This is the first time for Xiao Gou to participate in such long-term foreign visits and business exchange activities.In general, he felt extremely bored.

The content of this type of business activity is to eat, chat and fart with people from all walks of life that are needed, to give lectures at major universities, to visit various companies, to reach some cooperation agreements that may not be of much use...and to encounter various lure.

Even though they knew Xiao Gou was married, many men and women moved to Xiao Gou's side.Relevant reception departments will also take the initiative to hint or even expressly put people around Xiao Gou.

Xiao Gou is very strange, although he will meet in China, but as long as he refuses once, the other party will understand what he means, and the subsequent itinerary will be clean, and there will be no fuss.Doesn't this American understand human language?Do you think his refusal is a refusal?

Xiao Gou got annoyed in the end, and simply abandoned the image he was still holding. Like before, he started to show off Da Qiao in less than three sentences when meeting people. My Da Qiao is good-looking and capable. It took me eight lifetimes to marry Da Qiao Blessing, I have been away from Da Qiao for so long, I miss him so much, I miss him so much.There is a saying in Huaguo that if we don’t see each other every day, it’s like three autumns apart. How many springs, summers, autumns and winters have passed between me and Da Qiao, it’s almost rotten.Fortunately, Da Qiao and I have to share our hearts in video every night. Although there is a jet lag, it can't stop us from seeing each other every day...

The accompanying staff laughed dryly and praised you for being so affectionate.Xiao Gou's eyes lit up, yes, we are so affectionate.So he continues to climb up the ladder and continues to brag about Dae-joo.

All in all, if you give me a beautiful secretary, I will brag about Joe to the secretary; if you introduce a celebrity to me, I will brag about Joe to the celebrity;You don't need to look at the person who blows Da Qiao, as long as you give me an opportunity, no, even if there is no opportunity, I can be lured to blow Da Qiao by saying anything.

This bottle of wine is delicious, isn't it?right!But Da Qiao prefers XXX wine, but Da Qiao doesn't drink often, Da Qiao likes to drink fruit and vegetable juice.Da Qiao is self-disciplined, has a great body, and also practices boxing, and has a sense of security, blah blah blah blah blah...

Are you a star in what?By the way, Da Qiao's good friend also runs an entertainment company, and there are a few celebrities in it, but I still think that no star is better than Da Qiao.Oh, how can I compare like this?This kind of comparison is unfair to Da Qiao. Whether Da Qiao is handsome, beautiful or knowledgeable, can anyone compare with him in all aspects, blah blah blah...

You express your admiration for me?I'm going to blow Big Joe even more.I am far behind Da Qiao, but Da Qiao just likes me ah, wow, I also like Da Qiao the most, wow, we made a couple in two days, no one can envy you to come to Barabara...

……

The accompanying staff who followed Xiao Gou smiled more and more reluctantly.What happened to this Chinese man?Even if you look down on the escort we give you, or if you keep yourself clean and don't want to solve your own needs outside, it is difficult for us to show off your partner like you.You don't want to have fun, we want to take this opportunity to have some quality fun.Who doesn't have a family?What are you going to do with your family at this time?I've never seen a president who doesn't care about the atmosphere so much. He deserves to be from the grassroots.

Xiao Gou's smile became more and more forced.You're still pestering me even though you're paralyzed, you can't understand people's words, can you?

Xiao Gou decided that I already had the title of a weird guy anyway, and I didn't care about breaking the "industry rules" a little bit.I'm going to swear at people on Twitter and Facebook today!

Xiao Gou: I'm convinced, is pornographic socializing a feature of your American social circle?Even if I show off Da Qiao, I can't stop you from meeting people and meeting by chance?I beg you to save yourselves, it's too ugly to get out of the way, it's unsightly, disgusting!Even if no one talks to me about games, can I go back to the hotel early and have a video connection with Da Qiao?Why is there no agency like the Commission for Discipline Inspection in the United States to report them?I'm not afraid of breaking the so-called unspoken rules, I just want to be quiet and don't take up my precious time!

Xiao Gou's remarks were exploded in an instant. Many Americans laughed, saying that Xiao Gou insulted Mi, and then they said seriously, let Xiao Gou not be angry, the so-called social circle is just a bunch of shit, there will always be all kinds of social flowers The social grass smelled a little fishy and came up to them, and the others turned a blind eye and closed their eyes. They were all business behind their backs. Just get used to it. If you are not used to it like now, you don't need to give them face.

On the contrary, some spiritual Americans cursed, sincerely saying that Xiao Gou insulted Mi, and also said that Xiao Gou's own circle was low, and he wanted to steal, and he blamed others.

Xiao Gou didn't bother to talk to these people, he just wanted to spread everything out - it's useless to paralyze him to spread it out face to face, do I have to tweet and hate you?I'm so anxious, I really want to report you!How do you report it?

After Xiao Gou posted this tweet, someone from the embassy immediately called him.Xiao Gou immediately complained about his grievances, and he didn't feel ashamed, almost crying.The ambassador to Mi was ten years older than him, and he didn't feel embarrassed when he heard Xiao Gou's complaints. He just smiled and said that he was really impatient, so he refused all of them.You are not begging them, they are begging you, if you are not happy, just go back to your country.

Xiao Gou said aggrievedly: "I really don't know how Da Qiao endured it before. I can't bear it. Now I feel nauseous whenever I smell a similar perfume. What's even more frightening is that besides the smell of perfume, there is also smoke on them." smell, it is really disgusting to mix together. I have a good nose since I was a child, and I am not afraid of stinky tofu, but I feel uncomfortable when I smell the so-called fragrance..."

Xiao Gou complained a lot, and the ambassador listened with a smile, and then said that if he was wronged in the future, he would call him directly and he would come to communicate.

"Brother Hong also said that generally speaking, entrepreneurs don't have so much temptation to visit. Once or twice, no one will continue to join if they refuse." Xiao Gou called Qiao Hong, "The ambassador said, maybe they They want to dance like a fairy, or get something from me. I think they just want to dance like a fairy, pretending to be cheating on me, and then drive a wedge between the two of us. Let’s play games online and live broadcast every night, so that even if someone wants to Xianrendiao spread rumors about me, and many netizens testified for me!"

Qiao Hong originally wanted to say that he believed in Xiao Gou, but when the words came to his lips, he changed to "good".After hanging up the phone, Qiao Hong touched his face and found that his face was a little hot.

Many people said that Xiao Gou was shameless, how could he bear it.Qiao Hong always thought in his heart that these people were being sour.Xiao Gou is dedicated to love, has a lively personality, and can make money. Where can I find such a good partner?Every day when he was with Xiao Gou, he deeply felt that he was loved. Even if Xiao Gou sometimes made him dumbfounded, he felt happy.

Although he is thin-skinned and not used to showing affection in public, if someone in America really wants to do fairy dance, the live broadcast is also a protection for Xiao Gou.Qiao Hong convinced himself.

So during Xiao Gou's visit to Rice, the live broadcast business was in full swing, and the money he earned could cover his expenses for this visit to Rice.

Xiao Gou was very excited and wanted to continue the live broadcast, but Qiao Hong refused.Be his president well, what kind of live broadcast?Do not do business again.If you really want to show your presence in the camera so much, may I report you a few more TV shows?

Xiao Gou hesitated for a second, and didn't talk about the live broadcast anymore.

……

After Xiao Gou tweeted, no matter how much other people despised him, the harassment on the surface was finally gone.Xiao Gou can play games online with Da Qiao quietly.In addition to playing games, someone finally had normal business exchanges with Xiao Gou, such as talking about computers, games, economics and culture.As a top student and entrepreneur, Xiao Gou has something to talk about.

"Actually, I like chatting very much. I like it very much." Xiao Gou appeared on a popular XX talk show in the United States, and said truthfully, "I just don't like it when someone chats while twitching my eyes, or simply taking my place." Location. More importantly, these people basically have nothing to talk to me."

The host smiled: "It seems that Xiao has higher spiritual needs."

Xiao Gou shook his head: "I am a face control person, and I have high requirements on appearance, so only Da Qiao can catch my eyes."

Xiao Gou praised Da Qiao again habitually, and the host laughed: "Come on, come on, I have heard that Xiao you are a show-off madman, and you will talk about your dear when you are chatting. That's right."

Xiao Gou touched his nose in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Many people joked that I was a low-level commoner, and I couldn't get rid of my rustic appearance. In fact, it is true. I am an ordinary person with good things, and I like to brag about them everywhere. We call it 'upstart temperament' here. This kind of nouveau riche temperament is very obvious in me."

The host shook his head: "No, I don't think you have anything to do with the nouveau riche, you are just showing affection."

Xiao Gou said: "That's also showing off."

The host smiled and changed the subject: "I heard that you tweeted against the reception staff? Are all the netizens in the United States supporting you?"

"No matter which country people are in, they don't like this kind of spending taxpayers' money to enjoy themselves publicly, and it's called entertaining VIPs. And not every couple is an open partnership. In my experience When I repeatedly emphasized that I am loyal to Da Qiao, the other party still wants me to cheat. I think this is a violation of my freedom. To put it more seriously, they don’t respect me, they don’t respect my human rights and freedom, and they force me to do it. I don’t like it. I really hate this, and I think Americans who value personal freedom must understand my feeling of being offended.” Xiao Gou spoke eloquently, “This is no longer a social etiquette or something Unspoken rules, but a deeper issue about personal freedom. Everyone has experienced being forced to do something they don't want to do by some rude people in public with "everyone else is like this, you must be like this" I am like this as a human being, and I am also like this when making games. I especially hate people telling me what the current trend in the game industry is and why you don’t make a trend—even if I pioneered this trend.”

Xiao Gou: Talk about private life, talk about career!

The host smiled, and followed Xiao Gou's topic: "Speaking of which, when you were making "Assassin's Creed", Xiao, there were many people who criticized you."

Xiao Gou nodded: "When I was working on "Monster Hunter", there were many people who criticized me. Many people asked me why I didn't pay attention to the plot of the game. I did. Is the story of "Assassin's Creed" not good-looking? "Monster Hunter" Isn’t the background of the world interesting? The plot is for the game, and the two complement each other is a good plot, so it must make people think about it?”

Xiao Gou spread his hands: "The plot of a superhero makes people reflect, because the protagonist of the game is a superhero. The plot of each of my games is for the game itself and the background of the game. If you don't like this plot, change to a game with a plot If not, there are tens of millions of game audiences, and I can’t just keep making games for a certain kind of people, how boring it would be.”

The host continued: "Xiao once said that the most important criterion for you to choose the game you will make is to make yourself happy? Isn't this a little irresponsible to the players?"

Xiao Gou smiled and said, "Games are essentially things that make people happy. Even game makers are not happy playing the games they make, so do you expect to make players happy?"

The host said: "A game that makes people cry will also make you happy?"

Xiao Gou said seriously: "Happy, I'm happy to see the players cry."

Host: "...I'm sorry, I wanted to beat you up for a while."

Xiao Gou: "It doesn't matter, many Red Dog players want to beat me up. It seems that you are also a Red Dog player. I am very happy that you can play my game."

Host: "... At this time, should I also say that I am also very happy?"

Xiao Gou said seriously: "Of course, you can also say, thank me for making so many interesting games, which made your leisure life a lot more fun. It doesn't matter, keep praising me, I won't blush."

Host: "I don't want to boast, thank you. Xiao, has anyone said that you are particularly thick-skinned?"

Xiao Gou said: "No, they all said that my dog's fur is quite thick."

The host couldn't help but let out a barbell-like laugh: "Your players really love you."

Xiao Gou smiled triumphantly: "I think so too."

……

The audience was stunned.They were still showing off Da Qiao just now, and they were still laughing. Dogs can't change their eating habits, and Xiao Gou can't change showing off Da Qiao. This is a behavior engraved in the genes.

The conversation suddenly turned to serious respect and freedom, and they nodded frequently.Hearing what Xiao Gou said, they also felt that this bunch of people were very disrespectful.Xiao Gou is the one being received, you should at least respect his opinion, right?And I seem to be often forced to do something I don't want to, which makes me uncomfortable.

When talking about Xiao Gou’s career, the audience sighed, it’s a cliché, how many times Xiao Gou has emphasized, why do people still say that Xiao Gou should not make games, but should make games, if you have the ability to do it yourself, don’t kidnap Xiao Gou wolfberry.

When Xiao Gou started thick-skinned, the audience: ...

The player from Huaguo burst into tears: I feel very uncomfortable because I feel ashamed that my dog ​​has been thrown to the country of America.

The American player laughed so hard: It’s okay, your dog is also my dog, I don’t dislike it!

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