong with this game?"

"It doesn't matter, we don't have that much time to play puzzle games, just violently demolish it!" [The strongest in the universe] didn't have that much patience, and directly called the little ones to rush forward!

Mu Tian looked at the captain with a simple mind and well-developed limbs with a dark face, and asked his brother Ike: "How did your brother develop the strongest guild with such a bear?"

Ike felt that his brother was doing the right thing, and he had a look of admiration: "My brother has always been lucky, and he can solve any problems!"

"They all look like grandma..."

Ten people stood in their positions and cut into the pile of stone statues like a hurricane, and someone could still hear saying in their ears: "You are finally here, come and play games with us!"

Mu Tianyou was walking on the edge of the battlefield, using the skills he had just learned one after another, and it was all time for practice.

"Oh shit! Jiaer, you're so sure about throwing skills that we have to chase after your skills!" Zhu jumped around in Mu Tian's halo, almost breaking the bridge of his nose by a stone statue.

"This is not the way. The stone statue has thick blood and high defense. Although the attack is not high, it will still waste a lot of time. In this case, we should kill the leader first." [The Strongest in the Universe] called Mu Tian, ​​"Jar! Find the leader! "

Mu Tian nodded, he stepped hard and added several skills in his mouth to superimpose on himself, and the whole person flew out like an arrow off the string in an instant!

"Wow! It's here! Nanny Gale!" Ike began to follow Mu Tian in the inner circle, "Our player Mu Tian is quickly approaching the previous player at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint. Hurry up! Hurry up! Overtake it!" !Okay! That's it! Mu Tian maintained the same speed and overtook the two of them! Look! His vigorous posture and... ouch~"

"Quiet the fuck!" [The Strongest in the Universe] slapped him hard.

Ike yelled that he didn't dare to run away, and the other people who teased him waved the weapons in their hands and didn't forget to laugh.

"Boss! Ten o'clock direction!" Mu Tian disrupted the battle situation while running, and slowly found a stone puppet that was quietly guarded by the stone statues in the center.

Instant acceleration, attack bonus, and crit bonus were superimposed on [The Strongest in the Universe], and Mu Tian himself was knocked into the maze wall by a stone statue, and his health bar was instantly reduced to four-fifths .

The violent [The Strongest in the Universe] did not hesitate, pierced the stone statue at ten o'clock with a sword, and then the rest of the stone statues collapsed like uncontrolled rocks...

"Hey~ I'll give it to you~ You're so fierce if you don't play with others~ Be careful not to marry a wife!" The stone statue with a big hole pierced through its chest sobbed and handed the token to [The Strongest in the Universe], as if it had been ruined. The spoiled little girl.

"Boss, hold on, hold on, she's just an AI, so don't be angry."

After tidying up this group of noisy goblins, they continued to walk deep into the maze...

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"Jal, how did you run so fast? Do you exercise regularly? Or are you a long-distance runner?" Ike bounced around beside Mu Tian.

"I used to exercise a lot, but now it's useless." Mu Tian was telling the truth. Before he wore it, he exercised a lot. He was an otaku, and his body was the capital of revolution!If you don’t have the physical capital, how can you play games every day? If you don’t exercise, you will definitely have backaches all over your body!

In particular, the physical data in this game are all directly using real data to be realistic, so he looks so weak.If physical fitness improves in reality, there will be corresponding changes in the game.

He pondered so much that he picked up all the previous ones.Now this small body looks good everywhere, it is completely the standard equipment for the best people, but it is too weak, and if you don’t eat, you will be hungry like a refugee. It looks pitiful to me, and I am not willing to use it How about playing games? !Strive to restore the level of the previous life, and refuse to be a chick with no flesh and blood!

"You're too good! Although you look like an addict who hasn't eaten for half a month..." Ike received a blank look from his brother, although he was sure that his brother thought so too!

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The strange thing is that the remaining 33 stone statues were easily picked out and defeated, but the last one couldn't be found, and the strongest members of Worry pulled out a lot of hair.

"Line and Kuwait go to a high place to have a look, and the rest search separately. Whoever finds it should not act rashly, gather first and then fight." [The strongest in the universe] assigned a task. One of Rhine and Kuwait is a beast trainer with a flying magic pet, and the other It is a wind mage, and he can check it in mid-air.

When I found a few freedoms, I saw that time was running out.

"Boss!! Damn!! Come on! Come to the westernmost part of the maze!"

On the westernmost side of the maze, Mu Tian and the others saw... a huge stone statue with a height of ten floors.

Because the maze was filled with fog, no one noticed the existence of the stone statue when they got close. It was Rhine who accidentally bumped into the lower part of the stone statue during the flight and realized that there was such a tall stone statue standing there in the maze.

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