[Comprehensive] All the games I've played have come true

It's the Q of Spades...

Previously, Shencheng tentatively learned some scattered knowledge about the meaning of playing cards from some games.

But not much, about poker... She is better at games such as Doudizhu, and she has a lot of money in Happy Doudizhu, with a lot of money and hundreds of millions of Happy Beans.

As for the Q of Spades, Shencheng only vaguely remembers that this card is the only queen card with weapons among the four "Q" cards. The character on this card is often the ancient Greek goddess of war.

...full of unimportant information.

Shencheng didn't care, just watched the red-haired clown on the screen after kissing and flying out of the Q of Spades, twisting his waist and leaving, his 8cm high-heeled shoes stepped on the marble tiles, making a crisp sound.

This guy who was called "Hisso" during the phone call, after saying something unclear, decisively gave Mistry a lot of skill books for nothing, and then patted his ass and left.

No matter how stupid a person is, he would not regard Hisoka with this strange ability as an ordinary circus clown at this moment.

...there may be more roads! !

Shencheng knew.

Although his appearance is slightly younger, and he does not have the inherent characteristics such as long white beard and crutches, this cannot conceal Hisoka's true face!

Yes, in fact, Hisoka is the kind of old man in light novels who equips the protagonist with skills for nothing, has a slightly weird personality but always takes good care of the protagonist's growth, and even gives away his granddaughter to be the protagonist's wife for nothing!

She looked at the bumpy red-haired clown on the screen, with a butt and legs, and a fucking thin waist, and fell into thought.

...Looking at the queen of spades inserted behind her and kissed on the wall.

Shen Cheng hesitated to speak.

In the end, he made up his mind to stop the red-haired clown.

Her fingers tapped heavily on the screen.

[Mistry: Wait.

Hisoka: Um~ What's the matter?

The red-haired clown twisted his waist and turned sideways while holding the phone. ]

... This pose reminded Shencheng of the poses of models he had seen in some fashion magazines, but after careful taste, Shencheng, who was once awarded the honorable title of "4399 Dress Up Game King", felt that this exaggerated movement was more Like the pose of the protagonist in the dress-up mini-game.

...It even has a jojo-like charm!

[Mistry didn't answer directly, but turned her head to look at the Q of Spades card that was thrown out.

The red-haired clown followed her gaze and looked at the Q of Spades.

At this moment, Mystery spoke.

Mystery: ...Be careful with your hygiene. ]

That's right, something that people touch around a lot, like playing cards, can contain as many bacteria as banknotes.

It is very unhygienic to touch directly with the lips, and every child should have been educated about this in kindergarten.

Shencheng guessed that this kind of "grandfather" must have been away from kindergarten for too long before he forgot this point.

The protagonist of the game who has been given skills for nothing should reciprocate, and remind him kindly.

What is gratifying is that the other party's reply was "Really~thank you for your concern↓", and the tone was not as turbulent as before, obviously recognizing the seriousness of the problem.

In the dialog box of the game, the words of another person on the other side of the phone also appeared.

Although theoretically it should be inaudible and inaudible, but considering that this is a game, the player is acting from the perspective of God...

There are various easter eggs and benefits, so it is not surprising that the protagonist can know more things.

[? ? ? :Yes.

? ? ? : You need to pay attention to hygiene, Hisoka. ]

The voice of the person speaking on the phone was indifferent, but he agreed with Shencheng's proposition of "paying attention to hygiene".

...It seems that the person on the other side of the phone is also an understanding person who cares about his friends.

Shencheng thought.

...Afterwards, this sudden episode came to an end, and the red-haired clown left very quickly.

As a seasoned RPG gamer, after the clown left, Shencheng's keen intuition made him not let go of any blind spots—the Q of Spades may not be a simple cutscene prop.

She manipulated Mystery to turn her head to look at the Queen of Spades, click and read its information.

[A common Queen of Spades,

Type: special product

Introduction: This is just an ordinary playing card from a very famous big manufacturer. The quality of the playing card is very good, the design is simple and the lines are clear. Golden weapon.

Note: I have had zero-distance contact with the mouth of a clown in high heels.

Function: After carrying, "body" value +2. ]

Shencheng ignored the content in the "note" and put this thing away.

What is it just to have contact with the mouth of a high-heeled clown?

Besides, what can't the current players do?

For a little game gold coins, the macho player can shout on Twitter that he is willing to marry the rich male president in the game.

Intensity is justice.

Don't underestimate the awareness of the players!

...Anyway, Mystery carried it, not her.

Anyway, this episode is over.

Shencheng would like to criticize the perfunctory and illogical logic of the game script, and praise the conscientiousness of the game CV, artists and models.

But after thinking about it, this game gave players new skills for nothing, which is very conscientious.

Therefore, Shencheng chose to pretend that nothing happened, like a card-drawing mobile game player who was given 30 Saint Quartz or 6000 synthetic jade after the maintenance, and even exaggerated the advantages of the game in his heart.

Of course, Shencheng naturally did not forget the most important thing.

She manipulated the PFP and expanded her personal attribute panel in the game.

Skip the basic values ​​such as strength, agility, body, and fineness, which only increase attributes—now these values ​​have increased from the initial 10-15 to close to 200, which is equivalent to several times the physical fitness of a normal person in reality.

Then click on the extended column at the end of the panel - skills.

[read ability,

Skill Proficiency: 0

Current thoughts: "fine" value X5

Reading system:? ?

Nirvana: None]

As for the mind ability, there is no redundant explanation in the game interface at all, but a regular hexagonal figure is given at the bottom of the panel, and each corner is written with reinforcement system, release system, transformation system, operation system, and realization. Types such as Department and Trait Department.

This is probably the so-called mind system.

After each word, a small plus sign is added, which means the attribute can be assigned. According to Shencheng's research, it is found that the value of the attribute that can be assigned is the essence value.

Since Shencheng doesn't know much about Nian ability at present, it's not easy to add some without authorization.

There was no introduction to the game system, and Hisoka, who looked like a newcomer guiding an elf, put on his pants and left.

This kind of game setting that doesn't even have a guide for newcomers will definitely hit the street immediately if it is changed to a large-scale online game.

Therefore, she chose to keep these allocation points for the time being. Anyway, the attribute points will not lose their legs, and they can be added temporarily when they need to be used.

After all, he is a game player, and he can master the ability proficiently without exercising.

And when you play here, that is, when you reach the height of 200 floors, the gameplay has obviously changed a lot...

Shencheng was thinking about the ability to read, and operated the game character to walk to the other side of the aisle.

That was the direction of the elevator, and Mystery had to take the elevator down a few floors to reach her room.

Speaking of this, I have to mention another setting of this game: after a certain number of games, the game time will pass until the evening, and the player must return to the resting place to rest-because there are no guests in the middle of the night, the sky The arena does not hold games.

Like the setting of many RPG games, go back to the lounge, click on the bed and lie down for a second, and the next day will arrive.

In short, Shencheng is now carrying out this kind of unnecessary and redundant game process.

[Sky Arena, walkway. ]

Nothing happened, the Hisoka event had already been triggered.

[Sky Arena, dedicated elevator room for players. ]

As the scene jumps and the elevator door opens, three familiar figures gradually appear on the screen.

One is an honest man wearing glasses, one is a kid in green clothes with a spiky head, and the other is a dragging silver-haired kid.

——Although Shencheng is only a year or two older than these two people, she still uses "little ghost" as a pronoun in her heart.

[Xiaojie: Ah, he was from that time!

The hedgehog head who seemed to have the liveliest personality spoke first.

But the silver-haired boy who had spoken before put his hands in his pockets, watching with a spectator attitude, without saying a word.

Yun Gu: What a coincidence.

Yun Gu: According to the results released by the Sky Arena, you, Mystery, have advanced to the 200th floor, right? ]

The two greeted Mysteri one after another, but Shencheng was a little confused.

Wasn't the relationship between these three people not very good before?

Why are you still together now?

She thought about it, and quickly typed text to ask them.

[Mistry: Are you reconciled?

Qi Ya showed a hesitant to speak expression, wanted to complain but held back.

Qi Ya: (Which eye of this guy sees that we have been better...)

Qi Ya: (Normal people can see this is the only way to know each other.)

Qi Ya: (What a strange brain circuit.)

Yun Gu: Reconciliation...

A black thread hung down from the back of Yun Gu's head.

Yun Gu: (How can I make up with my husband and wife after quarreling.)

Yun Gu: (Don’t use adjectives indiscriminately, really.)

The honest man made a gesture of reaching out to put his hand on his forehead.

Yun Gu: (It's not good, her thinking is completely led astray.)

Yun Gu reflected on himself, cleared his throat, and spoke again.

Yun Gu: No, I just cleared up some previous misunderstandings.

Xiaojie: Yes!

Xiaojie: Mr. Yun Gu is actually a good man. ]

I was issued a good person card by a child, Brother Glasses.

... Shencheng continued to click backwards.

[Xiaojie is straightforward: Qi Ya and I have been studying with Mr. Yun Gu recently——

Yun Gu: Xiaojie!

Yun Gu called Xiaojie's name to stop him from continuing. ]

——I will answer this question!

Shencheng is very sure.

In the incident that was triggered before, what Yun Gu said should be implying the ability of mind.

[Mistry: I already know.

Yun Gu's movements paused, and he looked at it for a while.

Yun Gu: Indeed.

Yun Gu: The flow of "Qi" around your body is no longer so chaotic. ]

On the screen, there is something bright in Yun Gu's eyes.

[Yun Gu: (Obviously not on the 200th floor, but...)

Yun Gu: (A few days ago, I still thought that Mystery was a malleable talent, and I wanted to suggest her to take the hunter exam.)

Yun Gu: (Although I messed it up...)

Yun Gu: (I didn't expect to learn it by myself in such a short period of time...)

Yun Gu: (This is really as terrifying as Xiaojie and Qiya.)

Yun Gu: (Such a person actually found three at a time.)

Yun Gu: (I don't know who this child's teacher is...)]

Shencheng didn't really want to understand his inner world.

So I clicked skip, glanced at ten lines, and quickly understood the key information.

But when it comes to teachers, does the guy named "Hisso" count?

No matter how I think about it, I feel that the red-haired clown is more suitable for the role of "fairy godmother", "grandfather giving treasure", "novice guide elf"...

While Shencheng was thinking about this matter, another line of words flashed across the PFP quickly.

[Backpack check successful.

It is detected that the item "an ordinary spade Q" held by the player can be combined with the current scene character to obtain new information.

use or not? ]

Of course, choose "Yes".

[A playing card falls out of a pocket—]

and many more.

Kansumi stopped tapping PFP.

The props can still fall out of the player's pocket in another dimension?

……Fine.

Apparently, the three characters in the game were also taken aback just like Shencheng.

—although for other reasons entirely.

[Xiaojie: It's playing cards!

Xiaojie: Qi Ya, this is that person's property, right?

Xiaojie's expression gradually became serious.

Chiya: Well, there is nothing wrong with that.

Chiya: It's Hisoka.

Yun Gu: That 200-floor "magician" Hisoka... is it?

Yun Gu: Indeed, that person used it as a weapon in the competition...

Qi Ya: Hey, you.

Qi Ya: Why is there such a thing? ]

Although this character named Qi Ya is young, he speaks with a lot of momentum.

Ah, speaking of this age, most children are precocious.

... Shencheng didn't care about the attitude of the game characters towards her, and answered bluntly with a flick of a finger.

[Mystery: I picked it up.

Mystery: I picked it up with my hands.

Qi Ya: Of course I know that this thing is picked up!

Qi Ya felt that his IQ was insulted.

Qi Ya: (And why do you have to add that it was picked up by hand?)

Qi Ya: (Wait, no)

Qi Ya: (I can't continue to entangle on this issue, I will be brought into a suit.)

Qi Ya calmed down for a moment: ...you met Hisoka, right?

Qi Ya: ... Let me give you a piece of advice.

Chiya: It's better to stay away from that guy.

Mystery: If you're talking about Hisoka in the 8cm high heels and the clown suit...

Mystery: Then I met you.

Mystery: Just now.

Xiaojie grasped the key point: the high heels that Hisoka wore were 8cm.

Xiaojie: It's really amazing to be able to fight in such shoes!

Xiaojie is innocent and serious. ]

Shencheng also thinks Hisoka is very powerful.

She continued to light the PFP and listened to the follow-up plot.

[Qi Ya at the side felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it carefully, cold sweat broke out.

Qi Ya: Powerful is indeed very powerful...

Qi Ya: (If Hisoka knows that others say he is good at this aspect, he probably won’t be happy.)

Chiya: (But that guy is a pervert, so he might be happy on the contrary.)

Qi Ya shook his head, throwing away his fantasies.

He said firmly to Xiaojie: But you can't learn to wear high heels like that Hisoka!

Xiaojie: 8cm high heels... I can't wear them either.

Xiaojie: That would make it impossible to walk.

Qi Ya thought about it, Xiaojie probably meant something wrong, if Xiaojie knew how to wear it, then he might be able to wear it!

Qi Ya: Low heels don’t even work!

Qi Ya thought for a while, worried that Xiao Jie wouldn't listen, and added: If you dress up like Hisoka, don't say you know me when you walk outside.

Xiaojie was puzzled by Qi Ya's sudden words.

He could only promise again and again that he would not imitate Hisoka's dress, and he was relieved after saying Qi Ya several times.

After this interruption, Qi Ya had completely forgotten what he wanted to say.

Xiaojie: ...

Qi Ya: ...

Mystery: ...

Yun Gu: ...

Several people looked at each other in the elevator room, and no one spoke for a while.

It may be because the elevator is about to approach the target floor, or it may be because Yungu finally woke up from the fact that "Hisuo is wearing 8cm high heels".

In short, at this moment, as a responsible and normal person, Yun Gu broke the silence.

Yun Gu: Do you want to learn to read from me? ]

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