[Comprehensive] All the games I've played have come true

"I just have a bigger skeleton, what do you mean?"

Miji's first reaction is to argue for his own dignity.

unacceptable.

He felt that what he said just now seemed to be saying that he was obese in the open and in the dark!

But he is 1.8 meters tall and has a big frame. Isn't this weight justified!

The second brother's off-line reaction also left everyone speechless.

Is it time to say this?Didn't you realize who the person was talking to you just now?

Mi Ji's chubby body panted for a while, and quickly let go of the matter, and began to pour bitterness on everyone:

"I don't know what's going on!"

"In the beginning, the development of the strategy situation was normal. I had a lot of people in my hand, and I was only a little short of the final success."

As he spoke, he pinched a gap with his thick fingers, indicating that it was only a little bit.

"But then things suddenly changed!"

"Some girls ignored me completely, and one just poured coffee in my face!"

"Hey, wait—why do I feel like you're the one with the problem?"

Qi Ya heard half of it, and couldn't help raising his eyes and questioning.

"Yeah, isn't this the behavior of scum?"

Xiaojie nodded.

He also intuitively felt that this amount was too much.

Mi Chi was overwhelmed by the question, and after glancing at the annoying little devils, he continued to tell his story:

"To make matters worse, there was another JK who went crazy halfway and tried to stab me with a hatchet. Fortunately, I dodged quickly!"

When the second brother of the fat house narrated this past event, he was so vivid and full of emotion that he almost burst into tears.

He thought that his time in the city of love would be wonderful.

There is no big brother, let alone the task of big brother, there are virtual beautiful girls all over the city.

But why did things end up like this?

Just thinking about it, Mi Chi showed a bitter face.

This miserable appearance not only amused all the friends, but even Hisoka, who somehow got into the conversation perfectly and gave him advice, squinted his eyes.

Shencheng commented, "I asked for it myself."

"That was a vicious...incident."

Aluka said, before Mi Ji was moved, he added in time, "I mean what you did, second brother."

"You, you can't."

Later, Hisoka also participated in the criticism and struggle meeting against Miji with great interest.

The man in the clown suit pointed at the poker in his hand and said jokingly, "Still don't you know what you did wrong?"

"You can tell by looking at it."

"You've played some games and become self-righteous, but you're actually a virgin with no experience at all."

——Totally hit the mark!

The children couldn't help squinting and looking away.

But speaking of it, why Hisoka can appear here so naturally, and still talk about the results of the ridiculous and tragic strategy?

"...!"

Mi Ji felt that he was seriously offended, and planned to swear.

Be careful what you say!

What a virgin, he is clearly going to be a magician!

Just as he opened his mouth, he turned his head to take a closer look, and found that the person who came was actually an acquaintance of his elder brother.

Of course, this fat house who manages a lot of information in the family knows that Hisoka's strength is probably at the same level as that of his elder brother, and his personality is said to be quite bad.

—— Mi Ji immediately closed his mouth wisely and swallowed the words back into his stomach.

He didn't even dare to ask this guy when he came to the island of greed, the city of love, what purpose he had, and whether he had something to do with his elder brother.

He only dared to force Lai Lai unconvinced in a low voice: "What, don't you understand it very well?"

In the end, the ridiculous words gradually became quieter.

Because he found that Hisoka really seemed to understand.

This strangely dressed clown not only looks far better than the yellow hair in galgame, but also from the aspect of appearance and physical fitness, the ability of "that aspect" should not be bad.

This kind of person is really disgusting!

Mi Ji scolded angrily in his heart, if he didn't know that he couldn't beat a guy of Hisoka's level at all...he would have assassinated him a long time ago, how could he compromise like he is now?

After much deliberation, he decided to say something to restore his image.

In fact, Mi Ji is a very flexible person. Maybe he realized his mistake at the moment when all the strategies failed and everyone shouted and beat him, but he just refused to admit it.

"I see, it's because I'm attacking too many characters at the same time, right?"

Like a student who is rushing to answer questions in front of the teacher, the flesh is shaking on his cheeky and confident face.

Then, like a student explaining to his teacher why he did a wrong question, he turned to say indignantly:

"But this is not my problem, it's because the designer's thinking is too narrow!"

"Those designers didn't consider the player's desire to attack multiple characters at all! How could I give up any of them? I can't make a choice at all!"

This rubbish man's behavior is described in a high-sounding, fresh and refined way.

It's just that a mountain is taller than a mountain, because Hisoka's answer is——

"Totally wrong."

"Sure enough, there is no understanding."

Hisoka said in boredom, as if he, as a love mentor, had given up on Mi Ji, an unsupportable fool, "It doesn't matter what kind of thing it is, it's because your time management ability is too bad."

Mi Ji Fat Rou shuddered: "What...?"

"Is there anything wrong?"

Hisoki said, "If you can arrange your itinerary perfectly, you won't be discovered, let alone fall into this fate."

This is simply blasphemy.

Qi Ya's eyes were wide open when he heard it: "It's too bad..."

Fortunately, he thought Hisoka could say something in line with public values, such as teaching the second brother not to split his legs into an octopus, etc. In the end, co-authoring is a matter of time management ability?

He was so naive.

Hisoka really can't spit ivory out of a dog's mouth.

Xiaojie was dubious: "Is that so?"

"No, no." Shencheng and Yalujia hurriedly pushed Xiaojie's head down from left to right, telling him not to listen to Hisoka's nonsense.

It's not good to teach children badly.

After hearing this answer, Mi Ji was too shocked to speak, and in a sense, he became awed by Hisoka.

Everyone's simple thoughts were thrown into chaos by Hisoka for a moment.

The second brother remained silent for a long time, he was deeply aware of his mistake, and now he really reflected on himself.

There will be another master of time management in this world, a fat scumbag with no use for his abilities.

And at this historic moment, a handsome adult man in black clothes suddenly rushed out from the other side of the street. He was covered in blood and seemed to be seriously injured.

The man staggered over with a painful expression, but fell very precisely at Shencheng's feet.

The children were all dumbfounded.

Shencheng twitched the corners of his mouth: "Pengci?"

"You can think so."

Hisoka recommended with great experience, "This is the easiest strategy and one of the most popular character types. As long as you save him, the other party will fall in love with you at first sight~"

"It's so clichéd...and the injury is like this, no matter how you look at it, it's an idiot!"

Before Shencheng had time to say anything, Qi Ya was the first to despise him.

And because he knew it was just a virtual NPC, he inflicted a second injury on the wounded——

Qi Ya kicked the unconscious man in black to Mi Ji's side.

Compared with the second brother, this man really looks more handsome.

Qi Ya looked at the two people, and after a bad thought in his mind, he came up with an idea: "Hey, Mi Chi, why don't you come and save this man?"

"Anyway, all the female characters in this love city have blacklisted you. Even if you start learning time management now, it won't help."

"However, if you don't stick your gender so hard, maybe you still have a chance?"

Qi Ya said with a sneer while pointing at the man lying on the ground with his finger.

"A road never imagined."

Shencheng read the words word by word at the side.

The greatest advantage of human beings is imagination.

But Mi Ji obviously didn't appreciate it.

He immediately jumped up, proving his innocence and saying: "I'm not interested in men! Qi Ya, don't think of using me as a garbage disposal!"

"Don't be so absolute, this is your last chance in the city of love." Qi Ya shrugged, "Besides, I didn't say you are a trash can, you said it yourself."

"I'm afraid it can't be done."

Hisoka interrupted in time, his image at this time is completely a soul teacher in the eyes of Mi Ji.

He eloquently explained, pointing out the puzzle for everyone:

"Although on the surface, male and female players in the city of love can only attack the opposite sex, but in fact it is not the case."

"The plot of each character here is open to all players, but the default setting is heterosexuality."

It's a pretty inclusive game.

Teacher Xi continued with a look of understanding,

"That is to say, once you are blacklisted, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, you will become unable to attack."

Mi Chi breathed a sigh of relief.

Shencheng was really shocked this time: "Why do you even know this?"

What is Guimu Guima?Who is the God of Raiders who only knows how to attack female characters?

Look at Hisoka, whether it is a male-oriented strategy or a female-oriented strategy, as well as the internal judgment mechanism of the city of love, it seems to know everything clearly.

In comparison, the second brother Qi Ya, who has been playing for so long but is lonely, is simply a dish among dogs.

"Obviously."

The way Qiya looked at Hisoka gradually changed.

He thinks that this belongs to the kind of rotten person who doesn't care about meat and vegetables, and it's normal to do anything, "This guy has definitely tried it."

Xiaojie slapped his head: "Hey, it turns out Hisoka is bisexual!"

The child directly said it in a tone that he thought Hisoka was very powerful.

However, Shencheng had a different idea: "I don't think so."

"He should be a psychopath, he doesn't seem like someone who would play this kind of pure love game in the city of love."

"It's not at the same level as being ridiculous."

After hearing this, Mi Ji became annoyed again: "Why did you mention me all of a sudden?"

Damn it, if he couldn't afford to offend these brats, he would have killed people long ago.

"I know it's abnormal, but what kind of psychological problem is this?"

Alluka can be understood literally, but what exactly is it?

"And it's quite a special type." Shencheng said that as a surfer, she is very well-informed. "Children should not know too much, because such things will not pass the review."

"Probably to be satisfied through strange hobbies, ordinary people have a hobby of cross-dressing."

Qi Ya couldn't help complaining: "This is no longer common... By the way, doesn't the description of cross-dressing hobby fit him well?"

"Probably there is a little difference. He is the type to stimulate himself with the pleasure of fighting and violent behavior." Shencheng analyzed randomly.

"Gender is just an irrelevant factor."

It is very inaccurate to use the conventional method of straight, gay, bisexual to divide.

That's why Shencheng wondered why Hisoka came to Love City and knew the rules so well.

...He's not the kind of love game lover who is funny.

"Shencheng, what you said seems to make sense."

For a moment Xiaojie was not sure who was right.

The only thing everyone can agree on is that Hisoka is definitely a pervert.

Seeing that the topic was getting farther and farther away, they were all arguing about Mr. Hisoka's strange xp.

The person who was being discussed didn't take it seriously, and let it go freely, even as excited as a high school girl listening to a horoscope personality analysis.

But which statement is correct?

When the children boldly asked themselves, Hisoka cunningly answered the questions with rhetorical questions.

"So, what's the answer~?"

All he got was this kind of plausible answer, and there was no flaw in his expression.

It can be seen that Hisoka is not only good at time management, but also good at fooling people.

"Next, let's talk about business."

Teacher Xi quickly changed the subject.

Mi Ji trembled when he heard that, he was afraid that this person came to collect debts for Yiermi.

He could only pray desperately in his heart that he wasn't the big brother or the big brother.

"I came to Love City for a card."

"It can even be said that entering the island of greed is for it."

"That is--"

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