The strongest game producer

After letting go of the knot in his heart, Xiao Gou suddenly wanted to relax.

So he left his job and took a one-month vacation with Qiao Hong.

Although Qiao Hong was very busy with work, he immediately agreed to take a vacation.This made Xiao Gou feel a little guilty.As soon as he was immersed in making games, he got a little carried away. Qiao Hong must have suffered a lot of grievances after following him as a workaholic?

Qiao Hong: "...as if you are the only one working. Is your head okay?"

Xiao Gou was dumbfounded.Big Joe is really, he was rarely sensational, and he didn't cooperate at all.

Qiao Hong: "Okay, I will cooperate."

So, Xiao Gou couldn't get up the next day.

Qiao Hong gave Xiao Gou a massage, and Xiao Gou groaned on the bed: "Is it more labor-saving to lie down? Is it more tiring to move?"

Qiao Hong expressed pity: "However, my physical strength is much better than yours. You have a cream belly again. Exercise with me?"

Xiao Gou continued to pretend to be dead.He would rather die in bed than in the gym.

Qiao Hong looked up at the sky.Forget it, as long as all the indicators of Xiao Gou's physical examination are normal, he doesn't expect Xiao Gou to have abdominal muscles.It's all bullshit, what do you dislike, let's make do with it, it's just that I'm tired.

Xiao Gou was still humming.When Da Qiao said that, he still disliked it.

However, even if Da Qiao dislikes me, I still don't want to go to the gym. Anyway, he still has to pamper me after he dislikes me.The confident Xiao Gou was very calm.

……

During the vacation, Xiao Gou didn't eat, drink and have fun every day, he still had to find some other fun.So he took Qiao Hong to make a pixel-style free mobile phone game.

Qiao Hong was very speechless about Xiao Gou's idea of ​​playing games for fun, but such a small game would not take more than 10 minutes a day, and it was indeed for fun rather than work, so Qiao Hong went with Xiao Gou.

So Xiao Gou's workaholic appearance was created by Qiao Hong's pet, it's true.

Xiao Gou made this little game called "Kill the Red Dog".During his travels and vacations, he kept posting pictures and food. Netizens wept under his blog, saying that Xiao Gou's poisoning was too much.Netizens were shocked when Xiao Gou posted a game link instead of scenery and food.What kind of professionalism is it to play a game while on vacation, even if it's just a small game?Puppy, I'm sorry, we missed you, we shouldn't say that Red Dog's other studios have grown fat and can be slaughtered, then you drifted away and became lazy, and now you haven't made a game, so you are such a hardworking dog!

Non-Red Dog fans were shocked by the closed-eyed bragging of Red Dog fans.Xiao Gou made a pixel-style mobile phone game—Pixel Style!cell phone!Games!Not even a semi-virtual game!Red Dog fans can boast that Xiao Gou is the most dedicated in heaven and earth, it's hard to see.

Wake up!Think about how many games Xiao Gou made in the first two years!That's two or three large-scale holographic games every year!Even the best of the year is fighting against himself!

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"You do the math, Xiao Gou used to play two or three large-scale games every year, including large-scale mobile games and semi-virtual games. This year he didn't do anything! Nothing! Has a small mobile game sent you away!"

"Not at all. Didn't Red Dog have two large-scale holographic games this year? Xianjian II and Jinghuayuan continue the quality of Red Dog before. You can't be a leader if you don't end up as a programmer just because you are a puppy. It's Red Dog's game."

"That's right, we have to relax the conditions now. After all, Gouzi is already promising, and the boss will not end in person. Besides, isn't Assassin's Creed still working? It is said that Gouzi is still addicted to a programmer. "

"I think, maybe it's the red dog that doesn't let the puppy end up as a programmer. After all, the manpower is gradually abundant, and the boss should do the job of the boss. How can he always compete with the employees for jobs, right? The puppy only Serve as the chief planner and supervisor, and other work will be handed over to other people, and there may be more games than before in a year."

"This is for sure. The Mirror of Flowers produced by Four Seasons brought by Lao Hou is definitely qualified. Zhang Tan and Wu Haoyu together can be counted as one. Now there are two game studios that can make games. It is said that there are two more games The studio has also received a proposal, if successful, in addition to the puppy, Red Dog can add three additional holographic games a year."

"...Aren't you counting the cost?"

"What is the cost? With our spiritual shareholders, as long as a game is released and a best-selling one is released, Gouzi will not be afraid of losing money."

"Well, Gouzi's waves are all spoiled by you players."

"Laughing and crying, is it true that now we want to play games made by the puppy himself, can we really only play these small mobile games?"

"Not necessarily. Apart from the Assassin's Creed game, which is scheduled to be released on the shelves, what new ideas does the dog have in the future? I don't feel at ease handing it over to others. I guess I will do it myself. It should be possible in a year or two. Make one."

"Don't worry. One game in one or two years is already very productive. Many game studios release one game in four or five years."

"I expect more studios from Red Dog to be promoted successfully, so maybe Red Dog can release four or five games a year."

"Hahaha, are your wallets okay?"

"Very good, I'd rather eat dirt than buy Red Dog's game!"

"Red Dog's game is still very conscientious. Buy one, you can play it forever, and it won't be outdated."

……

"The game is on the shelves, have you passed the first floor?"

"I'm fucked up (fucked)! Go kill the red dog, it's obviously killing the player!"

"I'm convinced, I shouldn't expect the puppy to find out. The game he made on vacation is really to amuse the players."

"The game experience is extremely bad! Refund and refund! Oh, it's free, and he knows he's afraid of refunds."

"I guess he is not afraid. The reason why it is free, I guess he wants more non-Red Dog players to try it out, so that more people can be tricked."

"We've passed the fourth floor, and the fifth floor is stuck here at the Four Seasons Game Studio. Lao Hou is too strong to pass."

"Uh... I only met Lao Hou on the sixth floor."

"It seems that Lao Hou may appear in the Four Seasons Game Studio, or in his office."

"...Worshiping the great god, I can't survive on the first floor! How are you so fast! Do you have a strategy!"

"There is no strategy, it all depends on the face."

"I say!"

……

After the players played this little game, there were almost no people who said that Xiao Gou had a conscience. There was a lot of scolding on the Internet, and there were tall buildings asking for a strategy everywhere on the game forum.

The game anchors stopped their holographic games one after another, and were forced by the audience to clear the game of killing dogs.

The game is titled "Kill the Red Dog," but players are actually being killed.The main line of the game is very simple. Players are players. They have to enter Red Dog's office building, find Xiao Gou's office on the sixth floor, and shoot Xiao Gou.

Kill Gouzi is a decryption "horror" game. After entering the office, players will meet various employees of Red Dog and even the sweeping aunt.Players sometimes need to search the surrounding environment to decrypt to get the keys to go upstairs or open other offices; sometimes employees will suddenly turn into monsters, and players need to run to get rid of the monsters.

Generally speaking, when the player finds the key, the employees will transform and they should escape.

In addition to deciphering and escaping, employees may also make demands on players, and players need to decipher to find answers.But whether it will be killed in seconds does not depend on whether the players decrypted it correctly, but on the players answering according to the situation after finding the real answer.If the players judge that they will be hunted down no matter what, they must find a way to escape in advance - the strategy recommends that players find a way to escape before answering, because the trigger conditions set by Xiao Gou are too excessive, you can't touch it at all to the head.

But escaping is not so easy, Xiao Gou also set up many interesting levels to trap players.Players must concentrate on breaking the trap set by Xiao Gou.For example, in some traps, the player took the wrong key, and was sent to the first floor and started again. It was so angry that people smashed their phones.

There will also be "mobile bosses" on each floor of Red Dog. The difficulty of mobile bosses is very high, but if you can "defeat" mobile bosses, the rewards you will get are also very attractive.

For example, Qiao Hong, a mobile boss that no player has ever won, if you can complete the task given by Qiao Hong, you can directly send it to Xiao Gou's office—why no player knows the reward even if he has won it?Of course it was because there was only one such lucky person, and that was Xiao Gou himself.This guy posted the game screen recording. He met Qiao Hong on the first floor, and then completed the decryption task given by Qiao Hong. He teleported directly to his office, shot himself, and passed the game in seconds.

After watching this video, the players are scolding Xiao Gou for cheating on themselves, and they don't believe that the boss Qiao Hong can survive.

The reason is simple, Qiao Hong's speed is amazing, the players can't run him at all, let alone answering the questions while escaping.

So how did Xiao Gou become the God of War Qiao Hong?It is obvious that the game designer himself knows the answer and route.

Well, this at least proves that practice makes perfect, maybe you can pass it.

And the reward after defeating the big boss Qiao Hong is very attractive-the character model of Red Dog's Home that Qiao Hong personally drew, not for sale!Can only be obtained after clearing the game!And it is directly bound to the account, it cannot be gifted or purchased!

Local tyrant players scolded Xiao Gou one after another, this guy is trying to force the local tyrant to death with obsessive-compulsive disorder!Not for sale, you ghost!How did you pass this garbage game!Shall we just hire people to go through the customs?Shall we hire you?

Xiao Gou grinned, everyone, don’t get excited, maybe there will be new ways to obtain it in the future, Red Dog never engages in out-of-print stuff.And after everyone understands the rules, they will definitely be able to pass the test.It's just that he was angry with him on the way to pass the level.

Besides the boss Qiao Hong, Lao Hou is also a mobile boss.After the boss is defeated, there will also be a gift, that is, the furniture of the Red Dog Home with the theme of Flowers in the Mirror.But after confirming that the tokens can be purchased in the future, the local tyrant is still calm.If you can't pass the game, just buy it.A problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.

So Xiao Gou, can you put the character models drawn by Da Qiao on the shelves too!Can we buy it with tokens!Don't make any giveaways!

Xiao Gou pretended to be dead for a while, until his friends were protesting, and then came up weakly and said that this character model will be on the shelves for a limited time when Red Dog celebrates its anniversary, and can be purchased with tokens.However, I still hope that everyone can get it for free by clearing the game, because there are so many routines in this game, and players can get it after they are proficient.

After the players learned that this character model can be bought with tokens, they breathed a sigh of relief, and then put more effort into clearing the game.

It must be hard work to get free goodies that must be purchased with tokens.And to be honest, although this game is very irritating, you can't stop playing it, it's a time-killer, and it's poisonous.

What's more, every time they are cheated to death, they want to pass the level even more.If you don't clear the level and shoot Xiao Gou in the head, wouldn't you have died so many times in vain?

Xiao Gou, that hateful dog, still taunted them every time they died, and he used his own voice to taunt.This is also the only place where the game has voice.

The players counted, and the extremely boring Xiao Gou actually recorded as many as a hundred different complaints, trying to make every time the player dies, the complaints are different, and they are very appropriate to the player's death method.

Xiao Gou himself admits that when making this game, lines and recording are the places where he spends the most time.After he finished writing the manuscript, he found a local recording studio and recorded it for a whole day before finishing it.

The players want to cry but have no tears.It takes a lot of money to rent a recording room for a day. Is the cost of your game basically spent here?You said why do you have to be serious in this place?You don't need voice at all, do you know how weak your voice is?

Many voice actors who have worked with Red Dog have posted blogs to complain about Xiao Gou, and they can be compared to professional actors for their true performances.This tone, this emotion, completely concealed the lack of professionalism, it was perfect.If they go to match it, they can't match this effect.

They also joked, thank Xiao Gou for giving the voice actors a life.If Xiao Gou was looking for a voice actor to make complaints about, it is estimated that the voice actor would be sacked when he went out.

Regardless of whether they are just making fun of the heat or simply complaining, or "complimenting" the donor, the influence of Xiao Gou's game is even greater.

Many players who knew that this game was bad, downloaded the game just to complain about Xiao Gou's voice.

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"I downloaded this game just to listen to the voice. I thought I would be calm when I died, but... I was so angry that I almost smashed my phone."

"Look at how smart I am. I lie on the bed when I play this game, so smashing the phone is also hitting the bed, and it won't hurt the phone."

"Who can persuade my wife! Tell her not to play this game! I am willing to wait for the furniture and skins to come out and buy them for her!"

"What happened upstairs? Could it be that your wife abused you after she became irritable?"

"Domestic violence is not enough, she just hit me with her head..."

"Paralyzed show affection, fuck off!"

"My husband is playing this game. I watched him play. After he died, he said 'ah'. Then someone knocked on the door and said he was disturbing the people..."

"Hahahahaha, it's good to disturb the people."

"Has anyone passed the level?! What is the reward for passing the level?"

"No one has passed the level yet. The best progress is to find the puppy's office, but he was killed by opening the door."

"Paralysis still comes to open the door to kill. How to pass the open door?"

"According to the guesses of the bosses, you can hide by opening the door to kill, but there are different traps at Xiao Gou's door, and you need to have different avoidance methods, or use different props, and you have to explore."

"The rewards of the mobile boss are good, and the rewards after customs clearance should be good too."

"I'm worried, the rewards for passing the level will be very bad..."

"Puppy shouldn't be so stingy, right?"

"Not being stingy means not being stingy, but not necessarily not cheating..."

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While helping Xiao Gou massage his waist, Qiao Hong looked at Xiao Gou swiping his phone with a smirk, he leaned up to take a look, and said, "I was guessed, your customs clearance reward is indeed a scam."

Xiao Wan laughed: "My signature photo, how can I call a pit hahahahahahahahaha."

"You just play dead. When you are scolded, I will see how you end up." Qiao Hong was very worried.

After clearing the level, the player registers his address in the Red Dog Home, and will get Xiao Gou's autographed photo.Although it was a real reward, he felt that the players would not be satisfied, and would actually want to kill Gouzi instead.

"You'd better get a virtual reward. Don't end badly at that time." Qiao Hong tried hard to make up.

Xiao Gou sighed: "Okay, okay, sending so many signed photos is quite expensive, so let's add a statue of me to decorate the Red Dog's home."

Qiao Hong: "...No, I don't think this will work."

Xiao Gou sighed: "The statue is a must. In addition, there is a [-]% discount coupon for the whole site, and it can be used together with other discounts."

Qiao Hong said: "This is okay. But... you still want to distribute your own statue?"

Xiao Gou said: "Of course, do you want to include your statue?"

Qiao Hong said: "No, thank you."

Xiao Gou sighed: "I still want to make a statue of the two of us together."

Qiao Hong hurriedly said, "I refuse!"

Xiao Gou sighed.What a show of affection, Da Qiao is just too thin-skinned.

……

Although this game is very difficult, there are always very European bosses who pass the level.

There are even lottery winners, and there are people who have not stepped on the more difficult pits along the way. Naturally, there are people who pass the customs smoothly after a few trials.When this lucky koi cleared the level and gave out his own prize, the players were shocked and turned into mentally retarded faces.

Paralyzed, puppy, don't you want to lose face!A [-]% discount is okay, what the hell is this statue!Still a statue in the pose of "a red heart like the sun"!Don't you feel ashamed!

Moreover, this statue is also specifically marked as not for sale, and it will not appear in the future, it can only be obtained through the game!Don't you feel the panic on your face!

Xiao Gou: I don’t think so, it’s really flattering.

Players are confused.Although the [-]% discount coupon is really good, and it can be used together with other discounts, but... this statue is really an eyesore!

After Xiao Gou understood the players' protest, he gave feedback very conscientiously.

His feedback was that the statue could have several poses.Players can switch between any poses at will.For example, waving hands, a red heart facing the sun, golden rooster standing alone, etc.

Players:  …

Players: Is it fun?Is it interesting?

Xiao Gou: Super fun, very interesting.

Players feel that their titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are blind, and the downloads of the game of killing dogs have skyrocketed.The rewards of the mobile boss can be omitted, at worst, they can be bought with money, but the statue of the funny puppy must be obtained!

Qiao Hong was extremely confused.He originally thought that the players would be very disgusted with Xiao Gou's approach, but it was just a joke, if the players were disgusted, it would be a big deal not to display the rewards.Since Xiao Gou was happy, he followed Xiao Gou, and it was not a big deal.

As a result, the number of downloads of this game has been rising steadily. Everyone is cursing and crying that they haven't got the statue yet, and they all ask for strategies.

What made Qiao Hong even more puzzled was that this little game, Xiao Gou, was only available in China——Xiao Gou was just making a small game for fun, and didn't provide a translation for the game, so it wasn't released globally.As a result, the game's live broadcast video on Youtube overwhelmed the most popular Jinghuayuan live video before, and a pixel-style mobile phone game ranked first in the game division.

Foreign players have protested, why is such an interesting game not released globally.When the Red Dog game said that there was no translation, foreign players said that they could help with the translation for free.

Foreign players have said so, how can the Red Dog game allow players to translate for free?They had no choice but to urgently find someone to translate Mr. Xiao's joke, and then put it on the shelves all over the world.

Because there are quite a lot of lines, and the translation needs to be down-to-earth, it costs a lot of money.However, it has already earned back after it was launched in China, so Red Dog Games is still not stingy about this aspect.

When the game was launched globally, the game immediately soared to the top of the monthly free list, and even had a tendency to hit the total historical record.

Overseas players are very enthusiastic about this game, and even more enthusiastic about Xiao Gou's statue.Many game anchors praised Xiao Gou's statue as being too artistic, Xiao Gou is simply an artist.Such a statue would be a perfect match for their Red Dog home.

Qiao Hong: I don't know the word "art" anymore.

So Xiao Gou just made a joke and got on the list again.Other game companies want to cry but have no tears.Why does Xiao Gou make any game that people buy, don't you think this game is mentally handicapped?Why do you players die and die for no reason, calling this game an idiot, pure disgusting players abusing players, no fun at all, yet you still spend so much time on this game every day?The number of downloads and the number of online users of this game are so terrible?What the hell is going on with you being so upright?

Although Xiao Gou's abusive little game became popular and successful, no game company dared to follow suit.

They always feel that if they make a disgusting game, they will be scolded to death by the players.Don't expect any sales at all, but there will be a lot of complaints.

With Xiao Gou like this, people can't follow suit at all, and they don't know how he succeeded.

The staff of other game companies scolded and thought about it while playing, and while they were poisoned, they didn't know how the poison was made. It was so ugly.

They decided that they must clear the game and shoot this damn Xiao Gou in the head!