[Comprehensive martial arts] Cannon fodder woman

When Yang Guo met his parents for the first time, he was so nervous that Lu Xiaoman laughed at him:

"The famous Condor Hero is also afraid sometimes? Don't you call yourself crazy? My parents don't know how to eat people, why are you nervous?"

Yang Guo was so annoyed by her attitude that his teeth itch, and after a while he hugged someone stickily and acted like a baby:

"I'm afraid they will be dissatisfied with me... What if my father-in-law and mother-in-law refuse to marry you to me?"

Seeing that Lu Xiaoman was only smiling and didn't say a few words he wanted to hear, Yang Guo had no choice but couldn't swallow it, so he just held her face and kissed her carelessly, like a puppy that hasn't been weaned.Lu Xiaoman wiped the saliva on his face, pushed it twice but did not push it away, so he let him go.

"Okay, okay, they won't be dissatisfied with you, you are so nice, who wouldn't like it?"

In the end, she comforted Yang Guo softly, and after hearing this, Yang Guo immediately smiled, his eyebrows stretched out, and his eyes sparkled.

"Then you like me too?" His laughter shook from his chest, with a bit of youthful frivolity and a little foolishness.

Lu Xiaoman didn't speak, just stared at him very tenderly, the air became thick and charming again, Yang Guo lowered his head and kissed her fluttering eyelashes, then the tip of his nose, cheeks, and finally his lips.This is a kiss full of love and tenderness, even the most hard-hearted person will not be indifferent.

"How can you be so narcissistic? You are not serious."

She complained softly, but her face was as white as if she had put on rouge, Yang Guo was most surprised by her little appearance of wanting to refuse but also welcoming, and he was tired of hugging people for a while.

But although Lu Xiaoman comforted him in this way, in fact, when her parents knew about Yang Guo's character, they really made a fuss about it.

Because the system couldn't fabricate too complicated an identity, it simply and rudely made him an orphan. He grew up in an orphanage without father or mother.Yang Guo didn't mind, after all his parents died early, he was no different from an orphan.It's just that Lu Xiaoman's parents, as ordinary parents in modern society, still care about this point - the man's family doesn't have any relatives who can talk to him, so no matter how he thinks about it, he feels very unreliable.Coupled with the fact that this young man's appearance is so outstanding, if it wasn't for their mediocre family and the fact that they had almost emptied their family money to treat the girl, they would have suspected that this young man was here to cheat money and sex.

But later it was learned that Yang Guo had a foreign relative (system) who left him a large inheritance. I fell in love with my own girl.

After the official meeting, Lu Xiaoman's parents returned home dizzy, and her mother couldn't help but chatter with her father:

"What kind of shit luck is our girl? On Xiao Yang's condition, she won't have to endure hardships when she gets married, and she doesn't have to serve her in-laws. It will be an uncomfortable life!"

"Look at what you're talking about!" Her father frowned, like a little old man, "No matter what the family's conditions are, the most important thing is that the daughter likes it. I think Xiao Yang is pretty good, so treat her well." , That performance just now is enough to care about."

Just thinking about it, he slapped his thigh again and said:

"No! We still have to investigate for a while, lest this young man do something in front of his face and behind his back!"

Her father was very active, he inspected as soon as he said inspection, and went to battle in person without hesitation—first, he went to their school for more than half a month, asking people everywhere about Yang Guo's personality; Make a surprise inspection to see if the two are getting along in private as they were in front of them.

In the end, he came to a conclusion: the same, if there is a difference, it is that the young lovers are sweeter and act like no one else in private.

So after such a month, Yang Guo lost two catties and her father gained three catties.

In order to leave a perfect image of a good son-in-law in front of his future father-in-law, Yang Guo was very nervous every day, and he was visibly haggard to the naked eye. Lu Xiaoman had to come forward to discuss with his father:

"Dad, after you have investigated for so long, are you still satisfied with Yang Guo? If you don't have any opinions... why don't you go home and find my mother?"

"Satisfied, but satisfied, but..." Her father "just" didn't say anything for a long time, and finally said in a broken way, "It's this kid... too attractive to women! Daughter, don't you I know how many little girls I have found around him these days, you are still young, how can you understand this? Dad has to watch for you!"

"..." Luckily she didn't drink water now, otherwise she would spit it out. At this time, Yang Guo, who had been hiding in the corner listening to the wall, couldn't sit still anymore. He opened the curtain and rushed out to swear to the sky:

"Father-in-law! My son-in-law's love for your daughter can be learned from the sun and the moon! Don't listen to those rumors outside!"

Lu Xiaoman's father was taken aback, he rubbed his chest to calm his mind, and then realized that what he just said was heard by Yang Guo, he immediately blushed and became angry with embarrassment:

"Nonsense! Who is your father-in-law?! What are you talking about!"

Yang Guo curled his lips and didn't dare to refute, he just lowered his eyebrows and sent light waves of grievance to his own wife, seeing him like this, Lu Xiaoman couldn't help but burst out laughing.

After finally coaxing away the angry father-in-law, Yang Guo, who finally figured out what the problem was, covered his face and let out a sigh.

"I'm so wronged..."

"Oh, my father is hard-spoken and soft-hearted. In fact, he is satisfied with you, really."

Lu Xiaoman purred his hair, patiently comforting her like coaxing a child, Yang Guo hugged her and did not let go, it took a long time to show his smile again:

"I don't care, you have to marry me anyway, if they don't agree, I'll...I'll elope with you!"

This guy didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly he said something surprising, Lu Xiaoman pushed him, and pretended to be angry:

"You've grown courageous, Yang Xiaoguo, and you're still running away. If my dad hears this, you'll be finished, you know?"

Yang Guo said that he was not worried, but he still looked at the door several times honestly, as if he was afraid that his father-in-law would really leave and come back, and he heard his stupid words.

"Well, I'm joking, so what do you say, or else I'll wear a mask to cover my face?"

It's not like he hasn't done this kind of thing before. In the years when he was a "Condor Hero", in order to block all kinds of peach blossoms, he spent most of his time walking outside with a mask.At that time, the girls' face was low, most of them were reserved and shy, and most of them just hinted at them; while girls in modern society are more bold and unrestrained, and there are often strange girls asking him for contact information on the street for no reason, what can he do? Just say "Sorry I don't use a phone."

"..." Lu Xiaoman choked on his slapstick words, got up and left after seeing him, "Nervous."

More than two years passed in a flash, Lu Xiaoman was busy with his internship in his senior year, and the frequency of dating between young couples plummeted. Yang Guo couldn't bear the days of getting together less and leaving more, so he softly coaxed her to get engaged first.Naturally, she had no objection, and quickly agreed, but Yang Guo spent a lot of effort on the second elder's side to finally let the two of them let go.

At the engagement banquet, a large group of family members came from the woman's side, and Yang Guo was alone on the man's side. Seeing him walking around his daughter's side like a pitiful little man, Dad Man, who has always been picky about him, feels sorry for him. kid.

"Girl, you young people are going to play with you, and I will greet your mother with relatives."

Her father had a stubborn temper, and he spoke so obliquely when he was clearly concerned about others, but Yang Guo could still hear it—the old man was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable in front of many elders.Unexpectedly, although the father-in-law didn't have a good face towards him on weekdays, he actually cared about him so much in his heart.

Yang Guo was delighted in his heart, and immediately agreed with a bright expression:

"Okay, thank you Dad!"

Lu Xiaoman's father was so angry that Lu Xiaoman's father was blowing his beard and staring at this stupid look, but there was nothing he could do about him.

The two of them sat down at the table of their peers, and Lu Xiaoman's cousins ​​and cousins ​​were all here.Her cousin Lu Xiaoshuang has just entered high school this year, she is an innocent young girl, she usually likes to watch romantic plots in those idol dramas.This time, when I saw such a tall and handsome guy like Yang Guo for the first time, my eyes immediately lit up, and I pestered my cousin to tell her about the beautiful experience of the two from acquaintance to love.

Lu Xiaoman: "..."

Thank you, boyfriends are obtained through time and space, you can wear them too.

"Well, there's nothing I can't say." In order to help her out, Yang Guo took the initiative to take on this important task and said with a smile, "Actually, I fell in love with your sister at first sight. You don't know how hard your sister is to chase after. It took a lot of effort to catch her."

"Really?" The cousin was really aroused, and asked with surprise on her face. She was young and sweet, and she didn't show any conceit when she shouted. Your name is Yang Guo, so is my sister your little dragon girl?"

"Ahem...!" Lu Xiaoman almost choked, Yang Guo's hand hidden under the table lightly hooked her palm, revealing an inexplicable smile.

"How can Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv be as happy as me and your sister?"

Xiaoshuang, a martial artist who lost his way, quit immediately, curled his lips and said:

"Cousin brother-in-law, although you are indeed not ordinary, there is no need to be so confident. Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv are a couple of gods and gods. If you want good looks, you need force and force. Let's not talk about Xiaolongnv , Yang Guo alone, almost all the young female characters in "The Legend of Condor Heroes" like him, which is not enough to prove that he is attractive? You and Yang Guo have the same name and surname, so you must know his deeds, don't you Don't you envy him?"

"No matter how many people like him, what's the point if none of them are what he wants?" Yang Guo raised the corners of his lips slightly, and said jokingly, "I think he is actually a very poor person who has lived his entire life. It's so miserable. Someone asked if that kind of life is what he wants? If I could choose, I would certainly not want to be him. Besides, I am already a hundred times luckier than other Yang Guos in the world to be able to marry your sister. Why should I envy others? ?”

"..." Realizing that she couldn't talk to him, Lu Xiaoshuang let out an angry "hum", and sat alone for a while sullen.But not long after, she quietly approached Lu Xiaoman again, silently giving her a thumbs up:

"Sister, you have really good eyesight."

Lu Xiaoman didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but at this time Yang Guo was still laughing unscrupulously at the side, her face was burning, and she pinched him twice in anger.

Yang Guo took her hand and kneaded it lightly, as if he was acting like a baby, or begging for mercy.

For Lu Xiaoman, life after the engagement didn’t seem to have changed much, but Yang Guo was very happy. He felt that he had finally “got a name”, so he started booking hotels early, looking for a wedding team, buying big items, Decorate the wedding room, try dishes, etc.

Both of them are newbies who are getting married for the first time. Fortunately, Lu Xiaoman's parents are there to help them, otherwise they will really be overwhelmed.

On the first day Yang Guo turned 22, the first thing he did when he woke up in the morning was to take Lu Xiaoman to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get his certificate.The next step is the official wedding process, there are so many complicated and troublesome things to do, Lu Xiaoman almost wants to hire someone to marry her for her - but obviously this is not feasible, she can only be as busy as a spinning top Non-stick.

After a whole day, although her physical fitness is much stronger than the average person, she will be exhausted at night.Yang Guo was still very excited, he talked twice as much as usual, he kept talking about his wife and family, and he would no longer be alone... Then he hugged Lu Xiaoman and giggled.

After that, another unexpected thing happened——Yang Guo became popular on the Internet because of his bravery.Netizens linked him with "Yang Guo" in "The Legend of Condor Heroes", saying that he is a "contemporary Condor Hero" - not only the name is the same as the Condor Hero, but also his appearance and chivalrous heart are also very consistent with "Yang Guo". "image of.Some performing arts companies even contacted him, wanting to make his debut as "Yang Guo".

Yang Guo: ...No need.

After he refused, Lu Xiaoman still felt a little regretful, after all, the miraculous scene of "I play myself" is wonderful when you think about it-he is indeed in line with the personality of "Yang Guo" in all aspects, because he is Yang Guo in the first place!

In an era of information explosion, social hotspots are updated very quickly. It didn't take long for the discussion of this matter to pass, and the lives of the two returned to calm.

In the third year after becoming a legal couple, Lu Xiaoman was pregnant with a baby.She went to the hospital to check that all indicators were normal, but she was inexplicably uneasy.

She couldn't explain this uneasiness clearly, and she couldn't find out the source with scientific means. At first, everyone thought it was just ordinary maternal anxiety, but in the later stage, she even woke up at night often, terrified in her heart.

Yang Guo blamed himself very much for this, feeling that he did not take good care of her, and was so distressed that he could not sleep all night, Lu Xiaoman comforted him:

"Didn't we survive all the storms and waves? Don't forget that I have died once. What's more...can it be worse than last time?"

Speaking of this, she suddenly realized something—everything has its own laws of operation, but with the help of the system, she who was supposed to die changed her life against the sky and came back to life again. Does this violate the laws of the world?She is in good health and the baby is developing well. Logically speaking, everything should go well, but what if God doesn't want her to survive?This may be a kind of early warning in the dark.

After figuring this out, she had a certainty in her heart.Sure enough, the closer the expected date of delivery was, the stronger the ominous premonition became, and the day of delivery was once critical.But just when she was about to lose consciousness, a force suddenly emerged from her body. This force was gentle and firm, enveloping the fragile little life in her body, like a mother's big hand, shielding her from the wind and rain of the outside world rain.

So Lu Xiaoman understood that this was the "third gift" given to her by the system.

A few minutes later, the baby was finally born, a delicate and lovely little princess.The first cry she uttered woke up her mother, and the mother and daughter overcame the difficulties together, announcing to the world that they survived successfully!

Under the effect of the anesthetic, Lu Xiaoman quickly fell asleep, and when he woke up again, his body was refreshed.Her stomach was flat, and she was not used to it, so she subconsciously stretched out her hand to touch it, and then Yang Guo, who was guarding the side, tightly grasped her hands.

His eyes were red, his eyes were bloodshot, his lips were pale, and his face was haggard. He looked even more embarrassed than a pregnant woman who had just given birth.

"No more, never again in the future! But you must, please don't scare me again, okay?"

Yang Guo, who has always been fearless, was really frightened this time, his voice trembled when he spoke, and his words were choked up.

Lu Xiaoman's head was dizzy, as if he was still immersed in a dream, and even for a moment he couldn't tell what night it was.

"Well, what made you so sad?"

Yang Guo laughed, but tears flowed from his eyes.He bent down, held up his wife's hand, and put his forehead on the back of her hand, with a gentle and pious expression, as if praying softly:

"No, it's too late for me to be happy, so how can I be sad?"

The author has something to say: Yang Guo's story is over~

After that there will be Xiao Feng and Jiang Xiaoyu, do you have any other nominations?

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Sesame glutinous rice balls (Memoda);

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Sesame glutinous rice balls (Jiu Mi);

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!