[Comprehensive] All the games I've played have come true

On the screen, Dongba's chubby face froze.

[Dongba: (This person is not here to mess things up??)

Dongba: (It’s so deceiving!)

The garlic-nosed uncle stared at Shencheng for a while, always felt that this uninvited guy was laughing at him in his heart, and he didn't stop at all!

Thinking of this, Dongba let out a breath, with a distorted smile on his face, and said as kindly as possible: "Little friend, you don't know this, do you?"

Dongba: Teacher Dongba, it’s not that I can’t pass the exam, but that the exam is too easy and I don’t bother to pass it.

Dongba: This does not reflect my level!

Dongba: I deliberately conducted so many exams, isn't it to serve the majority of candidates!

Dongba: Don't you believe us?I have studied the educational experience of famous universities such as Hengshui and Maotudanchang.

Dongba: He even studied with the Thunder King—Professor Yang!

Dongba: Guaranteed that after the students come in alive...

He racked his brains to make up some fancy words, but unexpectedly, Mystery interrupted him directly.

Mystery has no expression on her face: she came in briskly and went out sideways, right?

Hearing this, Dongba took another deep breath, turned around and sipped the instant noodles, and then he recovered, and continued to speak swearingly.

Dongba: Of course, whether you register or not, and whether you study or not is your business. In the end, it has nothing to do with the teacher if you fail the hunter exam.

Dongba: Teacher, I still get my salary and bonus anyway. ]

Shencheng felt that these words were subtly familiar.

At the same time, it was subtly unpleasant, as if it was a fallacy I heard somewhere, vaguely forcing others to do something.

Shencheng suddenly became expressionless and cold as ice.

While seeing through that this is a fake training class, Shencheng wanted to run away when she saw a good one—not wasting time and energy on meaningless plots is also one of her game principles.

But this sentence really reminds me of something bad.

Shencheng's hand that was pressing the [Leave] button turned 180° and turned back.

[Mystery: Teacher Dongba.

Mystery: In your professional training class, why can't you even afford a receptionist?

Mystery: How can people entrust their children's education to you? ]

Shencheng clicked the button continuously with one hand, his spirits were high, his writing was flowing, and he showed the air of a parent questioning the cram school teacher.

[Dongba is taken aback.

He interfaced: Isn't it true that the mountains are not high and the water is not deep?

Dongba earnestly said: You young people are too squeamish. In those days, what kind of difficult environment did our generation not live in?

Dongba: The harder it is, the more students can understand the truth that learning can change their destiny! ]

Shencheng felt more and more that something was wrong.

She babbled a few random words to herself, but this person followed him anyway, and became more energetic, singing to each other as if they were talking about cross talk.

Shencheng thought for a while, imagined the scene, and shook his head heavily.

Even if one day a Tokyo two-person cross talk group debuts, it's impossible for Shencheng himself to choose something like Dongba!

It looks very faceless and embarrassing.

If you have to choose, choose the one who can talk and looks like the protagonist.

As she thought about it, the movements of her hands didn't stop.

[Mystery: Speaking of which.

Mystery: You said before that if you fail the exam, you will get a full refund——

Dongba: Of course it is true, I guarantee it!

This garlic-nosed uncle's words are honest and honest, it doesn't seem to be fake. ]

In front of the screen, the champagne-haired girl looked calm and saw through Dongba's tricks at a glance.

The more honest this kind of guy is, the easier it is to be set as a two-dimensional boy in the two-dimensional world.

[Mistry: Although this is true.

Mystery: But it's all because of the students who failed the exam...

Mystery: They didn't come back alive, did they? ]

Since he couldn't come back alive, he naturally couldn't ask Dongba to ask for the tuition fee of the 1000 million precepts.

This is an easy reason to figure out, just like survivor bias.

Shencheng typed confidently, and suddenly regained the feeling of playing verbal debate games.

[Dongba's complexion changes.

Dongba: (Damn it, a person with normal IQ came here today!)

Dongba: (Now I’m going to make a trick!)]

——It seems that the average IQ level in this world is really worrying...

Before Shencheng had time to worry about the average IQ of this game world, he was caught off guard by Dongbala and entered the battle round.

Dongba in the game seized the opportunity, with a ferocious face and a fierce look, and with lightning speed, he took out a small spray-like can from his pocket.

——What anti-wolf spray do you, a middle-aged uncle, bring?

Shencheng, who knew Dongba's sneak attack intention from the dialog box, was not in a hurry. With a light swipe of his right thumb, the game character was immediately controlled, and also took a step towards the side to avoid being attacked by the "anti-wolf spray". .

Strange, pale green gas spread in the air.

Just by looking at the color, you can tell that there must be something bad in this jar.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Dongba couldn't make a single blow, so he turned his wrist, opened the distance, and turned sideways to press the switch of the spray bottle continuously.

However, his stature and movements are too clumsy.

Perhaps Dongba's movements can be considered agile and vigorous compared to ordinary people...

But for Shencheng, who has played more than 100 layers in the Sky Arena, he is very handy in dealing with this kind of rookie.

Her basic attribute value is not lower than that of the opponent in front of her, and at the same time, she has experienced a lot of battles, and she has a miraculous operation level and combat awareness-just at the game level.

It can be said that the opponents Shencheng has faced, ranging from low-level slime goblins, intermediate gladiator magicians, high-level dragons, ghosts and other mythical creatures, are all-encompassing and all-encompassing. Together, they can circle the earth.

The used combat modes range from turn-based to war chess-based, gun battle mode to LOL mode, everything that one expects to find.

Of course, a Dongba can't trouble her.

[Mistry: You are dead. ]

Accompanied by this pretentious and famous line, Dongba was hit to the vitals with a fist by Mystery, who suddenly possessed her forward, and fainted to the ground.

Just when Shencheng was thinking about whether to go up to make up the knife, a block of black characters appeared in the center of the screen in time——

[You have obtained 10 freely distributable attribute points. ]

Immediately, as if she was afraid that Mystery would really kill her, soon another sentence appeared on the screen:

[The other party has been seriously injured, hero, please forgive him! ]

The red font is very eye-catching.

With some regret, Shencheng gave up the decision to make up the knife, and started touching the corpse instead.

In the game "Overcoming Difficulties with Xiaojie", the interface when touching the corpse is similar to the interface for picking up equipment when eating chicken.

...This is a normal game for players of all ages. Naturally, it is impossible to have a discordant scene where the enemy's whole body equipment is stripped clean.

As for Dongba...

Shencheng overturned the random speculation before, such a disheveled and sinister middle-aged uncle can never be the hidden protagonist of the game.

I don't have the brains to ask others to do it.

She searched and found some scattered cash, ecstasy, soul medicine and other things on the unconscious Dongba's body.

He played the basic principles that the protagonist of an RPG game should follow, and explored every corner of the house.

Shencheng, who often fights wits and bravery with Gou.bi, is well versed in the game's insidious routines, even didn't let go of the toilet tank...

Take it all apart!

The last loot was tens of millions of nuns and a mobile phone.

Shencheng put all the belongings into the backpack with one click, and was not surprised: "I knew this guy had money in his pocket."

The real poor can't afford cup noodles—they buy them in bags.

Shencheng manipulated the characters to tidy up the scene, turned around and left without a trace of guilt in his heart.

She won't do it first, but if someone finds her head, it's another matter.

As for whether this battle was caused by his own inappropriate remarks... Shencheng doesn't care, because if he has strength, he can do whatever he wants.

So, let's go back to the Sky Arena next.

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